The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

If he hadn't entered this system, Lu Weiyang might never have experienced the pleasure of gangsters and strategizing in his entire life.

The flower building is not a real flower building, it is the largest place of willows in Jinzhou City.

The poet wants to compare women to beautiful flowers that are about to bloom, but the flower houses are full of men who are more beautiful than women.

Lu Weiyang jumped up and down in front of the brightly lit flower building, followed by a man wearing a veil.

The man squeezed Lu Weiyang's arm in a cautious manner, and asked anxiously, "This is where Ah Yang is going to take me. Let's go back."

"There's something special about it here." Lu Weiyang put aside his hand, frowned, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I won't tell the Queen Mother and my father."

Xiao Xian was stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched stiffly, and he retreated reluctantly behind him.

Seeing how he retreated, Lu Weiyang had already guessed his concerns, with watery eyes, dressed in a suit and said regretfully: "It's a pity that Mr. Xiao can't see the oiran in this building."

"Why did this man say that? Boss Zhou is not here, and there are other archways." The man who was waiting came over to talk.

The night is as cool as water, so Hualou will only start to attract customers at night.But the waiting people have already formed a long queue at the door.

There are even scholars holding jade pendants, eager to meet their sweethearts.

Immediately, the door of Hualou was pulled open by two young servants, and a sea of ​​people rushed in.Xiao Xian was still thinking deeply on the spot, and what the queen mother said still seemed to be in his ears.

He was naturally dull, although he was loved by his father.The emperor father never thought of handing over the imperial power to him, and it was all relying on the empress mother's secret operations to...

"Brother Xiaoxuan, if you don't want to go in, then go back to the palace to see your memorial. Next time you come back, you might be able to see the oiran." Lu Weiyang said, and he wanted to go in with the flow of people.

"I'll just go in with you, don't be angry." Xiao Xuan's eyes tightened, Lu Weiyang turned his head to look at him, and saw a little expectation in his eyes.

If it's my prince... Lu Weiyang can think of anything with Jiang Ge recently.

If Jiang Ge could see through his scheme at a glance or see a scholar waiting outside the door holding a scroll, he would stop them.

"What is Ah Yang thinking? I gave up my life to accompany the gentleman today." Xiao Xuan stepped forward, and it was difficult for the people at the bottom to see Sheng Yan.

He is very familiar with Mr. Lu who hangs around in the land of smoke and willows. Let alone En, the scarred face at the next table has been spying on them for a long time.

"Guest officer, the drink you want will be here soon." Xiaoer, who was running over, was very busy.

Some regular customers are already lying in their arms, and some are hugging left and right, drinking happily.

Like all brothels, the bustard here is also a woman, wearing a pleated skirt with begonia red and flowing clouds, like a decent girl.

Only the cowherd here knows how ruthless this young bustard is.

"Hey, it's Mr. Lu. You haven't been here for a long time. Hurry up and take Mr. Lu to the upper room first."

The young bustard was not ugly, with pink cheeks and phoenix eyes wide open, he stretched out his hand to call Xiao Er.

"I thought mom couldn't see me." Lu Weiyang angrily shook the folding fan in his hand, frowning sharply.

At first glance, I really thought he was a regular visitor here.

There was a smile in the old bustard's eyes, and he easily apologized and said, "Where will it be? Mr. Lu is our distinguished guest."

Really treat them as guests.

The old bustard took them to the upper room upstairs, where the cloud-topped sandalwood beams were used as the beams, and the crystal jade was used as the board.

There is still a tent hanging beside the bed, there is a sapphire incense pillow on the step, and there is a huge night pearl on the table.It's not that Lu Weiyang has never seen Ye Mingzhu.

The ones trimmed with gold tassels are shining brightly, illuminating the room as if it were daytime.

Xiao Xuan was taken to another place, and the bustard led a group of people.They all looked dignified, and he chose one to hide in the corner.

The old bustard stood up immediately, with a worried look on his face, and leaned into his ear to persuade him: "Young Master Lu, here... the people from above will send it here."

"Oh, I want him." After hearing this, Lu Weiyang became interested and nodded his chin.

Unreasonable and arrogant.

"This..." The old procuress showed masculinity, and both sides were masters who could not be offended.

The authority is high and the position is important, the old bustard squeezed his hands and weighed it.Offending the master's family and the dignified princess, he closed the door and left with a heartbeat.

"What's your name?" Lu Weiyang leaned on the bed, waiting for the emperor for a while.

The handsome handsome man didn't want to talk to him, he stood aside with lowered eyebrows, "Please stay away from me."

"Okay." Lu Weiyang didn't dare to provoke people in this kind of place.The old bustard told me that he wasn't completely unafraid.

On the tip of the knife, he can't help and will never cause trouble for Jiang Ge.He won't be overwhelmed with helping Jiang Ge become emperor.

Mission accomplished!

He was not attractive enough, so he pursed his lips and remained silent.

While he was giggling, the cold beauty suddenly let out a gentle voice: "Feng Yanqiu."

"Ah?" Lu Weiyang tilted his head, only to realize that he was answering the question he just asked.

But how familiar is this name, Lu Weiyang nodded, playing with that novel night pearl with his slender fingers like green onions.

He found that this luminous pearl is similar to a switch of modern people, it will go off when it is touched once, and it will light up again when it is knocked twice.

Hearing that the door next door had not been kicked open, Lu Weiyang stretched out his hand and clicked twice.I thought in my heart that when this task is completed, I must buy a bigger one than this one.

"Is this really our emperor?"

Two figures walked past the door, Lu Weiyang quietly opened the door when he heard it.Looking at the farce outside from the inside, there are more and more footsteps.

Discussions are like fermented dough, and they can't stay in the basin of Hualou.

"Is he really Xiao Xuan?"

"My God, the emperor of our Jincheng is a broken sleeve?"

Lu Weiyang's eyes fell on Xiao Xuan, who was disheveled and disheveled, while he was chattering, he was obviously confused and covered it up in panic.

"Your Majesty!" The minister who was in collusion with them knelt down in front of Xiao Xuan.

This shout shocked the people.

"Did you hear that? Master Zhang called him the emperor, is he really the emperor?"

"The emperor is a broken sleeve!"

"..."

The noisy discussion and the back view of Xiao Xuan running away all fell into Lu Weiyang's eyes. In fact, after thinking about it, Xiao Xuan only loves men.

In the 21st century, it doesn't matter.

It was only his fault that he wanted to be the emperor, Lu Weiyang hugged his legs, blamed himself for a while, and prepared to send back to the Lu family.

Tomorrow the fact that the emperor has broken his sleeves will be announced to the world. No matter how powerful the mother is, she will not be able to kill all the people in the world.

Is the system stable?How difficult is this task, just open the next world, I want to go home early.

[Cough...be careful. 】

The thin and delicate man behind him picked up a vase at some point in his hand, and smashed it on his neck before he turned around.

Lu Weiyang has iron neck skills since he was a child, but he was knocked out directly.

Jiang Ge's palm shattered his defense system the day before yesterday.Before it recovered, another blow came and it completely collapsed.

Suddenly there was a loud noise on the hillside outside the city, and the fireworks were in full bloom in the sky. The colorful patterns frightened the people to close their doors tightly.

The slender figure lifted Lu Weiyang, who had blood on his head, effortlessly.Taking advantage of the confusion, the figure plunged into the night.

In the early morning of the next day, all the ministers appealed to ask for the abolition of the emperor.The emperor has been suffering from a high fever since returning to the palace, and the queen mother came out to preside over the situation again, which caused dissatisfaction among the clan.

"Lu Jian, what do you think of it?" The queen mother stroked her temples, and used Lord Lu Jian as a shield.

"The minister seconded the proposal." Lu Jian said.He didn't quite understand what his son was doing, but yesterday Ayang Feige wrote to say that he had something important to discuss with him.

The queen mother was frightened, she sat behind the curtain and said with a sneer, "Jiang Ge is very capable. I heard that there is a nest of bandits in Heifeng village, and he can wipe them out. I will hand over this country to you for the emperor."

"This……"

The ministers below felt that it was not fair. Although the surname of Prince Jin'an was Jiang, he was also the only child of the late emperor.

The emperor likes a man just like a woman. Prince Jin'an married a man, but gave birth to a son.Isn't this God's will?

"I obey the order!" Jiang Ge took the order, and exchanged a glance with Lu Jian.

As expected, he received another cold stare from Mr. Lu.

The setting sun hangs in the sky, dizzy and blurred.

Jiang Ge waited at home with the child in his arms. The feeling of waiting was very uncomfortable, but he was also embarrassed to visit his father-in-law.

Ayang hasn't come back since yesterday, and people in Hualou said that he should have returned to Lu's residence.

"Jin Rong." Jiang Ge hugged his wrinkled son and stood up, walking back and forth.

Jin Rong walked in, looked at Xiao Tuanzi who was crying and couldn't do anything, lowered his head and asked, "My lord, why did you call me here?"

"It's nothing, but when will the princess come back?"

He was talking, still shaking the child in his arms, not paying attention.The child's little head slammed into the door frame with a bang.

Xiaotuanzi's cry changed from sobbing to howling.

Jinrong ran away, and said while running: "My lord, I will go to the Lu residence to find out for you!"

"Then take the baby to the nanny first." The man dragged his voice, lowered his head helplessly, and rubbed the bumped head of the baby.

He reached out and hammered the door frame, cursing: "Don't cry, don't cry, baby, don't cry, Daddy will make you a helmet tomorrow."

He couldn't take it anymore, Lu Weiyang was heartbroken, but the baby never cried while lying in his arms.

When he was hungry, he would only yelp twice, or suck Jinrong's fingers.

"what--"

Screams and babies' cries came from the inner room, and the maids who cleaned the courtyard looked at each other and laughed. When the late emperor was still alive, he hired the strictest and most rigid doctor for their lord.

Their lord had never screamed like this before.

"Do you think our prince really likes the young master of the Lu family?"

"It's needless to say, I have children. This is raw rice and cooked rice." Tweety, who doesn't like to gossip the most, will respond once or twice.

As soon as these words came out, the group of maids covered their mouths and laughed that their own things are always good, and the emperor has broken sleeves, so they couldn't understand.

If it's the prince of their family and the son of the Lu family, then he is a golden boy and a jade son, and he is very right.

There was a stabbing pain in his neck, Lu Weiyang felt that his lower body was stiff, his body was being moved, and his head was extremely dizzy.

There was still a peculiar smell in his nasal cavity, and he tried to open his heavy eyelids to see the situation clearly.The only sound was the clatter of hooves and someone's wild laughter.

"Boss, if we abduct the son of the Lu family today, will we have meat to eat in the next six months?"

The honest little bald man was riding on a horse with an old-fashioned machete on his back. Lu Weiyang half-opened his eyes and could only see the scene of standing on his head.

Looking at the steep mountains and the weeds growing in disorder in front of him, he realized after a while that he had unfortunately entered the bandit's den.

"Boss, why don't you speak? What kind of information did you collect in the Rong Mansion." The little bald patted the horse's back twice, and drove along with their boss.

A smell of foot odor also wafted over, Lu Weiyang wanted to pretend to be dizzy, but the smell of bald feet made him feel confused, and couldn't sleep at all.

"I don't want to talk, can you shut up? And your feet are killing me, go to the back." Feng Yanqiu's eyes flashed a trace of unexplained embarrassment, and he pulled the rein with his hands and hurried on.

The mountain road ahead was very difficult to walk, Lu Weiyang was jolted on horseback until he felt like vomiting.The soil on both sides of the rugged mountain road is very high.

The red-haired horse galloped, Lu Weiyang ate a mouthful of ashes.

When he didn't wake up, he was just afraid. Now he just wants to go home and find his father, and cut these bandits into pieces, so that he can relieve his anger!

With his hands tied above his head, a basin of cold water poured down from the top of Lu Weiyang's head.

The people with big knives surrounded him in a small circle and watched him slowly open his eyes, Lu Weiyang trembled and his fingertips trembled.

Three big characters were engraved on the gate of the village with a knife, and a circle was painted with red paint - Heifeng Village.

The first two characters and the last character seem to be a bit far apart, and the font is not from the hand of a single person. It is obvious that the person who wrote the characters is not well-educated.

"You!" Feng Yanqiu in Hualou suddenly drew his sword and stretched it out to his throat, "I tell you!"

"What?" Lu Weiyang's jaw almost dropped when he saw Feng Yanqiu, who was in such a great contrast. Is this still the cold beauty that an unknown nobleman fell in love with?

【Daba, of course not, this is the bandit leader Feng Yanqiu. 】

Bandit leader?

The sharp eyes of the icy beauty were full of fierceness, and the posture of holding the sword was also correct and natural, like someone who had practiced martial arts for a long time.

"Let me tell you, now you... write a letter to ask your husband to save you with a ransom." Feng Yanqiu said one by one, and the scenery in the village is not bad.

It is estimated that in order to support the family, he went down the mountain to cheat, and then asked the dignitaries to raise him in captivity.

When his nature was exposed, he was sent to Hualou for training, and he was knocked unconscious by the chaos, and wanted to tie him back to improve his performance.

"Are you sure, my husband just wiped out the bandits on that mountain a few days ago." Lu Weiyang's wrists were painful and numb, and he raised his chin to point him in the direction.

The bald head and the group of gangsters followed his movements at the same time, looking towards the lower hill, the bald head leaned into Feng Yanqiu's ear and said, "Boss, it seems that Eggy was caught by this man's husband."

"Ah?" Shocked and panicked eyes looked at Lu Weiyang, seeing their reactions Lu Weiyang was very satisfied.

"Then..." Feng Yanqiu scratched his hair and thought for a long time.