The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

(Liancheng read [-] characters.)

in the bar.

"Come here quickly." Xiao Ya stood in front of a row of high chairs and waved to them.

Using a loud voice to open up a wide and narrow path for them in the crowd, Jiang Ge squeezed his way by the corner of his clothes.

This is a well-known gag bar, which is more mixed than ordinary bars. For example, at two o'clock, it is secretly photographing girls knocking on CP.

The little O who came out to have sex, and the male star who took advantage of the vacation to strengthen their relationship with the money owner.

"Where is the person?" Lu Weiyang asked in a low voice, covering his mouth, lowered the peaked cap on his head, and looked around furtively.

After Xiao Ya got the information, he told them to run over quickly, and he didn't say that there was a Chinese-English boy in his arms.

The boy saw that they were also petrified in place. If he hadn't been concerned about his image in the circle, he would probably have slapped Xiaoya with two big mouths.

"Just when you showed me that photo a few days ago, I didn't think it was familiar, but I actually saw it. That product is still a VIP in our shop."

Xiao Ya showed an expression of asking for credit, raised her chin contemptuously, and signaled them to look into the corner.

The bar lights were too dim, and the colored lights spinning overhead were too bright.Lu Weiyang is nearsighted, and people farther away seem to be mosaiced.

"I can't see clearly." Lu Weiyang stretched out his hands to gesture 0K, then met his eyes and started auto-focusing.

The little boy watched him operate and began to laugh softly.When he took out his mobile phone and began to use the power of technology.

The little boy started laughing wildly, coughed and laughed, "It's the first time I've seen such a high-end focusing method when I grow up."

"I can't see clearly, there's nothing I can do." Lu Weiyang tidied up his phone with a little embarrassment.

The little boy stared in surprise, and his amber eyes blinked beautifully: "Then why don't you wear a prescription color contact lens?"

"That's the color of my mother's eyes." Xiao Ya took a sip of wine, with a smile on the corner of her mouth.

The little boy laughed even crazier, holding on to the bar, he couldn't stand still: "Mom has bright eyes? Hahaha, are you too funny?"

Fortunately, the background music of the bar has now been changed to rock.

The late DJ just came to work and kept blowing on the mic as if something was wrong.

The little boy stopped laughing, and snapped his fingers happily: "What do you want from Mr. Li? Maybe I can help you."

"You know him?" Lu Weiyang quickly shifted his gaze to him, as surprised and delighted as Xiao Ya called them over just now.

The little boy narrowed his eyes brightly, and said unabashedly: "I have an appointment, and the job is very good."

"How could it be like this, he has a wife!" Lu Weiyang stomped on his feet fiercely, and then hid behind Jiang Ge after stomping, speaking righteously.

The little boy looked at the dirty leather shoes and cursed without knowing it: "What? This b is actually a double plug. I don't know. He said he was single in this bar. If you don't believe me, ask Xiao Ya."

Xiao Ya echoed: "Yes, our bar has rules."

"He lied to everyone." Jiang Ge saw the conspicuous card when he entered the door.

It read: No fishing in pubs with same-sex or opposite-sex couples, offenders bombarded in letter circles.

The music was too irritating, Lu Weiyang had no choice but to stand in front of the little boy and stand on tiptoe to barely reach his ear: "We are here to help his wife complain and find out about cheating."

The little boy put down his wine glass and nodded in approval: "Understood, do you need me to do anything to you?"

Several people stood in front of the bar counter to study strategies, and the bartender frightened the corners of his mouth * twice exaggeratedly, and gave two comments: "You guys are so vicious."

"It's my duty to tear up the scumbag." Lu Weiyang yelled out the slogan firmly.

The pretty little boy at the side waved his fist cooperatively: "Awei, you also have to be careful. Don't blame me for being rude to other people that day."

Ah Wei shrugged his shoulders with a strong desire for survival: "Madam boss, it's not like you don't know, I'm an honest, straight man."

"Are you the proprietress?" The owner of this bar is Xiao Ya, and the proprietress is this little boy.The two of them are lovers.

Lu Weiyang's head turned quickly, and he asked in a daze, "What about the stars?"

"Who is the star?" the little boy asked back.

Xiao Ya covered Lu Weiyang's mouth, dragged it back and threw it into Jiang Ge's arms, pressed the little boy's shoulder and said affectionately: "No, don't talk nonsense. I only have you in my eyes from top to bottom. "

"Bah! Take the pig's hand away!" The little boy of Chinese-English mixed race could not speak English, so he spoke such beautiful Chinese.

Gambled with Xiao Ya.

The little boy walked towards the man charmingly, and as soon as he passed, Yingying and Yanyan around the man scattered.

Lu Weiyang, who is short-sighted, only saw Lushan's true face.

The middle-aged man sat there with a big back, a mature and steady breath permeated the surrounding air, and the years did not show any traces on his face.

On the contrary, after years of baptism, his face became even more bewitching.

"Didn't you have a cleanliness before?" Jiang Ge asked Xiao Ya, and hooked his shoulder back with one hand.

"Don't stare over there." Xiao Ya played with the two lumps of porcelain jade in her hand, and persuaded Lu Weiyang to look over there, her eyes burning with anger.

"There are still." Xiao Ya said solemnly: "I have nothing to Luo Luo, the last time I asked you for money, I just wanted to take him to the United States to get married."

Lu Weiyang was a little surprised, and bit his lips uncomfortably: "Married?"

"Yeah, he's too wild, I have to find something to restrain him."

Xiao Ya unbuttoned her suit and let out a long sigh of relief.Through the crowd, seeing Luo Luo having a hot chat with the old man, he couldn't help feeling sad.

Lu Weiyang's smile gradually disappeared, and he opened his mouth wide to look at Jiang Ge.

When they made the plan, they never thought that Xiao Ya liked Luo Luo so much.

"He's different from others. He said that the first person he kissed was me." Xiao Ya smiled and shook her head, "I don't know if it's true, anyway, I'm very happy."

"Happier than winning the lottery."

"And brother, sometimes there is really no need to worry about how many times he is, as long as he is with me every time in the future." The voice of the foolish young man in front of him is getting softer and softer, and his neck is still ostentatious with snake tattoos.

The hostility in his eyes disappeared, and when he looked at his sweetheart, it would turn into a puddle of spring water.

Xiao Ya is such an arrogant and domineering person, when he meets love, he will throw up his helmet and armor, and even bow down.

There was a big stone in Lu Weiyang's heart, which made him unable to breathe, he was more tired than running a marathon.

"It's done." Luoluo returned triumphantly, with a red hair tie in his mouth.The gray hair from the back of the head to the shoulders was neatly tied up.

A group photo appeared in front of them. The two people in the photo were intimate, and with the monitoring of the bar, it should be no problem to leave the house without leaving the house.

While Luo Luo stretched out his hand to tie his hair, his short jacket, which couldn't be any shorter, rolled up.

The light hit his beautiful waist, and the people in the bar looked sideways.Lu Weiyang tugged at the hem of his clothes to prevent the spring from leaking out.

"What are you doing? You don't want others to see you because you are so beautiful." Luo Luo smiled knowingly, her feminine makeup looked like a lotus in midsummer.

It is clean and can be seen from a distance but not played with.

Lu Weiyang breathed evenly, with the light of stars shining in his clear eyes, he blinked twice with his trembling eyelashes, and said seriously: "Ah Luo, pull your clothes up. That uncle just now..."

"You? Do you like him?" Luo Luo didn't understand what he meant, and was taken aback for a moment, then smiled lightly.

Lu Weiyang said "Thank you for your hard work" stuck in his throat, he couldn't get up or down.

Luo Luo thought he was unhappy, so he decisively took out his phone and shared resources.

More than 90 WeChat contacts with "baby" on the screen were displayed.

"How about it? Not bad, grab a lot of brothers like him, come and see for yourself, I will give you whatever you want." Luo Luo showed off with a face of no care.

Xiao Ya snatched the phone, and was so angry that white smoke was coming out of all seven orifices: "Didn't I ask you to delete them?"

Note 180, muscular man.

Note 187, sophomore sports student.

……

Lu Weiyang shrank to the side disinterestedly, just now he was moved by the love between the two of them.

The co-author is Young Master Xiao, who is playing a self-touching drama here.

"Why should I delete it? Master Xiao figured it out, we are just a contract couple, and we will part ways after three months." Luo Luoli muttered in a low voice.

This completely enraged Xiao Ya, she threw the jade porcelain lump in her hand on the ground, "No need, we will part ways now, I'm tired of playing."

"Don't, don't, don't." Luo Luo sat flatteringly on his lap, with tears in his eyes, was silent for a while, and asked weakly, "The bar, won't you take it back?"

"Here you are, fucking you." Xiao Ya picked up the wine bottle and threw it on the ground.

The people on the hot dance floor paused for a moment, and acted like nothing had happened.

After playing music and dancing in the true sense, Xiao Ya's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but Luo Luo bent down to find the two jade lumps.

He resolutely does not look at Xiao Ya.

Luo Luo left after picking up the things, and didn't wait for a moment: "Don't make a face at me, that's it, stop it, stop it."

The world suddenly became very quiet.

One loves very much and gives everything.The other one also loves money very much.Indifferent to the sincere heart.

It was another night with a bright moon and few stars, Jiang Ge supported the bed with one hand, listening to the breathing of the side beside him, he wanted to sneak a kiss.

As a result, he met Lu Weiyang with half-open eyes.

A guilty conscience.

Jiang Ge covered his eyes and interrogated: "Are you still in a daze? Go to bed quickly, you have to get up for work tomorrow."

"Oh." Lu Weiyang answered him, his eyes turned from half opened to wide open.

Jiang Ge turned his head to look, and whispered magnetically: "Don't keep your eyes open."

"Oh." Lu Weiyang repeated, this time's tone was extremely impatient compared to last time.

Lu Weiyang asked: "Where is Xiaoya?"

Jiang Ge thought for a while, but saw no one else: "Go back to school."

Lu Weiyang couldn't figure it out, "Why doesn't Luo Luo like him?"

Jiang Ge hummed, moved towards him quietly, and said, "Maybe this Luo Luo is not generous?"

"What?" Lu Weiyang frowned a little, he didn't understand, "Does someone love being generous? Isn't being generous an idiom."

"Sleep." Jiang Ge raised his voice, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The deterrent power of his voice did not overwhelm Lu Weiyang's curiosity, his small mouth was still asking non-stop.

"Why do you want to be generous?"

"No, Xiao Ya is gone, why should I sleep with you?"

"...not trying to do anything wrong to me."