Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

Ding dong.

Yan Luoqing touched the phone following the sound, glanced at it, and found a text message.

"Baby, it's 12 o'clock, happy birthday, the gift fee has been remitted to your card, buy whatever you want..."

You don't need to look at the name to know that it was sent by my mother.

Yan Luoqing snorted, threw the phone back on the table, and continued to read the heavy psychology book in her hand.

"...perhaps the most striking example of progress in applied psychology is that psychologists now include homophobia as a topic of study. Previously, experts had been trying to identify the causes of homosexuality with the aim of eliminating them. Now they then look for the source of the anti-gay sentiment..."

What kind of mess, can't you say something meaningful?

such as……

The sudden sound of ping-pong and laughter from next door interrupted his thoughts.

He took the book and smashed on the door. After smashing for a long time, the noise was still there, and he couldn't help kicking the door open: "You tear down the wall..." Before the words finished, the person was already stunned.

The people in the room also froze for a moment, and their movements froze.

There was not only one person in the room, besides Zhao Xiaofu, there was also a strange young man.

I saw two people, one holding a mop, the other holding a broom and a pillow, waving weapons, and fighting close to each other.

What's the matter, a thief broke into the house?

The stranger and Yan Luoqing looked at each other for 3 seconds, couldn't help laughing, dropped the mop, and said apologetically, "Sorry, I made you sleep because of the noise?"

"He hasn't slept yet," Zhao Xiaofu threw the pillow back on the bed, and introduced to Yan Luoqing, "Here, Song Yizhou, come to visit us today."

When did you come?Yan Luoqing was very surprised, and suddenly remembered that she didn't come home until after ten o'clock today, and went into the room as soon as she got home and took a shower, no wonder she didn't know.Thinking of how he was now wrapped in a bath towel, he nodded to the guests, closed the door and left.

... What's going on, Song?How come it sounds familiar.

"What does your roommate do?" Song Yizhou fell onto his bed.

Zhao Xiaofu sat down on the edge of the bed, and then fell back on his stomach, "It seems to be broke."

"How did you meet?"

"……High school classmates."

"It's so complicated." Song Yizhou yawned, "By the way, don't forget about tomorrow's garden party. Go to bed first." After speaking, he tilted his head and fell asleep.

Zhao Xiaofu was stunned: "Aren't you going back? Huh?" Patting Song Yizhou had no response, and cursed: "Damn, this is a single bed!"

I had no choice but to squeeze together, although the place was twice as small as usual, but because I was too sleepy, I still fell asleep.

I was squeezed awake in the middle of the night, my mouth was so dry, I got up in a daze, tripped over by the person next to me, and staggered to the living room to pour water without turning on the light.

Feeling the darkness to quench his thirst, he found someone slowly approaching from behind, Zhao Xiaofu didn't turn his head back: "Did you sleep?"

The man didn't speak, and walked forward again.

Then Zhao Xiaofu felt something was placed on his waist, thin, hard... He lowered his head and touched it: "What?" His finger touched the thin piece, it was so cold.Pause, this texture...how does it look like...

Water, fruit knife? !

"What do you do in the middle of the night..."

Suddenly the door to the next room opened with a creak, and the person inside came out with frizzy hair.

The one who came out was Yan Luoqing...

Zhao Xiaofu swallowed, Song Yizhou was still dead asleep on the bed, Yan Luoqing was opposite...then who is behind this now?

His waist felt cold, and he was about to struggle, but the knife on his waist stabbed inward, and a low hiss came from his ears.

"What are you doing?" Yan Luoqing's voice was hoarse, her face was sleepy, she didn't look at the darkness in this corner of the living room at all, she probably thought it was Zhao Xiaofu and Song Yizhou, and walked towards the toilet.

With the toilet door closed, Zhao Xiaofu continued to swallow: "Who are you..." The knife on his waist pierced the pajamas with a hiss, the cold blade hit his skin, a thick arm strangled his throat, Zhao Xiaofu knew nothing Mouth.

The toilet door opened, and Zhao Xiaofu watched Yan Luoqing come out without moving, then walked in front of him, and then walked into the door... His mood sank little by little as he didn't enter the door: I rely on your mother , you will die if you look this way too much!

The moment she was about to close the door, Yan Luoqing seemed to realize something, and gave them a strange look: "What are you doing there?"

"It's okay." Zhao Xiaofu said according to the strength and instructions of the fruit knife, and took the opportunity to add, "There is a ghost in my room, the two of us came out to avoid the evil..."

"..." Yan Luoqing sneered, and slammed the door shut.

Looking at the door, Zhao Xiaofu was so angry that his internal organs ached: My mother, this is a blatant statement!You really think I'm afraid of ghosts!

The people behind seemed to be relieved, and the blade also left, Zhao Xiaofu hurriedly said: "Brother, it's all right, can you let me go?"

The man put the knife on his neck and said in a low voice, "Lead me to the door, quick!"

Zhao Xiaofu pointed to the gate: "It's so close, why don't you just walk in?"

"Stop talking! Take me there!" the man gritted his teeth and whispered.

Zhao Xiaofu could only slowly move towards the door in this awkward posture with his arms strangled and his neck held by a knife...

When he got to the door, Zhao Xiaofu clearly heard movement outside the door, and the person signaled him to open the door.

What the hell is going on here?Zhao Xiaofu was angry and frightened, his mind hadn't completely got rid of the chaos of waking up from the dream, he only regretted why he couldn't hold his breath and didn't wait for dawn to drink water...

Zhao Xiaofu said it was too dark to see clearly, so the knife pressed into the skin, although it didn't cut through, but the coolness penetrated into the flesh, and the skin was numb, so he had to feel the darkness to move the door latch.

Suddenly there were several light knocks outside the door, which were still regular, twice hard and twice soft.

The man hissed towards the door, and whispered through the door: "Someone is awake, wait another 5 minutes."

Zhao Xiaofu paused: NND, this is the scene of a burglary!what to do?Now one of those two SBs is in a dream, and the other is on the way to the dream... just count on me?

The blade on his neck made Zhao Xiaofu hesitate for a second: Forget it, let them grab it all...

Wait, these people shouldn't kill people and kill grass and roots, right?

Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaofu pretended to turn the door latch, while secretly freeing his left hand, and went around to the shelf by the door.

If he remembers correctly, there is a long-handled umbrella there all the year round...

The surface of the umbrella was covered with black lines on a crimson background, and it seemed to be a gift from some newspaper. Because it was very heavy, almost no one used it, and the head of the umbrella was very sharp...

It should be... right here.

Caught empty-handed.

Depend on!Zhao Xiaofu cursed in his heart: Damn you Yan, you don't move sooner or later, but you move today!Curse your ancestor!

As soon as he finished cursing, his left hand touched the handle of the umbrella.

I guess I just touched the wrong place in a panic...

Zhao Xiaofu didn't think too much, grabbed the umbrella, slipped backwards, dodged the blade, and poked at the man fiercely with his hand.

It seemed that he had hit a vital point, and the man squatted on the ground covering his face after a scream.

Just as Zhao Xiaofu wanted to take the opportunity to yell "There is a thief", the man immediately recovered and rushed forward and strangled him by the neck.

...What kind of person is this, he recovered too quickly, he is too well-trained!

Just as Zhao Xiaofu sighed that my life was over with tears streaming down his face, there was a muffled sound from the person in front, and then his neck loosened, the knife fell to the ground crisply, and something limp fell on him.

When he realized that he was lying on top of a person, the floor of the living room lit up.

Turning her head, Yan Luoqing looked down at the two of them on the ground with a rice cooker in her hand.

Zhao Xiaofu looked up at Yan Luoqing, who couldn't see his expression clearly because of the backlight, with teary eyes, as if he saw Jesus with a halo.

5 minute later.

"The window is closed?"

"Okay. He... called the police?" Zhao Xiaofu asked.

"Sleep after signing up? Call again tomorrow morning."

Zhao Xiaofu nodded, and glanced at the man, "Will he wake up?"

Yan Luoqing took a sip of water: "What if I wake up."

...Yes, it can't be done.

Zhao Xiaofu glanced at the man hanging upside down by the kitchen door with his mouth glued to his mouth. His head was facing a pot of smelly urine... Thinking of something, "It seems that there are people outside the door..."

Yan Luoqing knocked on the door panel and said to the outside: "Hey, he's dead." There was a dead silence outside the door.He shrugged, muttered 'sleepy', and walked to the room.

Zhao Xiaofu followed up happily.

Yan Luoqing turned her head: "What are you doing?"

Zhao Xiaofu yawned: "My bed is crowded, I'll sleep with you." On his side was a folding bed less than three feet away, and now there was one more person, while Yan Luoqing's side was a soft and comfortable double bed.

Yan Luoqing didn't speak, Zhao Xiaofu assumed his acquiesce, took the opportunity to squeeze in the door cheekily, turned to a position against the wall on the bed, lay down with a bang, and stretched his limbs loosely - Shu Chang.

Seeing that Yan Luoqing hadn't moved, he generously patted the open space next to the boss: "Come, come, you're welcome!"

Yan Luoqing was not polite to him, and lay down with a bang, and soon she breathed peacefully and fell into a dream.

In the dark, Zhao Xiaofu recalled the scene of fighting with the gangster just now, he was excited for a while, and at some point his consciousness was swept away by the dream.

When Zhao Xiaofu woke up, there was no one around. He rubbed his face and went out, facing Song Yizhou with a panicked expression.

"You didn't get up until nine o'clock...the police came just now!" Song Yizhou told him dancing, "Do you know that your house last night..."

"I know."

Song Yizhou's eyes widened: "How do you know?"

Zhao Xiaofu gave him an overview of what happened last night, and he was dumbfounded, "Damn it, you didn't wake me up when such a big thing happened, and I said why did I wake up in the kitchen?" There is still one person hanging..."

Zhao Xiaofu laughed at him for a long time, and Song Yizhou suddenly yelled: "It's 9 o'clock, I'm going to be late!" He rushed out the door.

He walked for 2 minutes and Zhao Xiaofu burst out laughing: It's summer vacation now!

Scanning the living room, seeing Yan Luoqing reading a newspaper on the sofa with his legs crossed, Zhao Xiaofu couldn't help asking: "Hey, what happened to that thief last night?"

"The police say it's a gang of veterans, and it's been running for 3 months."

Zhao Xiaofu thought for a while: "How did he get in?"

"From the balcony next door." Yan Luoqing raised her head from the newspaper when she said this, "The two houses next door have been stolen."

Zhao Xiaofu broke into a sweat, darling, it's too fucking dangerous to live here, right?

After washing up in the bathroom, I looked in the mirror and suddenly found a reddish line across my neck. I touched it with my fingers and felt a dull pain. I hissed and yelled into the living room: "Damn, I was wiped by that thief with a knife last night." The skin is broken, I just discovered it today. Fortunately, there is no bleeding..." He walked to the sofa and showed the wound to Yan Luoqing, "Look, I have a long one. Is there any medicine, I will disinfect it."

Yan Luoqing looked at the injury along his fingers, and said lightly: "I have given you medicine."

Zhao Xiaofu's eyes widened: "When?"

"In the morning, you fell asleep."

"That's it... no wonder it's slippery to the touch." Zhao Xiaofu clutched his neck, turned around and went back to the room, unconsciously his back felt cold: I slept so dead?

Sitting in front of the computer, pressing the power button, staring at the black computer screen in a daze, the scene of Yan Luoqing applying medicine to his sleeping neck appeared in front of his eyes, and the dazed kiss that night overlapped and emerged...

The computer screen suddenly lit up, Zhao Xiaofu was startled, came back to his senses, and touched the mouse while muttering: "Damn." How could he forget this thing last night, and even went to sleep there, his mind was in a mess. short circuit?

It wasn't a big deal at first, but it would feel weird if I had a grudge.

By the way, did that kiss really exist?Could it be a hallucination that appeared when he was burned out?

As the days passed, the memories diluted by time became more and more unreal.

Forget it, think too much.

Zhao Xiaofu shook his head and opened the web search engine.

"What," Yan Luoqing looked at the person opposite with the notebook in disbelief, "Psychological test??"

Zhao Xiaofu looked calm, "Yes, this test is super accurate..."

Yan Luoqing sneered, "How old are you?" He really couldn't think of any other people besides women who would play with this kind of thing.

Zhao Xiaofu suppressed his anger, "Tsk, stop rambling... 1. If you were a striped cat, what color of fur would you like? You can only choose two."

"...Why do I have to be a cat?" Yan Luoqing has never been interested in test games.

"Fuck, can you cooperate?" Zhao Xiaofu kicked the coffee table.

"...Black and white." After weighing the balance, Yan Luoqing felt that the cooperation should cost less words.

"2. When you come to a store, you see something you like for the first time. What is this thing?"

"Soy sauce." The soy sauce at home seems to be running out...

"..." Zhao Xiaofu glanced at him, "Change the same."

"Salt." The salt was used up.

Zhao Xiaofu was speechless, "Are these two things missing in your life?"

Yan Luoqing was slightly surprised, "Can this test give me what I lack in my life?"

Zhao Xiaofu's face twitched, "I'll give you another chance, I won't wait until the time passes."

"Then towels." It seemed that his own towels should be changed too.

"You don't have any high-quality hobbies?"

... so many requirements for a psychological test?Looking at Zhao Xiaofu's face full of contempt, Yan Luoqing thought for a while, "Tie."

"Just the tie? Don't regret it." Zhao Xiaofu ticked off the notebook.

What is there to regret seeing a tie in a store, Yan Luoqing is simply unbelievable.

......

"Question 13, you were called handsome by a beautiful woman in the swimming pool, which cup do you think her breasts are?"

"Wait a minute," Yan Luoqing couldn't help asking, "Aren't I a cat?" What kind of test is this, and the direction of the question seems to be getting more and more biased.

Zhao Xiaofu was very impatient, "I don't care so much, just answer."

"C."

"Okay, it's done. Thank you for your cooperation." After finishing speaking, Zhao Xiaofu got up straight and walked towards the gate.

Yan Luoqing watched him open the door, go out, close the door, disappear, and it took him a long time to realize: "...gone?"

What is the answer? ? ?

After pondering the test questions at home for a long time, Yan Luoqing only came to one conclusion: it was inexplicable.

The phone is ringing, Gao Hanyue?

After hesitating for a while, he picked it up, "Have you returned to the United States?"

The other side laughed, "You have a good idea, I slipped back so easily, how could I go back so quickly?"

The two chattered for a long time, and Gao Hanyue's tone suddenly became serious: "By the way, you haven't seen Zhao Zuo in the past six months?"

Yan Luoqing twitched her index finger, "No."

"Damn it, this kid really evaporated!" Gao Hanyue, "I just sent an email to my family saying that I want to go out and relax, and there will be no more news."

"It's dead."

"Don't curse, this is my buddy."

"Then wish him luck."

"Zhao Zuo's blog is still being updated, and the last blog was written last month..."

Yan Luoqing interrupted suddenly, "The battery is dead, please." Hang up and turn off the phone.

Almost forgot about business.

When Zhao Xiaofu came home, the light in Yan Luoqing's room was still on, but there was no one in there, and there was the sound of running water in the bathroom.

"Washing so early." Zhao Xiaofu went into his room, saw that the computer was still on, and the web blog was still in the state of editing text, clicked on it, "Ha, still writing a diary..." Life is like this, going around Then came to City D again, but was just a passenger on the train...'" Eh?What did you write, did he go to City D today? City D also takes 5 minutes by plane, let’s break it.

There was the sound of the door opening in the bathroom, Zhao Xiaofu hurriedly put down the mouse, and walked into the living room as if nothing had happened, facing Yan Luoqing who came out wiping her hair.

"I'm back." Yan Luoqing glanced at him, remembered something, and stopped in her tracks, "What exactly is that test about?"

Zhao Xiaofu sat down on the sofa, turned on the computer, "Oh, it's nothing, aren't you not interested?"

Yan Luoqing gave him a gouged look, and her voice turned to a gentle line, "Are you itchy?"

"Let me see," Zhao Xiaofu took out a notebook from his pocket, "It says that you have been doing well recently, and you will fall in love with a beautiful woman with a C cup at first sight. You happened to be wearing a black and white striped tie that day. Then you will send She's a tomcat..."

This... What kind of shit is this?

Yan Luoqing's entire face froze into an expression about to twitch, and she grabbed the notebook in his hand with one hand. As expected, there was no above content in the notebook...

Zhao Xiaofu laughed until he was rolling on the sofa.

"Be careful." Yan Luoqing walked back to the room with a dark face, sat in front of the computer, and reached for the mouse, but touched a small long cardboard box.After being stunned for a moment, he opened it, and a brand new black and white striped tie fell out.

Zhao Xiaofu smiled brightly on the sofa and said, "Happy birthday."

Yan Luoqing was really stunned there.

"I saw your text message." Zhao Xiaofu explained.

That birthday wish text?Yan Luoqing suddenly understood, the corners of her mouth raised high at an angle that Zhao Xiaofu couldn't see.

3 points in the early hours.

Yan Luoqing was startled awake.

After looking at the ceiling for a long time, I realized that the mobile phone by the bed was vibrating tirelessly.

Tsk, forgot to turn it off?

Just as I was about to press the hang-up button, I glanced at the caller ID—an old woman.

Frowning, he picked up: "Mom? What are you doing, do you know how late it is?"

From the other end came a distant and delicate female voice: "Baby~ What did you buy for yourself as a birthday present? Tell Mommy, Mommy really wants to know."

Yan Luoqing smoothed the goosebumps on her arms in disgust, "What are you calling in the middle of the night?" Mommy, you are so tall!I have never called such a disgusting word since I was born, okay?

"It's morning here, um~~ You're 27 now, why don't you still refuse to call me Mommy? It's okay to be weird when you were young, but why are you still like this when you grow up..."

"Your son is only 25." Yan Luoqing reminded him friendly.It's strange how you are.

"Huh? I... Did I remember wrongly?"

"Yesterday was my sister's birthday." Yan Luoqing rolled her eyes, is this really my real mother?

"Hey, then she didn't tell me when I remitted her birthday fee in January? Could it be that January is your birthday?" The other end suddenly realized.

Yan Luoqing sighed, "You tell me directly, which orphanage did my sister and I pick up?"

"You seem to have picked it up on Zhongshan Road... Shiqing is in the Happy Welfare Institute... Wow, you don't know, you were so cute when I picked you up! How could you know that everyone is heartless now..."

... I really dare to accept it!Yan Luoqing was speechless. If he wasn't exactly the same as his father when he was young, and his elder sister copied this woman, he would really have to check his life experience.

"Oh hehehe! You are all transformed from Mommy's egg cells~ I still remember the bloody look when you were pulled out of the Y tract by the nurse..."

"Didn't you say I had a caesarean section?"

"...too many births, I can't remember clearly."

"Only two P's."

"There are also Sixiao and Jingxian."

"Those two are your ex-husband's nephews, your son's cousins, they have nothing to do with your egg cells..."

"They're all kids, why worry so much..."

Yan Luoqing slapped her upper eyelids, "...I'm so sleepy, I'll hit you sooner next time, bye." From the corner of her eye, she suddenly caught a glimpse of the new tie on the table, her face subconsciously floated, something she didn't even notice. With a smile, I added, "By the way, Mom, thank you."