The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

In the Lu family villa, the father and son were all ready to go.

Zuo Chong's voice on the other end of the phone was anxious, "Are you sure you want to wear braces for your son?" He stroked his chubby son.

Lu Weiyang's heart was ruthless, the dimples on the side of his face were still sunken, "Why not?"

Jin Huan and Zuo Chong: "..."

You don't have to be so cruel to your son. The two of them sat in the car, looking at the cub they picked up, feeling distressed all the time.

"It's a good thing that bad uncle Lu Weiyang left you to us, otherwise you might be hurt by him, you little arms and legs." Zuo Chong muttered.

Jin Huan clicked his tongue and fastened his little son's seat belt.

Zuo Chong still snorted childishly, ever since this little devil appeared, Jin Huan never took his co-pilot in the car.

"Daddy, where are we going?" Xiao Rourou hugged Daddy's leg, and stretched his head over to Daddy rua.

"Let's go meet a new friend." Lu Weiyang gently pulled his face, the smile on his face made the excited kid unaware of the danger.

If Jiang Ge doesn't come back, don't blame him for being cruel and merciless for throwing this mess to him.

"Master, this letter was sent to you by Mr. Wang Erhu." Lu Weiyang looked at the security guard at the door holding a letter, and the corner of his mouth raised stiffly.

Lu Weiyang has already emphasized the title of young master N times, it's too secondary.

Accepting the envelope helplessly, Xiaorourou saw the displeasure on his face and sniffed.Sitting on the side holding his toy bear, he looked at Lu Weiyang weakly and asked, "Daddy, can we still go?"

"Okay, we will set off when your Uncle Zuo comes."

Seeing the child's expectations like that, Lu Weiyang felt something called uneasy conscience fermenting in his heart.

Letter from Wang Erhu! ?

On the mountain that day, he squatted in the corner, trying to give Jiang Ge a surprise.

With so many things happening in the system, Lu Weiyang has never been a hypocritical person.I couldn't bear the little emotion in my heart, so I went to find someone to speak out.

It's also annoying to be talked about by Su Zhiye all day long.

——Lu Weiyang This is the first time I write to you, and it will probably be the last.

There will still be people who write letters in this year, and use this method to convey something.He sneered, twisting his sore neck.

If it wasn't something very confidential, he would definitely find someone to beat Wang Erhu up.

Then his eyes slid down

——I know it would be absurd to tell you this, but please be sure to protect yourself.Jiang Ge is not a good person, he is not human at all...

"It's outrageous!" Lu Weiyang didn't know what he saw.

One-third of the letter was admonishing him to stay away from Jiang Ge, a half-faced fox demon from Qingqiu.

"It really looks like a vixen." In his mind, Jiang Ge's watery peach eyes blinked twice, and he stood under the tall pear tree.

If it's not a male vixen, what else is it?

……

Jiang Ge has a secret.

The day he came of age as a human, he knew he was a fox.And he came to the world to cross the catastrophe, and he didn't expect to touch the same kind.

This powerful environmental fluctuation let the time and space administrator know.He rushed over with live ammunition, trying to drag him back to the fox hole.

To maintain order in the world, but unfortunately he doesn't really want to go back, he seems to be in love with this human boy Lu Weiyang.

In the fox cave, several little foxes got together and turned into human shapes, but their tails were exposed.The red marks on their heads are shining, and they are all little foxes who are about to grow up.

The female patriarch sitting on the imperial couch was not happy at all when she saw her prodigal son come back, and put the back of her hand to her forehead annoyed: "You have also seen that you can't even perform spells in the human world, and that child can't even perform magic tricks." I don't seem to trust you much."

"Mother, I've made up my mind to let the child go." Jiang Ge thumped and knelt down.

When he raised his hand, the green rope wrapped around his wrist also turned into a small snake, and then stretched slowly, turning into a young man in green clothes.

When he saw the man in the head of the house, his pale face was wrinkled into a small bun, and he sat down next to the head of the house angrily, crying: "Old fox, your son bullied me."

Seeing that the villain complained first, Jiang Ge didn't bother anymore.He raised his eyebrows decisively, and said, "Uncle, don't talk about it, I've made a decision."

The three people sitting at the top still didn't speak.

Those are the heads of the Fox Cave, and there are three of them: Jiang Ge's parents and his relatives who are very capable but far away.

"Ge'er, do you see your names on this Sansheng Stone?" the elegant and gorgeous woman spoke, and the guard next to her took a step forward.

Take out the small stone in the plate, the cracks on the small stone are glowing.This is the scripture of the fox family, and you can see everyone's name and future spouse in the palm of your hand.

The column for Jiang Ge's spouse is blank.

"This doesn't explain anything. Lu Weiyang is not from our Fox Cave. It's normal not to have his name." The little green snake said something nice.

Baiyun's almond eyes narrowed slightly, and he squeezed out a few words through his teeth, "Xiaolu, don't make any comments when you sit on the lap of the Patriarch." Her tone was very disdainful. In this fox cave, the heir was originally her only son.

If Jiang Ge dies, his name will be removed from the genealogy forever.He can no longer participate in any competition for extra points among the gods, and also loses the privilege of the gods: longevity.

The elder holding on to the vine does not participate in the power struggle that is surging with dark waves. He is almost dead and wants to break through the world of mortals.Among the new generation of adult foxes, the head of the family, Changfeng, is no worse than Jiang Ge. Now that Jiang Ge has fallen in love, he still likes a mortal...

The elder clenched his palms tightly, stroking the drooping long beard around his mouth, and was about to speak.

"Elder Changfeng~" The sweet clip sound attracted the attention of the three people in the hall.

"What's the matter?" The always indifferent Elder Changfeng touched the little green snake's small waist, and patted his head lovingly, "Didn't you say that the world is fun?"

"It's not fun, it's not fun, it's not fun at all, it's not as good as being around Elder Changfeng."

The conversation between the two was not quiet, the elder almost couldn't catch his breath, and passed away on the spot, "How decent is it to hug and hug above the hall!" The fox clan's hope is to be placed on the younger generation.

"You have been pushed up by the time-space manager. If you want to live in the world, you must remove the eight tails."

Persuasion is not enough, so I have to be tough.

The nine tails of the nine-tailed fox represent his nine lives. If he wants to be an ordinary person, he must remove the other eight tails by himself.

"The pain of a broken tail is not something ordinary foxes can bear." The little snake sat on Elder Changfeng's lap when he came back, regardless of other people's gazes.

Does he look as good as me!

Why do you keep looking at him.

Elder Changfeng is not really old, he is the same as Jiang Ge, he is the son of heaven who became famous when he was young in the fox cave.Xiao Snake has a criminal record. He liked Jiang Ge when he was a child.

"Can you..." Before Chang Feng finished speaking, the person in his arms bumped into Jiang Ge's arms like a whirlwind.

The hard chest was like a stone lump, and the little green snake's head hurt, and it covered its mouth with a grin, and let out an "oops".

"What's wrong?" Jiang Ge looked at him questioningly, slowly showing his nine tails.

"Wow, is this the nine-colored tail bestowed by God? It's so beautiful."

"Xiao Jiu's tail is really beautiful."

Jiang Ge has gone down the mountain and practiced until now, but he has never returned. The new little foxes are all four-tailed or three-tailed.

They had never seen such a beautiful tail, and it was normal to see a commotion underneath, and the three Patriarchs on the stage couldn't sit still anymore.

"This... this is the unbreakable tail that breaks through the Nine Heavens!" The elder stood on the stage and roared, the stick in his hand was hitting the ground, and the veins on his face were bulging, as if they were about to protrude.His prickly white skin was full of exhaustion and sickness, and he had worried about the fox clan all his life.

"Is it really hopeless? I only read it in books?"

"Yes, if this is dead, it will be the pain of separation?"

……

"Think about it again, don't be so anxious and tell me that you asked Lu Weiyang to wait for you for a month? There is still time."

It was the white moonlight before, and something happened in Little Green Snake's house.The father guarded himself and ate the sacred fruit, and sent him to the prison in Beihai.The primordial spirit was scratched by that piece of flamingo, and now he is lying on the bed, angry like a gossamer.

It needs the fox's hard work to cure the disease, and the little green snake has been entangled with the ice-cold Elder Changfeng because of this.

"Green Snake, I'll give you the fox tail, and you send me to the world." Jiang Ge couldn't see anything else in his black pupils, it was endless black without anyone's reflection.

For him, his world is divided into two forms.

With Lu Weiyang and without Lu Weiyang.

He wanted to live in a world with Lu Weiyang, no matter what the price was, and he didn't care about the result.

"But what if? If he doesn't like you, if..."

"呲" the cold glass knife cut on the meat, red blood splashed on the ground, and those tails fell on the ground one after another like a piece of fruit cutting game.

The smell of blood in the air silenced everyone, and it was more sorrowful.

The only female head of the family looked at her son in surprise.

What kind of story happened in the world to make his son, who is unreasonable, cold and rigid, have such determination in his eyes.

When he does this, there is more pain than pleasure, and he will appear very invincible.

"Okay, take it." Jiang Ge picked up the bloody tail and put it in the little snake's hand.

The broken tail made the cold little green snake startled, and he was stunned, unable to express the words stuck in his throat.

The little green snake tried to calm down his emotions, he was no longer so excited, but the blood in his whole body seemed to be rolling.The unknown fire burned the tip of his heart, so hot that he couldn't speak a word.

"Send me... to see him." Jiang Ge's immortal energy was fading, and he fainted from the pain.

The little green snake rushed forward to support his leaning body, tears rolled in his eyes, but he didn't dare to fall.They touched their lips lightly, and whispered: "So you are not really a god."

Scattered sunlight penetrated through the entrance of the cave, and the little green snake helped Jiang Ge, who was a little taller than him, to the place where he was at the junction with humans, and showed the pass to the guards with the pass given by Chang Feng.

"Please stay here. This person who no longer belongs to our God Realm is here. We will drive him ten miles away from the border, so you can go back." The guards were also surprised to see Jiang Ge with a broken tail, but after many years Perform official duties so they can be impartial to everyone.

Even if this person is the proud son of the God Realm.

"The expulsion from the God Realm you're talking about doesn't include the Ghost Realm five miles away?"

The little green snake put Jiang Ge's eight tails into the gourd-shaped pendant in his hand, and hung it around his neck.

The tone was faintly worried, no one wanted to be a fairy.Monsters also think that human beings also seem to live forever, they have always existed.

There are not many people who voluntarily give up the gods, and they are generally sinners and deserters.

The guard's eyes were also slightly strange, "Please go back, the border is not a place where you can stay casually. Since Jiang Xianzun voluntarily gave up his protoss status, what he does and where he goes has nothing to do with us."

In other words, even if Jiang Ge loses all his magic power and goes to the ghost world, the consequences will be unimaginable.

"Xianjun wait a moment, maybe I have a way?"

The woman in the back is full of beautiful steps, wearing a red tunic, and the phoenix next to her looks like her exclusive mount.

"His Royal Highness, the Heavenly Emperor said that if you come to wander around the border again, your legs will be broken and thrown into the lotus pond to accompany God to practice together."

The guards' expressions were as cold as the white armor on them, leaning on their swords, their ferocious expressions seemed to swallow them both alive.

His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven has no son, and the princess naturally grew up in the midst of thousands of pets. At this time, she did not hesitate at all, and went up to the soldier who had been silent with her arms akimbo: "What did you say? You said my father would Break my legs and soak me in that cold and icy lotus pond to feed the fish?"

"Princess, I didn't say anything?" The soldier looked lacking in arrogance and scratched his palm timidly.

"Why didn't you say anything? This man is our former God of War. Are you going to let him wander into the Demon Realm and be chopped into pieces by those uneducated demons?"

After all, the princess is still very powerful. After a passionate speech, the two guards on the left and right were afraid to speak.

The little green snake was also in a daze, his round eyes were his last respect for the princess.

The princess struck while the iron was hot, "Do you think Jiang Zhanshen's quitting the Protoss is a betrayal of us? He just wants to go to the world to talk about love and taste the taste of life, old age, sickness and death."

I want to go to the world to talk about love, this reason seems to be okay.

Compared with those who are tired of being gods and crooked, just open a dungeon, and go down to earth to have a relationship with girls, and it is not very good to accompany them through life, old age, sickness and death.

Immortals who give up their status as immortals, become mortals and die again cannot enter reincarnation, and will disappear completely.

"Are you doubting what I said? Do you really think that every fairy is like my second uncle, accompanying one mortal body after another to live, grow old, get sick and die! Be a heartless person!"

"Then, princess, can you tell me the solution?" The soldier clenched the weapon in his hand, struggling for a few seconds reluctantly, and finally compromised.