The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

"No, Mr. He may see that this young master looks exactly like someone he knows?"

"I also feel similar to that person."

"Don't say it, let's not talk about it, let's eat quickly."

Feng Yanqiu chewed the delicious meat in his mouth, gulped it down, pointed to his face curiously and asked, "Who do you think I look like?"

silence.

There are always people who can't keep their words in their hearts, and speak their minds regardless of the occasion. Master Du put down his wine glass, put his face in his hands, and asked seductively: "I don't know, my son, my parents are still here."

"I don't have parents, I was brought up by my third brother." The little bandit paused, then picked up another ham and put it on the plate.

"Oh, it's okay, the child should eat more." Master Du smiled attentively, took a piece of chicken with chopsticks and sent it to Feng Yanqiu's plate.

He dodged deftly, the people down the mountain were all smiling tigers with several faces, he was wiped clean only after eating He Zhi's beef balls.

The pain was so bad that I couldn't straighten my back for two days.

Seeing his evasive expression, his gestures are very rude, but the innate sense of superiority in his brows is too much like that person.

The person who spoke raised his wine glass, with a sour and forced expression, and said, "Then congratulations, Mr. Lu, for climbing such a high branch."

Taka branch.

It means that he is the head of Heifengzhai, so how do you know that being in-laws with him is climbing high?

Feng Yanqiu's blurred eyes couldn't see through the group of high-ranking officials in silk and satin. He touched the wine cup with his lips and took a sip.

Those who gossip are gossiping a lot: "The bandits in Heifeng Village are still fighting each other. I heard that Prince Jin'an has made great achievements by lying near the village."

"Sooner or later, this world belongs to others, you don't care if they make meritorious deeds." Master Du said angrily.

The little bandit couldn't even eat well, and when he heard them gossip, he didn't know that he was listening to the rumors from there.

Their brothers in Heifengzhai are not relatives but they are better than relatives. The possibility of couples like fighting in the nest is zero, and it is impossible for Prince Jin'an to be an enemy of them.

The mixed meal also made him feel uncomfortable, Feng Yanqiu hiccupped and fell asleep drowsily.

The corners of the mouths of the two people in the carriage were drawn from the moment they came back, staring worriedly at the sleeping man.Shou Yun looked at the face of the man with extremely similar facial features in dismay, and sighed helplessly while holding his forehead.

"Let's send Xiaoqiu back to Heifengzhai, where the mountains are high and the roads are far away. I'm sure that person won't be found." He Zhi said this way.

It seems to be the only way.

"Okay, even if we don't see our precious sons in the rest of our lives, we must tell them that they have nothing to do and try not to come back." Zhang Wancheng rubbed the space between her brows and sighed.

It's strange that the two of them are blind, but they can't tell who Feng Yanqiu's face that turns all living beings looks like.

Concerned about his safety, Zhang Wancheng found someone to send him back overnight.Knowing that the little bandit was illiterate, he also left Zhang's family letter and sent it to He Zhi.

When Lu Weiyang opened his eyes, he heard the roar of a tractor. Looking at the antique decoration, he knew he hadn't put it back on.

The moment he opened his eyes, the system's broadcast began to rattle.After waiting for 5 minutes, I can hear the sound. Just like the network card, it still needs buffering.

[Extra mission: Help the little bandit find his father. 】

What the hell?Who is the little bandit?There's a bunch of bandits on this mountain, and why did I trigger the side mission!

He had a straight face, very unwilling.He was 24 years old when he came in.

I was delayed for nine months in the first world, and I was tossed for a long time in the second world.He also wants to go back to get married and have children, and repay his parents for raising him.

[Host, you can rest assured that your real world has been frozen at the moment of your death. 】

Lu Weiyang clicked his tongue, he didn't believe in the existence of this kind of four-dimensional space at all.

What the cow and horse system said is unbelievable. This kind of garbage world is not cultivating immortals, and the plot has been messed up by him.

It’s fine for the system to control his own consciousness, but can it also freeze the consciousness of the population on Earth in the 21st century for him?

[The name of the little bandit is Feng Yanqiu, his background and resume will appear in front of you next time, presenting the introduction of Ziweixing...]

"Uh, let me ask you a question. Why is Feng Yanqiu's introduction so grand?" Lu Weiyang raised his hand and interrupted him weakly.

[However, the guest of this experience card has a more pleasing personality, and is a silly, white and sweet person. 】

"? I don't understand." There were question marks written all over Lu Weiyang's face, he saw the stupidity in the little bandit, but he really didn't see anything else, "Without any clues, how can I help him find his father?"

[The first question is outside this episode, this Mr. Feng Yanqiu is a krypton gold player.The second question is that you don't need to spend much effort to be a good queen, her father will show up by herself. 】

Be a good queen?

Holding on to his waist, Lu Weiyang pulled his boots and walked to the door, looked at the swing and pool set up in the yard, and gave He Zhi a thumbs up in his heart.

"As expected of a krypton gold player, falling in love is like playing, envious of others." Lu Weiyang has never lost money in real life, and only then can he feel the power of capitalism.

[Protagonist favorability +100, the third world AB0 is being built]

Lu Weiyang, who was rubbing his temples, heard this sentence, beat his head, let out the last bit of stubbornness, and asked: "What are you talking about? AB0? It can't be the plot of the kind of novel I understand."

[In the world of AB0, there are three genders Alpha Omega, Beta and their English...]

"Stop!" Lu Weiyang desperately grabbed his red ears.

Yep, that's right, his cheap cousin left a copy of Quartet's novel at his house over the summer, without the ugly cover because it's bound.

On the side of the cover of that book, there is also a text produced by Haitang. Just looking at the two lines of text is like driving a sports car. The key is that he can't recruit the follow-up of the novel on the Internet.

Because he couldn't find that website on Baidu at all, and later realized that it was an eighteen ban.The text is fluent and beautiful, and it writes a tragic picture of Omega being marked by those three beats.

Just looking at the words outside the book, he can strongly feel that as a weak omega, he can feel hair, passion, and period.How difficult it would be to become an uncontrolled individual.

"What is the princess thinking about? How did we tidy up this place so beautifully? I see that there are red lanterns hanging on the door. Is the third brother going to get married?"

After going down the mountain, Feng Yanqiu also spoke quickly, squatting in front of him and looking at him.

The fiery gaze pulled Lu Weiyang out of his messy thoughts, and he felt a sense of déjà vu when he looked at the well-behaved boy in front of him.

That strong sense of acquaintance is engraved in the blood, like "I can recognize you when you turn to ashes."

"Krypton gold player." Lu Weiyang grabbed the quilt under his body and snorted coldly, pulled his hair and lifted him, and asked gloomyly, "Tell me who you are!"

"Princess, why are you insane?" Feng Yanqiu, whose hair was pulled so painfully, trembled, his eyes rolled up, pretending to be poisoned.

They were about the same height, Feng Yanqiu didn't feel too uncomfortable, he was just surprised why Lu Weiyang didn't follow the routine, not twisting his ears, but pulling his hair.

"What are you doing?" A tall figure suddenly came in at the door and saw the picture in the room, hurriedly dropped the word "Xi" in his hand, and pushed Lu Weiyang away.

It's going to rain, and the little bandit is going to get married.

Lu Weiyang clutched the torn wound and said sarcastic words, "You're back, little bandit? Have you seen the wedding room you prepared? Is it more comfortable than your little black hole?"

"Huh?" Feng Yanqiu rubbed his scalp, feeling panicked when he heard his eccentric words.

"Who is getting married? Is it my elder brother?" He raised his head and asked He Zhi.

He Zhi avoided looking at his face, instead put his arms around his waist to help him stand up straight, and settled his expression.Hiding the rose petals in the sleeve, she shook her head and said, "I don't know either."

"Why is the concubine acting weird?" He dared to mutter like this when he went out, "Who stabbed him in the waist? And why did your parents say I was your daughter-in-law?"

"I don't know. The waist was stabbed by the princess herself. Everything in the village is fine these days."

The conversation between the two came into Lu Weiyang's ears through the crack of the window, and he picked up the teacup at hand and threw it out of the window.

A teacup suddenly flew out of the open window, He Zhi seemed to have known about it a long time ago, before Feng Yanqiu, who squatted down to weed the weeds, stood up, he reached out to catch the teacup.

He also looked at Lu Weiyang ferociously, no doubt it was an extra script, Lu Weiyang sat down and calmed down, feeling that his operation just now was like a vicious villain.

System, will you arrange things? Look at the two you and I. Why do you want to find a father for the little bandit!It's because Young Master He doesn't love him enough, or because the third master doesn't protect him anymore.

【Secrets must not be revealed. 】

Jin Rong came in with the child in his arms, and anxiously put the young master on the bed.Seeing Lu Weiyang waking up and leaning on the bed, it was like an amnesty, "Princess, you are awake, you don't know that the prince doesn't take care of the young master these days. There is no nurse on the mountain, look at me..."

Jin Rong cried and tore off his clothes, the young master in his arms sniffed like a zombie smelling blood, and stuck out his tongue to lick up.

Winter is almost over, and Jinrong's responsibilities range from protecting the prince to coaxing the young master.From time to time, I have to go to the dark place, tear off the clothes and feed the young master.

He has no milk either.

Lu Weiyang wondered, and also wondered if Jinrong had a special body fragrance.Get closer and take a sniff.

There was a man's sweaty smell, and nothing else.

Lu Weiyang looked at the bruises on Jinrong's chest and promised unwillingly, "I guarantee that this kind of situation will decrease. If you choose the important one, how many days did I sleep for?"

"I can't do it, Princess, I want to go to the toilet. You slept for three days." Jin Rong buttoned up his clothes, ran outside.

"You little villain has driven your Uncle Jinrong into a panic." Lu Weiyang picked up the child who was getting heavier and heavier, and patted him twice, calling his name "Jiang Chen."

The man who came back from hunting outside saw Lu Weiyang who had woken up, and in the blink of an eye he saw the child with his eyes open.The joyful expression on his face quickly disappeared visibly to the naked eye.

"My lord, come here and try to get in touch with our Jiang Chen." Lu Weiyang hugged the lively child and handed it to Jiang Ge.

The child also reacted quickly, stretching out his hand for a hug sensibly.The looks of the two of them are not very low, and the son they gave birth to is also cute and cute.

The soft and crisp appearance flutters the small arms, and the watery eyes are begging to be hugged, which is simply something that people can refuse.

The man also stretched out his hand, and his brows stretched a little.Carefully touched Jiang Chen's little hand, who knew that chubby little hand didn't want him to hold it at all.

It hit Jiang Ge on the back of his hand with a "slap", Jiang Chen pouted with a cold face, and rubbed against Lu Weiyang's arms humming.

"Hahaha, you little guy, do you want to be beaten and punished so that you won't be able to sleep with Jinrong anymore." Lu Weiyang pinched his nose.

He also simply thought that the child relied too much on Jinrong because he hadn't returned for a whole hundred days not long after the child was born.

When he went back, Jiang Chen and Jin Rong were already very close, and this cannot be changed.But what happened next really opened his eyes.

"Jin...Rong." Jiang Chen pushed away his big face that was close to him and slapped him on the face, and there was a sound from his pink lips.

He can talk!

The first thing he yelled was Jin Rong. Lu Weiyang, who gave birth to him in October, still felt very uncomfortable, but he wanted this little ancestor to be called Jiang Ge.

"Xiao Chen'er, look at this is... Daddy, can you call him Daddy?" Lu Weiyang pointed in Jiang Ge's direction and blew in his son's ear.

He had seen a piece of news on TV before. A man's wife died of dystocia. The man loved his wife very much.When I was about to jump off the building, I saw that the newborn baby endured the pain and survived.

Jiang Ge in this world is very thoughtful, like a big hedgehog with its thorns exposed, anyone who wants to understand him.

He will stab people all over with bruises, and his soft belly will never be exposed.

He was invincible because he had no weakness, and Lu Weiyang couldn't see through his feelings for him.Afraid of suddenly disappearing into this world, men will not commit suicide.

"Fu!" Jiang Chen struggled to say a word.

Seeing Jin Rong who came in after washing his hands, his little face was filled with joy, and he kicked his legs and shouted, "Honey!"

"Huh? What does wife mean?"

"The young master can actually talk?"

"Do you need me to coax you?"

Jin Rong couldn't understand this, he just thought it was because the young master who was just able to speak couldn't pronounce correctly.

No one answered his three consecutive questions.

Lu Weiyang held the little wooden horse toy in his hand and slid down his clothes to the ground. He had never said this word in front of his children.

System, is that you? You've fallen in love with Jin Rong!

【Come to the north!Tell me some reason, okay, I'm a 24K straight man! 】The system was anxious to defend, and accidentally used its original voice.

This voice is very recognizable, and it doesn't look like a superb system at all.

Lu Weiyang was stunned, looking at the person in front of him in horror with high suspicion, he might be dragged to one set after another by someone he knew, to act with that person.

It would be terrible if someone really calculated him like this.