Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

Yan Luoqing returned home after playing the ball, her eyelids were trembling with sleepiness, but when she entered her room, she saw Zhao Xiaofu lying in front of his computer and playing games, she had entered the state of ecstasy. I don't know that his back was almost pierced by Yan Luoqing.

I was too lazy to wear it, so I said directly: "Where is your notebook?" If I remember correctly, I have only used the one I threw to him a few times, so it won't be worn out so quickly, right?

"Oh, you're back? Um, um, I got it." Zhao Xiaofu finished without answering, and didn't listen to what Yan Luoqing had to say.

Yan Luoqing was really sleepy, so she pressed the power switch neatly.

"Snapped."

Immediately, Zhao Xiaofu screamed: "Yan, you are going to die!"

Yan Luoqing fell headlong on her own bed, not bothering to reply.

Zhao Xiaofu was still yelling: "The four of us managed to get to the boss with great difficulty, and we passed the level with half a blood! You are a bitch..."

I'm so annoying.

Yan Luoqing's anger rose from her heart, and the evil turned to her guts. She casually took something from the bedside and threw it over.

There was another scream over there.

Yan Luoqing didn't even open her eyes when she heard Zhao Xiaofu running out.Before he had time to brew the artistic conception of dreamland, he heard him running back again.I shrugged in my heart: Huh?bad feeling!

Sure enough, in the next second, there was a "wow", and the head was instantly wet and cold...

——Zhao Xiaofu poured a large basin of water onto his bed.

Yan Luoqing opened her eyes, furious, wiped the water on her face and was about to get angry, but was startled by the scene in front of her: Zhao Xiaofu was covering his forehead, with bright red blood oozing from between his fingers.

Is this what I threw for myself just now?

A glance at the ground, sure enough, a crystal dolphin was lying on the ground.I don't remember who gave it to me, but the tail is quite pointed.

...Suddenly, the flames were more than half short, and he coughed: "I threw it wrong just now."

Zhao Xiaofu had a broken face: "Then what did you want to throw? An axe?" If he threw it lower, he would be a one-eyed dragon.

Yan Luoqing looked at his bleeding forehead: "If you don't mess with it, it's time to find Qi Han."

"You still have the face to say... hiss, ouch!"

Fortunately, it was just scratched a little.

Yan Luoqing found the medicine box, applied some medicine on him, and put three band-aids on him.

Zhao Xiaofu held the mirror there and made a melancholy expression: "Oh, really, I still hold the pipa and half cover my face..."

Yan Luoqing almost vomited: After putting on three band-aids, you still hold the pipa and half cover your face?You think you are Wang Zhaojun.What logic.what thinking.

But having said that, this kid took a closer look, and he looked pretty good, with slender eyebrows and single eyelids, but his eyes were not small at all, and they were clear and bright, his nose was straight, and his lips were thin.Seeing his face, I couldn't help thinking that his parents must be very beautiful.

Suddenly realizing that she was distracted, Yan Luoqing felt a little sick: Fuck.This state is wrong.

Zhao Xiaofu had just finished mourning his injured forehead, and when he heard him muttering there, he looked up at him: "What's wrong. I'm so weird."

"It was weird." Yan Luoqing didn't look at his angry eyes, thinking that the bed in the room was so wet that she couldn't sleep, so she turned to the study and fell on Zhao Xiaofu's bed.

I don't know how long I've been sleeping for this sleep, but it was quite fragrant, and he woke up naturally around dinner time.

But the lazy energy that just woke up has not passed, turned over and continued to squint.

There is a faint fragrance on this bed, which smells quite comfortable.What's the smell?Kind of tastes like apples and tea...

Just as he was thinking, there was the sound of light footsteps on the bedside.

It was the sound of tiptoeing slowly approaching.

If it was said that Zhao Xiaofu deliberately played lightly for fear of affecting his rest, he would not believe it.

What do you want to do?

Sure enough, with a thud, something was stuffed into the jacket pocket.

The footsteps also slowly disappeared.

As soon as the person left, Yan Luoqing immediately went to take out her pocket, only took out a bunch of keys, the keys that were in the pocket before.

It seems that the key has not left the body.

Meaning, when did this kid take this key?

It must have been stolen when I was asleep just now.

Thief, true thief!

What was he doing with his own key?

Doesn't he have the same set of keys at home?

Yan Luoqing studied it carefully, and found that there were only four keys that Zhao Xiaofu did not have: one was the car key, the other was the key to the office door rented by the new company, one belonged to her bedside table, and the other was the safe. .

The first two are useless for Zhao Xiaofu, they are automatically excluded, the last two...

Yan Luoqing jumped up to check the safe: the files inside were the same, and the location had not changed.

Nightstand?There seems to be nothing in it, I have forgotten something.When I opened it, I found half a box of coincidence and two packs of coffee.

This……

Why did this kid steal his own key?

During dinner, Yan Luoqing watched his words and expressions for a long time, but Zhao Xiaofu didn't show any flaws under his piercing eyes, talking and laughing freely, without any fear.

Right here, Yan Luoqing is sure that this is not the first time for him.

Veteran, absolute veteran!

After dinner, Yan Luoqing deliberately said, "Did you see my bunch of keys?"

Zhao Xiaofu pretended to be innocent as always: "Ah? What key."

"Which string can there be?"

Zhao Xiaofu suddenly realized: "Is it the string of lighters hanging on it?"

"Correct."

"I don't know. I haven't seen it before." Zhao Xiaofu took a bite of the apple calmly.

Acting school, acting school.It's okay, I'll play with you!

"I couldn't find it just now." Yan Luoqing suppressed her smile and acted irritable.

Zhao Xiaofu immediately showed contempt: "Let's forget about it, who can be blamed."

"..."

"Turn through the pockets of your clothes, it must be in there." He seemed to throw out a sentence inadvertently.

Yan Luoqing immediately took out her pocket and patted it again: "No."

Zhao Xiaofu looked surprised: "How could it be?" He reached out to Yan Luoqing's other pocket, and immediately took out the key, triumphantly: "You call it, ride-donkey-find-donkey! Thanks to my sixth sense .Hahaha!"

Bah, and a sixth sense.Yan Luoqing endured internal injuries, and it was too much effort to expose him! Immediately, she took back the key, went back to the room, closed the door, and laughed hard inside.

What the hell is this kid doing?

Yan Luoqing was reading a book in her room at night, when suddenly someone rushed in: "You despicable bastard!"

He raised his head and squinted his eyes: "Huh?"

Zhao Xiaofu: "Mmmm."

Yan Luoqing: "Are you looking for scolding?"

Zhao Xiaofu didn't bother to wear the trace: "Fix my computer soon."

"how?"

Zhao Xiaofu despised him: "Just pretend and you will."

It's endless.Yan Luoqing simply ignored him and continued reading.

Seeing him like this, Zhao Xiaofu knew that it was not going to be hard, so he softened and said, "I just ate a few pieces of your chocolate, so why did you break my computer? I'm sorry, I'll pay you for the chocolate, and fix my computer quickly." gone."

Yan Luoqing looked up: "What chocolate?"

Zhao Xiaofu was startled, and suddenly he was at a loss for words... After a long time, he said coyly: "Oh, it's okay, then, maybe my computer is poisoned, I thought it was... Hehehe, it's okay, just pretend I didn't say anything. Let's go, bye .”

Yan Luoqing suddenly remembered the half box of chocolates in her bedside table, and then thought of the bunch of keys. Could it be that this kid was just for the box of chocolates...?

Searching his memory desperately, he remembered that the box of chocolates was brought back by his sister from France some time ago. He thought it was too sweet, so he just put it in the cabinet.Later I forgot.When did you get targeted by this kid?

Tsk tsk, he hasn't started the investigation yet, it's good over there, so he recruited himself.What is a guilty conscience and what is a villain's heart, he has seen it.

At the moment, he was laughing so hard that he couldn't stop it for a long time.

Zhao Xiaofu was still standing at the door, his face was a little red: "I just took two yuan."

"Two yuan?" Yan Luoqing glanced sideways, he didn't seem to have eaten a few yuan, and now there is only half a box left...

Zhao Xiaofu muttered sullenly: "Isn't it just a few chocolates?"

Yan Luoqing fiddled with it for more than an hour and finally reinstalled the system on Zhao Xiaofu's laptop, "You are fucking reckless."

Zhao Xiaofu rushed forward and hugged the notebook like a mother who hasn't seen her son for a month: "Okay? Let me take a look." He was still surprised, he was usually not willing to touch it, and Yan Luoqing's machine was always used for nothing. , I accidentally used it tonight, how can there be a problem if there is a problem?

"Huh? Where's my game? And my rabbit is gone. And that..."

Yan Luoqing started to feel sleepy again, she glanced at the clock: 10:38.Hearing him babbling there, irritable: "Fake it yourself." After speaking, he lay down on Zhao Xiaofu's bed and fell asleep.

In a daze, all the scents wafting through his mind were the scents that Zhao Xiaofu brought tea and water when he was setting up the machine just now: it smells like milk, apple...and chocolate.

You can tell what he just ate just by smelling it...

Half awake and half asleep for half an hour, he felt Zhao Xiaofu push him.

He opened his eyes and yawned, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to sleep." Zhao Xiaofu looked like he had just taken a shower, he was wearing beige plaid pajamas, and his body was drenched with thin beads of water.

"You still want to report to me while you're sleeping?" For some reason, seeing him like this, Yan Luoqing felt a little uncomfortable, especially when a large piece of white skin was exposed under the collarbone, with a moist glow on it...

He didn't pay attention to these before, and he really began to feel that he was abnormal.

No, it has been abnormal for a long time, it is getting more and more abnormal.

Not noticing Yan Luoqing's flickering eyes, Zhao Xiaofu said angrily, "Where should I sleep if you sleep here?"

"Don't you always envy my big bed? Go, I'll sleep with you tonight."

Zhao Xiaofu: "Think of me as stupid, your bed is still dripping, what a fart to sleep on."

Yan Luoqing smiled brightly: "Oh, then why is it dripping water?"

Zhao Xiaofu rolled his eyes: "I'm still bleeding."

Yan Luoqing turned her back, "Sofa."

"Look at me."

Yan Luoqing had no choice but to turn around to look at him again: "?"

Zhao Xiaofu clutched the three band-aids as if in pain: "I am seriously injured, you understand."

Yan Luoqing turned her back expressionlessly, "Oh."

"I still have cervical spondylitis, so I can't sleep on the sofa."

"Ah."

"And... there's that kind of inflammation."

Yan Luoqing turned to look at him, smiling Mimi: "Arthritis?"

"Yes, arthritis."

"And endometritis?"

"Yes, the uterus...fuck, you have endometritis, and your whole family has endometritis! Are you kidding me? Get up!" Seeing that he couldn't speak, Zhao Xiaofu simply raised his foot to kick.

Yan Luoqing laughed and stretched out her foot to block his leg, but——

Zhao Xiaofu suddenly lost his balance and fell on him.

Looking at the face that was only 1 cm away from her in an instant, Yan Luoqing's breath stopped, and before she had time to feel anything, Zhao Xiaofu rolled off him, and then lay down on the empty seat next to him, not moving.

Yan Luoqing couldn't laugh or cry: "You have to sleep here, right?"

Zhao Xiaofu didn't say a word, just purred and pretended to be asleep.

Yan Luoqing knew that he was determined, so she had nothing to do with him.

Kick it down, it's not very humane; do you want to persuade me?Is he a master who can listen to advice; it is impossible to let himself sleep on the sofa; just squeeze together for a night?It seems to have been squeezed before, but that was before.Things are different now, no...

What's the situation now?

What else can happen, just that.

A certain person's evil fire is in full swing recently, and now it's like putting a bucket of oil by the fire, although it's not directly poured on it, it's still enough to suspend and choke!

In addition to controlling himself not to have fantasies about the people next to him, he also had to worry about a question: Fuck, is this considered bewitched?Could it be that inexplicably, without any warning, his sexuality was distorted by the X-ray pollution of the unknown world?

Besides, no matter how twisted it is, you can't have desire for this kind of person, right?

Yan Luoqing tossed and turned in her own area.Anyway, I turned around for most of the night and couldn't fall asleep.

After pondering for a moment, he simply turned around and glanced at the person beside him who had fallen asleep.

The faint starlight outside the window cast a thin layer of fluorescent light on that person's delicate silhouette, and the eyelashes floated on the layer of fluorescent light and trembled slightly, reminiscent of the leaves falling on the lake under the moonlight.Even in the dim light, the lips can see a light red color, and the lips are slightly opened with the breath...

Yan Luoqing stared at it for a long time without taking her eyes off her eyes. While watching, she scolded herself in her heart, why did she stare at a man like this?

I smelled the apple scent again, mixed with the faint lemon-flavored bath liquid.

Are the bath liquids the same for both of you?Seems like Safeguard.But it doesn't taste the same when you use it yourself?

Yan Luoqing moved closer and sniffed, it seemed to be the same again.

Suddenly realized that his face was only two sheets of paper away from him, and his breath hit his nose... His heart beat a little, and he swallowed unconsciously when he remembered the muddle-headed kiss in the hotel .

May [-]st really hit the nail on the head, what kind of amnesia, messed up...

Every time I think about it, I feel incredible.He hasn't mentioned it to anyone so far, and it's too fucking weird.

...The two lips in front of her moved, as if they were talking in sleep, but there was no sound.

Yan Luoqing suddenly felt that the blood all over her body rushed to her forehead, she restrained herself, but couldn't help but press her lips up.

A little softer than I remembered.

With a tidal chocolate aroma.

...Didn't brush your teeth?

Smiling inwardly, as if looking for proof, he poked his tongue in from the gap between his lips, pushed open his teeth, went deep into the hinterland, and hit Huanglong directly...

Sure enough, there is a strong sweetness of chocolate.

In the past, my elder sister always liked to bring this kind of chocolate back, but I never liked it.I can't say it, I feel too tired anyway.

But why do you think it tastes surprisingly good now?

The tongue has been lingering in the depths for a long time, but the sweetness of the chocolate has not diminished in the slightest.On the contrary, it seems to be getting stronger.

And it doesn't taste greasy at all.The more delicious you taste, the more you can't extricate yourself.

He pinched the man's chin and continued to lick the taste with his tongue.

It didn't know how long it took until he felt soreness and swelling in his lower body, and then he felt a chill behind his back.

Reflexively parted his lips, covered his mouth and lay on his back on the bed panting.

After a while, I jumped up from the bed and rushed to the bathroom, forgetting to wear slippers.

While taking a cold shower, Yan Luoqing loathed herself and was afraid at the same time: ...If Zhao Xiaofu suddenly woke up just now, how would he settle it?

Damn, he's going crazy.

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This is the debut work of the year, and it will definitely be finished.