Gu Ge, your baidu is gone

Gu Ge went to buy dog ​​food, and as soon as he entered, he found a big shelf in the most conspicuous place in the supermarket, and it was messily piled up with all kinds of T-shirts, hats, shorts, and bras.

It is good to be tall, and he can still see the bright red rose flower sewn on the pink bra shoulder straps in the corner when he passed the middle-aged aunts who were struggling to buy on the third and outer floors.

Huh~ It was snatched away by the leading dancer in the square.

The aunts who encountered the big promotion completely lost their elegant and charming demeanor when they danced in the lotus pond.

Gu Ge was frightened, and pushed the cart to make a detour.

Ding - at this moment!From the corner of his eye, Gu Ge squinted downward at a 45° angle and caught sight of the corner of a small camouflage jacket hidden under the big blood-red characters of "The Boss Escaping with the Money, Private Goods for Sale".

Gu Ge's footsteps stopped.

I remember that when Bai Du was visiting a certain treasure before, he pointed to a pair of gray and white camouflage slacks and encouraged him to buy couple pants.

Gu Ge pointed to the four big golden characters [Only send Yuantong] on the page, and told Bai Du earnestly, "Yuantong will always be black."

He could still remember the speechless and disappointed expression of the other party, and then went to other shops to continue searching without giving up, but in the end he couldn't find the one he wanted.

Gu Ge felt a little guilty.

He stood on the periphery of a group of dick-struck aunts, and looked at the little camouflage in a blind spot with interest.

struggled for a long time.

well.Since no one takes it, buy it.

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Bai Du called the assistant's name several times in the office, but no one answered.

Did you go to the toilet again?Damn it's a chicken, it's really a lazy person who poops a lot.

Holding the water glass, Bai Du had to rely on himself.

The moment he opened the door, there was a sudden crackling sound outside the door. Before Bai Du could react, his face was sprayed with colorful stripes.

"Happy birthday boss—"

"Boss suffers without bounds—"

"The boss is straight, thick and long—"

"yooooooooooo~"

A group of people outside the door clapped and laughed around him, and the assistant danced and laughed wretchedly with a spray gun in his hand.

Today is my birthday already?Just as he was amazed, several subordinates at the corner slowly walked over pushing the cake trolley, and the assistant took the lead in singing the birthday song.

The atmosphere was just right, Bai Du rarely showed a warm and bright smile in front of them.

"Come, come," said the assistant Zhang Luo, "Boss, please make a wish."

The candles on the cake were still dripping with wax, Bai Du counted them, there were nine in total, and he was 29 years old, he was about to enter his thirties, he was not too old, and he still had time to hold hands and hug with Gu Ge, and talk about it Love wholeheartedly, and then stay together until the end of life.

The crowd cheered the moment he blew out the candles, "Boss Boss, big dinner tonight!"

"I want to eat KFC!!"

"Fuck your balls, do you have any fresh and refined pursuits!" The subordinate raised the corner of his clothes, "Boss, I want to eat auspicious wontons, stuffed with shepherd's purse and pork."

"The boss will sing karaoke after dinner."

"We listen to you singing Little Apple!"

"Tracker's love—"

"Okay, okay, okay." Bai Du's head was getting dizzy from the noise, "I won't go for dinner and singing..."

"Don't--what's the point of us without birthday stars." The high interest of the crowd suddenly slumped.

"Okay, okay, don't pretend, I'll reimburse you when you come back."

"Yoooooooooooo that's not what it means to hate you~"

"Boss, do you have a date with a beautiful woman tonight?"

"Shake to WeChat!"

"Can the boss do 3 hacks?"

"You guys!" Bai Du picked up a piece of cake and slapped it on the subordinate's face, then slowly wiped his fingers with a tissue, and said, "Boss, I'll go home to accompany my wife."

The assistant smiled like a dog, wishing you to go home and hit Huanglong, gushing out, with all four feet in the sky 2333333.

Of course, he couldn't bear to say this, after all, the boss seemed to be so accepting.