Gu Ge, your baidu is gone

"Your Majesty, are you going to turn over Weichen's signboard tonight?"

"I haven't raised the dragon root recently, so Aiqing kneel down."

Bai Du was stunned, "Do you have a little bit of self-consciousness in safeguarding the dignity of men?"

"Why don't you say it when you are picking up soap by yourself in the mirror."

Old Bai Du blushed, he is really a tiresome old goblin, he would peek at me taking a shower?

"I am fighting for a harmonious sex life between us all my life, ready to sacrifice everything for you and the cause of sex, and never give up."

"No wonder the organization didn't enroll you in the party."

Bai Du decided to turn on the earnest mode.

"Gu Ge, I'm not afraid of pain, you can treat me like a beast, you can't waste your long, thick..."

"No, no, I'm just a short, soft enoki mushroom."

"You are obviously a chicken taco!"

"No, no, I'm just an 8 cents Shuanghui ham sausage."

Bai Du looked up to the sky and shouted loudly: "You live well and have good skills!"

"You can't cure my immobility in your whole life, give up, ignorant human beings."

"It's up to me whether to do it or not!" Bai Du yelled, "Physical inspection!"

Gu Ge yawned and turned his back.

Bai Du tried to break him away, but there was no movement for a long time, Bai Du completely lost his patience, "Ahhh—" he rubbed Gu Ge's shoulder, "Brother Bao, quickly use your golden cudgel Makes me so happy that I don’t want to leave—”

Gu Ge patted Bai Du's dog's head with his backhand: "Jinlian, stop making trouble."

[The stem comes from the Internet: Q: Please summarize the four classics in one sentence.Answer: Brother Bao, your golden cudgel makes Jinlian not want to leave. 】

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