Man in high heels, you are mighty and coquettish

The author has something to say: Special reminder: 1. There are countless lightning points, especially for the character of Zhuang Niang, who brings his own lightning rod before reading.

2. Although it is about men's sex, you don't need to look at men's sex. In addition, the interpretation of emotions from Feiqi's perspective may be a little different from the previous ones. I will explain after the end. If you have seen men's children's shoes, you must be mentally prepared.

3. For students who can’t understand Weibo, you can read the Weibo and the plot separately, and you only need to pay attention to the two IDs of Xiao Nezha and Fuckingyoung in the Weibo ID, mainly to write about their interaction

Lin Fengyunlu, whore bitch in the magic city: Tired of those old gangsters on weekdays, today I want to introduce to you a little country master @金刚巴比比. Online celebrities, the source of milk is very good, girls, hurry up and ask for more, show your face, the cute master will give everyone his ins account~

Reply all:

Ke Dong: New face?Why didn't you show your face, handsome or not?But the figure is really good, the chest muscles are great.

SNM: This figure is heavenly!I recognize the ugly face!Does the empress have his WeChat account?Ask for a private message.

Little Nezha: Where is the beauty of a man with straight breast hyperplasia?Oh, the 18 line must not be higher.

Chen Li: Damn it, Xiao Nezha, a famous commentator in Jiaodong, is here! ! ! !

I’m your father on the right: photo with scissor feet//@: little Nezha: how beautiful is it for a man to practice straight mammary gland hyperplasia?Oh, the 18 line must not be higher.

Hua'er replied to @小哪周: Well, we all know that you only love socialites @Fuckingyoung.

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Fei Qi was bored waiting for people at the airport, so he casually clicked into the meager recommendation of this large size.

There are not many fans of King Kong Barbie. The home page is full of reposted makeup and male models. Clicking on the original is mostly landscape pictures. It can be seen that he has been to many places, and I feel that he has seen a lot of corner alleys. , protruding forward and backward, with a coquettish figure, but she doesn't show her face alone, which can't make people happy.

The latest update has no picture, just a paragraph of text: Sisters, don’t be shy when you meet a man who suits your taste, go for it with all your might, maybe he’ll be blind if you’re ugly, or stupid if you’re a shemale .

Because Fei Qi just started playing on Weibo, he has followed three people right now. He really lacks social information. In order to keep in touch with the times, he immediately followed this King Kong Barbie, thinking that even if the person is ugly, at least he can learn about makeup. .

For Fei Qi, this kind of reaction is one of the few times when his brain is misaligned, because he has never been a fashion person, he is just an honest businessman.

As a businessman, he has invested in many projects over the years and lost money year after year. Finally, a newly opened KTV finally made some money, and he can finally be called a prosperous life in his thirties.

As for honesty, it means that Fei Qi has been in the business for so many years, one is not glib, and the other is not flirting with girls, just makes money, never engages in improper relationships between men and women, belongs to the low-key role model in the eyes of big bosses, and the morality of the street office The pacesetter, the super small penis in the heart of a big girl.

In fact, they didn't see through Fei Qi.

Fei Qi is not a local. He bought a house in Putuo District two years ago. The balcony faces south. It is very windy at night when the windows are open. There is also a painting on the side wall. All the sun-drenched colors were lost, but at night, the lights of the city dimmed one by one, and it also regained the fatigue of the day, and became soft and gloomy again.

Very occasionally, Fei Qi would bring a bottle of Budweiser to the past. At the end of the day, he would drink and look at the fake flowers. The light and shadow faded away. Feeling that Ying Jianghu is missing.

But at this time, Jiang Wei would usually go over and close the window, and then tell Fei Qi to blow the wind on the air conditioner and blow it hard, so as not to let in a bunch of mosquitoes, biting all over his body.

Fei Qi and Jiang Wei met on a gay dating app.

It's a long story, because Fei Qi had never been in a relationship until he was in his twenties, and the main reason why Fei Qi became an older virgin is not ruled out because of his personality. It’s because he looks too serious, he has never laughed while watching a sketch, let alone talking and chatting, with a man like him, men dare not fall in love with him, let alone women, plus Fei Qiqingdou Opened late, and struggled with sexual orientation for many years, always hesitating whether to find a girlfriend or a boyfriend. In short, various reasons delayed Fei Qi's good time.

Fei Qi didn’t take it seriously at first, but later on when she got older, she started to feel a little anxious. They say that you can meet love around the corner with a handful of handsome men and beautiful women on the street, but Fei Qi has not said that you will meet love around the corner after all these years. , He didn't even meet anyone standing on the street around the corner. In the end, Fei Qi could only hope and modern technology, learned to register a software, and after a long time of tinkering, he finally succeeded in uploading his own profile picture.

Fei Qi hardly takes pictures, so his self-portrait skills are not very good, which makes his photo not good. Not only does his face appear wide from the angle, the light is not good, his eyes are red eyes, and his head is shaved straight Green stubble, looks like a gangster.

Comrade is actually quite afraid of his type. After all, he is happy to have a date. If he goes to a wrong posture and does not perform well, it will affect his mood if he gets angry and gets beaten up, so Fei Qi is very uncomfortable on the top. He was very popular, and was unanimously coldly received by everyone. He set a record on JACKED that no one paid attention to it even for two days.

Fei Qi still remembers the first sentence they said.

A netizen named Tota Li Niangniang asked Fei Qi: Hey buddy, is that you in the photo?

Fei Qi replied: It's me.

Tota Li Niangniang: You are so ugly and you want to be G? You are not welcome in the G circle, so go away.

Fei Qi: ..

Tota Li Niangniang: I'm so upset today. Although this is a dating software, I don't have a date anymore. How about we make a date?

Fei Qi: Why can I only make appointments when I come up?

Tota Li Niangniang: Give me a quick word, do you want to make an appointment?

Fei Qi saw that the distance between the two of them was only 0.05 kilometers on JACKED, so she replied: I'm at the gate of Jinshajiang Community, come here, let's find an alley.

It was nine o'clock in the evening that day, and Fei Qi waited for less than 5 minutes, when a handsome guy emerged from the nearby restaurant.

To say that Jiang Wei is handsome, 80.00% of him is handsome because of his figure, he is too straight, he is tall and long-legged and can dress up, but his face is not bad, he has short and refreshing hair, his mouth is curved, and he smiles in a naughty way Ruffian.

At that time, Jiang Wei drank a lot of wine, his body was swaying, and he punched drunk all the way.

Fei Qi stood next to the car, watching this buddy squinting his eyes and looking around on the street, and finally met Fei Qi and actually came to ask Fei Qi if he saw a man, and emphasized that he was a big bald man.

With the light of the street lamp, Fei Qiting took a closer look at Jiang Wei. His oval face and long eyelashes were wet, as if he had just washed his face.

Jiang Wei drank a lot, and it was already annoying to ask Fei Qi that Fei Qi didn't talk, and he couldn't find that 'seventh brother', so he just made up for it and hugged Fei Qi on the spot, it's a pity that he Before he raised his hand, he let go of his throat, and Tu Feiqi directly put it on his hand.

Poor Fei Qi was about to give Jiang Wei a mouthful, but unexpectedly raised his hand to catch a handful of spit, but the fight failed, but Jiang Wei lay on Fei Qi's shoulder and cried for half an hour, and Fei Qi's heart softened when he cried. , hands are dry.

Just like this, it has been four years now, and the two have been together for the second year. Jiang Wei chased Fei Qi, and Fei Qi went from being awkward at the beginning to going smoothly later. The biggest feeling is the two words Son - appropriate.

The two of them don't even quarrel when they are suitable, they fight directly when there is fire, Fei Qi is a professional, Jiang Wei is not a vegetarian, he is well trained in playing crotch and elbow, and neither of them is angry overnight Get used to it, what to do after the fight, and never get awkward.

In short, life has passed day by day, passed through freshness, passed through running-in, and now is dull, life seems to have a lot of the same taste.

When Fei Qi met Jiang Wei in front of Exit [-], Jiang Wei was tearing up the airline sticker on the box with his waist down. The box was the RIMOWA that Jiang Wei had just bought. It was just an ordinary business trip, and Jiang Wei actually replaced the previous Japanese product which was also of good quality, and the box Jiang Wei had only used for a year, and it was not broken or old.

Jiang Wei's reply to this surprised Fei Qi: "Boycott Japanese goods, start with me, come on, Lao Qi, smash your mobile phone."

Fei Qi put the phone in his pocket: "My phone belongs to Samsung."

Jiang Wei squeezed the sticker in his palm and straightened his waist: "Isn't it mainly because your mobile phone should be replaced...Apple will release a new one soon, let's say goodbye to the old and welcome the new."

Fei Qi pulled his suitcase and walked forward: "As long as I can answer the phone, I don't really need other functions."

"Don't you still check Weibo?"

"I just pay attention to those few people, and it doesn't make much sense to play."

Jiang Wei closed his mouth, adjusted the sunglasses on his face, and did not speak again.

They walked all the way in silence, got out of the airport and got into the car, Fei Qi put the suitcase in the trunk, Jiang Wei sat in the driver's seat, took off his sunglasses, and started the car.

Fei Qi was a little surprised: "Are you driving? Are you not tired?"

Jiang Wei rested his fingers on the steering wheel and looked ahead: "I just want to drive today."

Fei Qi went around to the other side, got into the co-pilot, and just got in when Jiang Wei slammed the gas pedal and started to drive wildly on the airport expressway.

Intense rock music was playing in the car, Jiang Wei clenched the steering wheel tightly, with a ferocious expression on his face, he drove faster and faster, overtaking all the way, as if to send both of them to the west.

Fei Qi said something to Jiang Wei, told him to drive slowly, saw that Jiang Wei didn't respond and didn't talk nonsense, and lit a cigarette for himself, sat next to him and played with Jiang Wei's iPhone, and took a look at his meager account by the way.

Jiang Wei is the person who came to play Weibo at the beginning of life and death. He was also the first follower of Fei Qi. Jiang Wei's Weibo name is schizophrenia, which seems to be the pinyin of Nanta. Anyway, Fei Qi doesn't know what it means, and Jiang Wei Wei's attitude towards Weibo is the same as his string of random pinyin, reposting lottery benefits all day long, nothing serious.

In addition to playing Weibo, Jiang Wei also likes to chat with Kedi, but I don’t know what kind of mentality it is, but he never has sex, and he never cheats on Fei Qi, and the chat records are all there.

Jiang Wei's behavior is relatively open and aboveboard. He never plays the tricks of uninstalling when he is with his boyfriend, and then reinstalling behind his back.

Jiang Wei has a lot of friends. Because of the mixed circle, the gay circle in this place is neither big nor small. At first glance, I feel that there are G everywhere. After a long time, it is actually just those few people. The party is getting tired of gathering, but After all, it is a first-tier city, and there is an influx of new fresh meat every day, and sometimes you can chat with good ones, not to be friends with benefits, but also to make friends.

Regardless of whether there are companions or not, this group is like this. Looking at the bluffing, they are relatively lonely in their hearts, have no sense of security, and like to keep getting to know the same kind.

Although Jiang Wei was on a business trip, he obviously didn't need to pick up the guest emperor. The chat history at the top was five days ago. Fei Qi was so shaken by the music that he had a headache.

Entering the urban area, Jiang Wei slowly slowed down the car, turned his face slightly, and smiled at Fei Qi: "What are you looking at? Do you think it's good to see it as love at first sight in front of me?"

Because the headshots on the screen are all men, the blonde girl is particularly eye-catching in it. Fei Qi looked at it for a while, and then clicked in to see the big picture and self-introduction.

ID: Barbie Youyou, 177780.5

Self-introduction: Some LOW guys want to ask me out again. After the date, they think I'm too motherly. Why don't you think my Madagascar waist is too fast when you get fucked and fucked?

Fei Qi directly pressed the HOME button, and extinguished the unfinished cigarette.

It's been so many years, and some people have disappeared from the rivers and lakes, but unexpectedly, the receiving emperor met them.