Man in high heels, you are mighty and coquettish

Everyone thought that You Hou was going to come to the whole party, but they didn't expect that he not only failed to extinguish the opponent's arrogance, but also appeared useless, so they started to smooth things over.

"If you have something to say, please calm down, everyone."

"I don't think it's a big problem. Hurry up and help him up. Don't let him lie on the ground. Be careful to tell you that he has a cold."

Fei Qi's thinking was relatively clear. He first apologized to the woman and explained that he didn't mean anything malicious, and then suggested: "If you really can't get up, go to the hospital for an examination. You can't just lie on the ground all the time."

Jiang Weiqiang tried his best to help, his tongue was a little bit loud: "Four four four, whoever is responsible for the medical expenses will be responsible. We treat injuries if we have injuries, and see a doctor if we are sick."

Wang Bin was in a fit of anger, and the people next to him tried to persuade him for a long time, but he still couldn't do it, only to see him wrestling out from behind Fei Qi, pointing at the pair of women and spitting.

As for Wang Bin's 1.8-meter-high macho, his swearing posture is quite feminine. His feet are spread apart, his psoas muscles are tightened, his voice is sharp, and his words are professional. : "Hey~ You're still crying first, sorry, he's quite a big old man, why can't he get up after such a long time, don't pretend to be annoying, why didn't you see him so vain just now, he is not taller than him And your mother is so weird, if you change to beating this time, you will probably have all the tires aborted!"

Jiang Wei quickly covered his mouth: "Okay, okay, respect women... Then what, I see that your face has softened a lot, why don't you go to the nearest bathroom and check if there is nothing wrong?"

Wang Bin cursed at being trapped in Jiang Wei's hands, his eyes were red, and the staring woman felt guilty and her eyes were red: "Yo, you are bullying me a woman because of the number of people? I want to call the police! "

When Youhou heard this, he stopped going to the bathroom and turned around: "Hey, who is looking for me?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, and even the man who pretended to be dead on the ground squinted his eyes.

You Hou looked at the two of them: "I'm the policeman, what do you two want me for?"

Jiang Wei glanced at Wang Bin.

Wang Bin took Jiang Wei's hand from his mouth, afraid to whisper in Jiang Wei's ear: "He told me that he sells makeup..."

After Jiang Wei heard it right, he leaned into Wang Bin's ear and said, "I also think he is talking nonsense. There was a policy two years ago that the military and police must stop all business activities and not engage in side jobs. He must be pretending. "

Wang Bin gave Jiang Wei an elbow, then turned back to look at his little lover.

Fei Qi's face changed from cloudy to sunny, he was silent for a moment, and then went up to greet Youhou: "You go to your toilet."

You Hou's arm felt hot and felt rough to the touch. When he looked sideways, he found a hand attached to his body, and it was Fei Qi who was pulling him.

Fei Qi's face is not handsome, but his hands are definitely good. His fingers are slender, and his palms are thin. The fly in the ointment is that he has calluses on his abdomen. That's because he used guns too much when he was young.

You Hou was a little surprised: "Huh?"

Fei Qi seemed to be on fire, and hurriedly let go, his expression was difficult and his movements were clumsy, seeing that You Hou insisted on coming forward, he stretched out two long fingers, pinched You Hou's clothes, and stretched out a small corner: "You Why are you still talking about this..."

The woman took out a small flower paper to blow her nose, and threw it on her body after blowing: "You think I'm stupid, you believe me if you say you are? What about the proof? Take it out if you have one."

You Hou smiled brightly: "If the policeman looks like a policeman, how can he catch the bad guys?" He stood there, not walking forward, just enjoying the little corner: "Okay brother, hurry up Come on, you say you are not an old lady, is it interesting to play this game, your brain is confused or your quality is really problematic, alas, you are really not good, you are like this at a young age, you are much older and you can blackmail people Ah, really, you must kill a potential killer on the road like you in the cradle."

Then he turned to the woman: "You said you called the police, but it's actually useless. You have to go through another procedure. It's troublesome. When the police come, they will take everyone away first, and then you can just wait. Waiting for the police to question one by one, and for the confession, they have to wait for them to collect evidence. You see, there are cameras all around you. When the police turn on the video, they will know what is going on. Your husband beat someone up and pretended to be dead. Afterwards, the police are annoying to go to work in the middle of the night. Looking back, you two wait in the police station for nothing in the middle of the night. You can’t take advantage of it. Hurry up to see if the little brother is okay, apologize, express condolences and so on, maybe there is nothing wrong."

The woman wasn't fooled, after listening to You Hou's words, she kicked her man first, and asked him what was the matter, and seeing that the man didn't say anything for a long time, she took out her mobile phone and started looking through the address book.

These days, it doesn't matter whether the rich second generation or the ordinary citizens, if something happens, they can find some relationship. The woman seems to be looking for an acquaintance, but she let go of her worthless man, walked into the corner while talking with her mobile phone, leaving His husband was sitting on the ground alone, lonely and desolate.

The little buddies who came to the birthday party couldn't stand it any longer, and gathered together to discuss in a low voice.

"What's this called? I have to call the police. The police will be very sweaty when they come..."

"Yeah, a big man pretends to be LOW. A man like this wants a woman. I would have let him go."

"No way, haven't you always longed to hand over your pristine body to a straight man?"

"Straight men can also be divided into several types. There are only two meanings for the existence of a straight man like him. One is to set off G's white and rich beauty, and the other is to try to breed the next generation and increase the chance of G being bred."

"I hate it, can we still talk about serious things, we are all going to be taken to the police station to play."

"What to do, I'm looking forward to it, call the police quickly."

……

You Hou turned his head to look at Fei Qi amidst the buzzing discussion, "It's over, brother Qi, it seems that my sword is old and I can't solve it."

Fei Qi loosened that corner: "It's fine."

You Hou raised his face and looked at Fei Qi's face carefully: "Then I'm going to the bathroom."

Fei Qi lowered her head and slowly frowned: "Get lost."

I don't know if it's the urgency of urination or You Hou's insanity. He stood there, like a girl in love, swaying, talking endlessly: "Brother Seven, I just found out that your mouth is long. It’s very good-looking, with lips, let me tell you that men are so sexy, how many people can’t get it right, I went to Korea the year before last..."

Fei Qi found that his indifference did not scare You Hou away, on the contrary it made the kid even more obsessed with being in front of him, so he could only stare at You Hou fiercely like a bully, and raised his voice: "Get out!"

You Hou was poured two basins of cold water in succession, and finally couldn't take it any longer, he rolled his eyes, and curled his mouth: "Everyone is persecuted delusional, do you have love delusional... can you still be normal?" Talking about being a pair of good friends who have let go of their past suspicions?"

Fei Qi was speechless, so he could only raise his hand, as if he wanted to beat You Hou.

You Hou shrank his neck, turned his head and ran towards the bathroom.

Fei Qi stared fixedly at You Hou's back.

Youhou's running posture is the same as his personality, throwing his arms and legs, but he has a different kind of health and beauty, with straight shoulders and a tight waist. Compared with before, Jiang Wei is completely smaller because of him , there is a kind of congenital weakness, even though Jiang Wei is taller than You Hou.

When Fei Qi was in a daze, Jiang Wei patted him, Fei Qi's body trembled slightly, as if he had been caught on the spot, his face became hot: "En?"

Because of the farce just now, Jiang Wei woke up quite a bit, this time he just signaled Fei Qi to help mediate, and had no other meaning, and he himself didn't seem to notice Fei Qi's unusualness.

Because the little brother who was smashed really had no major problems, he himself refused to go to the hospital for an examination, and the woman seemed to be persuaded after asking the ins and outs and making a few more phone calls. Fighting for one breath and inspiring teachers and mobilizing people consumes human affection, and it is not very reasonable.

The opponent's attitude eased up, and Wang Bin also calmed down. Compared with the protracted battle of more than ten minutes before, these few minutes seemed much more efficient. , After a lot of mediation, the two finally reached a consensus, that is, the woman grabbed the man's ear to apologize, and left a phone call, saying that they would contact him in case it really broke.

The matter was settled, and it was time for the scene to end, Fei Qi went upstairs to the office to get the car keys and was about to drive home, but Jiang Wei was too lazy to go upstairs, so he stayed at the same place and sent them off one by one, dawdling until Fei Qi came down to find him, He was also unsteadily tidying up on the sofa.

Fei Qi never had a temper when he was waiting for Jiang Wei, so he naturally stood at the door of the private room and waited for him, but when he saw You Hou came back from the toilet, Fei Qi couldn't stand still, and hurriedly greeted people: "Jiang Wei, come back!" Home."

Jiang Wei held up a small satchel with thin straps as if he didn't hear it: "Hey, which woman is this?"

The little brother who went out last said, "Youyou."

Jiang Wei straightened up, took advantage of the light to look at it for a while, and then swayed for a while: "Fuck, You Hou is so flirtatious, and you can carry this kind of Ayilian-style bag."

"Give me back the bag, you little civet cat!" The black shadow that sprang out from the door went up and snatched his bag. Because of his anger, he uncontrollably moved his dantian, and screamed: "You Don't be coquettish, you are old, have you ever heard that the ancients said that debt is not a disease, but a cheap mouth can kill you?"

Not only was Jiang Wei not angry when he was scolded, but he also talked to You Hou cheerfully: "Oh, Brother You's yelling made the earth tremble three times, man."

You Hou turned on the light in the private room and checked his belongings: "That's it, my lord, be careful."

Fei Qi called Jiang Wei again.

Jiang Wei could only go out the door: "Will you go? Brother You."

After packing up, You Hou followed and went out: "Nonsense, if I don't leave, I'll keep the seedlings here."

The private room was very close to the elevator, three people came out of it, Youhou walked in the front, and chose to take the elevator, Fei Qiben went to walk up the stairs, saw Jiang Wei also stopped at the elevator entrance, turned back with his head drooping, and followed .

The three entered the elevator one after another, Jiang Wei was side by side with You Hou, and Fei Qi stayed alone in the corner.

Jiang Wei usually doesn't talk too much with Fei Qi, and he doesn't smile too much, but someone is different immediately, I saw him leaning to the side with a smile, his face was flushed, and he smiled at You Hou: " Hey, Brother You, where do you live?"

You Hou raised his eyebrows: "Over there at East China Normal University."

"I'm on the Jinsha River...we're so close," Jiang Wei said enthusiastically, "Did you drive? If you don't drive, the three of us can go together. Just drop by."

You Hou felt the low air pressure behind him, his face looked tired, and his mood was not high: "Pull it down, I won't go home later."

When the elevator reached the first floor, Jiang Wei went out first. He turned his face away and smiled meaningfully: "Why are you going so late..."

You Hou walked out: "What do you think I can do if I go out for a trip."

Jiang Wei raised his voice and said, with a deeper smile on his face: "It's strange that I have to go home, hey, but I'm really curious, what kind of food do you like? It's not the same taste as Wang Bin."

"Can a person with such a life attitude like me be like him? He is so lustful and dissatisfied, and he has been dedicated and persistent for ten thousand years." When he reached the gate, You Hou turned sideways to face Jiang Wei: "And I like premature ejaculation 1, the sooner the faster the better." Well, I just like the surprises he gave me inadvertently."

Jiang Wei was amused by You Hou: "I see that the undercover agent sent by your hospital is specially lurking among the patients to do business?"

"Don't expose my identity as an undercover agent casually," You Hou watched Fei Qi pass by him expressionlessly, "Be careful that I'm going to your house to solicit business."

It was early autumn, and the wind in the middle of the night was a bit chilly. Because Youhou didn't wear much clothes, he was crazy and sweated a lot in the private room just now. The wind would blow him, and he would get goosebumps to some extent.

He folded his arms around his chest, bid farewell to Jiang Wei with his head shrunken, "Let's go~ Bye~ Sister Jiang."

Jiang Wei stayed where he was and waited for Fei Qi to drive over, then lowered his head to light a cigarette for himself: "Okay, be careful on the road."

The sudden flames reflected Jiang Wei's eyebrows and eyes, and dyed his temples full of clouds. He was younger than You Hou, and he was also more handsome than You Hou. Still unavoidably a little envious.

Jiang Wei is doing well, he doesn't need anything, and he is dedicated to men, hiding from himself like he is hiding from AIDS.

It's amazing to think of traveling here.

He is not a little white chicken who is new to the world. He has been out for so many years and has experienced so much. Nothing can hit him. Instead, he likes to be indifferent and penetrate people's hearts.

Although he was laughing and wrestling with people all day long and was not in good shape, he could see Fei Qi's every move clearly and thoroughly.

You Hou couldn't help but cut, then turned around and went home alone in the cold wind.

He looked at the time and found that there was still a subway, so he quickened his pace and ran towards the nearest subway entrance, thinking in his mind whether to eat oden or fried chicken first.

Fei Qi sat in the car, watching You Hou's back disappearing at the corner of the street.

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Mao Maosan: Since you don't like her, why do you feed her?

Fuckingyoung replied to @毛毛散: I’m sorry. You seem to have misunderstood. I think she’s not good. It doesn’t mean I don’t like her.