Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

The wind is blowing, gust after gust, with the smell of the sea.

Looking up, the blue sky is pure and flawless under the sun.

"George, I'm going to give birth to you." The girl who couldn't see her face had a pleasant voice like a silver bell, and then there was a soft and fresh touch on her face.

……

Under the influence of the sweet dream, I have to admit that Zhao Afu slept well this time.

After waking up for a long time, Zhao Zuo was still in a daze thoughtfully: Why can't he see that face clearly?

Silly laughed a few times before realizing that it was just Nankeyimeng.

angry.

It seems that it is almost dinner time, and I have to cook... I have a big head.

The son seems to have said that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen.After entering the kitchen, is he still considered a gentleman?

"Call me George from now on."

During dinner, Zhao Afu put a piece of fish in his mouth, and said to Yan Luoqing solemnly.

Yan Luoqing almost spit out the half-drinked lotus seed soup, with a ghostly expression on her face: "Where did you find such a name?"

"Dream."

Yan Luoqing spat out the mouthful rhythmically, and it landed on Zhao Afu's face accurately.

Seeing Zhao Afu looking for a tissue to wipe his face in embarrassment, Yan Luoqing laughed inhumanely.

Zhao Afu managed to wipe off the last drop of water on his face, and yelled at Yan Luoqing: "You—" Before the words could be finished, Yan Luoqing pinched his face, "Your surname is Yan, be gentle... Damn, Dong (pain) Freeze!"

"I'll give you two choices," Yan Luoqing said with a half-hearted smile, "Ah Fu or Xiao Fu?"

Zhao Afu's face was almost deformed by him, so he could only compromise: "The one on the lotus (back) side, the one on the lotus side is fine."

So, a week later, the name on Zhao Afu's ID card became... Zhao Xiaofu.

"Since you can change it for me, why don't you change it to a normal name like Zhao Jianguo?!" Looking at the ID card, Zhao Xiaofu couldn't be happy at all, and protested angrily.

After Yan Luoqing finished drinking the mung bean porridge, she elegantly wiped the corners of her mouth with a tissue: "Not satisfied? So Zhao Xiaofu, Zhao Yazhi, choose one?"

After thinking about it, Zhao Xiaofu found that he could barely accept the current name.

If "Ah Fu" has twelve points of local flavor, then "Xiao Fu" has at best only nine points.The quality has been greatly improved.

According to his preliminary understanding of Yan, if he still has opinions on the name Xiaofu, then the name on the ID card is very likely to be Zhao Yazhi.

Of course, he tried going to the police station to change his name secretly, and the pretty policewoman threw his file on a stack of papers that were 1.5 meters high without looking at him: "Come back in three months." .”

"Three months?" Zhao Xiaofu's eyes widened.

The female policeman patted the stack of papers: "Comrade, can you show some sympathy for us? Look, these are all materials that we need to catch up, and there are still three or four piles in the room. It may not be possible to wait for three months." .Anyway, just wait and see."

I don't know what method the guy surnamed Yan used to change his name so quickly.

Forget it, sir, let’s not change it!

Zhao Xiaofu picked up the file and walked out of the police station with his head held high under the cool gaze of the policewoman.

...Zhao Xiaofu is just Zhao Xiaofu, this name is also quite good.Think about it, Deng Xiaoping is also called Deng Xiaoping.

After doing some self-hypnosis with the mental victory method, Zhao Xiaofu was much more satisfied with his name.

Look at the watch, it's 6:58.What is that person surnamed Yan going to eat tonight?

Zhao Xiaofu took out a piece of paper, "Pearl pork belly, braised foie gras..." He took out the mobile phone that Yan Luoqing gave him, dialed a number, "Hello, is this China Food City Hotel? I want a takeaway. "

It can't be blamed on him being tricky. As a person with amnesia, how could he be able to cook?The scope he can control only includes poached eggs, noodle soup and mung bean porridge.

As a result, Yan Luoqing didn't come back for dinner that night.

Yan Luoqing seldom eats breakfast and Chinese food at home, but usually comes back around 7 o'clock for dinner.Life is still very regular.

You Qi ordered food today, and sent a text message as a note: "I don't eat leftovers." This sentence is quite meaningful.The subtext is, if I don't come back to eat, you don't want to eat it all by yourself.

Zhao Xiaofu had no choice but to wait pitifully for the few dishes from 6:8 to 23:[-]. Out of morality, he has been controlling his already eager stomach.

As a result, the food was cold and the person who ordered the food hadn't come back yet.

Dizzy, dizzy, trembling feet.

Feeling that his life was threatened, Zhao Xiaofu called Yan Luoqing's cell phone many times---

"The person you are calling has switched off their phone."

Zhao Xiaofu is helpless, can something happen?

Damn, hit his company.

After connecting, this company is really a product of the exploiting class, and it even has night shifts.

Sweet customer service: "Hi, this is Yan's Group... Are you looking for Manager Yan? He seems to have dinner after get off work. Is there something urgent? Yes, it seems that you can call this number XXXXXXX. Okay, you're welcome, goodbye .”

Zhao Xiaofu gasped: while making himself wait foolishly at home, while having fun outside?

The scene of someone Yan in a food stall with three or five beauties in his arms, spitting at hairy crabs, crayfish, beggar chicken, etc., Xingzi smearing oil on the corner of his mouth, pointing Jiangshan and berating Fang Qiu.

Oh, why did it happen at the food stall?This is purely a personal level issue.

Just like a famous painting, some people see the poetic and picturesque, some people see the vicissitudes of life, but some people only see the mildew spots on it.Heck, that's a little too far.In fact, the general meaning of this sentence is that if you think about it personally, it might be the level of a five-star hotel, but Zhao Xiaofu can only think of the level of this food stall.

In short, Zhao Xiaofu was sad and angry at the imaginary food stall.

An angry growl in the stomach.

Press XXXXXXX, the call is connected.

A voice sweeter than the customer service just now sounded: "Hello, who do you want to call?"

Such a Yan Luoqing who valued sex over friends.

Zhao Xiaofu suddenly had evil thoughts in his heart, pinched his nose and said in a strange manner: "Hey~~ Are you careful about the little Honghong that Manager Yan introduced to you? I heard that Manager Yan passed by, you are good at it~..."

Zhao Xiaofu ate all the food, took a shower, and went to see Duke Zhou.

However, it seems that Duke Zhou is not at home. In the dream, there is an evil ghost with a blue face and fangs staring at him with a gloomy look.

Zhao Xiaofu only felt that the goosebumps all over his body wanted to move collectively and take root.Finally couldn't help but say: "Brother, who are you?"

The last sliver of reason in the eyes of the green-faced ghost was swept away, and he turned into a vicious expression, stretching out two hands to pull his face: "Stinky boy, I don't even recognize you!"

Zhao Xiaofu repeatedly cried out in pain, struggled, and kept begging for mercy: "I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong..."

In fact, he didn't know where he was wrong, but he felt that the face of the green-faced ghost became more and more ferocious.

Suddenly there was a blur in front of his eyes, and that face instantly became Yan Luoqing's.

Huh?

This?

Nima, is this because he has too much psychological shadow on this guy, so he can't even escape from his dreams.

"I know I'm wrong? It's too late!" Yan Luoqing pulled his face viciously with one hand, and kicked... actually kicked his ass!!

Zhao Xiaofu was stunned for a long time and then looked around for a while before realizing that he woke up from the dream.

But why is Yan Luoqing here?

In a daze, his buttocks were kicked several times.

Zhao Xiaofu screamed and began to struggle hastily, who knew that Yan Luoqing's strength was so steady and heavy, pulling, pinching, twisting, hammering...all of them were not affected at all.I had no choice but to turn my defense into verbal self-defense: "Hey, hey, stop! Stop! Help! Help, I killed someone!"

Yan Luoqing stopped when she heard the cry of help, but doubled the strength of her hand pinching her face, and shouted at him: "You shout, you shout! No one will come to rescue you even if you scream. Save you, are you worthy? Even if you are thrown into the Tianchi Yellow River and soaked for a thousand times, you are not worthy! Even if you are completely plucked and covered with peacock feathers and phoenix feathers on your whole body, you are not worthy! Even if your whole body is disassembled The five parts of 360 are boiled in the shabu-shabu for two hours, and the dogs will not eat you..."

Zhao Xiaofu finally calmed down.Literally froze.

Although I knew before that Yan had a poisonous mouth, he usually kept it hidden.At most, he would choke on Zhao Xiaofu once or two when he got angry, it was the first time that such an aggressive machine gun style appeared.

Zhao Xiaofu didn't understand the reason for his murder until 15 minutes after being scolded: it turned out that the MM who answered the phone with a super sweet voice was a big client of Yan Luoqing.The two originally agreed to discuss business the day after tomorrow, but unfortunately, MM had something to do that day, so they temporarily negotiated two days in advance.They have made an appointment for a high-class box, and they have negotiated [-]% of the time, and they can sign the contract after drinking a glass of wine.

Unexpectedly, MM's face turned green after answering the phone, the glass of wine didn't reach her stomach, but Yan Luoqing's face.

Inexplicably, Yan Luoqing was given red wine for no reason, and just about to get angry, that MM sent another Wuzhishan in the blink of an eye, hitting him with stars in his eyes.

Just when he was touching his face in a daze, he had already slammed the door and left with an extremely contemptuous tone of "dirty!"

Yan Luoqing was puzzled, and after checking the phone records, she rushed back angrily.

As a result, Yan Luoqing squeezed Zhao Xiaofu's face and scolded him for a full hour.

The next day.

8:15 in the morning.breakfast time.

Today's breakfast was made by Yan Luoqing as an exception, the reason was that Zhao Xiaofu could only cook mung bean porridge, noodle soup and poached eggs for breakfast, and he really felt sick after eating for two weeks.

Yan Luoqing took a sip of the preserved egg porridge she made herself, and sighed from the bottom of her heart: This is the porridge that people eat! This taste should only be found in the sky!

Taking a sideways look at Zhao Xiaofu, who was standing there with a big swollen circle on his right cheek, carefully holding a bowl: "Does your back hurt when you stand?"

"It doesn't hurt." Zhao Xiaofu replied listlessly, but did not sit down.Nonsense, no matter how painful the waist is, there is no pain in the buttocks.If he can sit down, can he not sit down?

Yan Luoqing thought he was being awkward, so she continued to eat as if she liked to sit still.After eating, he threw down a pile of bowls: "Rinse well, there is a grain of rice and I tell you to eat it!" and walked away.

"...fuck." Zhao Xiaofu sighed resentfully when he saw the extremely uneven face in the mirror in the bathroom.The obvious bulge on the right cheek is a strange purple color, which looks a bit like a doughnut from a certain angle...

Murderous aura slowly floated in his eyes.

What a surname Yan, you are a cow, enough ruthless, spicy enough, hot enough, enough to cook a bowl of Sichuan's top Malatang!

"The business of more than 100 million is ruined like this!" The voice of someone yelling in my ear suddenly floated in my mind last night.

The murderous look in his eyes was instantly reduced by half, 100 million...

cough cough.

Then I thought again, no, I can't say that, he played me first.

Could I be so hungry if I waited so long for nothing?Can I call him if I'm not so hungry?Can that happen if I don't call?

That little bit of guilt evaporated instantly like a drop of water falling in the desert.The murderous aura recovered by 95%.

After realizing this, I was in a good mood, and went back to the bedroom to lie on the bed and play with my mobile phone.

Yan Luoqing's cell phone.He forgot to take it when he went out in the morning.

"138XXXXXX, 'Auntie'? That's a good number, hehe. Dear, love, dear, baby, we haven't seen each other since that night... Remember, we stayed up all night that night, your moving voice is still there The ear side is continuous...can we continue our relationship tonight...waiting for you."

Zhao Xiaofu happily typed the last period crookedly and sent it.

"Hmm..." Zhao Xiaofu nodded and continued to look for the next target.It turns out that I saw a name called "idiot".

Tough, would there really be someone named idiot?

Out of curiosity, he took a look at the account of "Idiot", hey, why is this account so familiar... Zhao Xiaofu thought for a while before realizing that it was his account! Immediately his blood surged.

He continued to scan the address book aggressively.

Gao Ziming?Men.

Zhao Xiaofu sneered and typed word by word:

"Ming, do you know? In fact, I already had that kind of thought about you when I saw you for the first time; when I saw you for the second time, I wanted to sleep with you at night...you understand. But I I have never had the courage to confess, so I can only announce it through this text message at this moment...Although we are all men, the saint said that age is not a problem, gender is not a distance...Right."

Looking at the words "send successfully", Zhao Xiaofu let out a smirk from the bottom of his heart.That smirk seemed to be branching out, slowly turning into a string, gradually towering, piercing the roof, and rushing towards the clouds.

After laughing, Zhao Xiaofu felt his stomach convulsed a little.No, this way of laughing is really exhausting...

Then I flipped through my phone to see who this kid usually sends messages to.

Outbox.

The first one was actually sent to myself.

The person surnamed Yan usually calls directly and seldom sends text messages.

Seeing the word "idiot", Zhao Xiaofu was very upset. He returned to the contact list and changed his name to "talent" before returning to read the text message.

“临时有事不回去吃了。”赵小福愣了一下，往下一看时间，2010-3-7-7：26……

Isn't it just... yesterday, night...?

Look at your phone quickly.There really is this one! Why didn't I see it last night?

Sweat dripped from Zhao Xiaofu's forehead.

A drop or two.It quickly developed into a large block.Sweat profusely.

Put down the phone and find a towel to wipe off the fingerprints on it.Put it back in place.

I didn't do anything, didn't do anything.

Zhao Xiaofu whistled as if nothing had happened to hypnotize himself, turned around and immediately went to wash the pot without feeling guilty.

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