The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

The person dressed in the mirror was stunned, and put down the star-shaped earrings in his hand.Uncomfortably pinched the round neck and short sleeve net, he didn't have any suitable clothes.

The two people outside the door froze their movements, staring at him, Lu Weiyang was so stared at him that he hung his head guiltily, pursing his light pink lips tightly, unable to deal with their probing gazes.

The two voices fell in unison.

Kotaro touched his swollen head in confusion, "Sister-in-law, where are you going if you look so good-looking?"

"Are you going to build a beautiful homeland?" Lu Weiyang rubbed the back of his hand twice, feeling embarrassed as he stroked his freshly curled hair.

"Sister-in-law, you haven't answered my question yet!" Kotaro looked at the elongated short sleeves that covered him, and dismissed his question with a blushing face.

Smelling the dangerous atmosphere, Kotaro didn't walk away so easily, like a Erha who was eager to protect him.

"I'm just going to meet a friend." Lu Weiyang put away the curling iron, "...The previous hairstyle is also like this, but I didn't see the curling tool, and I'm embarrassed to go to the barber shop..."

He hesitated to speak and wriggled his fingers, and scratched his hair angrily.

Today I am going to meet a rather special person, broken system said from modern times.Lu Weiyang couldn't lose face even if he lost his life, he searched in the closet, but couldn't find the right clothes.

In desperation, blushing, he put on Jiang Ge's big short sleeves with Nike Logo.

"Who do you think you're going to meet? I haven't seen you wearing this kind of clothes." Tiger Taro pursed his lips, he could tie a cow.

Invisibly, there is an illusion that he is the real master.Caught him going on a date with wild men...

At this moment, Masamune's face was heavy, standing behind Kotaro who was the same height, and came over his shoulder.The clenched fists were already ready to move, but there was a smile on his face.

Grabbing Tiger Taro who was still asking questions with his hips on his hips, he said magnanimously to himself: "Okay, this is his private matter. Let's go first."

Kotaro scratched his face in astonishment, is this the boss he knows? Alpha still has a strong sense of possession of the domain, and Lu Weiyang also dressed differently than usual.

The boss didn't blow up his hair.

"Boss, do you really not care?" Tiger Taro couldn't hold back, and leaned forward to ask with a mean expression.

Bang, the punch was still punched.The strength of the strike seemed not to be light, and the snow-white teeth covered with rusty blood flowed out.

"Wow, boss, why did you hit me? It's not my fault that sister-in-law is going out on a date with someone else." Kotaro picked up the broken tooth on the floor, tears rolling down continuously.

It was hopeless, and Jiang Ge fled quickly with his long legs.The smell of tobacco became weaker and weaker, and Kotaro shrank his huge body and sat down on the stairs.

Leaning against the refurbished wall covered with white lime shavings, cupping the tooth in both hands, wiping away tears.

His eyes narrowed and curved into cute arcs, he closed his eyes, and muttered in his mouth: "Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, Taishang Laojun will show up soon. My wish is that our sister-in-law will not get along with other male banks." I can only be with our big brother for a long time, and me, Kotaro will always be with my big brother."

"Hoo." The broken tooth in his hand disappeared, and the tall black shadow blocked the light in front of him.

"I really met a ghost in the early morning, just see that unlucky one." Grandpa Sun, who went downstairs to punch, turned back from the corridor and pressed the elevator that didn't work.

The old man leaned against the wall helplessly, lighting the pipe in his hand, his old face was sallow and horrid in the smoke.

Lu Weiyang lived on the top floor and the elevator they took was not the same.No such troubles, but today is different from the past, he found all the places in the house.

Just can't find the elevator card to take the elevator!He was rubbing the towel, it must be that Tiger Taro didn't want him to go out on a date and secretly took it away.

"Old man, may I ask what happened downstairs?" Lu Weiyang wore a mask to cover his face.

The aunt who went downstairs with a bulging garbage bag also turned back while yawning.The garbage in his hand hadn't been thrown away, which made him feel bad for a while.

It's not that Jiang Ge said he didn't care about him, but he still cared in his heart.Just block his only way.

The old man sighed for a long time, clutched his chest and coughed violently twice, and said in self-defeating, "Hey, it's not that the black and white impermanence of Jiang Ge's subordinates has come out to harm people again."

Lu Weiyang lifted up the mask, "What is black and white impermanence? Does Jiang Ge have such a person?"

He is now a well-known figure in this community where thousands of people live. After all, he has to pay a corresponding price to win the heart of Great Devil Jiang.

"You don't know, I think back then..." The old man tapped the ash from his big pipe on the ground, and Lu Weiyang looked at the extinguished fireworks at his feet.

After stamping it out, hold it up with toilet paper.Smelling all kinds of strange smells in the corridors, the garbage piled up in front of every house, the diapers used by children...

"vomit!"

He slowly let go of his hand again, and straightened the dusty "Throwing out trash, everyone is responsible" above the trash can overflowing with unpleasant liquid.

"How many people can you manage?" The old man seemed to be asking him a question, more like talking to himself.

"Grandpa, can you continue the story of black and white impermanence?" Panlongfu... not everyone has the opportunity, at least the residents here do.

They also have a worldly and terrifying skill, that is, they say that grapes are sour when they can't eat grapes.

"It's okay, you don't have to hide it. I recognize you. You are the kid on the top floor? Did you smell the pheromone? It's a very fresh life." The old man was more open than others, as if there was something Things to tell him.

In his eyes, there is such a clear light hidden in Lu Weiyang's eyes, he must be forced to do nothing.

At this age when the wind is full of school uniforms, who would stay in such a corner.

"I didn't smell it." Lu Weiyang shook his head, he still wanted to know more about the impermanence of black and white.

Raising his hand to look at his watch, there was a rotating fan in the vent in the corridor, Lu Weiyang checked the height with his eyes.He was able to remove the fan and jump out.

"Don't think about it anymore." The old man seemed to have heard the voice in his heart, and took a puff on his cigarette, "The fans here will keep spinning along with the earth..."

"Damn it, I really want to go out and play a ball, but Black and White Impermanence is blocking the door." An eight or nine-year-old child clapped a basketball in his hand and looked towards the stairs.

His companion raised his eyebrows, stepped on the plastic bag with blue canvas shoes, squatted on the ground and moved over, "Something's wrong, aren't they fighting among themselves?"

"Who knows about the beast?" The aunt who was about to go out with a vegetable basket and afro her head also surrounded her.

"You can't say that. The teacher said that if Jiang Ge's top alpha didn't exist, the meteorite crisis we experienced last time..."

"Shut up, you little bastard. Don't blame our neighborhood committee for being rude to you if you speak for him again!" The aunt's face was dark, and she took out the scissors in her bag.

With the sharp end facing them, Lu Weiyang hastily hooked the big black mask onto his earlobe to prevent this innocent disaster from falling on his head.

In his heart, he called a good guy.How much do the people at the bottom hate Jiang Ge, the tyrant.

The division of people in District B is also obvious. The first floor is for those who will be evicted at any time, violate the rental agreement or cannot pay the rent.

The second floor is for rough guys who simply don't care about hygiene, the third floor is for children who are studying Chinese studies, and so on for the rest.

The top floor is Jiang Ge's residence, with a large space and an elevator.If Lu Weiyang hated it, his teeth would itch.

"You pay me for my bright teeth!" Tiger Taro blew his beard and stared at the sharp-edged face in front of him, and then hammered on it.

"White tooth? You can really tell, look at the color. It's a big tooth decay!" He Cement's little transparency picked up his broken tooth, and opened his eyes to talk nonsense.

Even if the best dentist comes to see him, he can't say that there is a problem with his teeth. He can brush his teeth three times a day, and he brushes very seriously every time!

"Tiger Taro?" Lu Weiyang craned his neck in surprise and looked towards the brightly lit downstairs.

Raising his hands to sneak up on the back of the cement man, he turned his head and saw his sister-in-law, and Kotaro stepped up two steps: "Sister-in-law, is someone bullying Kotaro? Woohoo."

"No, you run slowly." Lu Weiyang saw that his center of gravity was unstable, tears and snot were falling down from crying, and reached out to catch him.

After all, he was a son of a bitch raised by his own man, he was really bullied, Lu Weiyang still needs to stand up and uphold justice.

The person behind him who heard the conversation between Lu Weiyang and Jiang Ge's sons and dogs had evil intentions.

The evil was buried in his heart, ready to move, and there was a shock from his waist.Lu Weiyang rolled face down on the ground, and in an instant he was still muttering: "Emma! Fucking Tiger Taro, get out of the way."

"...it's too late to hide.

Tiger Taro asked him for help, but unexpectedly he was greeted by him who fell down the steps.

The distance from the ground on the first floor is not very high, but the uneven steps are enough. Lu Weiyang is wearing a pair of five-length beach pants, and the bends of his legs are covered with bruises.

There was a seamless contact between the back of the head and the ground, and there were two "dong dong qiang", and Kotaro stopped crying, sitting up and rubbing his bloody head.

His eyes froze.

"What's the matter?" The boy holding the basketball was startled, "I'm not, I didn't push it."

Lu Weiyang was resting on Hutaro's arm, his head was not seriously injured, and his whole body seemed to be falling apart.

He raised his eyes to see the young man upstairs touching his wristband, looking panic-stricken.

He adjusted his breathing, trying to squeeze out the words from his throat, "...Unfortunately, the pain was too strong, he grinned at the bloody hole in his knee, tears pooled in front of his retina.

"I'm sorry, I..." The boy upstairs ran down quickly, and the one in the blue canvas shoes calmly pointed to the empty staircase.

Looking at Hei Wuchang, the only one who was still able to fight, he held his trembling hand and said firmly, "You have to trust us, we really didn't push it."

"I know." Lu Weiyang stood up with difficulty and looked at Kotaro, who was recovering from the impact, and picked up the ball that fell at his feet, "Go and play, don't mention what happened today to anyone."

"Okay, we got it." The boy in the cyan canvas shoes heaved a sigh of relief, and bowed to his companion who hadn't recovered.

Holding the reflective basketball, he quickly escaped from this bloody scene.

"It's scary."

"That aunt is too scary. I don't think Lu Weiyang is as fierce as they said, but have you seen the man covered in cement?" The two children stood on the small basketball court Jiang Ge built, casually Slap the basketball twice.

After seeing such an astonishing scene of the new soul, how can the two of them have the intention to play basketball?

"I don't know, they should be the legendary black and white impermanence?"

"Shouldn't Heiwuchang be nice to Baishui? Just now I stopped at Lu Weiyang's omega called Tiger Taro, isn't Baishui very cold?"

The two of them were full of doubts in their hearts, and they couldn't question them face to face.After all, they don't have such qualifications. The boy touched his wristband and leaned on the boy's shoulder in blue canvas shoes, and sighed helplessly: "Why don't you go, I really can't differentiate."

"I'll hide the pheromones."

"I just think that we are all in this dark environment... sooner or later you will be dragged to death."

The young man muttered in a low voice, which finally fell into the man's ears.

……

Black and white impermanence?

"Tiger Taro, are you okay? Did you fall so stupid why didn't you start crying?" Lu Weiyang pinched his ears and looked at his big eyes swollen like light bulbs.

Forget it, don't cry.

Jiang Ge made offerings to Kotaro like a Buddha, and the other brothers were all working in the construction team, Lu Weiyang didn't see the clue...

Tiger Taro's violent chorus followed: "Give you three seconds, get your dirty hands off!"

"?" Lu Weiyang's heart trembled in fright, and his conditioned reflex immediately retracted his hands behind his back, "Which role are you acting, Tiger Taro?"

"I'm warning you, I, codename Xiaobai. Numberone on the killer list on planet AB0, keep your mouth clean for me!" Tiger Taro fumbled for something on his lower back as if awakened.

After feeling empty, he roared again at a high decibel: "Where is my gun!"

"Huh? My good guy, why does everyone have dual identities? How about a cute version of Kotaro?"

[Host, this belongs to you and you didn't notice it.We don't need to reveal the secrets of this multi-layered identity to you. We will mark the blackening value on top of his or her head if there is a dangerous person. 】

Is this playing Werewolf?Lu Weiyang rubbed the leisure bag hanging on his chest, winked and asked back.

[Of course not, the safety of your host is always our top priority.You don't have to rush to go out, we have opened VIP privilege service for you! 】

Gan!I just said that my brother still has a little conscience, and even opened a VIP for me, but I will never forgive him!

[Okay, please wait a moment to check the trace of your companion here. 】

[Querying and locating link——]

"Heiwuchang, I can't see you if you put your face against the wall? Where did you hide my weapon!"

Tiger Taro.Oh no, the killer Xiaobai's mood was not stable, and the pheromone also exploded.

"Are you back?" Hei Wuchang, who was still observing the situation, raised his breath quietly.

He wanted to bully Xiaobai for a few more days, but he didn't expect that when he rolled down the stairs, the person would regain his memory.