The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

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"Come and celebrate my brother's rebirth."

"Cheers!"

The shining lights and colorful wines in the bar set up a table, Xiao Ya's hair color was dyed back, and the clothes on her body were also clean.

"When the tattoo is washed off, it will be perfect." The two beauties sitting on the sofa looked at Xiao Ya and discussed in a low voice.

Lu Weiyang didn't know how he would appear here, he was quite dazed, with a juice in his hand, surrounded by scantily dressed accompanying girls.

He didn't dare to move.

"My God, what's over there?"

A blond-haired and blue-eyed friend leaned over to Xiao Ya and whispered: "Ah, to be honest, that wouldn't be the inflatable doll you invested a lot of money in."

Xiao Ya categorically denied it, and looked in the direction he was looking, Lu Weiyang was really like a petrified sculpture, stuck between the two hot girls.

Under the light, her milky white skin was so tender that water could be squeezed out.He doesn't like to move at home, and this will be so frightening that he can't even move his eyes.

The girl next to him was probably a newcomer, not only did not see his youthful and speechless embarrassment, but also poured a full glass of wine and handed it to him.

The girl's upturned eyeliner was applied just right on Danfeng's eyes, and when she smiled, she was very expressive.

Lu Weiyang's ears buzzed, two abnormal blushes appeared on his face, he remembered being gentle.

Lu Weiyang has never experienced drinking.His few cronies will take him to the bar, but they will make it clear to the boss in advance.

Just arrange a cup of AD calcium milk for him.

Lu Weiyang finally had expressions and movements, and covered his mouth with his hand, not wanting to drink.

The beauty frowned, he couldn't stand this, he took a sip while holding the wine glass, his eyelashes were covered with mist.

"William, what nonsense are you talking about, that's my brother's fish..." Xiao Ya stretched out his hand again to cover the eyes of the foreigner friend.

I feel so sad, I must not bring fish out to play next time, it is too attractive.

William's eyes darkened when he heard that the famous woman had found his wife.The flame in his heart that wanted to strike up a conversation was also extinguished, and he shook the red wine glass in his hand desolately.

Xiao Ya tried to smooth things over: "My brother is busy with work, and he is usually bored at home, so he doesn't like to talk as time goes by."

"Ah, I heard that you slept in a bar last time." William immediately put on a look of indifference and asked about the next prey.

Foreign men speak very explicitly, maybe the thinking of the fighting nation is really unrestrained.

Xiao Ya took a sip of wine in embarrassment, glanced at the empty seats, and retorted: "What's the matter? I have a girlfriend."

"what."

Lu Weiyang supported the wall with a splitting headache, and finally found the bathroom, and the cubicle next to him made a strange sound of water.

The sound of kissing made everyone who heard it red-faced.

A soft footstep came in, and the door of his cubicle was knocked three times, all with the crisp "Boom, boom, boom!"

Something was stuffed through the crack of the door, Lu Weiyang stretched his eyelids, thinking he had encountered a pervert, but at first glance it was a yellowed envelope.

After a burst of chaotic footsteps, there was the sound of flushing water, and the two people next door stopped and started a serious conversation.

"Who's coming to the VIP box at 306?" the man asked under his throat, his heavy breathing lingering in the small space.

The voice of the answer was a little cold, and the conversation between the two was not ambiguous at all, to the point of being somewhat respectful: "Young Master Xiao and his two friends, Lulu and Xiaoyue, have already gone in."

"Call out, Young Master Xiao likes men! Hurry up and arrange the new one and the good-looking ones." The man spoke anxiously.

"Okay boss." There was a sound of extremely fast footsteps, that person should have left.

Lu Weiyang bent down to pick up the envelope, rubbed his fingers on it twice, and put it in his pocket.Pressing the flickering phone screen, staring at the voice button hesitantly.

"Damn it, if you touch fish in the toilet at work, you can meet the boss. Where did you put that thing?"

The waiter in a tuxedo came back cursing again, vigorously wiping his gnawed red lips, looking around, as if looking for something.

"Hurry up and pick me up." Lu Weiyang played a voice to Jiang Ge bluntly.

After a long time, I didn't receive a response, and there was no response, and I didn't even stir up any splashes.

"The signal here is a bit weak, which compartment are you talking about?"

The waiter's silver mobile phone was clamped between his ears and shoulders, and he turned the doorknob twice, then his face sank, and he pressed his ear to the door, asking in a low voice, "Is there anyone inside?"

Lu Weiyang held his breath, anxious like ants on a hot pan.His intuition told him that there was definitely something wrong with the envelope in his hand.

[The host can use skills to teleport. 】

"what?"

A white light flashed, and Lu Weiyang was standing in the steamy bathroom, barefoot.The water inside was still flowing, and he got into the curtain.

Two lines of nosebleeds dripped onto the floor along the lips with pink luster, and after being infected in the water, they looked like two blooming roses.

The water from the shower came down from the top with a white mist, and the hot water droplets slid away on the graceful arc of the man's butterfly bone.

A pair of long legs with golden ratio stood straight in front of him.

Lu Weiyang wiped away the nosebleed under his nose, the heat in the bathroom made his face blush.

"Brother, is this a welfare?"

[This is not a welfare, this is yours. 】

It may be that the peeping eyes behind him are too hot.

The man under the shower head turned around, exercising Youjia's abdominal muscles, giving him a clean look without reservation.

In the faint water mist, the man's black eyes were deep, and his delicate and three-dimensional facial features were covered with a layer of haze.

"What are you doing?" The man turned around quickly, turned off the shower head, and looked at Lu Weiyang in astonishment, hiding behind the curtain, only showing his head, peeping at Lu Weiyang, whose eyes were still squinting.

Lu Weiyang smiled shyly, the clothes were more or less wet, sticking to his body thickly and heavily.

Relying on the strength of wine, he became interested when he saw the color.The flat, jade-white lower abdomen was revealed little by little, and the sweater on his body was thrown aside.

The sports pants were taken off to the crook of the legs, and they stopped moving.

Jiang Ge's face turned red, and he crossed his hands to cover his chest, and leaned against the wall in fear, "I tell you, you are not allowed to come here."

"Hey" the little drunkard rabbit clung to Jiang Ge, full of drunkenness, and whispered to him: "Damn, you are so handsome. Tiancai!"

The soft breath was panting in his ears, Jiang Ge's ears were flushed, and he carefully glanced at the man's straight and moist long legs.

SpongeBob's cartoon panties, no one else.

"You come down first, the ground is very slippery." Jiang Ge looked at him.

Nerves tensed, heart scratching and lungs uncomfortable, and panic emerged in my heart that I had never felt before.

Looking down at the octopus-like figure in his arms, Jiang Ge tried to push him away.

He just hugged him tighter and tighter, his voice was still low and crisp, and his tone was coquettish: "You said that the ground is slippery, so you carry me out."

"You are unreasonable!" Jiang Ge couldn't bear it anymore, pinching the extra flesh on his face.

Throat rolls twice, after looking left and right, the cold thin lips stick to it carefully, and take a light bite.

"Aye, don't bite me." A mournful whisper came from the neck: "You carry me out."

Ah Ye?

That's right, if it wasn't for being drunk and admitting to the wrong person, why would Lu Weiyang take the initiative to hug him?

Even Jiang Ge couldn't catch the pie falling from the sky.

That unremarkable envelope was lying on the floor together with Lu Weiyang's little sweater, all in disarray...