The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

"I'm not tight anywhere, you misheard, my lord." Lu Weiyang hid back, but his waist was held by a man.

Struggling, he fumbled with his hands in a panic, and wanted to hit him with a vase, but then he thought: I didn't hit him hard enough, if I hit him to death, the mission would fail.

"You'd better turn around, I like to go from behind." Seeing his frightened look, Jiang Pei hugged him.

Lu Weiyang gave up his life and forgot himself, turned his head in an extremely awkward manner, his skin was very white all over his body, a slight pinch would leave deep red marks: "I..."

He was as stiff as a dead fish on the chopping board, and he didn't want to cooperate with him.

Jiang Ge couldn't move him, and it was useless if he got started, so he simply said: "If the princess likes to come from the front, I will force her to come, but it's not just the waist that hurts."

"I don't want to hurt." Lu Weiyang coyly expressed his thoughts.

Jiang Ge is just a beast, and his mobility is amazing, Lu Weiyang is afraid of death.Clamp the heels of the legs and do not let go, and cover the face with the arms.

The first time was too rough, it was his fault to leave a bad impression on Lu Weiyang, Jiang Ge tried to figure it out and said seductively: "Okay, let's come here a few more times, you just need to get used to it."

God horse robber logic, system father, help the child, the child can't always lose his virginity, the child will still marry a wife in the future.

[Ahem, there is really no way this is all arranged by the big boss.Be wronged, it is better to live in the world than to be buried in the soil. 】

"From the back, from the back. Please, blow out the candles too, okay?" His eyes turned a little red.

Jin Rong said that Lu Weiyang's shyness was a symptom of not hating him, Jiang Ge blew out the candle, and a magnetic voice sounded in his ear: "Good boy, this king will definitely be gentle this time."

Lu Weiyang doesn't know much about love, but anyone who has studied biology knows it.This kind of thing, without love, will be very comfortable.

A hot current poured into his body, and Lu Weiyang breathed a sigh of relief.This 180-degree attitude towards the prince is obviously very confused.

But he was too tired, so he fell asleep sweating profusely before he had time to talk.Leng Baipi's face became even brighter under the sweat.

The traces of the emperor's kiss on the neck were all covered by the man's domineering torture, and when he closed his eyes, a wheat-colored arm wrapped him in his arms.

In ancient times, Jiang Ge fought on horseback, and his complexion was a little darker.It looks very masculine, but the skin color of Lu Weiyang in his arms is very different.

"Princess, Miss Jiang is here to look for you." Jin Rong walked lightly and carefully, making a small voice like a mosquito rope.

When the prince left, he told the princess to sleep until she woke up naturally. This Miss Jiang was jumping and jumping outside the door, so he came in to make a show.

"Got it, you go out first." Lu Weiyang woke up a long time ago, and he was full of breath when speaking, as if he had just woken up.

He can't sleep, and now he just wants to finish the task quickly.

On the day of the wedding, many maids and servants were commenting that their heroic prince would not like men, so Lu Weiyang went into the bridal chamber with peace of mind.

I don't like men, huh.

Lu Weiyang spat, his scalp was tight and he sat in front of the mirror and looked at the tooth marks on his neck. He had to finish the task early, otherwise he didn't know what kind of torture he would be in.

He went to meet Li Li in the gazebo yesterday, Li Li saw him coming, looked back to make sure there were no people behind her, and said lazily, "You two are newly married."

"We don't know each other at all, why did you ask me to come?" Lu Weiyang covered his neck, trying to evade what she said.

"Well, I'm too lazy to spray with you."

Li Li took the collected information and made annotations and the background of the dynasty.He propped his chin again, looking at him meaningfully.

She yearns for freedom in the circle, and has always been called the single queen.But in fact, she secretly deserves this title.

The ducks who have been whoring can get together and play basketball.She is also shrewd in seeing people, and she is even more discerning when it comes to trivial matters such as love.

It's too boring for two children who like each other to rely on the legendary artifact of marriage to express their love.

"So, it was the emperor's biological mother, concubine Li, who killed Jiang Ge's parents. The current empress dowager is not the emperor's biological mother, the emperor is her puppet, and my father has contact with him. You mean my father wants to rebel? "

Lu Weiyang looked at the years and months written by folk masters and the major events that happened in the corresponding time, and traced the clues to draw a line.

"Can you keep your voice down? Is it a good thing to treason?" Li Li covered his mouth, the Holy Majesty is not dead yet.

Conspiracy is to punish the nine clans, and attempted rebellion is also to be exiled.How much of this huge palace is the emperor's eyeliner.

"Aren't I excited?" Lu Weiyang folded the scroll.

Thinking about it carefully, his father was honest and honest, and everything he did was for the emperor.This change really caught people off guard, and the weak emperor must be too pitiful.

There is a strong enemy like Jiang Ge outside, and the Queen Mother is pressing him inside.Civil and military officials have their own ghosts, but he has to bear the sins of Concubine Li.

"I know what you're thinking, I don't have any medicine right now, you can only wait for the emperor's keel." Lu Weiyang was in a daze for a moment, Li Li put his hand on his pulse.

"Ah, didn't you say you would help me with the antidote?"

Lu Weiyang calmed down his worries about others, his own life was the greatest in the world, he said with a mournful face: "That is a treasure that shakes the country, it won't fall into my hands so easily."

Puppet emperor, three points today.

"Then there is another way, you go to Jiang Ge and ask him to beg the emperor." Li Li pinched the dead skin on the edge of her nails, biting them in her mouth crying, she hadn't had manicures for a long time.

She wants to go home, the life of ancient people is not fun at all.

"Are you kidding me, should I tell him that you poisoned me and ask the emperor for a keel?" Lu Weiyang's small face was wrinkled, and the aura of a rich young man on his body was still undiminished.

They have met many times in the real world, but Lu Weiyang didn't know it.

"Brother Lu, do you know that there is a strange medicine in the Western Regions called fertility medicine." Li Li fumbled in her wide sleeves and took out the medicine.

Lu Weiyang bounced away immediately, rolled his throat and stopped looking at her: "I'm a man, so I don't want to take this weird medicine."

"Come on, if you take this pill, as long as you don't have intercourse with the prince, you won't really get pregnant. It's a rare thing for a man to get pregnant. When the time comes, you will cry and ask your father to ask for the keel."

Li Li pried open his mouth, Lu Weiyang broke free from her shackles, and knocked his head on the stone pillar, blood flowed out like a meandering stream.

"Eat." Lu Weiyang passed out, and when she heard a terrible order, she pressed her tongue against her palate and refused to let her go.

It doesn't matter what he says about the same and different rooms, if he has a lot, he will have to go through the gate of hell.

"Open your mouth."

In a trance, Li Li put him on the ground, and there was a short tinnitus in her ears again, which was the noise of radio wave interference.

The rough woman showed no mercy, directly pinched his mouth, opened it with her hands, stretched her fingers in to touch the tip of his pink tongue, and grabbed it out.

Pulling his tongue, the woman put the green pill on his tongue, and quickly squeezed it in, Lu Weiyang swallowed subconsciously.

With a "gulp", the pill was also squeezed into his stomach.

Li Li tidied up the files on the table, hid them in her sleeves, tapped her lower eyelids with her saliva and tried to squeeze out tears: "Come on, come on, the princess has passed out due to heatstroke."

Jin Rong heard the movement and rolled over from the rockery behind.Looking at the blood on his forehead, he asked suspiciously: "Miss, are you... sure you haven't encountered an assassin."

"No, the concubine is not young...God took my pill." Li Li Chuchu pitifully made up a lie, and Jin Rong firmly believed it.

No one would believe that a child would lie, so he immediately tensed up and said, "What kind of pill, how could the princess take it by mistake?"

"It's the green one on the table. I don't know what it is. A man in black came into the room and put it in my pocket." Li Li's big crystal eyes were filled with tears, and she stretched out her small hands to pinch the skirt, provocatively. Distressed.

Seeing that he couldn't ask anything, Jin Rong called the servant girl to send the frightened young lady back to her bedroom, picked up the medicine on the table, carried the unconscious Lu Weiyang back to the room and called the imperial doctor in the palace.

"This medicine is a forbidden medicine." The old imperial doctor stroked his beard with great skill, narrowed his eyes, and his expression was confused: "This old man is right, this is a secret medicine."

"He will endanger the life of the princess, or damage the body of the princess." Jinrong was heartbroken for his dereliction of duty.

The old imperial doctor paused, bandaged Lu Weiyang's head, hesitated to speak, and finally fell under Jin Rong's earnest gaze: "It's not harmful, but this medicine also has a name called fertility medicine."

"Birth medicine." Jin Rong's legs softened, and he went to the vestibule to wait for the prince.

Just mentioning the name, Jinrong knew the purpose of this medicine, he dared not face Lu Weiyang who woke up, and couldn't imagine a son who was loved by thousands of people, with a big belly.

If this is true, it will definitely be a bolt from the blue for Lu Weiyang, maybe he will hang himself after being humiliated.

The imperial doctor gave out her happy pulse, and Li Li was sitting on the bed with a rag doll in her hand and a thick lipstick on her mouth.

Everything is ready, only Jiang Ge's east wind is missing.

"My Majesty, the imperial physician Mr. Du who came out from the palace... the eunuch looked at the two frolicking on the dragon bed, with his head bowed, his cheeks were red to the roots of his ears.

"What did he say?" The man in the dragon tent lifted the gauze and his clothes were disheveled, with a look of overjoyed expression on his face, "Does it mean that the prince suppressed the bandits seriously injured?"

"No, Lord Du said, Princess Jin'an has it." The eunuch's tense shoulders were shaking, his face was livid, his hands were folded, and his nails were dug into his flesh.

His heart was hanging in his throat, he was the one who came to report this kind of bad news, and he also saw his former colleagues and the emperor tossing each other on the dragon bed.

"What did you say? What do you mean by having it? What's wrong with Weiyang?" The emperor suddenly became deaf, Long Yan was furious, and slapped him on the face.

The eunuch's cheeks were red and swollen immediately, and he knelt on the ground in fear, "The imperial doctor said that the princess is pregnant."

"Nonsense, Ah Yang is a man, how could a man be pregnant!" Xiao Xuan kicked him to the ground, put on his clothes and was about to leave the palace.

"Your Majesty, please calm down. The imperial doctor said that it was because of the birth control drug, so rushing in will only cause more rumors. This matter will be discussed in the court tomorrow, and this matter has already spread throughout Beijing. Prince Jin'an used forbidden drugs to harm Mr. Lu. "

The little eunuch took office on his first day, and he didn't want to go to the Dali Temple to be beaten because he didn't watch over the emperor. He didn't want to be beaten to pieces.

Dragging the emperor's lower back and throwing it inward, kneeling on the ground and dragging the emperor back, he threw it against the door all of a sudden, Xiao Xuan was stunned.

He fainted straight away, and now he can't go out today, and the little eunuch was directly arrested and sent to the sky prison to wait for punishment.

Draw circles on the ground of the dungeon, cursing Lu Weiyang, every time because of him, he gets punished.

"No." Lu Weiyang was sweating profusely and had few nightmares. He sneezed twice very loudly and touched the sweat-soaked pillow.

[Hehe, host, how does it feel to be pregnant? 】

"Didn't she really feed me?" Lu Weiyang rolled his tongue, the pain was severe, he stretched out his hand to his throat, and said falteringly, "I'm a man, so I can't get pregnant."

[Host, don't be so dumb, anyway, your behavior in this world will not affect you in another world. 】

A blurry picture suddenly appeared in his mind, he was lying in a crystal coffin, and the surrounding scenery was all too familiar.

"My mother knows I'm not dead?" Lu Weiyang retched when his fingertips touched his throat.

【you guess. 】

"I don't guess, a normal person would keep the dead in the room for so long." Lu Weiyang vomited.

【bingo! 】

"Princess, the lord is back." The chaotic footsteps of the maidservants resounded in the courtyard, and no one knew who was yelling.

"What are these people doing? Is the palace going to be confiscated?" Lu Weiyang pressed his chest, unable to breathe, touched his stomach that was bursting in pain, and suddenly his hand felt round.

His stomach bulged slightly, and the door was blown by the wind with a huh, Lu Weiyang squinted his eyes and couldn't see Pingfenghou's figure clearly.

No one is empty.

He asked people to close the door, but no one answered his words.It was because the house was ransacked, and those slaves couldn't even close the door.

"Lu Weiyang." Li Li who was leaning on the door was too short, when Yin shouted deeply, it scared Lu Weiyang half to death.

His eyes changed from horror to resentment and he asked, "Why are you here?"

"Let me tell you, I forgot when I gave you the medicine. If you take this medicine and don't have sex with the prince, your stomach will burst and you will die." Li Li lowered her head, a little embarrassed to tell the truth.

Lu Weiyang's hand holding the door was trembling slightly: "What? But you also said that if you have intercourse, I will get pregnant. I am a seven-foot man who wants to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy."

Li Li knelt down and kowtowed to him: "I know I'm sorry, but this is a task given to me by the mysterious man, and I can only go back after I complete it."

"This is your mission?" Lu Weiyang's solitary body and protruding belly are so dazzling and uncoordinated.

"Lu Weiyang, I'm leaving. We will meet again in the New Year."

After Li Li finished speaking, her body immediately turned into a phantom and disappeared.