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Fuck, where did you go?

Yan Luoqing came out of the shower and wiped her hair while glancing at the clock on the wall, muttering.

It's almost 9 o'clock.Zhao Xiaofu actually hasn't come home yet.

This kid is usually at home after 7 o'clock, but he just slipped out without making dinner today, and he still hasn't seen anyone until this late.

Okay, it's getting harder and harder to be lazy!

Yan Luoqing sat on the sofa and read the newspaper. After reading it for a while, she glanced at the clock:

9:03

Haven't come back yet! Even if you're shopping, you should be done shopping, right?

Could there be an accident?

Impossible, this kid is very tough.

Smile and continue reading the newspaper.

"From our newspaper... the driver who caused the accident has escaped. The deceased was about 25 years old, wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans, with a thin build. I hope the family of the deceased will contact the relevant department as soon as possible."

At first I was still scolding the driver for being unscrupulous, but I found something was wrong when I looked at it, the more I looked at it, the more...

What is that kid wearing today?

Recalling it, I remembered that I got up earlier than him.

But he has a lot of white T-shirts...

My heart skipped a beat.

After a click, I finally realized: Today’s newspaper should report what happened yesterday!

……

I'm so stupid.

Throw down the newspaper and get up to go to the refrigerator to pour juice.

Zhao Xiaofu's kiwi fruit juice has a green and astringent fruity aroma.

I don't feel like drinking coffee tonight for some reason, so I should be fine with some.

Thinking of what happened in that bar this morning, I felt sick.

Yan Luoqing packed up a lot today and went to a certain place.

A bar called Yueye Miqing.

I found it online, GAY.

In fact, Yan Luoqing was also curious: Is it possible that I really have that kind of interest in men?

Especially last night...

After dawn, Yan Luoqing was so regretful that her stomach turned green.

A man's impulse is indeed a devil.

Some things have to be explored even if you don’t want to touch them, right?

After checking the route, I went out early in the morning.

Afraid of bumping into acquaintances, I even bought a hat and sunglasses.

After turning around more than a dozen small alleys, Yan Luoqing finally found the gay bar.

After seeing it, I was surprised: this bar is actually diagonally opposite to S University... [Note: S University, a prestigious school in this province as famous as L University. ]

Is it too ostentatious?

And this location...

If I remember correctly, he once went in for a drink with his high school classmates who were studying at S University in college, and more than once...

It's just that he followed a group of people in and didn't remember the names carefully.

So it was GAY, right?

No wonder the brothers were complaining: Why are there so few chicks in this bar!

It was like this a few times, and then I changed to another bar after drinking.

After wandering around the door for a long time, Yan Luoqing bit the bullet and walked in after confirming that there was no one she knew.

As soon as he entered the door, he found that his attire was really...

Fortunately, the light inside is dim, so I shouldn't be very conspicuous.

Walked in around the narrow aisle, sat down in a corner, and ordered a cocktail.

This bar is relatively quiet.

Hiding behind the sunglasses, Yan Luoqing looked at the surrounding tables while sipping the wine.

Although it is covered by a small translucent screen, the hollow part allows people to see the movement of each seat.

The three at the table on the upper left are whispering and laughing from time to time; the table on the right is studying something in a low voice, and both of them have serious expressions; the two sitting at the bar in front are obviously arguing, But there was not much movement, it was kind of arguing with each other; there were seven or eight people sitting at the big table on the right, laughing loudly from time to time...

To be honest, if he didn't find out on the Internet that this is indeed gay, he really wouldn't be able to tell.

However, there are no women.

Yan Luoqing drank a glass of wine there for more than ten minutes, and felt that it was quite boring, thinking that I was delusional or something, and came to such a place to make fun of the world!

Just as I was about to leave, suddenly a person came from the right.

"Sir, wait for someone?"

When he looked up, the man was wearing a suit, his face was backlit, and he was wearing sunglasses, so he couldn't see his expression clearly.

Before he had time to answer, the man sat down on his own, "You don't mind taking a seat, it's full. I'm waiting for someone too."

Looking around, it was really full, "... oh." Whatever you want, I'm leaving anyway.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to get up, a cup rushed towards him.

It was too late to say it, but soon, the cup passed his nose, fell heavily to the ground, and shattered.By the time he realized it was too late, his nose hurt sharply, and the alcohol on his face spilled into his collar.

"Fuck." Covering his face and cursing, he stood up, and a man rushed over from the opposite side, and slapped him hard on the face.

Hit the sunglasses and hat to the ground.

Yan Luoqing was really staring at her.

The man's mouth was still plausible: "Bah, you vixen!"

What?What did he scold me for? !

Yan Luoqing was completely bewildered now.

At this time, the man in the suit seemed to have just realized it, and quickly stopped the man: "Don't mess around, I don't know him!" He turned around and apologized to Yan Luoqing.

Then the man started yelling and crying.Although the people around did not directly watch, they all looked here curiously from their own positions.

The man in the suit had no choice but to comfort and coax him.

Yan Luoqing wiped the wine off her face with a napkin, and after listening for a long time, she finally understood: TNND, the man in the suit wants to break up with the man who spilled wine, and the man who spilled wine suspected that there was someone new, so just now...

Those two quarreled for a long time and were reluctant to break up. They apologized to Yan Luoqing for a long time before leaving.

Yan Luoqing sat there angrily, but everyone else apologized, and she wasn't hurt, what can she do?

Forget it, I really can't stay in this place, bad luck!

He got up and was stopped by a waiter: "Sir, you haven't paid yet."

Yan Luoqing frowned: "How much?"

"You just ordered the Queen of Spades, 800 yuan. Thank you." The seventeen or eighteen-year-old waiter smiled innocently.

Yan Luoqing was about to throw up: "RMB?" He seemed to have ordered it before and it wasn't that expensive, right?Prices are rising so fast in this world.

The waiter still smiled at Mimi: "Why don't you pay us dollars?"

Yan Luoqing rolled her eyes and took out her pocket.

……empty.

A chill!

Glancing at the waiter, he hesitated for a while and said, "...Can I get credit?"

There was a chirping sound from the side, and he squinted over. It was a young man sitting next to him. He was very handsome, with long hair tied into a ponytail behind his head.Seeing him look over, she grinned at him.

Laugh ass.Yan Luoqing secretly concealed her anger.

The waiter murmured for a long time, to the effect that he couldn't do it.

Yan Luoqing was about to call Qi Han for help, but the man with the ponytail waved to the waiter, "Forget it, let him take credit."

The waiter blinked: "Boss, 1800?"

The man with the ponytail waved his hand again without looking back, looking indifferent.

Is this kid still the boss?

The waiter tore up a note, "Okay, sir, please leave a call. Credit is 1800 yuan."

Yan Luoqing turned cold: "Then what happened to 1000?"

The waiter still smiled innocently: "The two of you just now ordered a glass of Allure Love and a glass of Angel Devil and haven't paid the bill yet."

Yan Luoqing became angry, "I don't know them."

The waiter blinked again: "This, we are not interested in knowing."

As a result, he returned home smelling of alcohol and full of anger.

Now that I think about it, the fire hasn't gone down yet.

1800 is not an unaffordable amount, but why should I pay for others after being beaten for nothing?

In particular, it was the first time in my life that someone called me a vixen...

Today is too fucking bad, isn't it?

……

Another clock, 9:18.

haven't come back yet?

The cell phone rang in the room.

Slowly walked over to pick it up to have a look, you know how to make a phone call?

I deliberately waited for it to ring for a long time before reaching out to pick it up: "Hey, what are you doing again?"

Song Yizhou supported Zhao Xiaofu and finally moved to the fourth floor. On the way, Zhao Xiaofu staggered up the handrail of the stairs many times and wanted to sit and slide down...

Fortunately, Song Yizhou managed to tear him down.

Laughed at the passing aunts.

Song Yizhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was exhausted enough, so he dragged him to the corner of the fourth floor to catch his breath, when he looked up and saw Zhao Xiaofu looking at him resentfully, he couldn't help but ask, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Zhao Xiaofu said quietly: "You won't let me play on the slide."

Song Yizhou laughed loudly and patted his head: "How old are you?"

Zhao Xiaofu actually acted like he was thinking seriously, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "It seems to be six years old."

Song Yizhou found that he was very fun when he was drunk, so he deliberately teased him: "Liar, you are only three years old."

Zhao Xiaofu squinted at him: "You are only three years old!" After a pause, he said, "I am at least four years old."

Song Yizhou laughed up and down there, and continued to tease him when he had enough, "Then are you good? If you are good, I will let you play on the slide."

"You treat me as a three-year-old child." Zhao Xiaofu said disdainfully.

Song Yizhou leaned over to see his drunk face, and said in a low voice, "Then... kiss me, and I'll buy you candy."

Zhao Xiaofu stared at him blankly for a long time: "You are not a woman, how can I kiss you."

Just as Song Yizhou was about to continue teasing him, the upstairs door opened with a crack.

A slender man stepped out of the door and walked slowly down the stairs.

Song Yizhou looked at him, thinking that he was going downstairs, so he pulled Zhao Xiaofu out of the way to make way at a narrow corner.

The man stopped in front of the two of them, then nodded to Song Yizhou and said, "Leave him to me."

Song Yizhou froze for a moment, this voice...it seems to be the person on the phone, right?

He hurriedly said: "Oh, you are...?" He originally wanted to say "Are you that 'crazy'?" Later, when he thought about it, it seemed that it was not good to say it...

Having said that, how could someone call him such a nickname?

"I am..." Yan Luoqing thought he was asking who Zhao Xiaofu was, but he hesitated when he got to his mouth: who am I...family?brother?Colleagues... none of them.

As a result, the two handed over people in half a sentence.

After thanking that person, Yan Luoqing dragged Zhao Xiaofu into the house.

Zhao Xiaofu was so drunk that his eyes blurred: "This, this is not my house."

"Nonsense, this is my home."

"Huh? What about my house?"

"..."

Where did you drink so much wine?

Yan Luoqing threw him on the sofa, went to the refrigerator to find some tea to sober him up.After searching for a long time, I couldn't find tea.

Where did you put it?

Forget it, let him get drunk, he deserves it.

Suddenly he heard a thud behind him, turned around and saw Zhao Xiaofu struggling on the ground with his head covered, "Ouch, ouch" non-stop.

Looks like he fell off the couch and hit his head.

Where did it hit?Could it be that there is a Band-Aid on it again?

Going over to look, it was really there, blood was oozing from the side of the Band-Aid, and Zhao Xiaofu grinned in pain.

Yan Luoqing had no choice but to drag him onto the sofa again, telling him to stay still and go to the room to find the medicine box.

As a result, when I came out of the room, the person disappeared.

Holding the medicine box for a second, I saw the door was open...

Damn, run out!

Hastily dropped the box and rushed out, but saw Zhao Xiaofu wobbly sitting on the handrail of the stairs about to slide down.

Go over and drag him down, "Why, didn't I tell you not to move around on the sofa!"

Zhao Xiaofu looked at him and let out a drunken belch: "You, who are you?"

Yan Luoqing suddenly had one head and two big ones.

With great difficulty, he was dragged back, the medicine for his wound was changed, and several bandages were reapplied.

He is still dishonest and always wants to run outside.

Yan Luoqing couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted: "If you run again, your legs will be broken!"

Zhao Xiaofu seemed a little frightened, he put his hand on the door and didn't move.

Yan Luoqing dragged him into his room and pushed him onto the bed, "Lie down here, do you hear me?"

Zhao Xiaofu looked at him innocently, "...I don't want to sleep."

"Then what do you want to do?" Yan Luoqing said angrily.

"I, I want to sing."

"Then lie down and sing." After Yan Luoqing finished speaking, she slammed the door and went out. She stood in the living room and thought for a while, then went to the door to get the key and locked it from the inside before returning to her room.

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