Man in high heels, you are mighty and coquettish

"You can tell that his photo is from P, but you still think he is different from the photo?" Fei Qi shoved and waited: "Are you kidding me?"

You Hou comforted him: "Why are you still angry? Not angry, not angry..."

Fei Qi walked into the men's bathroom: "I'm not angry."

"Aren't you mad at your face like a donkey?"

"Should I be ridiculed for having a long face?"

"But your face is not long at all."

"Can I not count my face? It's just long."

"Okay, long," You Hou followed Fei Qi in, seeing Fei Qi went to the urinal, he leaned up naturally, he leaned against the tile wall, and the corner of his mouth bit by bit: "Then you are because of him Are you mad at chasing me?"

Fei Qi resisted the urge to urinate, and looked sideways at You Hou: "I've already said I'm not angry, why do you insist on saying I'm angry?"

You Hou laughed out loud, because he wiped his red lips and his teeth were white, there was an indescribably weird feeling:

"Okay, I won't ask any more, just pee."

Fei Qi blushed and pulled down his trousers, then looked up at him.

Fei Qi's gaze failed to repel You Hou, because You Hou didn't look up at Fei Qi at all, he was staring down at Fei Qi's crotch at the moment, concentrating on it, his eyes full of anticipation.

Fei Qi's mouth was dry with anger: "Can you go out?"

"Why?" You Hou Gan waited for the dew point to disappear, and was anxious in his heart: "Is this your private men's room?"

"I can't pee if you don't go out."

"Whether you pee or not is your problem. What does it have to do with me? It's not on me, so why give me so much power for nothing?" You Hou changed his stance: "Besides, how do you know if you can't pee if you don't try?" , do you need me to boo you?"

"Get out! Get out of here without stopping!"

"You don't have the right to ask me to leave. It's not your fault."

"This is my shop!"

"Hehe, I'll believe you when you say it's yours? Have you written your name?" You Hou stretched out a finger, scraped off some lipstick from his lips, and wrote You Hou on the tile in a flying motion: "Look, It's mine now."

Fei Qi was sweating from urinating, he was too lazy to mess around with You Hou, so he simply pulled up his pants chain, turned his head and went into the private room behind him, closed the door, and there was a loud knock when it was locked.

You Hou stared blankly at the door, and suddenly burst out: "My God, Fei Qi, you actually squatted to pee, are you a fucking man? Damn bitch!"

There was also a roar from inside the door: "I'm fucking standing!"

You Hou put away his contempt on his face, and told him thoughtfully: "Oh, Brother Seven, you have to be careful, don't pee on your feet, it will make you look older than wrinkles on your face."

After Fei Qi finished urinating, he pressed the flush button, and when he came out, You Hou was still standing there, with no intention of leaving at all.

Fei Qi just pretended she didn't see him, she should walk away, wash her hands.

You Hou followed him all the time: "Brother Seven, my internal affairs... that is... we met on Weibo, and we chatted because we thought it was a good idea. It's not like he was here today, but we haven't seen each other yet." As for myself, I texted him in the toilet to tell him what seat I was in."

"Help me, I don't want to eat at the same table with him at all, you see he's disgusting, and I'm too embarrassed to tear my face apart, after all, he charged me several phone bills..."

"I can't just leave now, I told him that I'm here, and my bag is still there."

"See, why don't you pretend to be me in the past, anyway, he has only seen pictures of my body but not my face, so if you pass by like this, it will definitely be pornographic."

Fei Qi didn't pay attention all the time, she couldn't help but said when she heard this sentence: "You mean I'm ugly?"

You Hou's head was shaking like a rattle: "No, no, brother Qi, what I mean is that you are stupid and tongue-twisting, you can only talk about shit, no matter how handsome you are, it doesn't matter."

Fei Qi took out a piece of paper, wiped his hands, and strode away, while You Hou's hand was like a water plant, he kept teasing Fei Qi until he dared not go out and stopped in place.

You Hou's voice was not too loud: "If you do me this favor, I will tell you a secret from before."

The dessert was ready, the waiter wrapped it up and held it in her hands, she looked around and found Fei Qi came out of the bathroom, and was planning to go there with her things, but she just took two steps, only to find that Fei Qi turned back with a blank expression .

The waiter was a waitress and couldn't follow the male boss into the bathroom, and it wasn't good for the cake, so he put the things back on the counter.

Fei Qi stood in front of You Hou, stared at him indifferently, and then went to look at the potted plants beside You Hou: "What's the secret?"

You Hou looked at Fei Qi with great interest: "I didn't see it, brother Qi, you're really curious."

"You, stop talking nonsense."

"You help me first before I tell you."

Fei Qi glanced at the mustache who frequently looked at his watch: "How can I pretend to be you? Even if we only look at the figure, our figure is too different."

Then he couldn't help saying: "Look at yourself, do you still look human?"

You Hou didn't care, he flicked his wig coquettishly: "If you think it's unreliable, then you can ask the waiter in your shop to ask him to leave."

"Don't you believe that this shop is mine?"

"Oh, I believe it. There is your KTV next to it. This Western restaurant is directly embedded in it. If you are so macho, you probably won't tolerate other businesses entering you."

"..." Fei Qi felt angry, but couldn't find any reason: "No, you can't drive away customers here."

"Just say that the restaurant closed early because there was no one there."

"Are you blind? Didn't you see that there are so many tables next to you?"

"Then pretend to be me," You Hou stretched out his hand, shaking Fei Qi coquettishly: "Go, go, look at him in such a hurry, it's so disgusting, the thought of him coming to the toilet to look I have goosebumps."

Because You Hou's hands are really strong, he acted coquettishly more fiercely than normal people, like driving a tractor, he almost didn't lose Fei Qihuang's airs.

Fei Qi was so annoyed by being shaken, she could only punch You Hou away with two straight fists, and went to the corner to tidy up the clothes that were messed up by You Hou.

Because western restaurants are mainly aimed at young people, the design is also more romantic and individual. The dining table is not big, and the lighting design is also interesting. The opposite face is softer.

When Mustache saw Fei Qi for the first time, he couldn't hide the joy in his eyes.

In fact, this bearded man is not ugly, it is the most typical style of G here, goatee, the hair on both sides is shaved very short, and the color of the clothes is simple but expensive.

He looked at Fei Qi with a smile, and the waiter also came over, pouring the pre-dinner appetizer sparkling wine into Fei Qi's glass with a confused face.

Mustache crossed his fingers, put it on his chin, and said softly: "Baby, you really surprised me."

The waiter shook his hand, and the wine almost spilled.

Fei Qi glanced unhappily at the waiter pouring the wine, then took out a cigarette from his pocket, took a candle and lit himself.

Mustache smiled even more vigorously: "Baby Youyou~"

Fei Qi had no expression on his face, as if he didn't intend to speak.

Fei Qi's indifference somewhat embarrassed the bearded man, he laughed at himself, corrected his attitude, and pointed to the little flower bag: "Is this your bag?"

Fei Qishi managed to squeeze out the word 'en' from his throat.

"I didn't expect you to be so talkative on WeChat, and you are so quiet..."

"..."

Mustache was breaking out in a cold sweat. He went into battle with a gun and went soft before fighting. He had prepared a lot of words, but now he was blocked by the cold face on the opposite side.

Fortunately, there was a lady with thick thighs sitting next to her, who could spark some topics. After the mustache glanced at it, he always felt that something was wrong, and then took a closer look, as if he had discovered a new world.

He sank his head and lowered his voice: "My God, Youyou, look to the side."

Fei Qi knew that Youhou was beside him, so he didn't move, and still focused on looking at Mustache.

He found that this mustache wasn't disgusting at all, although he wasn't handsome, but he was obviously rich, and he heard him calling so intimately, and he didn't know what kind of messy things they were talking about in private, thinking of this, Fei Qi I couldn't put into words what I felt in my heart, and when I caught up with Mustache and asked him something, I replied viciously: "What are you doing!"

Mustache doesn't care much: "This is a man... Oh my god..."

Fei Qi was furious, but he didn't lose his composure: "What's wrong with the man, this is his hobby."

Because Xiao Huzi was immersed in the shock and stared at You Hou again, he didn't notice the strangeness in Fei Qi's tone: "I don't discriminate against a man who has this hobby, but if you are white and thin, you can dress up beautifully, which is... too unlike Alright..."

"..."

"The wig is so fake, I really want to tear it off for him..."

"..."

There was a snort in the ashtray, which was the sound of a cigarette being extinguished. Mustache glanced at it, a little surprised: "Hey, you just took a puff..."

Fei Qiteng stood up, grabbed Mustache by the shoulder, and lifted him up: "Come on, let's find a place."

The author has something to say:

I saw some of the comments today, some said Brother Qi is the most important person in the pure love literary world, do you hope that Jiang Wei's derailment will cause Brother Seven to fall into the clutches of You Hou prematurely, and others express their resolute resistance to the appearance of Kang Playing...you don't have such disgusting people, you Hou and I have already hugged our necks and fainted in the background, provoking hahaha