The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

"Brother, drink two glasses."

In the sultry night, a crazy idiot was talking to a telephone pole, holding a wine bottle like an abandoned pet.

"Why don't you want to accompany me, you have to go with me today, believe it or not, I'll blow your head off with one punch."

The man held the pole stubbornly, threatening with words, and then put his head on it, coaxing gently with his voice.

Anyway cute.

The person sitting in the car looked at him from the air, and let out a piercing laugh: "This is Zhang Yiming, the person you miss so much? Looks a little stupid."

"Not stupid, but naive." The other side was still looking at the picture in front of him during the day, his eyes were full of crazy and paranoid possessiveness.

The man in a cardigan sweater flicked his sleeves, cut the camera to his side, and his eyes burned when they looked at each other: "I'm going, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Didn't you say that your illness is cured? Don't come back and take People were scared away."

"I'm really optimistic about it." Zhang Yiming replied mechanically.

Clang, clang, the person at the other end was already very upset that he couldn't pull the telegraph pole away.The man in the white sweater thought he was using a hammer and ignored it.

"Fuck! Are you following me or not? Wang Zhe doesn't want me anymore. He wants to send me to the bed of a smelly old man."

The roaring sound reached Zhang Yiming's ears through the cold screen, and his heart felt like a pain from a blunt knife.

"Xiaoran, look... Let him do something that hurts himself."

"For example?" Xiao Ran joked, but still glanced out of the car.He knew exactly who was paying his wages.

"For example..." The stupid thing of bumping your head against a telephone pole.

"Fuck! This big brother is not only stupid, why did he hit his head on a utility pole?" Xiao Ran hurriedly opened the car door, and the black-clothed bodyguard on the co-pilot followed.

Xiao Ran gave an order, "Drag up." The bodyguard easily carried Zhao Er into the car.

The video hangs up with a beep.

"President, are you suffering from a heart attack? I'll get you some medicine." The secretary who came in looked at the panting President who was holding his chest, and asked with concern in broken Chinese.

"No need." Zhang Yiming yelled at the heart-saving pill she handed over.

The female secretary snorted and put a stack of documents on the table for him.

"These documents need to be signed by you in person, so I'll be leaving first." The secretary will get off work at noon, and will have a dinner party at noon.

Zhang Yiming always said that he would drive her away, but he forgot every time.

He picked up Anne's personal resume and attendance sheet and fell into deep thought. The general secretary brought in the ground coffee.

He didn't even knock on the door, and even changed his clothes.Throwing the coffee on the table while stepping on the sky, his face was as ugly as black ink.

There was coffee in the porcelain cup, and Ruth's anger caused the cup to tilt, and the spilled coffee hit the back of Zhang Yiming's hand.

The well-dressed woman in front of her couldn't suppress the wildness in her bones: "President, you can't fire Annie, this needs to be decided at a meeting of the board of directors."

Zhang Yiming sighed, and slumped on the boss's chair: "Firing a secretary, and the board of directors must meet to make a decision. The board of directors is really idle."

"..."

The secretary ignored him, and had long since disappeared without a trace, even with Anne's personal resume on the table.

"I've been with him for seven years. We should have had a baby a long time ago. If he had a baby, he would have to marry me. If he cheated after getting married, he would break the law, but I'm not a woman."

Zhao Er hammered his head and cried loudly, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not a woman!"

"It's okay, people who love you will naturally love you deeply." Xiaoran heard their stories.

Regrets are written everywhere. If Zhang Yiming and Zhao Er had known each other earlier, they would not have missed so many years.

"People who love me, there should be no one who loves me in the future...

"I'm mediocre, useless and have been with that bastard Wang Zhe for seven years. How could I have the nerve to harm other girls for seven years?"

Xiaoran hugged him.

He suddenly stopped crying, smelling the toffee smell in his nose, as if a piece of iron was stuck in his throat.

"Yes, there will be you wholeheartedly, across the Pacific Ocean just for you."

"Crack!" Zhao Er was so drunk that his eyes were dazzled, and he punched Xiaoran's slender leg.

It was so painful that he grabbed Zhao Er's hair and pushed Zhao Er to get off the car.

"Xiaoran, it's hard for us to explain to Mr. Zhang when you're like this." The driver in front turned around and reminded.

Xiaoran raised his forehead: "you forgot, Mr. Zhang said that we can't let him know that we are secretly protecting him."

He couldn't let him know that he was protecting in secret, it would be ridiculous for them to get out of the car tonight.The bodyguard thought for a while, and drove away anyway.

The bodyguard was still worried: "Xiao Ran, just put him there. It's too much, right? What if he's doing something to hurt himself? "

Xiaoran called Yaoyaoling with her mobile phone, and the screen turned on to show the bodyguard: "It's okay, the almighty police uncle will send drunk children home."

……

On the weekend, Zhao Erjuan slept under the quilt for two full days, struggling not to get up.

In the end, hunger overcame his perseverance, and he dug out the last bit of rice in the cabinet like a walking dead, and washed it with clean water.

The tap water was cool, and he frowned impatiently and took out his mobile phone to order takeaway. The last 100 yuan on WeChat yesterday also disappeared, staring at the balance of five yuan.

Or order a side of rice.

"Sorry, rice cannot be delivered due to your location."

"It's really miserable." He stared at the white ceiling, feeling uncomfortable in his stomach.My throat is also burning hot. In the mailbox, the application for a green card in the United States has not been approved.

Come on, what a total failure.

The screen of the mobile phone is cleaner than his face. The mobile phone that came out a few years ago is okay to use, and there are only a few chat software.

WeChat, SMS, QQ.

QQ is used to log in to the game account and relax occasionally.There are only three people on it, and they are all netizens who don't know each other.

I added it when I was young, but now the avatars of the three contacts are all gray, and the online display is also offline.

Wechat has a class group to add, he is the head teacher, he must join.

I usually use WeChat for payment, and there is Huabei on Alipay.During the time when Wang Zhe started his business, he wished to lend several hundred thousand to Wang Zhe every month.

A voice popped up, it was sent by the squad leader who personally accepted his fate.

"Teacher, I sent you the list of Monday's sports meeting."

Same as previous years.

When he arrived at school on Monday, he was still shocked by the vitality of the school.

The playground was filled with colorful little flags fluttering in the spring breeze, and the seating area corresponding to their senior three and three classes were full of parents.

The children all stood in front, according to the standing posture of the military training in the first year of high school.

"Teacher, everyone in our class is here. Parents heard that we were going to have a sports meeting, so they came too enthusiastically." The school committee trotted over and explained to him in a low voice.

Would this not be a teacher's caring little padded jacket?

Sitting at the front were his parents. Zhao Er hummed and found a corner to sit down.He crossed his arms, tilted his head and squinted his eyes, and sat in an inconspicuous position to secretly sleep for a while, right?

With this thought in his mind, he was drowsy.Leaning against the wall, he slowly closed his eyes. He wore glasses today, and he looked as if he was blinded by the sun.

In a daze, he seemed to feel a gaze more dazzling than the sun.

"Hey, why do you keep looking at that uncle?"

"No, he is my teacher." Jian Yi hugged Little Q Bao, looking sharply at him, a dedicated teacher.

That look, as if the two of them had a deep hatred...

Jane held her head and turned her head back and forth.The sleeping person didn't respond to him at all, and he could still hear his slight snoring when he got closer.

"Teacher, wake up." Jane's face darkened with anger.

A pair of fleshy little hands covered his eyes, and Little Q Bao asked weakly: "Brother, can you stop looking at others?"

It's a pity it's too late.

The other person was too sensitive to the word teacher, opened his eyes, and looked at the figures running on the playground in a daze.

There was an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Teacher, our parents are here. Waiting for you in the office."

The sunlight was blocked by tall black shadows, and his downcast eyes met the boy's blue and white Converse shoes.

Sitting behind them were dark parents, and their class shouted no less than others.Zhao Er nodded, even if he just woke up and wanted to yawn.

When they arrived at the office door, the rude woman immediately blocked the office door.

Blocking his way, he said: "Teacher, my child has been so obedient since he was a child. He can cook by himself at the age of six. It is impossible for him to fall in love early."

Zhao Er secretly squeezed a cold sweat for himself in his heart, "My dear parent, don't deny it in a hurry, let's listen to the children's thoughts first."

"What can he think? He's not the same as his bitch father..."

"Auntie, please pay attention to your words! If you are fucking talking, I will call the police and arrest you!"

There was a mess in front of the office, and Zhao Er needed a bottle of balm to refresh himself.

"What's the matter, go in and talk. You are a parent who forced Lai Lai at the door of the office. The quality of your parent is really touching."

Xiaoran cleaned up all morning and came to see what kind of person his brother liked.

People saw it and were not satisfied.

Zhao Er stood up and smoothed things over: "Yes, parents and friends. Let's go in first, right? The children are in their third year of high school, so we have to pay attention."

The woman was obviously dumbfounded.

Xiao Ran sat down, picked up the report card at hand, and said in a cold voice, "Excuse me, how is your child's grade?"

"..." The woman was stunned.

she does not know.

"Your children are in this class...the fifth. The best result is this time, and the average is still No.5."

"No.5 is already very good." Hearing the result, the woman put her hips on the spot and straightened her back proudly.

Yi Gao is the best high school in the city. Being able to study in this school and occupy the top five positions in the class is equivalent to stepping into a prestigious university.

"It's good, but my child is always the second."

"No.1 is the young master of Jane's family. If I know the truth, he will definitely go abroad for further studies in the future."

"So, let me remind you that my child is going to Jingzhou University, please don't delay us." Xiao Ran crossed her arms, acting like a villain.