Gu Ge, your baidu is gone

The assistant followed the boss out of the meeting room step by step, and saw that the boss walked all the way to the office door without giving any instructions.The assistant heaved a sigh of relief, which meant that he could follow up without having to be foolish.

The assistant took a step to withdraw.

"A warm cup of coffee, not hot water."

The assistant burst into tears, and you only add cold water to your warm coffee.

When Bai Du looked at the computer with a disappointed face and was about to give up, he suddenly thought that he saw Gu Ge browsing the post bar last time, and he did what he wanted. Bai Du opened Baidu out of boredom.

Gu Ge's Eddie automatically logs in, and Bai Du sees that his account is [Bai Du BF].

Bai Du turned off the computer and whistled triumphantly with a blushing face.

night.

"I'm your boyfriend." Bai Du pursed his lips and smiled.

"?What's wrong?"

"I'm your BF!"

"??"

"Bahahaha, you're sullen and frigid, you're a boring old goblin, I've seen it all!! Hahaha, your Eddie——" Bai Du finished rolling on the bed, and then sat up with a serious face Looking at Gu Ge, he said word by word: "Bai, Du, B, F."

"........."

"Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayou are so disgusting you are so disgusting."

Gu Ge had a look on his face, what is this snake spirit doing.

"...Isn't BF a bigface?"

……

You all are bigfaces!Bai Du didn't speak to Gu Ge all night.

But before he had time to let Gu Ge realize that he was angry, so that he could reflect on his mistakes and cry bitterly and beg for forgiveness, and when Bai Du was not a big face, Gu Ge had already snored in a low-key manner.

What thefuck!

Bai Du dreamed that he turned into Jin Baobao, who ran to the bathroom to steal the water in the toilet, and then, without any accidents, took it for granted... his face was stuck by the toilet seat.At this time, don't ask why it is nothing, nothing, accident, accident, reason, reason, of course, of course, it will cover the toilet seat and break through your golden bell jar, roaring all the way and rushing over with its big dog's face on your face ...very cruel.

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When Bai Du poured the third spoonful of sesame seeds into Gu Ge's porridge, Gu Ge finally realized something.

He gave up his plan to fish out the sesame seeds again, "Are you in a bad mood?"

The flesh on the left side of Bai Du's face trembled, and he forcibly turned the grateful expression of "You finally found out that I'm angry" to a noble and glamorous arrogant look.

"Humph."

From this angle, Gu Ge could see that after shaking his facial muscles, he opened his nostrils vigorously.

Huh~ Gu Ge put on a disgusted expression again.

Bai Du's hair exploded in an instant, he picked up the glass bottle on the table with his teeth and claws, and poured all the remaining sesame seeds into Guge's bowl with a wave of his hand.

"Don't, don't, take it away, take it away, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Du slammed the can of sesame seeds on the table, "Do you think you think I'm ugly?"

"...No, you are very handsome."

"You said I have a big face." Bai Du felt aggrieved after thinking about it. You said that he was hit so badly that time, and the bastard didn't feel sorry for him and still laughed at his face... Tamade also registered a Baidu account, which is the most Can't bear it!

"A big face is not a disease."

"It's terrible to grow up...that's not the point!" Bai Du wanted to smear sesame seeds on his face, "I'm obviously... a slapped face, no matter how big my face is, I'm getting bigger than you! You are as ironic as that toilet seat cover I!"

"...Okay, okay, just kidding," Gu Ge pushed him onto the stool and sat down, "Have some porridge, even if your face is really big, I won't want you."

Bai Du was healed for a while, but he still felt that he had a nightmare that his face was stuck on the toilet seat all night, and the culprit looked so ignorant that he didn't like it.

Bai Du had a stinky face.Seeing the tail flicking behind him irritably, Gu Ge stretched out his hand and rubbed his head vigorously.

"!!" Bai Du was caught off guard and almost buried his face in the bowl, raised his head and gave Gu Ge a blank look, but didn't make another sound.

Gu Ge saw that his tail paused, and then unexpectedly began to twist and turn awkwardly.Gu Ge thought it was funny, but he took the trouble to flatter someone with a serious face over and over again.

Jin Baobao tilted his head and looked at Bai Du enviously.

Gu Ge propped his face with his left hand, and patted Bai Du's head with his right hand.A certain person, on the other hand, ate breakfast seriously with a stinking face, and occasionally frowned unwillingly, because Gu Ge's hands were too strong, and his head couldn't help rushing forward.

The big dog hopped over to hit Baidu's buttocks. It saw its master's tail always swinging the S-shaped big curls left and right, it was so annoying and provocative.