Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

The one surnamed Yan is crazy.

Zhao Xiaofu now came to a conclusion.

When a person's life is seriously threatened many times, he has to make many bold conjectures.

After a while, a few more UFOs brushed past his face, and then stuck in the wall, sinking three or four inches.

Zhao Xiaofu quickly jumped three meters away.

It was a hail of bullets.

"Boom!"

Another victim was scrapped under Yan Luoqing's hands.This time it was the oven in the kitchen.The door of the box has been completely broken from the box body, and the box body is also severely deformed. At first glance, it is absolutely impossible to see that it was originally three-dimensional.

This is not bad, the thermos just now is dead.

The house is full of mess.Fragments of cups, parts of TVs, wreckage of sofas and so on and on.

Zhao Xiaofu stood far away, watching with cold eyes.He's not dead yet.

Although I have seen Yan Luoqing's verbal skills in normal times, I never thought that his hand skills and even his foot skills are so good.

Hmm, the TV is useless, the sofa is ruined, and the refrigerator is also dead on the balcony in a miserable posture... What else can be smashed?

While mourning for the next most likely microwave oven, Yan Luoqing walked out of the kitchen with a dark face.

The microwave was lucky to escape disaster.

I saw that Yan Luoqing's face, which was tense like a tights, loosened little by little, and then he slowly sat on the sofa that had no skin and half of the sponge fell off, and reached out to pick up the phone lying on the ground. .

I dialed it, but it didn't work.

Then he picked up the mobile phone that fell in half and put it together, um, it is indeed a Nokia, and it can still be used.

Dial a number:

"Hello, is it Jiafu Cleaning Company? I need someone to clean up here, and five people will be sent over within three to ten minutes..."

When finished, call again:

"Xia Chen, it's me. Um, um, I know. Remember the set of furniture and electrical appliances I asked for from you last time? Ship me a set in two hours. Yes, I want the same..."

Putting down the phone, walked to the door, suddenly turned around and gave Zhao Xiaofu a gloomy look, then smiled gloomyly, and squeezed two words out of his teeth:

"Look, home!"

Go ahead and go.

Zhao Xiaofu only felt that his bones were frozen.

Half an hour later, the people from the cleaning company arrived on time.

The white mask in the lead led his staff to clean up everything that could be cleaned on the floor, walls, and even the ceiling. An hour later, the hall was as clean as if it had just been renovated except for nothing. If you look carefully, you can still see a number of small holes like bullet marks of unknown origin on the wall...

The words of the white mask before leaving made Zhao Xiaofu's bones stiff again:

"Hey, are you a gangster? It's not easy, the house has been bombed three times in half a year..."

Gangster?three times?

Dare this is not an emergency, or periodic? !

At 10 o'clock in the evening, Duoyan Luoqing reckoned that the house should have almost returned to its original appearance, so she slowly pushed away the woman who was half lying on her body, and walked out of the PUB regardless of the astonishment on her face.

I was in a bad mood today, and I met someone who wasn't my favorite type, and it was boring. It's better to go home and take a bubble bath to wash away the bad luck.

The slippers have been changed at the door, the house has been cleaned and the furniture has been updated.

Someone didn't lie on the couch and watch TV as usual.

What is particularly weird is that when passing by the door of someone's room, I heard a series of gloomy gurgling sounds, which seemed to be there and not, and seemed to be endless, intermittent, continuous, like crying at night in the middle of a mountain, and lasted for more than 30 seconds It's not over either.

Yan Luoqing suddenly remembered the story that her mother used to scare her when she was a child. I don't remember the general plot, but I only remember that there was an old woman in it who liked to gnaw on children's bones in the middle of the night. pacman...

I shuddered, and couldn't help but lie on the door and put my ears on it to listen carefully.

The sound continued for a while before it slowly stopped.

What is it that eats so loudly?

Yan Luoqing thought about all the foods that could be eaten in the refrigerator and the cabinet: Is there anything that sounds so disgusting to eat?

After thinking about it, didn't I smash the refrigerator?Where did he get such a disgusting thing for supper.

Thinking of the black fish soup he cooked last time, Yan Luoqing started to lose his appetite again.

Forget it, this idiot has different preferences in certain aspects, let him go, anyway, it won't be him, Yan Luoqing, who will get sick.

Before walking back to her room, Yan Luoqing couldn't help but glance back at someone's locked door, and shook her head: Freak!

In the middle of the night, Yan Luoqing woke up after having a nightmare. When she opened her eyes, she felt a thin layer of sweat all over her body, and her goosebumps all came up.

Recalling that dream, I forgot it.

Not caring so much, his throat was so dry, he got up and went to the living room to find water to drink.

When passing by the door of Zhao Xiaofu's room, a faint clucking sound stimulated Yan Luoqing's goosebumps that had just calmed down again.

After Yan Luoqing cursed, she went downstairs to look for a water dispenser.

In the middle of the night, what are you eating?Is it disgusting to make this sound?

Turn on the light, look up at the big wall clock, it's 2 o'clock.

Damn, it took so long to eat a bean! Could it be possible to buy a sack?

While thinking about it, I went to find a cup.

When I got to the water dispenser, I was dumbfounded: no water!

It's true that this surname is Zhao, and Shang Shui is reluctant to do such a trivial matter... (Are you yourself?)

I can't take care of it anymore, I'm really thirsty.

Yan Luoqing simply put the cup under the tap and took a gulp.

Much more comfortable.

When going upstairs and passing someone's door, Yan Luoqing subconsciously stopped, bent down, and put her ear to the door: there was silence.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to stand up and leave---

"Giggle cluck..."

The strange sound suddenly sounded again.

It is tolerable and unbearable.

He raised his right hand with lightning speed, ready to slam the door open with a shocking palm force---but at the same time, the door opened with a "squeak" at an even faster speed.

The light in the downstairs kitchen that I forgot to turn off turned and shone, reflecting the ferocious face inside the door in a deep blue.

It is said that Zhao Xiaofu went to bed early this night and went to bed before ten o'clock.

Just a light sleep, waking up every once in a while.

"Suddenly—" Depressed, he woke up again.

Looking at the dark night outside the window, Zhao Xiaofu was depressed: He is so sleepy, why can't he sleep all the time?I have woken up more than ten times, and let no one sleep.

Work harder, next time you open your eyes, you must face the sun of tomorrow!

I closed my eyes and continued to sleep, but I heard a soft noise outside the door.

Rat?

Not like.

It sounded like something soft was gently rubbing against the door.

Zhao Xiaofu has a problem, if he hears some noise in the middle of the night and can't figure out the reason, he can't fall asleep and gets upset.

Damn, let people live, and sleep well!

Zhao Xiaofu stood up abruptly, jumped out of bed without slippers on, rushed to open the door——

"..."

I saw a certain person who had been missing for a whole night today was standing at the door in an unexplainable and strange posture with his head on his side and his right palm raised high. His face was backlit and his expression was unclear.

If he didn't guess wrong, could he understand this situation as peeping?

Look at this waist, this head, this hand, it's clear that it was just pasted on the door.

Cold sweat poured out, and he quickly turned on the light: "What are you doing?"

The person opposite slowly straightened up, adjusted his expression, and smiled strangely: "Where's Pacman?"

Zhao Xiaofu didn't know if his expression could be called a smile, but the corners of his mouth did roll up, and he was confused again: "Douzi, what douzi?"

Yan Luoqing swaggered into the room, and looked around nonchalantly: "It's okay, let's check your room and see if there is any mess."

Raid in the middle of the night?What's the matter?No matter how messy it is, can it be as messy as you blow up the house?

Zhao Xiaofu yawned: "Okay, just take a look, take your time!"

Yan Luoqing scanned the room within three seconds, and found nothing suspicious.

Of course, there are no beans.

Wondering: Is it because of lack of rest and tinnitus?Hallucination?

Waving his hand, "Your bed should also be tidied up, let's see what kind of mess it is, chicken coop." He walked outside while talking.

This time it was Zhao Xiaofu who rolled his eyes: I'm still sleeping, the quilt is folded into tofu cubes, can you show me how you sleep?

At this time.

"Chuck... ck--"

Here again, here again.

Yan Luoqing turned around and jumped towards a protrusion under the bed like a conditioned reflex.

"Ah, don't~!" Zhao Xiaofu wanted to stop it before it was too late.

Yan Luoqing lifted the soft cloth on top, and there was a large birdcage. Inside the cage, there was a...

Unable to believe his eyes, he turned to Zhao Xiaofu and asked, "What the hell is this?"

Zhao Xiaofu didn't take it seriously: "Reed chicken, haven't you seen it? Look, tell you not to, you woke it up..."

Yan Luoqing was at a loss for words.

For as long as 4 seconds, he stared at the person in front of him intently, and for the first time in his life found that he had nothing to say to a person.

Look at this head, the head of the chicken coop; look at the eyes, the black eye circles like reed chickens...the whole thing fell out of the chicken coop.It really is a sympathy with the same kind.

It was only 5 seconds before he managed to utter a sentence: "Do you still raise chickens?"

In my villa, with this fancy birdcage...

Zhao Xiaofu completely ignored Yan Luoqing's subtle mental journey during these 5 seconds. When he mentioned the chicken, his face lit up, and he squatted down to touch the cage, but he didn't see the chicken looking at him with innocent and terrified eyes. Two people stretching out their claws to themselves.

"How about it, isn't it cute? Hehe, I fell in love with it at a glance in the vegetable market this evening. Look at the coat color, the crown, the tail, the butt... tsk tsk... and the boss said it (omitted) It's rare that I have such a good eye, so I bought it." After finishing speaking, he still looked proud.

Yan Luoqing was very calm: "How much?"

"It's only 220 yuan."

Yan Luoqing smiled.

Zhao Xiaofu glared at him, "What kind of expression do you have, you have never seen the world. The boss said, this is a new breed of pet chicken, it is only for ornamental purposes, it is different from the secular reed chickens outside."

Yan Luoqing was speechless again.He understands that the nature of a person's idiot cannot be wiped out by human power like him.

Damn, is this the thing that dares to make yourself goofy all night?

Gouged out two eyes on Zhao Xiaofu, but he was smiling coldly: "Then you appreciate it slowly. But I advise you to throw this thing in the kitchen within 10 minutes. Otherwise, what will happen? I am not responsible."

Regardless of the fierce opposition from the fool in front of her, Yan Luoqing got up and was about to leave, but suddenly she saw a card on the bedside table out of the corner of her eye:

... 10-day tour.

what?

Take it here and have a look: Guilin 10-day tour voucher for two, please use this voucher to exchange for Guilin travel round-trip air tickets and two VIP cards for tourist accommodation before the 30th of this month...

Zhao Xiaofu snatched it away: "What are you looking at, this is mine!"

Yan Luoqing raised her eyebrows: "Where did you get it?"

Zhao Xiaofu laughed like a flower: "Do you still remember that entertainment star we often watch on weekends?"

"Just say that the author of Road to Shu is Wang Wei's?" Yan Luoqing realized, "You read it often, but I don't."

"That's right, that's right. Didn't the host ask the guest Ouyang Xiu's number last time, and then the guest didn't answer, so he opened a text message channel to have a prize contest? I checked the computer and sent a text message saying that he was a drunkard. In the middle of the night, the radio station sent a text message to inform me that I won the lottery. I just received this card a few days ago, hehe, I will go to play on the 1st of next month, and I even arranged for a tour guide." The way he smiled was a complete villain.

Yan Luoqing snatched Zhao Xiaofu's card with one hand, "It's mine." Anyway, there's nothing to do during this time, so it's good to go out to relax.It also saves you from booking a plane ticket and looking for a hotel.Guilin?I haven't been there yet.

Zhao Xiaofu didn't let go: "Mine!"

Yan Luoqing pulled it over forcefully: "Why do you say it's yours?"

"I got it with my strength, but if it's not mine, it can still be yours? What do you say you have?"

As far as you deserve to be called strength, Yan Luoqing smiled: "Whose phone is yours? Who is the owner of your phone card?"

Zhao Xiaofu was at a loss for words for a long time, and then he whispered: "Anyway, I'm going!"

The result of the debate is that the two go together, anyway, a 10-day tour for two.

Zhao Xiaofu was beating his chest and weeping bitterly. He vaguely felt that some tragedy must happen.