Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

after dinner.

Yan Luoqing looked at someone who came upstairs after wiping her mouth after eating, coughed intentionally, and signaled that the pile of cups and plates on the table was messed up.

Zhao Xiaofu was in pain, and slowly stretched out his carrot-shaped left thumb.

Yan Luoqing frowned disdainfully and waved her hand to let her go.

After watching the TV, Yan Luoqing pushed open the door of her room, and suddenly saw Zhao Xiaofu lying on his computer watching the web.

Hearing Yan Luoqing's door opening, someone hurriedly closed a bunch of things, and then rushed out with lightning speed.

Yan Luoqing hurried to kill the virus on the computer, then looked at a webpage that Zhao Xiaofu had searched:

Men's Health Network?

What's wrong with this kid, hair loss?Moles?still……?

Yan Luoqing couldn't help laughing as she fantasized about it.

Around nine in the morning the next day.

City Seventh Hospital.

Someone sneakily appeared at the entrance of the hospital, wandered around for what seemed like a quarter of an hour, and finally walked in without hesitation.

reception area.

Nurse (without looking up): "Which aspect?"

Zhao Xiaofu: "Uh..."

Nurse (looks up): "Hurry up, don't you see so many people waiting behind you!"

Zhao Xiaofu (biting the bullet): "It's...the one below, the problem."

Nurse: "Huh? What?"

Zhao Xiaofu (bleak): "That's it."

Nurse: "You are a big man, why can't you even speak clearly, what the hell is it? Tell me clearly!"

Zhao Xiaofu: "%...—*"

Nurse: "Speak up!"

Zhao Xiaofu became angry: "Genitals!!"

The nurse was also angry: "Isn't it just the genitals, tell me earlier!" A list was thrown out in two seconds.

Zhao Xiaofu turned around holding the list, but saw the man behind him grinning happily.He lowered his head and rushed in with strides, full of grief and indignation: Why are people like this now?Those who should have professional ethics have no professional ethics, and those who should have social morals have no social morals!The world is declining, people's hearts are not old...

What about genitals?Could it be called that?penis?Small dick? XX?

Suddenly, the man's voice came from behind: "Urology."

As a result, the urologist took a look at his symptoms and sent him to surgery.

"Zhao Xiaofu."

There was a long-awaited call in the surgical consulting room.

I was a little apprehensive, don't meet that person.

As a result, when I went in and took a look, my heart was cold, and it really was that.

Zhao Xiaofu sat in front of Qi Han very unceremoniously: "Aren't you the only one in surgery?" There was no one in surgery, so he shook his head.

Qi Han looked at him with hanging eyes: "Zhao Afu? Why, don't you remember carrots?"

"..." It would be great if this person could drink water and choke to death in a second. I don't know how many patients can be benefited.

Qi Han checked it casually and wrote a list: "Take some medicine according to this and it's OK."

Zhao Xiaofu pulled up his trousers, with a suspicious expression on his face: "Is there really no problem?" He had to wonder, this guy just took a glance at the prescription, and he didn't know if it was safe or not.

Qi Han impatiently knocked on the table with his pen: "Aren't you impotent and premature, so you don't need to make such a fuss. There are patients behind me."

Zhao Xiaofu picked up the medicine list and was trying to understand the scribbled handwriting when there was a knock on the door.

Qi Han: "COMEIN."

Zhao Xiaofu glanced at the man, and reflexively stuffed the list into his pocket: "Why are you here?!"

It was Yan Luoqing who came.

Yan Luoqing ignored him, but angrily threw a paper bag on Qi Han's table: "Next time, don't leave this kind of thing in my house, and trouble me to bring it to you."

Qi Han smiled with a dead face: "Yes, next time you leave something at my house, I will send it to you. It will be regarded as a reward."

"I don't seem to know you very well." He pulled his tie, sat down, and poured water for himself.

"Come on, if it's not cooked, it's not cooked. We are half-cooked, just the kind that can be eaten."

"Have you eaten too much steak recently?"

"Yeah, my wife's steak is delicious."

When these two chattered, the people next to them were startled: "So you know each other!"

The two turned their heads together.

Qi Han: "We've known each other for 20 years." As he spoke, he reached out to pat Yan Luoqing's head.

Yan Luoqing: "Didn't I tell you? I don't know you, but I can still get a 8% discount at this hospital?" Slapped Lushan's claw off.

Zhao Xiaofu was completely speechless, and at the same time verified a common saying: Birds of a feather flock together!The price was still 8% off that day?

Yan Luoqing glanced at him suspiciously, and asked Qi Han with a half-smile, "What's wrong with him, his fingers are going to be amputated?"

Zhao Xiaofu's waist stiffened, and he winked at Qi Han: "Oh, it's just a small problem."

"It's nothing, it's just a slight bruise on the genitals. He asked me to prescribe some medicine for fear of affecting the development of the next generation." Qi Han went to get the paper bag with a smile, without looking at him.

Zhao Xiaofu felt something crumbling with a bang, and rushed out without caring about someone's gleeful expression.

Zhao Xiaofu took the medicine and went home, looking in surprise at someone who had already arrived home and was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper: "Why are you here?" Isn't it working time now?

Yan Luoqing turned a page: "Go aside."

Zhao Xiaofu just remembered that today is the weekend, snorted and ran to the kitchen to fry Chinese medicine.

Looking out through the glass door of the kitchen, I happened to see someone shaking his shoulders while holding a newspaper with his back to him.Not only the shoulders were shaking, but the newspaper was also shaking violently.

There are usually three reasons for such jitter:

1. Cramps

2. Epilepsy

3....sneaking

After ruling out the first two, Zhao Xiaofu angrily rushed over and pulled his newspaper: "What are you laughing at?"

Yan Luoqing snatched back the newspaper strangely: "Laughing breaks the law?"

"If you have the guts, just laugh at me openly. What kind of man is a snickering man?"

Yan Luoqing raised her eyebrows: "Where am I not upright?" After a pause, she glanced at him and said, "Why am I laughing at you?"

"You..." Zhao Xiaofu also sensed something was wrong, and glanced at the name of the newspaper: Hilarious Weekend...? !

Yan Luoqing suddenly remembered something and laughed loudly: "Oh, you mean your lower body? I almost forgot if I didn't mention it. You became a eunuch?"

Zhao Xiaofu silently knew what digging his own grave was.