The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

"I just got up to go to the bathroom. I can't move because your leg is pressing on my knee!" Xiao Xu said, pretending to urgency, and gave him a hammer!

With too much force, there was a "snap".

The brother who asked the next bed to play with his mobile phone was shocked, and cursed at them in a low voice: "You two dog lovers flirt all day long, and you don't do business in class, what do you want to do?"

Another little omega who has been eating dog food for a long time is also very dissatisfied: "It's the middle of the night, and they are still chattering there. I'm afraid you can get married in situ once Song Zhe breaks into an alpha."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Although Xiao Xu knew that it was useless to argue, he still wanted to fight for his reputation.

Forget it, he has no reputation.

Even the school doctor said that Song Zhe's second gender is likely to differentiate into an omega, why these people are sure that Song Zhe will definitely become an alpha.

The sensor lights in the dormitory often make Xiao Xu very distressed, such as now.The tall and big devil finally left his bed, just as he was about to have a good sleep.

The man stomped his feet directly, and the flip-flops on his feet collided with the ground. With a bang, the auntie in charge downstairs must have been startled awake.

The boy's magnetic voice was drowsy, accompanied by strands of thread, piercing the bed curtain and piercing into Xiao Xu's ear: "Come down, don't you want to go to the bathroom? It's not warm outside, don't force me to move my mouth! "

The roommate who was playing with the mobile phone clicked his tongue lightly, and stuck his head out: "Move your mouth, let us see how you move your mouth?"

"Hahaha, it's the middle of the night, do you want to play such an exciting game, I'm still on the phone with my partner."

They were all joking and joining in the fun, Xiao Xu covered his ears, and suddenly regretted why he said he had to go to the bathroom.

"Come down." Song Zhe rubbed his eyes and patted the bed impatiently, sleepy.

Xiao Xu was so frightened that he quickly poked his head out. He didn't even know that he was so obedient subconsciously. He attributed all this to Song Zhe's going too far.

"Come." Seeing that he was about to come down, Song Zhe stretched out his arms to hug him.

"No need, I can go down as if I'm stepping on the lever, and..." AO couldn't accept it, Xiao Xu didn't say anything.

Resistance is futile.

Song Zhe carried it on his shoulders and carried it to the bathroom in a daze.

"Holy shit, these two are real dogs, and they sprinkle dog food every day. The only O in our class was taken away by Xiao Banhua."

The roommate who was playing the game had dark circles under his eyes, turned over and changed his sleeping position, stuck his chin into the pillow, and began to play the game cursingly.

Another picked up the book...

"You boring people, you live a boring and boring life every day." Song Zhe muttered, standing in front of the mirror to shave.

Xiao Xu stood by the toilet, staring awkwardly at the leisurely Song Zhe, his legs cramp from hatred.

Restraining his temper, he said softly, "Student Song Zhe, can you avoid it for a while? I need to go to the bathroom here."

However, he forgot that this slick-faced person not only takes advantage of him, but also likes to take advantage of him, such as peeking at him when he goes to the toilet.

Song Zhe showed a naughty smile, looked at Xiao Xu behind him from the mirror, and shaved the blue beard on the corner of his mouth: "Students, we are all omega, what can we avoid?"

"That's not what Song Zhe said, but my mother told me that Omega must protect itself when going out." Xiao Xu snorted softly, taking advantage of the time when he put down the razor.Try pushing him out with your tiny arms for a moment of peace.

Song Zhe still wanted to stay inside for a while, but Xiao Xu didn't have the conditions to live outside.

This school is full of talents reserved by the empire, and as long as they go out with the school badge, they will be murdered by criminals.

Unless there are people in the family who have ranked in the top [-] in the star contest as bodyguards, Song Zhe has ten in his family, and his mother counts as one.

My own rank is seventh, Xiao Xu's family seems to be very difficult, and no one can afford to hire a master who ranks in the top [-] in military power.

And he is also a healer, just like a nanny in a certain game, he can only keep adding blood to himself and others.

He has no ability to protect himself at all, and there is no reliable person around him.Song Zhe raised his head proudly, put his hands on the door panel, and asked, "Your mother really said that?"

The strength of the people in the room suddenly increased, boundless anger and hatred arose in their eyes, and their delicate eyebrows were raised like two small axes.

"I'm sorry, I..." Sensing something was wrong, Song Zhe immediately stepped forward, putting his naked upper body in front of Xiao Xu.

He didn't mean it, but a joking sentence would hurt Xiao Xu.He really didn't want to, he always felt that he didn't know Xiao Xu well enough, even though they slept together every day.

"Get out!" The veins on his milk-white face were bulging, and his loud yelling and cursing voice startled the two roommates again.

"I didn't do it on purpose." Song Zhe wanted to show his tightness to the fullest in this kind of matter.

He didn't know what he did wrong, he just wanted to apologize when he saw Xiao Xu wronged like that.

Xiao Xu was so angry that two lines of tears hung down his eyes, the clear water in his eyes could no longer hold back, he picked up the razor he just used and slammed it heavily, yelling hysterically: "Fuck off!" go out!"

"What's wrong with these two? Fuck!" The two buddies who were still playing on the upper bunk looked at each other and jumped up.

The latest mobile phone accidentally fell from a height and was smashed to pieces. Before he could feel sorry for him, he saw Song Zhe sitting on the ground with his eyes covered.

With a bang, the bathroom door was slammed shut again.

"What's going on?" Unable to figure it out, the classmate thought it was not a big problem, and ran over to eat a melon, listening to the crying inside.

I thought it was Brother Song who couldn't control himself and did something wrong to him.

Who in the treatment class didn't know that their monitor likes to hang around Xiao Xu, a rotten egg. The classmate knocked on the door and politely comforted the crying Xiao Xu, "That Xiao Xu, don't cry!"

"No matter what Brother Song did to you, we will fight back for you."

"...Wow, calm down at night. Come out and sleep, you have class tomorrow."

The two sang together and said that there was no sound inside, not even crying.

Song Zhe was so worried that he frowned and stood up tremblingly.Taking a deep breath, he let out a "hiss" to attract the attention of the two of them.

Song Zhe didn't have any wounds on the surface of his skin. Besides, although their treatment team is not invulnerable, as the name suggests, they are for treatment.

Minor injuries can be resolved by themselves. Song Zhe is the top student in the class, so this is one of the reasons why they don't worry about Song Zhe.

But right now, he heard correctly, Song Zhe was trembling with pain.The big palm left the eyelids, and the blade in the palm of the hand was covered with blood.

Song Zhe hasn't been home for a long time, and his razor is not that kind, it's the eyebrow knife borrowed from Omega who likes to dress up.

The eyes are the most vulnerable place of human beings, and a drop of blood oozes out from the eyebrow knife across the eyelids.

A psychologically shadowed omega pointed at the blood and murmured, "A lot of blood." With a plop, he fell to the ground.

The other quickly took out a tissue and spread it on Song Zhe's face, shouting: "Brother Song, are your eyes okay? I'll take you to the school doctor to have a look."

Before leaving, he still shouted at the closed door: "My God, why are you still fighting. How can you marry a wife if you are blind!"

Xiao Xu sat leaning against the tiles in the bathroom until dawn.

Holding the written withdrawal application, he packed his luggage and walked down the path to the principal's office in a daze.

"Eh? It's so early, you're here too, hello!" Lu Weiyang, who had a big bun stuffed in his mouth, couldn't speak clearly, choking uncomfortably.

Jiang Ge patted him on the back, a look of helplessness flashed in his eyes, and put the soy milk to his mouth: "Hurry up and take a sip, or you will choke later."

"Google" sound.Lu Weiyang's throat instantly became clear, and he happily shared the remaining meat buns with him.

"Thank you, no need." Xiao Xu quickly walked around them and knocked on the door of the principal's office.

They didn't seem to know them at all, they were just strangers who met on a narrow road, Lu Weiyang grabbed the arm and didn't give him a chance to argue, pointing back, "First come, first served, you go to line up."

Xiao Xu didn't move forward. After all, if he didn't go in, there must be someone inside, so he had to say a word to ease the embarrassment: "Why are you here?"

"Come to apply to live outside the school. Inside is your deskmate, who also came to apply to live outside." Lu Weiyang chewed the meat buns, the corners of his crooked mouth were smeared with oil.

His inadvertent mention made Xiao Xu's tense heart instantly relaxed, his eyes were a little wet, and he asked with an ignorant air, "Is it true?"

"Of course it's true." Jiang Ge was afraid that Lu Weiyang, who was eating buns, would choke because of answering his question, so he simply helped to answer.

There was also a wave of strong questioning: "What about you, are you also here to apply to live outside?"

"No, I'm just here for a walk, you go ahead, I'll go back to class first."

Xiao Xu hurriedly waved his hands, looked into the principal's office a few times like a snake and a scorpion, and ran away relieved.

Jiang Ge, with a slender body and fingers, leaned on the railing to look down, and analyzed methodically: "You see, he lied. I bet there is no result between him and Song Zhe."

Shrewd, they have already seen the dropout application in Xiao Xu's hand.

Feeling loved and getting cold feet isn't quite like liking what the other person can do.

Two people have been together for so long, it's fine if there is no spark.Instead, it ended up being self-defeating and broke up directly.

Lu Weiyang shook his head, and casually threw the oil-stained plastic bag into the trash can.

His eyes were full of determination, and he said with certainty: "People's eyes can't lie, I'm sure they are two-way secret love. It's just that he has a little low self-esteem, and I had a friend who was like this before."

"He said that on the day his sweetheart confessed to him, he ran countless times around No. [-] Road in Tongzilou until dawn."

"And then?" Jiang Ge's face remained calm, but he still lit a cigarette casually.Block the wind with your hand, light the cigarette, and place it between your fingers.

"Then it's fake." Lu Weiyang's tone was more certain than last time.

The pure and ignorant pupils are shining in the sun, as if they want to peel off Jiang Ge's shell layer by layer through this shell, and spy on his soul.

"There are not many people who are infatuated." Jiang Ge didn't avoid his eyes, and didn't dare to look at them.

He cast his gaze loosely on the treetops, looking at the first ray of sunlight in the morning, the azure clothes matched his complexion even more.

Compared to the hostile suit, Lu Weiyang still liked the boy who stood under the tree that year, and that boy never dared to take his eyes off him for a moment.

When they went downstairs, the two walked one after the other on the narrow corridor.Lu Weiyang stepped on the man's shadow and walked down with a rattling sound.

He held back for a long time before he came up with a sentence that could refute Jiang Ge.He is not someone who will wrong himself, and he is very happy with his fast tongue.

When some words come to your lips, you must say them to relieve your anger.

"That may be true. Falling in love is a difficult thing. Some people's eyes look at you with light, but they actually love your money."

Jiang Ge was not ambiguous at all when he quarreled: "Are you referring to others, or are you talking about yourself?"

Lu Weiyang hid behind, and suddenly slowed down when going down the last two steps, boldly kicking the man in the back.

Then he muttered guiltily...

"Let's talk about myself, brother, let's go. There is no class this morning, and I have to go back to catch up on sleep. I really hate it. People in the morning called for help, and I just bought a few small steamed buns!"

After finding Jin Huan all over the room, Lu Weiyang finally heard the voice of the system:

[Because your daily life, host, is too easy, Ken didn't seem to be saving the villain at all, so he decided to take back his helper Jin Huan as a warning! 】

"Tsk tsk, someone!" Sitting on the rocking chair, Su Zhiye stroked the cat, thinking to himself, it's not because someone's old vinegar has overturned it.

"System, isn't it? You are so sudden that I am not prepared at all?"

Lu Weiyang was really not prepared at all, when he had Tiger Taro and those brothers at home, he would just change his mind to study without seeing Jiang Ge's stinky face.

Later, Kotaro became a noob killer.

Jin Huan came again, and now Jin Huan has also been confiscated by the system.

He could only sit face to face with Jiang Ge in the huge castle.

Eating, sleeping, after school...

"System, you can't treat me like this. Otherwise, when I go out, I will definitely pull your hair bald!" Lu Weiyang blushed and had a thick neck, looking a little fierce.

But only a little.

Anyway, when the time comes, the task set by this system will always be completed.Su Zhiye, who can't hide his words, will definitely buy his.

It's just that he helped Jiang Ge.

Lu Weiyang would rush into his house with a 41-meter broadsword on his shoulder.If he is in a good mood, he can be allowed to run 40 meters first.

[But your mission target is Jiang Ge, you don't want to put your mind on other people, this will make things very complicated if you deviate from your home field. 】

"I don't listen!"

【Lu Weiyang, I advise you to be an individual.Do you know how much Jiang Ge likes you. 】

【You come and go every day at your call, Lu Weiyang, do you know how uncomfortable he feels? 】

Is it Jin Huan's voice?

"What do you mean?"