Old Wang Doesn't Want to be Tragic

Pressing the buttons on the phone with his little finger, Ji Dabao glanced nervously at the living room.

Wang Zhaomou sat on the sofa with his back to himself, treating his uncle's wound. The uncle was watching the person in front of him closely, and he had no time to look at himself.

Mrs. Cheng, wearing thick gloves, was picking up the shards of glass, with her head down, working carefully.

well.

Ji Dabao drooped his small mouth, feeling like a secret agent, he wanted to upload the pictures on the Internet before everyone found out what he was doing!

Thrilling 2 minutes!

Ji Dabao tapped the phone buttons quickly, staring at the phone screen with his eyes, and returned to the glorious time in his previous life in a trance, when he was all-powerful and invincible.

Mrs. Cheng took time out of her busy schedule to glance at Ji Dabao, and saw the little brat standing on the chair, slowly touching the phone with his tiny fingers, his big round eyes staring straight at the phone, his fleshy There are still tears on his face from the tears he just cried, and he seems to have forgotten about breaking the cup in a blink of an eye.

Mrs. Cheng sighed, took the glass shards into the kitchen, and wrapped them up well so as not to accidentally injure the garbage disposal workers.

The hard work paid off, and Ji Dabao finally found a forum that looked very active. There were many contents on it, not only physical transactions, but also netizens bragging about their wealth. He looked up and saw the name of the forum—"Good Fortune Forum".

There is still some damp in the soil.

Ji Dabao quickly registered, became a member of the forum, and then started posting.

According to Ji Dabao's knowledge, there are also skills in posting. My purpose is to let more people see this post, so the title must attract people's attention and make people feel a little impulsive to come in!

Ji Dabao rolled his eyes, and his little finger was typing on the phone's keyboard.

【Shock!After having a good time with the boss, he was rewarded with a piece of jade. Come in Kangkang, is it worth it! 】

After uploading the picture of Panlongyu, Ji Dabao began to wait, and within a minute, there was the first comment under the post.

[Floor 1: True or false, where is the boss, I will try too. 】

Ji Dabao refreshed, and there was a second thread.

[Floor 2: It looks like glass at first glance, the landlord has worked so hard, the appraisal is complete. 】

Ji Dabao rolled his eyes, watching Wang Zhaomou put iodophor and cotton swabs into the family medicine box, Ji Dabao quickly exited the interface, trembling with his little fingers, he deleted the browsing history, and by the way, deleted the Panlongyu photo in the album.

Everything was done seamlessly!

Ji Dabao pushed the mobile phone and Pan Longyu back to their original positions on tiptoes, watched Wang Zhaomou and Ji Lianhuo get up, they went to the dining room, and immediately sat down on the chair obediently, remembering that he broke the glass just now, tried hard I twisted my leg and held back a bag of tears.

The wound Ji Lianhuo was cut by the glass was not that big. If it was before, Ji Lianhuo would put his hand under the faucet and rinse it with toilet paper, and he would be able to continue working.

But at brother Zhaomou's place, such a small wound has to be washed with alcohol, rubbed with iodophor, and put on a band-aid.

Ji Lianhuo couldn't help looking at the band-aid on his finger, and the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously.

Zhao Zhao posted this for himself!

"Wooooow, baba." Ji Dabao held out his hand to Ji Lianhuo with tears in his eyes.

Ji Lianhuo looked at Ji Dabao, the smile on his lips disappeared little by little, and then turned to look at brother Zhaomou, feeling happy again.

"Sui Sui is safe." Wang Zhaomou glanced at the mobile phone on the table. Although the approximate position has not changed, it is slightly crooked than before.

"The shards of glass have been dealt with." Mrs. Cheng took off her thick gloves, and raised her hand to touch Ji Dabao's head, "Be careful in the future, if you break something again, you will be spanked."

"Woo." Ji Dabao lowered his head, rubbing his eyes pitifully.

Wanna spank me?

Hey, there is no next time!

Ji Lianhuo's grades are very good. According to the tradition of Sioux City, the family should hold a banquet in the hotel, and invite all relatives, classmates and teachers to eat.

But Ji Lianhuo now has no relatives other than Ji Dabao, and no friends in school, so he can't gather a table if he wants to invite anyone.

Wang Zhaomou arranged a banquet for Ji Lianhuo at home, invited a professional chef to cook it, invited Ji Lianhuo's class teacher, and a teacher who had spare time, Lao Qi, the driver, and Mrs. Cheng also sat down, and it was barely enough. a table.

Wang Zhaomou originally wanted to invite Uncle Yu, but it happened that Uncle Yu's daughter-in-law was about to give birth, so Wang Zhaomou wrapped a red envelope for the old man, which was considered joyful.

Although it is a family banquet, the dishes are not worse than those outside. There are all kinds of seafood dishes, fried, fried, roasted, baked, and stewed. The head teacher saw the good wine on the table. After three rounds of dishes, he began to drink, drunk. Pat Ji Lianhuo and talk drunk, let Ji Lianhuo work hard after he goes to college.

The most unhappy person at the table was Ji Dabao. The table was full of delicious food, but he couldn't eat this or that. He was already hungry and thirsty for his five new teeth, but he only had fruit puree and a baby bottle in front of him!

Smelling the scent on the table, Ji Dabao salivated greedily, dragged his uncle pitifully, pointed at the food on the table and shouted "hungry", Ji Lianhuo looked at it for a long time, and picked up a piece of cabbage in boiled fish , put it on the plate in front of Ji Dabao's eyes.

Ji Dabao stared at the cabbage in front of him blankly, feeling like a little cabbage without a lover.

It just doesn't make sense!

What's wrong with giving me a good bite!

When the banquet was over, Wang Zhaomou and Ji Lianhuo went to see the guests off, Ji Dabao watched Lao Qi doze off on the sofa after drinking, the driver who hadn’t drunk drove the teachers home, and Mrs. Cheng also got up to go change clothes.

Finally, when no one was around, Ji Dabao picked up the table and started eating without any hesitation.

In the left hand, there is a sesame prawn in Shan sauce, and in the right hand, a bite of stir-fried crab with ginger and scallions. It is so delicious that Ji Dabao can eat it with his fingers.

Although what they ate was the leftovers they ate, Ji Dabao didn't dislike it either, he didn't even need chopsticks, he grabbed the vermicelli scallop meat with his fingers and stuffed it into his mouth.

Simply fragrant!

Ji Dabao's cheeks kept moving, and the five new teeth had already exerted their maximum effect. Thinking that someone would come soon, Ji Dabao had to use both hands and feet, and one more bite was worth it.

Abalone, sea cucumber, and stewed pheasant with American ginseng, Ji Dabao was so satisfied that he put his fingers into the wine glass to taste the good wine.

"Hiccup~"

Ji Dabao ate heartily, and the whole cub lay on the dining table, so comfortable that he didn't want to move.

After feeling comfortable for a while, Ji Dabao stared in a daze, feeling as if his stomach was burning, and something was about to surge up.

When Wang Zhaomou and Ji Lianhuo came back after seeing off the guests, they immediately saw Ji Dabao lying flat on the dining table.

The boy's clothes were stained with an unknown amount of oil, his face was covered with all kinds of sauces and rice grains, and even if he lay flat, Ji Dabao was still holding the roasted pipa duck's legs in one hand. Tooth marks.

Wang Zhaomou stood where he was and remained silent.

Ji Lianhuo was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously turned his head to see Wang Zhaomou's expression.

The dining table was in a mess, just like the messy scene after Monkey Sun made a big fuss about the flat peach banquet. Mrs. Cheng came out after changing her clothes, looked over, stayed where she was, and didn't know where to clean it up.

Ji Dabao began to feel uncomfortable in his stomach, endured the discomfort and got up, and when he looked up, he saw Wang Zhaomou and his uncle standing not far away.

Ji Dabao looked down at the oil stains all over his body, and just wanted to pretend to be pitiful, "Woo", he spit it out unexpectedly.

Ji Dabao stared blankly at his uncle, throwing up as he did so.

Ji Lianhuo's face was gloomy, and he clenched his fingers tightly.

"Hurry up, call the doctor first." Wang Zhaomou looked at Mrs. Cheng, turned around and told Ji Lianhuo with a serious face, "Wipe Dabao's hands and face and change his clothes."

Only then did Mrs. Cheng come to her senses, and immediately went to make a phone call. With serious eyes, Ji Lianhuo quickly picked up Ji Dabao, wiped off the stains under Ji Dabao's mouth with a tissue, and took off Ji Dabao's clothes.

"Wow!" Ji Dabao vomited uncomfortably, his stomach was so hot that it seemed to be twitching.

Ji Lianhuo held Ji Dabao in one hand and the trash can in the other.

Wang Zhaomou took Ji Dabao's clothes and blankets down, and saw Ji Dabao's head in the trash can, throwing up in the dark.

How good it was to eat just now, how miserable it is to vomit now.

When the doctor arrived, Ji Dabao felt that he had vomited all his bile, his whole body was hot and cold, his eyes were blurry, and the pain in his stomach was about to make him roll all over the floor.

The doctor examined Ji Dabao and listened to the description. After feeding Ji Dabao some water, he began to check the child's temperature.

Ji Dabao lay motionless in Ji Lianhuo's arms, tears streaming down his face.

There was a "gurgling" sound in his stomach, and after a while, Ji Dabao tried his best to lower his head and look at his diaper.

"Woooooo..." Ji Dabao cried weakly like a kitten meowing, covering his face with both hands, not looking at the people around him.

"The child is vomiting, has diarrhea, and has a low-grade fever." The doctor said to Wang Zhaomou, "I need to stop vomiting, stop diarrhea and replenish water. It is recommended to go to the hospital. If there is an infection, antibiotics are needed."

Wang Zhaomou took Ji Lianhuo, and Ji Lianhuo hugged Ji Dabao, who was vomiting and diarrhea, and the three rushed to the hospital. After a while, Ji Dabao was given an injection and a drip. Ji Dabao also calmed down a little bit, his eyes crying swelling.

After Lao Qi woke up, he heard the news that Ji Dabao had entered the hospital. He hurried over and saw Ji Lianhuo hugging Ji Dabao who was undergoing an infusion. The child's eyes were crying like two walnuts, and he could hardly keep his eyes open. .

"Eat, stutter." Lao Qi teased Ji Dabao, "I heard that when he was found, he was still pinching the duck's leg?"

When Ji Dabao heard this, he cried even more sadly.

Not only does my stomach hurt, but my butt hurts too. I don't even remember how many times I changed my diapers. Anyway, I lost all my face.

After the infusion in the hospital, Ji Lianhuo watched Ji Dabao all night, paying attention to whether the infusion was finished.

When I went home again, it was already noon the next day. Wang Zhaomou held Ji Dabao for Ji Lianhuo and asked Ji Lianhuo to concentrate on volunteering.

Ji Lianhuo's report was extremely fast, and he came back in a short while, took Ji Dabao who stinks from time to time from Wang Zhaomou's arms, and touched Ji Dabao's diaper with a cold face.

Ji Dabao didn't dare to say a word because of his grievances, and let his uncle attack him.

"Is the report over?" Wang Zhaomou looked at the time, Ji Lianhuo came and went in only five or six minutes, so it can end so soon?

Ji Lianhuo looked at Wang Zhaomou, and his expression softened immediately, "Brother Zhaomou, the report is over."

"Why so fast?" Wang Zhaomou pinched Ji Dabao's face, knowing that there was a beating, and he was waiting for the greedy and bold President Leng.

"I chose the economics major at Sioux City University." Ji Lianhuo bowed his head slightly.

"Just this one?" Wang Zhaomou heard Ji Lianhuo's implication.

"Just this one." Ji Lianhuo raised his head, his eyes focused and shy, looking at the man in front of him wholeheartedly.