Man in high heels, you are mighty and coquettish

Fei Qi froze, lowered her head, swiped her fingers, and began to swipe the phone screen endlessly.

Because he followed too few people, no one tweeted for a long time, but he persisted in scrolling, and saw Fuckingyoung posting another Weibo.

Fuckingyoung: I had a drink on a certain beach one year on vacation. It was a bit heavy that I wasn’t used to. I didn’t drink that kind of taste again after I came back. I just drank it according to the proportion. Or change it to something else The type. In fact, there is not much difference. It’s just that I often think of the cup that aroused my interest... Wonderful. It seems that there are many people passing by in my life. But I only remember that one clearly

For some reason, Fei Qi felt pleasing to the eye when he saw this Fuckingyoung for the first time, even though Fei Qi himself is not a literary artist, he can't get used to fake Wenqing on weekdays.

This kind of situation has happened before. Similarly, Fei Qi and Xiao Tang also hit each other unexpectedly. When they were on the southern border, due to the strong ultraviolet rays, they were surrounded by gangs of gangsters. It looked as if it had been burnt, only Xiao Tang was white.When the two met, Xiao Tang hadn't grown up yet, he was a half-sized boy with a slender body, he was often hugged and sat on the lap of the boss, but he was not honest, his legs were dangling, and he happily ate sunflower seeds , but there is blood in the nostrils, bruises on the wrists, and she is so thin that she can hardly see.

At that time, Fei Qi was in his twenties, and he was advocating strength and training his muscles fiercely. It stands to reason that he should not fall in love with such a little boy if he fell in love with anyone, but it was inexplicable. It is pleasing to the eye, and in the end it is almost as pleasing to the eye as spiritual dependence.

Therefore, the matter of Yan Yuan'er is more evil in Fei Qi, but when he saw this Fuckingyoung, he felt inexplicably unpleasant and irritable. He felt that this person's hair was thin and never had punctuation marks. Anyway, it makes people feel uncomfortable, and the annoying Fei Qi can't wait to rush over to help him order it, but Fei Qi can't go over after all, so he can only stare at the phone screen.

Fei Qi silently started the no-entry mode in the crowded environment. He lowered his head and swiped his phone over and over again, watching the meager forwarding reply slowly increase, and various emotions continued to ferment in the message.

Jiang Wei laughed loudly beside him, and the ashes flew out of the ashtray: "Actually, it's nothing. Our company's makeup artist likes to wear women's denim shorts, wide T or something. Of course, he is very thin, and he looks a little bit Like the kind of more androgynous woman."

Wang Bin put his arms around Jiang Wei's shoulders: "Let me tell you, You Hou is not the same as those thin-waisted pussies. On the contrary, she pretended to be very serious, and also pretended to be very unremarkable."

You Hou pushed Wang Bin, but his eyes flicked back and forth on Jiang Wei: "Who said I'm not pretending to be good, you are a village cannon, the aesthetics of Tiandechi, you let me pretend to be a fat girl, I'm sure It’s not like pretending to be a blonde, then, one by one, dazzling and colorful, one stop on the Tennessee National Highway, the driver of the cart stopped and whistled one after another, and there were people who were too I was so excited that my throat was blown."

Jiang Wei felt uncomfortable for You Hou to see, so he lowered his head slightly and grinned: "Hey, I heard that your accent sometimes sounds like a local, and sometimes looks like a northerner. Where are you from?"

You Hou came right away: "Oh, I'm from Jixi."

Jiang Wei reflected for a while: "Jixi? Are you from Jixi?"

"To be precise, he is from Jidong."

"Are you from Jidong?"

"Yup."

"Didn't you just say that you are from Jixi?"

"I'm from Jixi."

"Then didn't you just say that you belong to Jidong?"

"Yes, I belong to Jidong."

"Then are you from Jixi or Jidong?"

"I'm from Jixijidong."

"Jixi and Jidong? Do you live at the intersection of these two places? Impossible. It is impossible for your house to be as big as the map chicken?" I don't know if I drank too much alcohol. Jiang Wei couldn't turn his head: "Wait a minute... Is your chicken a poultry, that chicken or... that chicken? If it's the latter, it seems a little possible."

"Ah, you didn't understand me. I'm from Jidong County, just below Jixi City." Although the air-conditioning in the room was very good, You Hou was still sweating. He was talking to Jiang Wei while stuffing himself in his shoulder bag indiscriminately. After a while, he took out a small round mirror and opened it with a snap.

Fortunately, Youhou only took photos and didn't make up the powder. He took a piece of napkin and wiped his face, and continued the unfinished sentence: "Wangjiatun, Ziqiang Township, Jidong County."

Wang Bin was chatting with the people around him, but when he heard this sentence in his spare time, he quickly turned his face to disrupt the situation: "Jiang Wei, don't trust You Hou.

Jiang Wei sat up straight: "It can be seen that there are humorous bacteria all over the body."

Then he asked You Hou: "Hey, do you still have a partner?"

Wang Bin answered the question: "He is a single public nuisance!"

You Hou put Xiao Jing back in his bag: "I don't dare to be a single public nuisance. At best, it's a single public toilet with big juicy breasts. Welcome to come."

"Hey, hey, stop, Miss You, do you think the guy in front of you is fierce? He's actually a cock." Wang Bin smiled, and then pointed to the person next to Jiang Wei: "See, the guy next to him is really The hunk is his husband, don't flirt with him, and be careful not to get beaten."

Without thinking too much, Jiang Wei raised his hand to hook Fei Qi's neck, and pulled him like a hostage: "By the way, let me introduce you, this is my wife, Qi Qi."

It must be nonsense to say that Fei Qi was not mentally prepared. He sat next to him and installed a mobile phone repair worker for half a point, and changed the wallpaper ten times. Although his eyes are not needed, his ears are not idle. Jiang Wei He heard every word he said to You Hou, thinking of taking the opportunity to find an excuse to get out of the way, but he didn't think of a reason yet, but he made such a move for Jiang Wei, a fool.

The two of them just met each other, You Hou was not in a daze, and his expression was natural: "Hi ~ Qiqi."

Fei Qi didn't say anything, but he missed the phone and smashed Jiang Weiwei's leg, causing him to groan.

Except for the beard, You Hou's appearance hasn't changed much, and his age is not obvious, but he is not as strong as before. Before that, You Hou kept fit all day long, and his shoulders became wider. Fei Qi wanted to lie down on it when he saw it. , Now I guess I am old, and my aesthetics are more normal. My body is thinner than before, and I am lean and strong. Now I am wearing a tight T-shirt, which is bulging, and the two peaks are more proud.

Jiang Wei's painful little face twitched: "Brother, you smashed me to death..."

Fei Qi took Jiang Wei's hand away, and picked up the phone by the way: "I have something to do, so I have to go first."

Jiang Wei was taken aback: "Huh?"

Fei Qi turned to Wang Bin: "I'm going first, I'm sorry."

Wang Bin put down his chopsticks: "You're not very particular, kid. I'll see you in 800 years, and you'll leave early."

"Go to my place later, I'll treat you."

"Seventh brother, you are too polite... Then what, you go and do your work first, and I will call you later."

Fei Qi simply greeted everyone present, then got up and left.

This restaurant has a special way of welcoming guests. People beat taiko drums when they come in. It looks more high-end and classy. The Chinese woman at the door is wearing a kimono, with a white face and makeup like a Japanese woman. Respectful Bow to every guest. At this moment, the fake Japanese girl saw a tall tall man with a dark face and a wind blowing under her legs. The woman hurriedly bowed her waist. Before she could bow, she was gone. film.

The woman put her hands on her belly, and was about to straighten her waist when she saw the man who made the wind turn back, and finally stopped at the door, and took out her phone with a bitter face.

The man's hair was shaved very short, he was tall, with long legs, his face was between tough and handsome, and he looked fierce, but his expression was very frustrated.

He stood at the door, holding up the phone, walking back and forth hesitantly, and finally calmed down a bit, standing in the gallery at the door, talking on the phone while raising his hand to pick the bump on the oil painting: "Jiang Wei, my wallet I left the house with the key..."

The waiter immediately raised his vigilance, and everyone including the counter looked this way. This painting is very valuable. It is painted on Mt. Miaoyi in Shangzhou, which belongs to Tuanfan Painting. This man has a lot of energy at first glance, it's not easy to pick it off.

Fei Qi didn't notice the waiter's approaching step by step, he was absent-minded and couldn't do anything else: "I won't go in, you send it out for me."

The waiter was standing next to Fei Qi, rubbing his hands in embarrassment, thinking how to be polite, and tactfully suggested that this vicious man stop digging at their paintings, but the problem here has not been resolved yet, another Trouble arose again.

A man in shorts looked around and walked away furtively. His behavior was very suspicious. The waiter was about to go up to inquire, but before the waiter could speak, he signaled the waiter to stay away from Fei Qi. Finally, when the person found out, he simply caught him. He ran forward with small steps.

Fei Qi was dumbfounded, looking at You Hou.

You Hou came to Fei Qi, looked back, and elbowed Fei Qi: "What are you doing..."

Fei Qi stepped back two steps: "What did I do? I didn't do anything, did I?"

"Why didn't you do it? You did it!" You Hou went up and poked him again: "Hey, why are you pretending you don't know me?"

"How can I pretend not to know you?"

"Oh, I thought you were pretending not to know me in there, and I also pretended not to know me, and I've been pretending for a long time..."

"..."

"Seventh brother, I don't think you look old at all, you are more handsome than before."

"..."

"Look at you, you're still so quiet, hahaha"

"..."

You Hou crossed his arms and raised his neck to appreciate the mural: "Tsk tsk tsk, this mountain painting is pretty good, take a look... The only flaw is that the color of this corner is too heavy, luckily I picked it off for you, Seventh brother, you are really talented , Artistic attainments are always so inadvertently revealed in every gesture."

Fei Qi came back to his senses, with an angry look on his face: "What are you talking about here? Where is Jiang Wei?"

As if remembering, You Hou started to take out things from his trouser pocket: "Oh, I forgot, I came out to give you a wallet, Jiang Wei was too lazy to move, so I let Wang Bin go, Wang Bin is not willing to come , as soon as I heard that I was going to deliver something to you, I hurriedly said that I was going to the bathroom, and they took it for granted that I would deliver it to you, you see I am always so witty."

You Hou stuffed the wallet and key into Fei Qi's hand: "Brother Qi, grab it quickly, don't lose it all over again, you say it's your day... It's really worrying to lose everything, look at me, Take a bag with you, pay special attention to managing your own things, never throw them away at parties, and even collect more things.”

Fei Qi didn't reply, she lowered her head to organize her things, and saw that there was a key chain on the key, which was Mickey's paw.

Fei Qi looked up at You Hou, and flashed the key chain in front of You Hou.

You Hou was a little embarrassed: "I gave it to you as a meeting gift, don't you think it's cute?"

Fei Qi lowered his head and began to disassemble the small pendant.

You Hou hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, don't take it apart, don't take it apart, you don't have to be embarrassed, it's not a valuable thing, just keep it, and you don't take it for nothing, as a courtesy, I also took something off your key as a gift. You gave me a meeting gift."

Fei Qi stopped her hands, her face was ugly: "What did you take from me?"

Feeling aggrieved, You Hou took out an earpick from his pocket: "You can give it to me for one yuan."

Fei Qi stretched out his hand, but You Hou dodged him, so he spread his hand in front of You Hou.

"give me."

You Hou put his hands behind his back: "No."

Fei Qi continued to fight: "No one is making trouble with you."

You Hou continued to hide: "Who made trouble with you..."

Regardless of the waiter's onlookers, Fei Qi insisted on gesticulating with You Hou for a minute, as if they were about to fight, but the two of them didn't fight after all. I don't know if it was because Fei Qi hadn't fought in many years, or because You Hou The reason why he is more resistant to beatings is that Fei Qi can't control him a bit.

Fei Qi finally stopped as if giving in.

He stood in front of the waiting room, calmed down, held his breath, and when he opened his mouth, his voice was still tense: "You have to show some face."

You Hou didn't blush, but smiled: "Oh, don't you think I'm going to chase you again? Is it possible? It's been so many years. I've been a lover and I still like you. Besides, I was young before. Sensible teasing and playing with each other, you can see that you still take it seriously."

Seeing that Fei Qi didn't speak, he continued to speak: "And you are living a good life now, Miss Jiang is also beautiful, I have no eyesight to continue to hook up with you, I am not thinking that after all we have known each other for so many years, there is nothing wrong It's a big festival, there's no need to tear your face apart."

Fei Qi stopped snatching, took his things, turned around and left.

"Let's go now... You are a real person, and you have so many things to do, so what, do you buy a new one for the ear pick, or should I give it to you?"

You Hou quickly followed up: "Your ear pick doesn't work well at first glance. The bottom end is too big, and you can't dig it out with a spoon, but it's more solid. It should be replaced."