Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

Yan Luoqing was sitting in the study reading a book.

Suddenly remembered that I forgot to take my mobile phone today, I wonder if I have any important text messages.

Grab it from the bedside and take a look.

Article [-], the company administration reminds us to hold a meeting tomorrow.

The second article: "Beautiful love, unexpected results... Does it make you heartbroken and full of sorrow? S Hospital's Gynecology Department painless abortion will relieve your worries..." Deleted.

Article [-]: "Everyone, there is always such a romantic encounter, there is always such an impulsive punishment...Welcome to the Andrology and Venereology Department of S Hospital..." This S Hospital has done a good job in advertising.delete.

Article 28: "Has your girlfriend become cold recently? Is your lover looking for a new love? AA brand aphrodisiac, let your XX instantly increase to [-]CM!" Moment? !You're blowing up a balloon.delete.

Article [-]: "XX.com sells guns, ammunition, poison...etc. If you want to take pictures, please log in to the website, contact person, Ms. L." If there is a bomb in hand, the first one will blow you up!Yan Luoqing felt very annoyed after deleting all the way.

It seems that I am too old-fashioned, and I am not willing to change the NOKIA I bought three years ago.It's time to change to a mobile phone that intelligently filters spam messages.

When I deleted the Nth article, I finally ran into a familiar number.

aunt?

This Obasan and his second uncle hadn't been in touch for a long time after they went to England, why did they suddenly think of him?

"Smelly boy, I know you are playful, but don't be too playful. Do you know that AIDS, syphilis, and gonorrhea are rampant now? Remember to verify the identity of the other party before OOXX. It is best to require the other party to hold a health certificate. Don’t forget to use condoms. W brand condoms are of good quality. I have used the orange flavored one and I like it very much. Another important point is that you must read the sender’s name clearly before pressing the button to send text messages. Fortunately, it was sent to me today. Otherwise, if you send it to your second uncle, you will die."

The long paragraph didn't even have a single punctuation mark, Yan Luoqing felt like she was about to die after reading it in one breath.

As a result, I read it five times over and over again, but... I didn't understand it.

I sent it wrong.

Although I occasionally go out to hunt wild food, but recently I was too busy to take care of it.

Thinking of physical problems, Yan Luoqing realized that she hadn't gone hunting for several months.Once discovered, the surprise is not small.No wonder I feel like something is missing in my life recently.Is it too old?

last one.

Gao Ziming...

After racking my brains for a long time, I remembered that it seemed to be the signing representative sent by the partner company last time.

Is there any cooperation intention?

Open it, and only saw a line of words——

"Sorry, I'm not interested in those with handles, so give up.

Yan Luoqing had a chill: Crazy, am I interested in you?I don’t remember whether you are round or flat, radish, green vegetables, yellow croaker or pond horn fish!

Immediately I called back that number and wanted to yell at him, but a second before I got connected, I suddenly thought: There is no grievance in the past, and there is no grievance in the near future. Maybe I just sent the wrong text message, and there may be cooperation in the future. Why bother to get hurt on the spur of the moment? amiable.The moment he figured it out, he pressed the phone.

Upset and irritable, I cleared all the text messages and turned off the phone.

Keep reading.

Read a horror novel that claims to be so scary you'll pee your pants.

Yan Luoqing couldn't help laughing when she saw that in the second paragraph, the ghost flashed past the door wearing a pale robe and swinging a flowing shawl. Does it need to be written so badly?Author, are you worthy of such a thick paper?

"...'Save~~~Life~~~Ah~~~~' There was a miserable scream outside the door..." Hey, the following must be the scholar who saw such a weak and so weak person as soon as he went out. The beautiful girl is crying about her life experience...

Just after taking a sip of coffee, I felt a strange cry in my ears——

"Save~~~life~~~ah~~~~"

Could it be that after reading this kind of book, my imagination soars and I can automatically produce auditory hallucinations?

"Save~~~life~~~ah~~~~"

The sound is still echoing.

He pricked up his ears and saw that voice was faintly coming from the door.

Turning his head, he saw a pale face hanging in the middle of the slightly opened door.

There was an indescribable sorrow and sadness between those eyebrows.

Surprisingly, it was Zhao Xiaofu.

Yan Luoqing had to admit that she was greatly frightened the first moment she saw Zhao Xiaofu's face.

This kid was so alive that he didn't even knock on the door when he came in.What the hell are you pretending to be in the middle of the night.childish!bad!ridiculous!

In a rage, he copied a copy of "Selected Works of Mao" on the table and threw it over.

After a scream.

Zhao Xiaofu lay on the ground shaking his fingers and pointing at Yan Luoqing and complained angrily:

"Throw it so thick! Murder...!"

"If you do something wrong, you can't live." Yan Luoqing turned around and continued to read for fun.

Zhao Xiaofu continued to lie on the ground and moan.

From the corner of her eye, Yan Luoqing caught sight of him rolling on the ground with his stomach in his arms, angry and funny: I'll hit you on the head, you hug your stomach.

Shaking his head, conclusion: the acting skills are too bad!

5 minute later.

Yan Luoqing was still reading.

Zhao Xiaofu was still moaning on the spot.Just don't roll around anymore.

Noisy.Yan Luoqing finally couldn't bear it anymore, dropped the book and walked over to pinch his face: "It's not over." Her hands put in a little effort.

Zhao Xiaofu's face was disfigured, and he was sweating profusely, but he still couldn't speak a word except for moaning softly.

Yan Luoqing finally realized something was wrong: Why is there so much sweat on this face?It seems to have flowed for a long time.His face was also exaggeratedly white.And the lips...

broken.

Emergency Department of the Seventh Hospital of the City.

"Food poisoning." The doctor washed Zhao Xiaofu's stomach, and said to Yan Luoqing with a serious expression while taking off his gloves, "Your brother had a major operation not long ago? Why are you so careless! Undercooked fish and soaked radishes How dare you let him eat it. Be careful in the future." He is obviously the same age, but Zhao Xiaofu's mockup looks younger than his actual age.

Fortunately, I didn't eat it.Yan Luoqing nodded to the doctor repeatedly, while secretly rejoicing.Don't forget to call whoever is brother to this idiot.

The head nurse looked sadly at Zhao Xiaofu who was already lying quietly on the hospital bed, lovingly touched the lumps on his head and face, then looked suspiciously at Yan Luoqing who had a relaxed face, and finally uttered a sentence after a long time : "You did this?"

"No." Yan Luoqing immediately put on an expression that had nothing to do with her.

The head nurse looked at him more questioningly: "Really?" Both words were accented.

The word "true murderer" is written on my face?Yan Luoqing was a little guilty, afraid of being entangled, she said: "I don't know him very well, so I sent him here when I saw that he was not feeling well."

What Yan Luoqing didn't know was that Zhao Xiaofu had woken up a few minutes ago.

He was secretly scolding Yan Yan for being so cruel, just now he struggled to climb to his room to ask him for help, but instead of offering help, he threw such a thick book at him.If his life is as bitter as Nescafe coffee, then Yan's heart is like frozen fish!

He heard all Yan Luoqing's words, just like the Chinese people who heard the Japanese deny the Nanjing Massacre, that is called grief and indignation.

He calmed down for half a second, and immediately opened his eyes as if he had just woken up, with a look of panic and tears in his eyes:

"Brother, I know I was wrong, don't hit me..."

The head nurse hurriedly held his hand, and said softly, "Hey, look, this poor thing."

"What?" As soon as Yan Luoqing saw him open his eyes and a smirk flashed between his brows, he knew that nothing was good. Sure enough, the kid said that when he opened his mouth, and immediately became angry, "Who the hell is your brother, I warn you, don't chase after me The monk told my brother-in-law to misidentify relatives!"

The fear on Zhao Xiaofu's face increased, and he rubbed his whole body into the nurse's mother's arms: "Brother, I really know I was wrong! I shouldn't have worn those leather shoes of yours, and I shouldn't have eaten yours Cake, I will never dare again..."

Yan Luoqing's face turned dark, "You..." He was wrong, Zhao Xiaofu's acting skills weren't bad, he was a good actor at all, he could go to Hollywood with a different outfit!

Before she could finish her sentence, the head nurse was already protecting Zhao Xiaofu, with her hips on her hips, she poked Yan Luoqing on the bridge of the nose, and shouted sharply: "Shut up! Are you a brother who can say that? He But your brother! Could it be that he is not your brother if he was born by the same mother? (The half-brother plot is made up by the aunt herself) What happened to him wearing your leather shoes? What happened?! Ah, you say you, Even if he's not your younger brother, if you put on your shoes, why would you beat him up like this? Look, one bag is wrapped in the other, it makes my heart ache for Auntie! Shut up first (Yan Luoqing wants to explain)! Wait until the elders finish talking before you can say you know? Didn’t your parents educate you before? Can you be a human being... (1000 words omitted below) Do you understand?”

Yan Luoqing was so dumbfounded by the scolding that she was blocked for the first time in her life and couldn't speak a word.It's really a scholar who meets an aunt, and the reason is hard to explain.After glaring at Zhao Xiaofu, he ran out of the corridor to get some air.

After only a few minutes of silence, the nurse came out: "Hey, you!"

Yan Luoqing gave her a suspicious look.

The aunt came over and dragged him: "You are the one talking, what are you doing? Your brother is not feeling well, so go and take care of him! I have something to deal with, so you take care of him first. You, how can you be like a big brother... ( 800 words omitted again)”

Yan Luoqing really wanted to spit out her dinner.

Zhao Xiaofu was transferred to the general ward for IV drip.

Yan Luoqing stood by the bed and stared at him intently, showing a gentle smile from time to time.

Zhao Xiaofu saw everything in his eyes, and his heart felt cold...

Someone's shiny teeth looked particularly embarrassing.

I had to close my eyes and pretend I didn't see anything.

But the ears are not quiet:

Because the patients in the same room (mostly women...) are whispering:

"That man is so handsome..." Zhao Xiaofu's heart skipped a beat, but he heard the next sentence, "The standing one." No eyesight!

"That's his younger brother, why doesn't he look alike?"

……

Damn, I met so many women when I was in such a mess.

Zhao Xiaofu was very haggard.

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This article has used titles such as "Inferior Man", "Get Out, Pinoyan" and so on.Finally changed the name.