The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

In March of the sixth year of Qingli, Princess Jin'an was pregnant with Liujia after being given banned drugs. The king of Zhou was furious and ordered a thorough investigation of the matter.

However, the guards and ministers told the truth that was all there was, and the king of Zhou was furious, so he ordered to disperse the old troops of Prince Jin'an, and sent him to the frontier to quell the chaos.

"My bed is so soft, I really don't want to leave." Lu Weiyang touched the golden velvet quilt, thinking that he would go to the military camp to live a hard life in the future.

Feeling like crying but without tears, he touched his stomach a few more times and whispered in his ear: "You are leaving, can I go with you?"

"Okay." Jiang Ge grabbed his hand and put it on his heart.

It was so straightforward to agree, Lu Weiyang didn't know where he was unhappy, the system said, he must be let go.

When these words came out of Jiang Ge's mouth, he was very unhappy. He was the one who was pregnant with Liujia, and he had to accompany him to fight on the battlefield.

"I've given you medicine." The man's voice was steady, as if asking him if he had breakfast, as simple as that.

Lu Weiyang pinched his nose, felt the fetus move, and his face stiffened in pain: "It's not that I don't know, even if I die, your child won't be able to live."

"There is a genius doctor in the frontier, and his skills can cure you."

After Jiang Ge let him pick his feet, he put his hands on his cock, and put his big arms around his no longer slender waist.

"Miraculous doctor Xi Laile?" Lu Weiyang narrowed his eyes, wanting to go home more and more.

As long as he can go home, he can only be fined to watch the old thick TV and not play games.

The cold fingers were caught by the heat source, and they interlocked.The man closed his eyes and fell asleep, and the magnetic voice output powerfully: "This king will take you there, and hide you in the barracks so that no one can hurt you."

"If you don't give me medicine, I won't have to suffer from the military camp." Lu Weiyang supported his hair bun, a tear dripped from the corner of his eye.

His voice was too low, like a whisper between his lips, Jiang Ge didn't hear his words, and said to himself: "It's spring now, the flowers in the frontier should be blooming."

The moonlight outside the window is lingering and clear, breathing steadily and lying in his arms, the jade pendant that the emperor personally put on Lu Weiyang, he didn't know where he took it.

Outside the city of Chang'an, the army marched mightily on the streets, and the residents who passed by were in awe.

Under the heavy rain, the soldiers' bayonets shone coldly in the rain, and the people admired the eight-foot-tall prince even more.

"Princess Jin'an, she was pregnant and went out with her husband. It seems that the rumors in the market are not true. They are just sowing discord."

"It doesn't matter whether the emperor really has a heart, and he found so many dead men for the princess."

For Lu Weiyang and the others, this kind of punishment can detoxify them, and it also confirmed the pretense that he and the prince are in love with each other.

He was sitting in the sedan chair, with the food and grass of the entire army behind him, Lu Weiyang raised the curtain of the sedan chair and looked at the tough men with their hands around him.

He couldn't help pinching the bridge of his nose, and complained: "This idiot emperor is really a bull."

[The host is careful that the wall has ears, and it will cause a disaster of death. 】

Lu Weiyang deeply admired the systematic and conscientious spirit. After living in this world for a year, he has already learned the tone of an eunuch without a teacher.

"Who are they looking for?" Lu Weiyang looked at the tough guy who was too cold to walk, a group of soft buns who looked very strong.

Lu Weiyang's heart skipped a beat, perhaps following Emperor Zhou's intentions, he was looking for someone to protect him all over the country with such great fanfare.

In fact, he wanted to tell the outside world that Prince Jin'an's weakness this time is not the food and grass behind him, but his pregnant wife.

"It's really a good plan!" Lu Weiyang stuck his head out of the small window, watching the long dragon-like army walking ahead.

The iron hooves trampled on the ground, and the wet and greasy soil mixed with the rain splashed a burst of water, and it was necessary to arrive at the next station before dark.

The leader in front suddenly accelerated, Lu Weiyang jolted and wanted to vomit, a drizzle of rain hit his pale face, and the man who was speeding past on a steed gave him a sidelong glance.

At this moment, the man reined in the horse's neck and pulled it back. The frightened horse raised its two front hooves and howled.

The man on the horse wiped off the water from his face, and looked at him honestly: "Master Lu, you don't remember me, I am Wang Hu who butchers pigs in the vegetable market."

"..." Lu Weiyang wanted to vomit, his throat hurt, he looked at the burly man in front of him, and nodded his fingers.

"Mr. Lu, if you feel uncomfortable, the servant can take you to the back of the grain cart."

Something happened to Wang Hu, and he was forced to join the army. After struggling in the barracks for a while, he found that he was quite suitable for the battlefield.

When he followed Li Shizi to quell the flood, he performed extraordinary feats, and was later brought under Jiang Ge's command.

Lu Weiyang nodded, he stepped forward and told the groom to stop.Wait for the grain truck to bypass them before driving forward.

The speed slowed down, Lu Weiyang took out the kettle and took a sip of water, opened the curtain, and found that Wang Hu was still riding beside him on horseback.

Lu Weiyang moved his lips, looked at the scenery on the side of the road, and said, "Brother Wang, why are you here?"

Wang Hu rubbed his head: "Don't dare, I heard in the military camp that you are going to accompany the prince to go out, and it happened to be a mission to protect you, so I took it."

"Did the prince arrange it?" Lu Weiyang stretched out his hand to catch the falling raindrops, his buttocks were numb.

Riding too slowly, he didn't dare to think how long the convoy would take this time?I prayed secretly in my heart, hurry to the next station, or Jiang Ge could find a place to rest sooner.

This time it's an emergency at the border!

The convoy can't just stop, except for Wang Hu who can talk to him along the way to relieve boredom.

The other soldiers wanted to see his face, but Wang Hu threw them over, raised his face, and scolded them viciously: "The princess's face is something that people like you can see?"

Those people were restrained at first, but an accident happened when they were about to reach the war-torn zone.

It is stipulated in foreign countries that during the war, drinking alcohol for no reason is not allowed except for celebrations, but there are a few people who cannot quit this addiction.

Those people took advantage of the night to rest, secretly gathered together to drink, ran to the stream not far from the team, and built a fire.

Light up the surrounding ground, after all, it is not too far away from the crowd, and their voices are lowered to ask: "Where do you think is sitting in the sedan chair?"

"Holy shit, just a delicate man who is pregnant."

Zhao Jin was already suffocating, but after drinking, he became even more unrestrained, expressing his anger, and he became more and more enthusiastic, "I tell you, Wang Hu has an affair with that demon in the sedan chair. ..."

"Nonsense, that's Prime Minister Lu's son who just took the fertility drug by mistake." The other man was also quite drunk, but he still spoke with restraint.

Zhao Jin overturned the jug in his hand, tried to stand up, fell drunkenly and knocked on the oval stone, and got up angrily: "Then tell me, why is he hiding in the sedan chair these days and not coming out to meet people?"

"It must be extremely ugly."

A group of drunken soldiers gathered together, crazy, completely without the slightest defensiveness against the enemy.

Someone among them encouraged him: "I heard last time that the concubine is as beautiful as a flower, and she has fascinated our lord."

"Then what does he look like? Who dares to open it and have a look."

A few people drove towards the hut in the woods with the help of wine guts and moonlight, and the swaying sound turned into a curved reflection on the bamboo pole.

The red sedan chair in front of the hut looks very charming, like a ghost bride.

Those drunkards who were extremely timid on weekdays didn't panic at all, they whistled and approached the dilapidated hut.

Jiang Ge was worried that he would feel uncomfortable sleeping on the sedan chair at the cervical spine, so he carried him to this hut.

Although it looked deserted for a long time, they could barely move in after tidying up. Anyway, they only stayed for one night.

When they enter the city tomorrow, there will be a place to settle down for Lu Weiyang.

"Xiao Meier, wake up."

Lu Weiyang was sleeping soundly when he suddenly smelled a strong smell of alcohol and bad breath.He held his stomach defensively, looking at the extra black shadow in front of him.

Watching in horror at their close faces and the vulgar words they uttered while laughing.

"Hey, this is really beautiful, no wonder it can catch the soul of our prince."

The sound of admiration pierced Lu Weiyang's ears along with vulgar words, his fingers curled up, and he moved his body back as much as possible: "Did Jiang Ge send you here?"

"No one, it's just that the emperor told us to take good care of you when we came here." Zhao Jin approached him dishonestly, pulling his hair.

Lu Weiyang couldn't dodge, and the strange cry of duck laughter suddenly sounded, and soldiers with hideous faces gathered around the bed in twos and threes, looking at him who was being teased.

"Aren't you afraid of death?" Lu Weiyang rubbed his sore scalp, "I'm the prince's child in my stomach, the emperor is incompetent, he will inherit the throne in the future."

"Hahaha, let us brothers have a good time first."

The rude and straightforward words made Lu Weiyang stand up, touching the dagger beside the bed for self-defense.Stab at those terrifying men in the dark.

The man probably didn't expect that Lu Weiyang, who was pregnant and powerless, would launch a counterattack.

The cloudy right eyeball was directly pierced by the cold dagger, and red blood sprayed out and splashed on Lu Weiyang's body.

His white underclothes were wet, Zhao Jin covered his eyes and screamed like ghosts and wolves, those people seemed to be awake again.

The scream came from Princess Jin'an's room. Wang Hu, who was sleeping on a tree with a sword in his arms, had excellent hearing.

Looking around, he watched the flickering flames by the creek.Immediately, he lost all sleepiness, and shouted: "Come on, hurry up and see Princess Jin'an."

While shouting, he ran to the cabin at a speed of [-] meters, clenched the sword in his hand, and kicked open the fragile door.

"Evil! You beasts!"

There are more and more torches, and more and more people are coming towards the cabin.

Those drunkards really panicked and shirked responsibility from each other.

Looking at the terrified princess on the bed, after the torch was lit, it was a face that was all over the country, not the beauty of a woman.

There is a tear mole in the corner of his lower eye just right, black hair hangs down in front of his forehead, that kind of flamboyant beauty is matched with a white dress and huddled in the corner of the wall, his brows are frowning solemnly.

At this moment, the princess panicked like a god whose wings had been broken, and was covered in blood.

It seems that they are blaspheming the god if they look at it twice.

"You still dare to look! See if I don't kill you beasts that are not as good as pigs and dogs." Wang Hu swung his sword and drove them out.

In a blink of an eye, those princes who rushed over in a hurry, full of evil spirits, and those soldiers were all brothers who had followed him for many years.

They all looked at each other and took down the drunkard chosen by the emperor.Jiang Ge walked into the house frightened and saw Zhao Jin lying on the ground.

Stepping forward to hug the shivering Lu Weiyang tightly, he took a deep breath and tried to keep his voice calm and calm: "Are you okay?"

"Your armor is freezing to me." Lu Weiyang twisted slightly, tears streaming down her face.

The grievance and sadness turned into tears, dripping on Jiang Ge's body and the armor in his heart, and the thin layer of ice gradually melted.

"Then I'll take it off right away." Jiang Ge carefully watched his expression, not daring to make too much noise.

Lu Weiyang cried out of fright, not to blame him for being late.

He didn't think about his status in Jiang Ge's heart. The prince in front of him was just an unlucky person.

He is a villain who needs him to save, he is the target of his strategy, nothing more.

When people encounter danger, their instinctive reaction is of course self-defense.So he wasn't blaming Jiang Ge for not showing up in time.

He also protected himself with his own strength.

he does not know.

Just this night, his tears made Jiang Ge throw away his helmet and armor on advanced difficulty.

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When Lu Weiyang woke up and heard this notification, he immediately opened his eyes wide and saw Jiang Ge's jawline, he was stunned for a moment.

He was still in yesterday's hut, but his bed was hard yesterday, but today's bed is so soft, Lu Weiyang looked down.

Jiang Ge hugged himself in his arms like a child, and he could sleep comfortably last night.

As soon as Jiang Ge opened his eyes, he saw that the eyes of the person in his arms were swollen like light bulbs, and he was wandering around looking at other places. He unceremoniously pulled him over and took a bite.

This kiss was a little different from the usual ones, long and gentle, Lu Weiyang was dumbstruck, and let him be at his mercy unhappily.

When we got outside, everyone agreed not to mention what happened last night.Lu Weiyang didn't see the faces of those people clearly, and he was very afraid of people in armor.

"Princess, don't worry, those people have been sent back to Beijing by the prince." Wang Hu was riding a horse, and the scars on his hands hadn't been bandaged yet.

Lu Weiyang looked at the scorching sun outside in surprise and muttered softly: "Is it just to send them back?"

……

"Your Majesty, Prince Jin'an asked someone to send some boxes."

The eunuch bowed and placed the boxes on the table one at a time.

A few flies smelled the smelly box and opened it back and forth. Xiao Xuan endured the discomfort of nausea and put his finger under his nose: "King Jin'an, do you have anything else to say?"

"That's not true." The eunuch was puzzled after taking the things.

Staring at the box curiously, Xiao Xuan kept an eye out and asked Eunuch Su to open it.

A well-cut mouth suddenly appeared in his line of sight, Xiao Xuan was so frightened that he closed the box and asked someone to take it down.

Cursing secretly: These are all things that are not enough to succeed, but more than fail!