The Three Thousand Harem of the Fake Empress

In the inner room of the palace, cigarettes were curling up, and all kinds of autumn chrysanthemums were competing for beauty on the golden nanmu flower stand. Concubine Chen and Qiao Jiuyou changed into ordinary clothes and sat beside the wooden couch with snacks.

Concubine Chen used a piece of horseshoe cake, took a sip of tea, and cast a gentle look at the person opposite, "Today I look at the son of Prince Jinnan - Yu Fei, the son of Duke Xianmin - Zhao Ti, and the eldest son of Princess Chengyu Qi Haowen , are all good-looking talents and outstanding in riding and hunting."

Qiao Jiuyou's hand holding the cake paused slightly, the light under the eyelashes was a bit cold, after a while, the slender hand hanging in mid-air picked and picked in the jade plate, found a small piece, pinched it back to her face and said with a smile: "Yan Sister, as long as it is the person you choose, Jiuyou will naturally rest assured."

"That's good. Sister Yan is afraid that the men you pick are not to your liking. After all, this is the first batch of men, and their status will not be low in the future. If they are not satisfied, it will have a great impact." Concubine Chen said.

Qiao Jiuyou chewed a piece of cake, swallowed it carefully, and said calmly, "For the emperor, these men are like this plate of food... just to satisfy their hunger."

"How can I describe it like that?" Concubine Chen smiled shyly, "When you get married, you will know the fun of it...the fun."

Qiao Jiuyou looked at Concubine Chen who was blushing, and sneered in her heart. She waved her hand to the palace, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Yan, Jiuyou is really curious. There is a question I have been holding back for a long time, and I have been wanting to ask it for a long time. I didn’t understand it when I was young, but now that I’m older, I still half understand it... You see, I’m getting married soon, so I need to know more to avoid being in a hurry.”

"This..." Feng Yan pinched the veil, guessed what the other party was asking, felt ashamed from inside, hesitated for a long time, thinking that the other party might be too thin-skinned, dare not ask the nurse beside her, and treated himself as Since she was a caring person, she plucked up the courage to ask. As an elder, she raised her face, glanced at him, and whispered shyly, "Jiuyou...you...you can ask."

Qiao Jiuyou leaned closer, and asked with the corners of her mouth: "It's said that yin/yang intercourse, your majesty is not a man... Sister Yan, how do you get it?"

"Ah?" Feng Yan was a little surprised. She thought that Qiao Jiuyou was going to ask about men and women, but she never thought it was a pleasure in the room between herself and His Majesty. When she asked this question, she felt that the girl in front of her still had a childlike curiosity. Heart.

"Sister Yan, tell me quickly...don't be shy..." Qiao Jiuyou tugged on the sleeve of the master, deliberately not letting go, "If you don't say it, you will treat Jiuyou as an outsider. He is just curious and very Very curious."

Feng Yan was so entangled that he was so ashamed that he was burning all over, and he finally opened his mouth, "Jiuyou, it's not just about the body feeling, what's important is the person who rejoices, but the person you love; only when you are bound by true feelings can you devote yourself... ...Actually, as far as I am concerned, being "occupied" by someone who is happy, although the body is turbulent and refreshing, but the satisfaction in the heart exceeds the feeling of the body."

After saying a word, Concubine Chen didn't dare to look up at others, as if she had done something wrong, she was also embarrassed in front of the junior.

"Oh, that's how it is..." Qiao Jiuyou tilted his dimples, and continued to ask: "I am happy in my heart, but Jiuyou doesn't realize it, so... how about being happy on my body? match?"

"Jiu... Jiuyou." His chest rose and fell rapidly, even though the words were in his throat, Feng Yan still couldn't open his mouth, Qiao Jiuyou looked at it seriously, looking like he was seeking knowledge, the former muttered: "Kissing is naturally... lips and tongue ...Blending...Naturally...Naturally using..."

"For what?"

Feng Yan bit her lower lip red, her heart was pounding, she took a deep breath, it was only a few words, but after years of strict upbringing, it sealed her throat like flowing iron.

At this moment, the little eunuch approached, Concubine Xuan Chen and the empress went back to the palace for a rest, Feng Yan gasped for breath, stood up hurriedly as if he was about to receive an amnesty, and said - Jiuyou will understand on the day of marriage , and left in a hurry.

The figure was far away, and Qiao Jiuyou couldn't help laughing. She held her belly, bent over and laughed for a long time, tears came out of her eyes.

joke!

I don't know how women sharpen their mirrors... She just wants to see a dignified and skilled woman and utter obscene and dirty words.

After being inexplicably comfortable, Qiao Jiuyou straightened her back and walked slowly to a pot of "Phoenix Wings". Press down on the handle, and with a little force, the chrysanthemum will be broken.

At this moment, Mammy walked in, her expression was not very good.

Qiao Jiuyou held the folded phoenix wings to the tip of his nose and sniffed it carefully. He walked slowly in the hall, as if he was thinking, and asked for a moment, "How about the person I asked them to find?"

"The people below are able to do things well. I have been looking for them for a long time, but I have never had a chance... Now..." Mammy stopped talking, and sighed silently with her face down.

"That's good," Qiao Jiuyou stared at the flower in the palm, looked left and right, looked at people with a smile, and asked, "Mother, I am the emperor, am I?"

"Yes."

"It's the emperor..." Gradually clenching the palm, the petals curled up and were broken, and the last ray of fragrance scattered away. Qiao Jiuyou raised his face, looked at the golden and green sky like a cage, and sighed, "Since ancient times, the emperor can break the sky." Tens of millions of people die... If I don't kill this flower, she will wither and wither. In this case, why not arrange the most painful way of withering?"

Flipping her hands down, Sheng Ju fell to the ground. After being crushed and trampled, she lay on the ice-cold jade with stumped limbs and petals.

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Qin Yan sat tired for a long time, and the hunting finally ended. Everyone came back with their prey. Those who hunted more were rewarded, and those who returned empty-handed were punished. It was not a serious reward or punishment. The excitement was the core, and there was a lot of fun. There was no palace fight, and she was quite satisfied~

In fact, it's because I owe my IQ, can't play tricks, can't play tricks, and belongs to the kind of cannon fodder that dies at the beginning.

Leaving aside the singing and dancing banquet, the fake empress was relieved, she was definitely not as good as the real empress in terms of communication, and her literary accomplishment was not deep.

Under the premise of being afraid of giving wrong answers, I can only speak concisely. If I can say one word, I will never say two words. After a pause, the situation is a bit awkward.Fortunately, she smiled throughout the whole process, which saved the ministers from worrying.

At this moment Murong Anran came back from a gallop, threw the hare to the servant, took the handkerchief from the handmaiden, wiped off the sweat, and saw the empress walking to the palace with the concubine Chen, she didn't have time to take a bath, her heart was irritated because of Qiao Jiuyou's matter, she wanted to ask Those who are selected will follow with great strides.

The concubine Chen and the empress walked through the flower corridor and the rockery stream, the former asked, "Among the sons of the Duke, does your majesty have any choice?"

Where did Qin Yan know the princes and nobles present, it would be nice to be able to call the prime minister.

She has no interest in being a matchmaker from the beginning to the end, but she has always been enthusiastic as an old mother. However, she is not very talkative, can't praise black as white, and her vision is not vicious enough, so she can't tell whether it is a perfect match or a similar smell. , so that for decades, I have not received a basket of red eggs.

Thinking of her mother, Qin Yan breathed a sigh of relief. The old couple would not come to live in the city, so they would not be able to find out about their daughter's mysterious disappearance. Since she was a freelancer, she was not worried about someone calling the police.

But when she thought that she might not be able to go back, the fake empress felt sore, she really wanted to raise her left hand to beat her swollen and vile right hand, she said melancholy: "I will decide on my concubine... I think everything is fine."

Concubine Chen showed joy, and tugged at the Empress's robe, "I asked the three of Jiuyou, she first smiled, and after a while, she said that it's all up to us... I guess, because they all like it." .”

Qin Yan was still thinking about her own mother, so she didn't listen to all the words. The group of people came to the backyard, which was rare and peaceful, without Axi's chirping, which was somewhat surprising.

It turned out that Ah Xi and Ren Shiqing never dealt with each other. Xu Shi came from the folks. Etiquette, manners, rules, and regulations were all floating clouds. They never took it to heart and often fought.

Although the two often fight, when they come out to play, they rarely find fault with each other. After all, the bird in the cage is free to fly, and no one has time to talk to the other.

Ah Xi had already brought the maids and servants to the back mountain to pick wild fruits... A restful meal seemed to be all right, Qin Yan thought.

At this time, I heard a loud shout from behind: "Get out of the way!!!"

The empress turned around and followed the prestige... How should I describe the scene in the distance?

Even in her more than 20 years of life, she couldn't think of such a scene even if she broke her head.

Not only the empress and everyone were stunned, but even the well-informed general Murong Anran was also stunned on the spot, not knowing how to respond.

A pretty villain with the appearance of a eunuch, hugging a little piglet in his arms, and running wildly, because he ran too hard, his black hair scattered, his teeth were grinning, and his face was a bit hideous.

And a few tens of meters behind her followed a big wild boar, which weighed half a ton, and its two tusks were as long as a small elbow. It was aggressive and rampant.

After the wild boar, they chased after a group of eunuchs and court ladies, all of them were crying and calling their master to run away!

"Your Majesty----" Ah Xi finally saw the dawn, tears almost filled her eyes, but before the tears filled her eyes, in order to protect her butt from being pierced by her fangs, she launched a final sprint, turning infinite fear into a way to survive With great strength, he roared out an earth-shattering sentence "Pick me----"

It would be a lie to say no panic!

The wild boar is so big, and it is so wild that it rushes forward. This is not the level that can knock people into the sky, but the level of killing people. Qin Yan, who was frightened, finally realized it. Made an arc movement.

want to run?too late...

The empress was forced to do what she should do - eyes closed, arms opened, legs trembling like sieves, cursing inwardly.

Ah Xi took the little piggy and jumped into the empress's arms smoothly, the empress fell backwards inertially, seeing that the back of her head was about to fall into a crack from point to surface, Murong Anran put an arm around the empress's waist, stabilizing the two of them, side by side Angry at the guard: "Knife!"

The guard threw the knife in stride, and the general had quick eyes and hands. When he caught the knife, he swung the knife and held the handle firmly. In the blink of an eye, he raised his arm and threw it fiercely. In the blink of an eye, the knife hit the pig's face and cut more than ten inches into it. The wild boar was killed on the spot. Ten meters before the empress.

Blood gushed out like a spring, gurgling all over the ground, Qin Yan looked at the calm Murong Anran beside her, and instantly felt that she had earned blood!

Touched, excited, admired, the counterfeit empress who took her own life wanted to throw herself into the arms of the female general, but the reality did not allow it, because a "little eunuch" was crying in her arms!

"Woooooo... Your Majesty, this concubine was scared to death... I almost peed in fear... I'm afraid that my skills will not be as good as a pig's, and my butt will bloom."

"I'm afraid that if I take a bite of wild game, I will never see Your Majesty again and become a glutton!"

"Thinking that I haven't enjoyed enough glory and wealth, and I haven't grown old with His Majesty, my concubine is full of energy, and I have to rush back with half my life."

"Actually... the concubine wanted to catch a snake, but it was so crispy when it was cooked!

But I couldn't find it. It was a godsend that I met a big wild boar, but all the servants around me were useless, and I couldn't catch it for a long time.

The concubine is still smart, quick-witted, knows to snatch it, and it will definitely follow, as long as it runs to a place where there are people, it will naturally kill it, as I expected, haha~"

"Come on, little pig, call your Majesty!"

The little pig groaned and chirped, and Axi laughed and said, "If you call it wrong, it's impolite, and you'll be blamed for turning you into a roast suckling pig!"

Qin Yan blushed, staring at the pig in her arms, then at the person in her arms, always feeling that something was wrong.

At this moment, she was still holding the other person's butt with both hands, she didn't realize that she had been holding the human and the pig for a long time, so long that people around her looked down, and so long that Murong Anran handed them over coldly.

The little piglet seemed very uncomfortable under the attack of the two, moaning loudly, struggling to twist his body, the empress moved her face back, avoiding the pig's mouth, and said to humanity: "Axi, you can get off my body now!" .”

A Xi wrapped her legs around the Empress's waist, steadfastly refusing to let her go, and said angrily, "In order to allow His Majesty to eat the first roasted suckling pig in autumn, the concubine's legs have run weak, and His Majesty needs to carry her into the house, hee hee." ~"

The atmosphere was awkward, Qin Yan didn't know whether to reprimand him or hug him in with a smile, but there was one thing that urgently needed to be resolved, "Axi, put the pig down first, and talk about it if you have something to say."

"Oh~" Axi nodded obediently, let go of her arms sideways, and the little pig Duang fell down.

Who knows that the little pig is so courageous and doesn't know the cruelty of the world, that when he was captured, he fled and refused to let go of the first place, but pouted at people and got angry?

Murong Anran watched the empress carry her into the dormitory, and looked at the little piggy at his feet who was groaning and furious, and decisively raised his leather boots, and it was a fierce flying kick, the poor little guy with extremely graceful movements The parabola flew into the sky and turned into a howling meteor.

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