He Xianzun's Centennial Itch

There was silence in the water pavilion, and the air seemed to become thinner in this silence. The fat fish in the bucket of Immortal Venerable slammed twice, and the muffled collision sound became the only sound in this side of the world.

Qi Hanzhi was actually not as angry as Xie Yunlian thought.

His precise positioning of himself now is that his wife has brain problems and her husband will never leave her and insist on treatment. One of the husbands naturally tolerates Xie Yunlian's petty temper. He just thought that this might not be a good opportunity.

Xie Yunlian "imprisoned" him in the final analysis because he thought he would leave. If it can be proved that he does not want to leave, can Xie Yunlian's knot in his heart be resolved?

With a sound of "shua", the empty hook was pulled out of the river, splashing water all over the ground. Qi Hanzhi put the fishing rod aside casually, and said kindly to the person beside him, "Xie Yunlian, I haven't heard your lectures yet."

Xie Yunlian calmly acted as if the two of them were not unhappy just now, and retorted: "There are two days in every ten days."

Qi Hanzhi, who originally wanted to pretend to be obedient, said: "..."

Qi Hanzhi shook the chain on his hand to appease the little wife who had a problem with her mind: "My cultivation base is locked, so I can't run even if I want to. Why can't I go out with you for a stroll?"

Xie Yunlian's eyes fell on the cold black iron chain on Qi Hanzhi's wrist, but he didn't say a word.

Qi Hanzhi made a promise: "Besides, this place is my phoenix nest, and I won't run away."

Xie Yunlian didn't know whether he believed it or not, but his expression seemed to be loose.

Qi Hanzhi continued his efforts: "Forget it, if you are really worried, how about turning me into a prototype, shrinking it down and hiding it in your sleeve?"

Xie Yunlian suddenly looked up.

Qi Hanzhi's phoenix eyes raised an arc, and there was a smile in the arc, and he looked at the immortal with leisure: "But you must say in advance, you can't touch the feathers on the belly of this gentleman casually."

Xie Yunlian was silent for a long while, then replied solemnly: "Okay."

The Immortal Venerable was defeated under the heavy offensive of the Demon Lord.

The big devil sighed contentedly: "Thinking back when I listened to those old men in the Missionary Academy in Kunlun, I felt it was really boring. At that time, I thought in my heart, if the immortal could talk for a day or two, I would just watch the lectures. Looking at your face, the boring classwork can also make people feel much more interesting, so it can be regarded as the fulfillment of my wish back then."

Xie Yunlian's eyes fell on his face, and he corrected him: "Qiu Zhang of the Missionary Academy is only over [-] years old this year."

More than 400 Chi Hanzhi: "..."

Xie Yunlian paused, hesitantly said: "Qiu Zhangyuan has a good reputation in Kunlun, so it must be good-looking, far better than me."

Qi Hanzhi: "?"

Mojun blinked, and then blinked again, looking up and down at the immortal, whose reputation has been spread across both immortals and demons, he couldn't think of how he could say such ridiculous remarks.

"...The Immortal Venerable doesn't recognize people very much, but others are different." Qi Hanzhi organized his words: "Do you remember how outsiders judged you?"

"Naturally." Xie Yunlian affirmed.

Qi Hanzhi's eyes showed doubts: "Then why don't you know that the Immortal Venerable's appearance is the most beautiful in the world, and he is happy for the world, which is far from what this Qiuzhang Academy can compare?"

Xie Yunlian said in a very affirmative tone: "The reputation of the world cannot be trusted. It seems that I have a higher level of cultivation, and I have a few familiar old things. It is hard to live up to my reputation."

Qi Hanzhi: "..."

Qi Hanzhi didn't know how to refute Xie Yunlian's rhetoric for a while, but Xie Yunlian's firm and serious appearance, saying such self-righteous nonsense in his mouth... is really cute.

The big devil couldn't help but want to laugh.

"I have always had excellent eyesight. Since the immortal can't tell the difference, just trust me." Qi Hanzhi leaned closer and lifted Xie Yun's chin, kissed him lightly on the corner of his lips, and then dragged his voice and said: " You are indeed born unparalleled in the world."

Xie Yunlian's eyes moved slightly, and when Qi Hanzhi withdrew to his original place, he said slowly: "Ah Qi is beautiful, but is he private?"

Qi Hanzhi was annoyed at first why this person couldn't listen to what he said, and then he suddenly realized some other meaning, couldn't help laughing, and said generously to Shang Xianzun's focused look, "That's what it is."

next day

The new disciples are not very old, and each of them is not tall. At this time, their faces are filled with uncontrollable excitement. They all get up early in the morning and arrive in groups according to the guidance of the disciple cards. missionary school.

Before the person arrived, his eyes were covered by the disciple's clothes that could not see the end.

The new disciples hesitated for a while, and there was a little luotou discussing in a low voice with an acquaintance: "I heard from the brother who led the way yesterday that although the missionary school is in the outer sect, but the disciples in the sect, no matter the outer sect, the inner sect or the personal sect, all the disciples below the golden core , have to complete their daily homework here. Kunlun is worthy of being the number one immortal sect, so there are so many disciples below Jindan?"

His companion looked a little taller than him, probably a little radish head in his teens, and shook his head calmly: "No, look at that senior sister, she only wears a student uniform with a light collar around the collar, and the hem of the robe is pale. Qing, with flowing cloud patterns on the cuffs, it should be an inner disciple with a higher Golden Core cultivation base, and..."

He put one hand on his companion's shoulders, tried his best to stand on tiptoe, raised his neck and looked in: "Look over there, those robes are darker than that of Senior Sister Jindan, it seems that only the elder Yuanying can wear them." of."

The more he spoke, the lower his voice became, and his two small brows frowned, as if he felt a little unbelievable.

At this moment, a young senior sister not far from the two of them turned her head, lowered her gaze, saw the two of them, and said with a smile: "Are you two new disciples?"

The two young disciples quickly saluted: "Senior Sister, it is true, I don't know why there are so many people today."

"For new disciples, there will be elders in the sect coming here to preach for three days, and the person who preaches today is an immortal!" The senior sister showed envy, pointing to a place with fewer crowds and said: "Go there quickly. Come on, those of us are here to listen, you new disciples can go in from there."

The two disciples thanked each other repeatedly, and hurried towards the end that the senior sister pointed to. After entering the venue, they realized that the one who was shorter asked, "Just now, I misheard just now, who is preaching today?"

The tall one was also taken aback when he heard the words: "It seems to be, Xianzun?"

The two little radish heads looked at each other, and it took a while to realize that shock and joy were written all over their faces.

At the time of the hour, the bell of the Missionary Academy rang, and the Qiuzhang Academy glanced at the blue color outside the courtyard, thinking that they had never seen these youngsters so active in the past, and secretly snorted coldly, facing the envious gazes of their disciples and colleagues, Swaggeringly walked to the treasure land set aside by using power for personal gain.

As soon as Qiu Zhangyuan sat down with the corner of his robe lifted, there was a sudden space fluctuation on the high platform, and the immortal in the green robe stepped out of it.

Xie Yunlian fell to the ground and looked around for a week. He was a little surprised to see so many disciples. The disciples stood up and saluted one after another, "Immortal Venerable". Xie Yunlian nodded slightly, and both parties sat down.

Qiuzhangyuan who was sitting beside him returned the salute, his eyes still fell on the immortal, his face was calm, but his heart was full of excitement. When the excitement calmed down a little, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Why is the Immortal Venerable, who has always been well-mannered, a little messy today?

And... Qiu Zhangyuan glanced at Xie Yunlian's chest. The large outer robe hangs down loosely after the fairy is seated, and a natural line is stacked between the middle coat, but the fairy's chest Before, did you carry a small thing?

Qiu Zhangyuan suspected that he had read it wrong. Before he could take another look, Xianzun's clear and cold voice sounded: "Recently, the cultivation world is not peaceful, and evil cultivators are likely to make a comeback. Let's take this opportunity to talk about evil cultivators... ..."

Pure and turbid spiritual energy, the Immortal Sect Demon Realm, and the evil ways against the sky, these are common sense in the cultivation world. Xie Yunlian did not intend to talk about obscure things when teaching new disciples, but seeing the monks of Jindan Nascent Soul in the distance, But he couldn't bear to teach them to come here for nothing, so he talked more from the simple to the deep.

The constant vibration of the chest cavity disturbed the bird's clear dream, and the little Phoenix who was carried on the chest rubbed dissatisfiedly, rolled and buried herself further in.

Xie Yunlian's voice paused indistinctly. The young disciple sitting in the front row had good eyesight and felt that something moved in the Immortal Venerable's arms. Attract the field full of ideas back.

The shaking and talking continued, and the little phoenix, who couldn't get away, let out an angry "chirp", opened his eyes, and saw a large piece of soft white cloth, the dissatisfaction of being woken up made him temporarily lose his ability to judge the environment , kicked the paw twice, and then drilled out towards the direction of the light.

Fenghuang got out from the collar, met Xie Yunlian's eyes, called his name dissatisfied, and was about to say something when he suddenly realized that he seemed to have uttered a "chirp".

The demon king who woke up a little bit: "..."

Hundreds of people inside and outside the missionary school could only hear the soft "chirp" in silence.

The palm-sized little red dumpling shook its fluff, calmly flapped its wings and landed on Xie Yunlian's shoulder

Xie Yunlian insisted on bringing a cute little pet with him when teaching people.

What does it have to do with this gentleman, the dignified demon king who has been missing for many days?

Thinking in this way, the demon king, who was forced to turn into a baby bird after being locked in his spiritual power and recovered his body, grabbed the shoulder with tight muscles under the claws, and dragged the black iron on the claws that became smaller along with his body. Ring, flapping its wings, flew to the head of the immortal.

The little phoenix in its infancy is like a round dumpling, with a golden point on the tip of its tail, and its almost invisible feathers on its forehead are raised high, sweeping the hundreds of green and green disciples proudly with its overlooking eyes, disdainful Another "chirp".

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A smile flashed across Xie Yun's eyes, and he coughed lightly, calling the attention of the completely dumbfounded disciples, without any intention of explaining, and continuing the previous content without any haste.

But all the disciples, whether they are old or young, or those who are qi-refining Nascent Souls, all lost their minds.

One after another looked at the top of Xianzun's head alternately, which he thought was obscure.

Xie Yunlian drooped his eyelids slightly to hide the gloomy expression in his eyes.

Just as the lecture was over, the weight on his head suddenly disappeared, and there was a slight sound of flapping wings. He quickly raised his head, and saw the little red ball plunged into his arms again.

"Chirp!" Tired!

Uncle Bird kicked the hand of the Immortal Venerable, and waited for the hands to be flattened, and then he nestled in calmly, and gave another "chirp", signaling Xie Yunlian that he should lie down and continue.

Xie Yunlian's fingertips were softer than clouds. The soft white fluff rose and fell slowly with each breath. His fingertips trembled uncontrollably, and he was stared at by those dark golden eyes.

After Ah Qi became a baby bird, those phoenix eyes also became round.

Xie Yun held his breath, and gently moved his fingertips on the belly of the baby bird without any contractual spirit.

"Chirp!" Xie Yunlian!

Xie Yunlian seemed to have never heard of it, and put his other hand on his back and gently stroked the direction of the feathers, while looking up at the disciples who had completely lost their souls, his expression was rare and gentle: "Sorry, just now Where did it go?"

The Qiuzhang Academy and the Immortal Venerable looked at each other for a long time before saying uncertainly: "The methods of evil cultivators are unpredictable, those who peel skin and bones are even worse, and the living soul is hard to destroy..."

Xie Yunlian nodded gratefully and continued.

The warm-palmed dumpling put on a show and struggled a few times, then quickly lay down and let others take care of him. He felt that this lesson could last for a few more hours.

It's a pity that God didn't want it.

However, after half a stick of incense, a beam of dazzling white light flashed in the eastern sky, accompanied by a roar of beasts that resounded throughout the world, countless people in the Immortal Sect Demon Realm looked in that direction, their expressions fluctuating.

Xie Yunlian stood up suddenly, in the east, the site of the immortal gate of Dongling in the past, where the Xuanyang sect is now.

Bai Ze's Roar rang out once more than 400 years ago, and it must have been caused by the extermination of the clan.