Every day with the protagonist, I lose my morals

"what?"

"#￥%..."

"speak English!"

Lang Yanqi hugged his head and wailed, "Brother will definitely beat me up!"

Shen Mojue: "..." Poor boy, how many shadows of your childhood have your elder brother left you.

Do you want to confess to Xiao Jue?Lang Yanqi fell into a deep entanglement.

It seems that Xiao Jue doesn't have much interest in the elder brother. The elder brother looks gentle on the surface, but in fact he is very domineering, with a strong desire to monopolize and control.

Although he said that he would not force Xiaojue, if Xiaojue would never compromise, it is inevitable that he would resort to some kind of violence. Of course, this is the most direct way. Maybe the eldest brother will use unimaginable means to get Xiaojue...

He and Xiao Jue are also considered good friends. Do you really want to watch Xiao Jue jump into the fire pit foolishly like this?Why don't you just confess to Xiao Jue, if Xiao Jue doesn't want to, there's still time to escape... But I'm sorry for my elder brother, who has a cold temper, and it's rare to have someone he likes...

so tangled.

Lang Yanqi really wanted to pull all his long hair off.

Shen Mojue poked him on the head, and said, "Don't pull it, you'll become bald if you pull it again. Don't worry, although your eldest brother is usually strict with you, he loves you very much. If you really make him angry, admit your mistake and sell him." Be good, it will be fine."

Lang Yanqi thought that Xiao Jue was so innocent and cute that his elder brother was about to eat him, and he also foolishly helped his elder brother speak.Forget it, the elder brother is too scary to be nervous, and Xiao Jue is too kind, he will not be able to bear it. It is unreasonable for me as a friend to watch him jump into the pit.

Lang Yanqi suddenly stood up, made up his mind, and was about to speak. Shen Mojue was one step ahead of him, dragged him and said, "Speaking of which, I have known you for a long time, and the two hit it off. As for me, I don't have any brothers." Sister, how about this, Yanqi, let's make a sworn vow!"

"Ah?" Lang Yanqi couldn't prevent him from suddenly having such an idea, and was stunned.

Shen Mojue snorted: "What? You're not happy?"

"Happy! Very happy!" Lang Yanqi was so happy that he was about to float up.This is the first time someone wants to make a sworn vow with him at such a young age. You must know that he used to be known as the devil king of the world, and all the brothers and sisters in the clan were treated miserably by him. After that, no one dared to play with him.

Shen Mojue was also very happy, and dragged him to the outside of the house, moved a desk, and placed fresh fruits and pastries as tributes.

Lang Yanqi helped find an incense burner, twirled two sticks of incense, and handed one of them to Shen Mojue: "Xiaojue, you are younger than me. From now on, I will be your eldest brother."

Shen Mojue nodded in agreement, and said in a low voice, "But I'm still used to calling you Yanqi."

Don't look at Lang Yanqi who is more than 100 years old, has a baby face, looks younger than Shen Mojue, and calls big brother or something, it's really hard to say.

Lang Yanqi said: "It doesn't matter, you can call it whatever you want."

The two bowed to the bright moon three times, made a solemn oath, and became brothers.

"Great, I also have a younger brother!" Lang Yanqi shouted excitedly.

Shen Mojue quickly covered his mouth, raised the end of his eyes, and said maliciously: "Just now we were married according to your rules, now we have to use ours."

"Huh?" Lang Yanqi was taken aback.

"Come on, come on, it's very simple, don't be afraid, just kiss each other's foreheads." Shen Mojue preemptively held his face, kissed his forehead once, and let him go again. "That's it."

Lang Yanqi: "..." It's over!He was kissed by his sister-in-law forcibly!If his elder brother found out, he would definitely kill him alive!

"I won't play anymore!" Lang Yanqi cried and ran away, ran two steps, turned to look at Shen Mojue, "Don't forget! We are sworn brothers now, don't go back on our word!" Then he ran away again.

Shen Mojue: "..."

In fact, he just wanted to trick Lang Yanqi into kissing himself to see if he could get love points.

Can't you pretend it!

Lang Yanqi ran away, and he didn't know anyone else in Fenglaishan, so he didn't know who to go to for an experiment, so Shen Mojue had to pack up his things, turned his head and glanced at Lang Yanshu's room, feeling empty in his heart, It seems that Lang Yanshu has been by his side these days, and he is not used to it suddenly not being there, but fortunately, Boss Lang said that he will only retreat for three or five days, and he will be able to see him soon.

After such a toss, I'm not in the mood to fry potatoes anymore. Shen Mojue took out a pear from the food system, bit into it with a crackling sound, and went back to sleep with Maomao in his arms.

The snack guy has a round belly, looking at him with round eyes, drooling.

"Want to eat?" Shen Mojue asked.

Mao Mao bit her little paw, and nodded weakly.

"Then kiss me." Shen Mojue still did not give up.

Chichishu said that his three views were a little cracked, but in order to eat the juicy pear, it decided to endure the humiliation and temporarily succumbed to its master's lust, holding Shen Mojue's hand, and gently touched the back of Shen Mojue's hand with its mouth.

I didn't hear the sound of the system, it seems that the kiss of the spirit beast is not good.Shen Mojue gave Maomao a pear, hugged it and lay on the bed, thinking, he must find a time to trick Lang Yanqi into kissing himself.

Unknowingly, he fell into a dreamland. When he opened his eyes, it was dawn. Shen Mojue hurriedly got up, took out the Juling beads and bamboo tubes, and planned to collect some dew before the sun came out. It had been a few days since Use Ju Lingzhu to practice.

After getting dressed, Shen Mojue stood in front of the bronze mirror. The young man in the mirror was dressed in green, with long hair reaching his waist, in a mess.

Ever since Lang Yanshu tied his hair, almost every morning he consciously went to sit in front of him, waiting for his backer to tie his hair. Over time, he developed a lazy habit, and waited until Lang Yanshu closed Shen Mojue Only to find out that he doesn't know how to tie his hair at all.

So when he realized the problem, he made a decision to be careful when sleeping at night, and try not to crush his hair, but after two days, it was obviously not feasible.

It was impossible to tie her hair, so Shen Mojue had no choice but to loosen her hair and comb it casually with a comb.After combing, he turned his head and saw that the sky was already bright, and the dew would evaporate if he didn't go out, so he quickly put down the comb and rushed towards the door.

As soon as he opened the door, he slammed into a warm embrace.Shen Mojue was taken aback for a moment, and a familiar voice sounded above his head: "Why are you so impatient?"

Shen Mojue raised his head in disbelief, and shouted: "Boss!"

Lang Yanshu stood in the morning light, smiling at him.

"Why did you leave the customs early?" Shen Mojue still couldn't believe it, thinking that he hadn't woken up.

"Isn't it possible?" Lang Yanshu looked at his loose hair and frowned slightly.

"Yes! Of course! It's great that the boss can leave the customs early! By the way, have you recovered? Seeing that your face is so rosy, you must have recovered, right?"

Lang Yanshu nodded slightly, and said to him: "Go back and sit down, I'll tie your hair."

"But I still have to collect dew." Shen Mojue hesitated.

"It's too late, don't go today."

"Ah? Oh..." Shen Mojue obediently sat back in front of the mirror.

Lang Yanshu picked up the comb and stood behind him, combing his long hair gently with the comb teeth.

Shen Mojue felt a little itchy, shrunk his neck, was slapped on the head by Lang Yanshu, and remained still.

After finishing her hair, Shen Mojue looked at the mirror again and again, and felt that the current self looked much more pleasing to the eye.

"By the way, boss, do you still have an invitation for the Sword Appreciation Conference?" Shen Mojue suddenly remembered something.

"what happened?"

"I have a friend. She wants to participate in the Sword Appreciation Conference, but unfortunately there is no invitation card." Shen Mojue scratched his head in embarrassment, and stared at Lang Yanshu without blinking.

Lang Yanshu murmured: "Of course there are." He raised his eyes and glanced at him, "When did you meet friends?"

"Just two days ago, it was a girl, she was very nice."

Lang Yanshu was startled, and subconsciously repeated: "Girl?"

"Well, a cute girl." Shen Mojue's eyes were almost filled with red bubbles.

Seeing him like this, Lang Yanshu knew what he was thinking. Although he had already prepared, he still felt a little uncomfortable.

"Brother Lang?" Seeing that he seemed a little unhappy, Shen Mojue called out worriedly.

"Of course there is, it's just whether I give it to you or not depends on my mood."

Shen Mojue: "..."

"What's the girl's name?"

"An Susu." Shen Mojue could only reply honestly.

"very beautiful?"

Shen Mojue nodded.

"Better looking than Lu Yueli?" Lang Yanshu asked inexplicably.

Shen Mojue was a little tangled, and didn't understand why he asked such a question, so he had to answer honestly, and by the way, show his loyalty: "...Of course I can't compare to Miss Lu, Miss Lu will always be my goddess!"

Lang Yanshu no longer speaks.

Shen Mojue was a little uneasy: "Brother Lang, are you in a good mood now?"

"It's not easy to say." To be precise, he is not happy at all, but very angry. Of course, he can't show his anger on his face. This silly boy doesn't know anything now, and his head is as dumb as an elm , it would be bad if it scares him.There is no rush for these accounts, when he eats his mouth, he will have plenty of time to calculate slowly...

Shen Mojue scratched his head: "Then how can you be happy?"

Lang Yanshu did not speak, his eyes glowed with a strange luster.

Shen Mojue thought for a while, then suddenly grabbed his arm: "Well, I'll make potato chips for you to eat."

Lang Yanshu didn't refute it, which was a tacit consent to his way of ingratiating.

So Shen Mojue took the Langyan book and ran to the yard, and took out a cutting board, a kitchen knife and some potatoes from the storage bag.

The method of making homemade potato chips is very simple. Just prepare five-spice powder, chili powder and some salt. It is best to cut the potatoes into evenly thin slices and soak them in water. The purpose of this is to remove the starch and reduce the heat, and then put the potato chips in In a bowl, marinate with salt, five-spice powder and chili powder to taste.

Shen Mojue put the potato chips into the steamer, found a small iron box, put the steamer and potato chips in the small iron box and closed it.The next step is to roast it with fire, thanks to the heart of red flames, although he can't breathe fire with his mouth now, he can pop out a cluster of small flames in minutes.

He made a formula to mobilize the spiritual power in his body, held the small iron box in mid-air, put his hands under it, two bright yellow flames rose from his palms, and wrapped the appearance of the small iron box.

After roasting at such a high temperature for a few minutes, the potato chips were taken out, turned over one by one, put them back into the small iron box, and roasted again with fire. After a while, the thin and crispy potato chips were freshly baked.

"Brother Lang, try it." Shen Mojue handed the potato chips to Lang Yanshu.

Lang Yanshu picked up a piece and put it in his mouth in anticipation.

Shen Mojue looked at him nervously.

Lang Yanshu sighed: "If you are willing to put your mind on cultivating immortals..." But he didn't say any more, because he realized that such a brat is quite cute, and his mind is full of strange things all day long. Strange thoughts, living a carefree life, and the protagonist in the previous life only had the word "cultivation" in his mind all day long, which seemed a bit unreasonable and difficult to approach, even he himself who was called Brother Lang by him, never could Teased him wantonly like this, even touched his head...

"Brother Lang?" Seeing that Lang Yanshu was staring at him in a daze, Shen Mojue couldn't adapt, so he called him.

Lang Yanshu came back to his senses and said to him: "I'll go and have a look at Yanqi, you stay at home and don't run around."

Shen Mojue nodded, watched him leave, and suddenly remembered something, about the experiment of gaining love points.

Do you want to ask Boss Lang for an experiment?

no!Shen Mojue immediately rejected this idea.The reason is simple, Boss Lang likes men!What if he misunderstands that he likes him and asks him to double cultivate with him!

Double cultivation with men?He's meowing, it's a bit scary to think about it, but he still likes soft girls.

After much deliberation, Langyan Chess is better, and this experiment has to be done by Langyan Chess.At this moment, Lang Yanqi is suffering from the torment of his conscience, because his sister-in-law actually asks him for a kiss!

Lang Yanqi ran wild in the room, maddened...

What on earth does his sister-in-law mean?He was sure that his sister-in-law made up the custom of breaking knots, because his sister-in-law kept blinking when she said this, which was obviously lying.

But why would he rather lie than ask himself for a kiss?

The answer is actually quite simple.

Because his sister-in-law has taken a fancy to him!

Lang Yanqi was frightened by his own thoughts.

It's so fucking scary. If his elder brother knows that his sister-in-law is interested in him, he will definitely tear him apart. He knows his elder brother too well. His elder brother is a gentleman on the surface, but he is a lunatic in his bones. , Absolutely cold-blooded animal.