The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

Lao Tzu is ①: No.

Lao Tzu is ①: transfer money.

Transfer notes: First time seeing a child.

"Fuck you..." Zuo Chong gritted his teeth in hatred, and after thinking about it, he marked the unfinished line in the delete area above.

Click Collect, and go home.

Jian Yi, who was sitting in the car picking out clothes, was struggling with his chin propped up.

He knew that there were many clothes from partners in Zuo Chong's car, but he didn't know that the rice pot in Zuo Chong's house had bottomed out these days.

The clothes sent by the brand partners were all worn by Zuo Chong, leaving behind a few empty bags of luxury accessories.

His eyes flashed when he touched the last bag with his fingers, and there were clothes.The card stuck on the side of the bag also slid out, densely packed with block letters.

Jian Yi became excited, stooped to pick up the pink note, and rubbed the lines of words on it.

Dear Mr. Zuo, I am very glad that you can accept the clothes from our Yiming Garment Factory. We also have women's clothes here. According to the height you reported, we have prepared a set for your partner...

After a lot of polite words, Jian Yi stretched and tore up the paper.Pour out the clothes: a formal suit, ... a sailor suit, plus an undershirt of meager fabric.

Which one should I wear?He bit his lower lip, feeling very embarrassed, when the phone screen turned on, and when he opened it, it was the chat interface between him and Zuo Chong.

Aihuan: Don't wear that suit, my uncle should have heard about me.That suit was specially reserved for my son's parents' meeting, and my little uncle Gaotai expensively handed it over.

"..." There is no choice.

Jin Huan repeatedly rinsed those glowing red apples in front of the kitchen sink:

"Why hasn't your little uncle come yet? I'm not a bit confused. Is Jian Yi from your family or your mother's? Even if the old man adopted him, he can be considered your Uncle Jian."

"It doesn't count, it was adopted by my grandfather's best friend, Mr. Jian..."

"Boom boom boom!"

The two children who were playing cards at the door were the first to hear the knock on the door, but they were not tall enough to reach the doorknob even when they jumped up.

The two of them in the kitchen chatted enthusiastically, did not hear the knock on the door outside, and were still turning the switch of the gas tank leisurely.

There were constant knocks on the door, Big Ball squeezed the flesh on Little Q Bao's arm, and commanded: "Come and sit on my shoulder, and see if it's a bad guy from there."

"Yeah." Little Q Bao was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and couldn't stand still.

Letting himself get further and further away from the ground, Jian Yi frowned outside the door, "Why don't you open the door for me? Are you really less qualified than Su Zhiye?"

"Who is outside the door?" Da Wanzi put him on his shoulders, supported the door with both hands, and arched his body like a wall.

"You can open the door to mess with it, there is a big beautiful donkey outside."

With no hands to protect his back, Xiao Q Bao grabbed Da Wanzi's hair with his hands in fear, and when he saw the beautiful woman outside the door, he pressed his little hand against the door without hesitation.

Their hands are too small, and they are peeling again these days.It was useless, Little Q Bao grabbed the doorknob, his little face flushed red.

With a click, due to the inertia of the thick anti-theft guard, a small gap was exposed. Jian Yi was wearing a miniskirt with her hips crossed.

Seeing this seam is like seeing the seam that God gave him.

With a "snap", five fingers stuck to the door and pushed hard, and the two little guys who hadn't moved in time fell to the ground together.

There is still a draft in the room, and the piggy pad has long since disappeared.

Little Q Bao is most afraid of pain.

This time, she stared and didn't cry, as if she couldn't feel the pain, she hugged Jian Yi's exposed long snow-white legs.Giggling, "Sister, you are really pretty."

"Quack quack." Jane laughed.

In this life, there are many people who say he is good-looking, flatter and try to lure him to bed, but this child will not lie.

The child holding his thigh pinched his little fingertips and hugged him tightly, "I think you look better than my mother."

"Haha, you're pretty too. Your mother must be a beauty too."

Zuo Chong lit a cigarette and passed by, and found that there was another person at the door.

His eyes first set his eyes on his son's small body. He will never have any more children in this life, and it is his son who can take care of him until the end of his life.

In the strange Shura field, his son stared at Jane with hostility.Jane was very enthusiastic about the little Q Bao, and hugged Q Bao.

Zuo Chong understood in seconds, and said angrily: "His mother is beautiful, why isn't she beautiful. Su Zhiye's cousin, do you think he looks good or not?"

"So many interjections in one sentence? Didn't Lu Weiyang go on his honeymoon?" Jian Yi looked into the child's bright eyes.

He's not exchanging compliments for business. This kid is really good-looking, although he has some chilblains on his face.If this grows up, how many girls will be harmed.

"I'll go, Zuo Chong, come here quickly." Jin Huan lowered his head to play with his phone, raised his eyes, and called Zuo Chong to enter the kitchen in shock.

"Isn't this Jin Rong from the game?"

"What Jinrong?"

The behavior of the young couple hiding and whispering was too bad, but Jane didn't get angry and shook the wig on her head.Holding the heavy and soft little Q Bao sat down.

"Auntie, are you a bad person?" Da Maruko asked directly, tugging on her skirt.

Call the question.

He is a man, a man with strong bones just now, even if he puts on a skirt, he is still a beautiful sister!

"I'm not your aunt!" Jian Yi deliberately used a rough male voice.

Scared Da Wanzi enough, his face was comparable to the white A4 paper on the table, "This, this. This is the old monster. Q Bao, come down quickly, or you will be eaten by the old monster in a while."

"Who is the monster? Can you talk, little bastard?"

Jian Yi's mind was swollen at this moment, and he thought to himself that he was just a child, and he spoke without restraint.

When the picture changed, the little baby in his arms was quite safe.Frowning and curling her fingers, "Sister, you smell delicious. You are the fairy sister that the kindergarten teacher talked about."

"Quack quack."

"Jian Yi, you can see which one is your relative!" Zuo Chong came out and looked at the different pictures on the two sides in front of the small dining table.

Ice and Fire.

With two hugging each other, the corners of Jian Yi's mouth almost flew out of the sun.His son stood alone on the side, with his head bowed, twisting the excess thread on his trousers.

Not knowing if it was a psychological effect, Zuo Chong saw that there were still a few sad fallen leaves blowing past his son's head.

"Your kid, he's not very good at talking, he just looks like a wooden fish head."

The conversation ends here.

There were plenty of dishes on the table, but Jin Huan kept sneaking glances at Jian Yi.

His beauty has a kind of indistinguishable feeling between male and female, and he won't be very masculine when he is just angry, and he can't be seen as a man when he is masculine...

Oval face, small waist.They had never met in real life, and Jin Huan recognized the aura at a glance.

Zuo Chong is highly face-blind. Except for his distinctive looks, he seems to only be able to remember the name of the rest of the people, but he just can't match the face with the corresponding name in his mind.

"Madam Zuo, you're going to make a hole in my back."

Being exposed, Jin Huan coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment.There is not much difference in age between the two, and Jian Yi is a generation older than them.

Ding--

The phone rang suddenly, and Jian Yi looked at the class group that he had ignored for a long time.

Message Do Not Disturb has been set.

They changed a particularly responsible head teacher this semester, and sent a message to all members of Aite once.

This time, I also called him three times. The head of a lotus flower in Tula, followed by a serious sentence: "Student Jian Yi, please come back to school to participate in the sports meeting next Monday. The sports shoes have been bought for you."

What an interesting teacher, Jane thought.Putting down the child, he picked up the bowl, gently scooped a spoonful of sweet porridge, and swallowed it with a gurgling sound.

His taste buds were conquered in an instant, and his voice also had a sweet smell: "Next Monday there will be a sports meeting at the school. I advise Zuo Chong and Madam to participate as my parents."

"Sports meet?" Jin Huanshe panicked.

"I won't participate." Zuo Chong still had to take care of the children at home.

Little Q Bao held his face in his hands, squeezed his round cheeks, raised his short arms, and reported, "Can you go to the hot pot? Potpot."

"Good duck!"

Jian Yi's childhood was not warm, with only a dog and a cat with him.

The servants in the villa respected him very much and said a lot of nasty things behind his back.

He knew an aunt who cooked delicious food for him every day.He would tell him bedtime stories in a gentle tone, but then he heard what his aunt and other maids complained about.

It's so ugly, like dense nails nailing his heart into the ice.

Yes, he doesn't trust anyone.

……

Inside the office.

The weather has been much warmer these days.

All the class teachers in the third year of high school were sitting in the office, going to the class from time to time to look around, trying to catch two sleeping slackers.

Zhao Er anxiously edited the mail. He was also one of these head teachers, with a rather immature appearance and thick hair.

Let him stand out from the crowd of teachers.

"Ms. Zhao, are you still applying?" The female teacher passing by him saw the document, her eyes paused for two seconds.

That was applying for a US green card. Although Teacher Zhao is very good, it is not easy to apply.

It is very difficult to give up Chinese nationality...

"Yes, Mr. Lu, go teach the children first. The children in the third year of high school can't afford to waste every minute and every second."

Zhao Er leaned forward, blocking the screen with a guilty conscience, where he, a science graduate, was stuttering to find vocabulary.

Mr. Lu teaches English, and he speaks English more smoothly than his mother tongue, so he must be able to understand it.

"Zhao..." Ms. Lu has an ordinary appearance and her home is in this city. She really wants to have further development with Zhao Er.

Hearing this firm tone, it was as if someone had slapped her face hard, swallowed, and walked out embarrassingly with the textbook in her arms.

"Huh" finally finished editing the application.

Zhao Er put on a neck pillow, picked up the report card on the right, and pushed his glasses.

"Looking at this No.1 again." Mei Rong asked with a smile,

She had just finished packing her things and was about to leave when she heard a long sigh.

"Ms. Mei, have you ever taken care of this student? Is his family conditions very difficult? Why doesn't he come to participate in class activities?"