The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

bang.

The dusty glass door opened suddenly, and the person in front of the door who was studying how to open the door was ejected far away.

"No, do you have eyes?" Lu Weiyang covered his scalp, staring straight at the black double image in front of his eyes, his brain buzzing.

"I'm sorry." After the man threw out an insincere apology, he closed the door again.

[Host don’t get angry, sometimes you’re angry and sometimes you’re happy, it’s inevitable that you’ll chase after the murderer at the crematorium. 】

Lu Weiyang's hands were clenched into fists, and his well-manicured nails were inserted into the skin.

But when he heard this, he swallowed half of it abruptly.

"Fuck Nima!"

"boom"

The hammer the size of a fist slammed down from his cheek, and cracks like spider webs immediately appeared on the glass door.

"Who? What are you all doing here?" This time it was a woman who came out, wearing a green silk scarf and a red instant noodle hair.

He was also wearing a hot pink thickened thermal clothing, exuding the sour smell of "the extreme soil is the trend" all over his body.

"Why did you smash my door?" A group of people came out after her, Lu Weiyang saw that something was wrong, swished and rolled behind Xiao Ya.

"elder brother……"

"Your brother is here?" Lu Weiyang leaned on Xiao Ya's back in surprise, looking on tiptoe.

There is a floor of broken glass between them, and a burly woman, babbling obscenities.

The imposing man ignored them and continued to ask, "Where's the missing thing?"

"Are you sick? My door was smashed down. You still ask, condom, how can I remember so clearly?" The woman put her hips on her hips, not going to cooperate.

The atmosphere froze for a while.

"Brother, is that what I was thinking of?" Xiao Ya winked at him, "Brother, I have it."

The man narrowed his face and glared at him before he calmed down.

Several people looked around, and finally looked at a camera on a telegraph pole not far away.

"Xiao Zhao, check the surveillance."

"Ok."

That serial murder case fermented very fast for some reason, and the media even wrote all kinds of reports, which made people panic.

The superior leader gave a death order, and the case must be solved within three months.

When closing the team, Jiang Ge almost followed him back to the game.

With his hand on the car door, he realized something was wrong, touched his nose, turned back and got into Xiao Ya's car.

"Shall we go?" Lu Weiyang looked at the man with a strange expression walking past him, and asked timidly, shrinking his neck.

"Let's go." Xiao Ya swallowed, and answered him with difficulty.

Get in the car.

"When did you get your driver's license?" Jiang Ge asked slightly surprised.

"Just last summer vacation." Xiao Ya started the engine in a loud voice, and glanced at the leisurely and calm Lu Weiyang on the co-pilot, "Do you have any?"

"No." Lu Weiyang sighed, as a person who has never passed subject one, he is really not worthy of discussing this matter.

When Xiao Ya heard it, he laughed straight away, and helped him put on the Band-Aid, "I'll take the test another day."

"I'm just a fish, please let me go." Lu Weiyang looked at the ugly band-aid in his hand, and obediently raised his hand in surrender.

"Get out of the car." The man frowned, feeling that the two people in front of him were very noisy.

Xiao Ya was taken aback, not clear about the situation in front of her: "What did you say?"

"What?" Jiang Ge opened the door and roughly dragged him down.

Confused, Xiao Ya knocked on the window of the car, and sat in the back hesitantly.

"I'll drive." Jiang Ge pursed his lips, looked at the dumbfounded Xiaotuanzi, stretched out his hand, and politely put on his seat belt.

The strong smell of fruity dishwashing liquid penetrated into Lu Weiyang's nostrils and passed into his brain nerves.Lu Weiyang quickly pinched his nose: "What's the smell on your body?"

"Huh?" Jiang Ge slowed down the speed of the car.

"Ouch, I'm sorry." Lu Weiyang's face turned red, he pushed down the car window, and breathed in the fresh air outside the car.

"I smell?" Jiang Ge pulled his clothes uncertainly, put them in front of his nose and sniffed.

It does have flavor.

There is a fragrance of shower gel, this dress has been placed in the cabinet for too long, and there is a woody fragrance of the cabinet.

But it doesn't stink, Lu Weiyang over there showed an expression that smelled like feces...

"It has a smell." Xiao Ya also took a deep breath, "There is a very faint smell of dish soap."

"Are you sure it's very light?" Lu Weiyang looked back at him aggrievedly, feeling frantic in his heart: I'm going to suffocate this fucking to death.

[This is your problem as the host, and has nothing to do with the prop settings of this system. 】

This is indeed his own problem, Lu Weiyang has a strong resistance to detergent, even if the smell is weak, he can still smell its presence.

"It doesn't smell bad, does it? It still smells like fruit." Xiao Ya touched her nose and made a pertinent comment.

"It smells bad, the same smell as in the toilet." Lu Weiyang stretched out his head on the car window, feeling miserable.

Xiao Ya turned off her mobile phone and said, "My toilet has run out of toilet cleaner, and I still use some perfume. Anyway, it doesn't smell like dish soap."

"I'm not talking about the toilet in your house, I'm talking about the toilet with dead bodies." Lu Weiyang turned back, complaining about Jiang Ge in his heart.

What kind of place do you go to get such a smell of detergent?

Xiao Ya completely missed the point, and answered his words with a sour taste: "My brother is too biased, and it's so exciting to take you to the scene."

Lu Weiyang explained: "The handcuffs were handcuffed together that time, the situation is special."

"Go again." Jiang Ge's words were ambiguous.

The car hurt over the speed bump and bumped a bit, Xiao Ya half-jokingly asked: "Really? Isn't it a violation of discipline?"

Xueliang's eyes were still fixed on the phone, he didn't believe that he was meticulous, Bingshan's own brother would be merciful and take them there.

Lu Weiyang also felt very strange.

"I'm a jobless and unemployed magician, of course it's true." Jiang Ge drove the car, followed the traffic, and turned into the school road.

"Long live cousin!"

"Are we going to die?"

Lu Weiyang whispered, twitching the corners of his mouth emotionlessly, making a fake smile uglier than crying.

[I wish the host a long journey!Solve the case sooner and the next one sooner! 】

"Brother, I don't have a student ID, no interrogation certificate, nothing, how do I get in?" Xiao Ya asked dejectedly, leaning against the wall.

The three of them stood neatly under the plane tree at the gate of the school, helpless.

"Boom!" A black shadow fell above his head.

Three people, six eyes, all looking at the thing falling from the sky.

It turned out to be a torn canvas schoolbag that couldn't be broken any more, Xiao Ya bent down to pick it up, ready to take a good look at it.

The young man who finally climbed up the wall saw someone under the tree, and his expression froze.

"Which class are you in? Tell me your name and class!" Miejue Shitai held the textbook under her arm and adjusted her thick-bottomed glasses from the beer bottle.

Briskly rushing towards this side.

Regardless of Sanqi 21, Ying Fanxing jumped into the air and shouted: "Get out of the way!"

"There is still someone to take care of you!" The deaf Miejueshi was too spitting and flying around, and suddenly lost his deafness.

"Win Fanxing?" Xiao Ya raised her head in a daze, looking at the people flying in the air.

It was too late to take countermeasures, and Ying Fanxing landed safely.

What received him was not the cold concrete floor, but rather soft...human flesh.Ying Fanxing felt overwhelmed with cleanliness, got up, and picked up his schoolbag.

"Ying Fanxing, you must be sick!" Xiao Ya pulled up the person on her body, her facial features shifted due to the pain, "You smashed me apart."

"It's actually you, Xiaoya." Ying Fanxing was overjoyed when he saw the person under him, and put his weight on Xiao Ya again.

"Get up, I'm about to break a bone!" Xiao Ya felt that "it's outrageous", and looked at him in disgust.

What Lu Weiyang saw from the side was: a big boy about 1.8 meters tall, rubbing his chin coquettishly: "No, no, no."

"Can you get out!", the more Xiao Ya scolded, the harder the person on her body was, until he was so pressed that he couldn't speak: "Stop pressing me."

Ying Fanxing likes to be subdued by others, holding his arm, looking at him with fiery eyes with a fragmented light shining in his eyes.

"Your broken necklace pierced my eyes! Ying Fanxing, you bastard!" Xiao Ya realized that something was wrong, and turned her head away with all her might.

"What are you doing here?" Ying Fanxing stood up contentedly, and looked at the three people in different states in front of him.

"You ask us, and we'll answer you?" Xiao Ya lit a lady's cigarette, didn't put it in her mouth, and only dangled it between her fingers.

After Lu Weiyang coughed, his eye circles turned red, "I.....to see the toilet."

Xiao Ya snuffed out the cigarette with full apology, Ying Fanxing was unhappy, "Did I ask you? Did I ask you to answer?"

Lu Weiyang was annoyed by his eccentricity, and no one disliked him so much.

Everyone has their own thoughts, the war is about to break out, Jiang Ge probably won't be able to enter today if he doesn't talk.

Before they got into a quarrel, Jiang Ge took the lead and asked: "Ying Fanxing, we want to go in and have a look. If you have a way to get in, can you just take us in?"

"That's right, brother, this is my territory." Ying Fanxing was not surprised at their request, and he agreed.

In the past few days, many reporters came here with cameras on their shoulders. For their school, this is no secret.

"But we have been here before, do you want to keep it secret?" Xiao Ya reminded.

"I know, there is a passage in our school, and we can go there directly." Ying Fanxing carried his schoolbag on his back and led them forward.

Lu Weiyang looked at Jiang Ge, and Jiang Ge returned his gaze without showing any trace.

"Then let me introduce you again, this is my brother, this is..." Xiao Ya paused, not knowing how to introduce.

It seems inappropriate to say that it is his friend. His brother will probably be angry, saying that he bought it back, and it is a bit bloody and violent.

The hostility brewing in Ying Fanxing's eyes is getting stronger and stronger.

Lu Weiyang made a decisive decision: "His sister-in-law, I am his sister-in-law."

The mentality of not wanting to offend people is full.

"Um, it's my sister-in-law." Xiao Ya followed his words, feeling a sense of loss.

After the introduction, Ying Fanxing looked at him not only did not get better, but became more fierce.

Ying Fanxing led them around to the open space behind the school, groping for something in the green lawn.

Xiao Ya praised from the bottom of her heart: "The land behind their school is still well done!"

"There is a reason for this. There is a cemetery with excellent geomantic omen under your feet."