save the world for love
Chapter 76 Saying You Are Simple and You Have Done Everything
Duoduo heard movement in the dark, felt no one was around, and quickly turned on the bedside lamp.
"William!" Duoduo shouted in panic, and William ran into the room upon hearing the sound.
At three o'clock in the morning, William was fully dressed, and Duoduo grabbed the hem of William's clothes sleepily.
"Where are you going?"
"Go to the black market. I've made an appointment with the raccoon orc to discuss business." William sat by the bed. "If we negotiate well, we can open a new overseas transportation line."
"Sell positioning boards?"
"There are also anesthesia needles, and a lot of fun things." William counted on his fingers, "Micro trackers, pinhole video recorders, sleepwalking films, oxytocin, and many more."
Dodo doesn't care how many varieties there are, "Will you be in danger?"
"No." William touched his face, "I am a legitimate businessman."
"A legitimate businessman who goes to the black market." Duoduo pouted.
William pinched his face with a smile, "Boss will go with me, don't worry, I have another identity and name in the black market."
He didn't sleep well, Duoduo's eyes were sore, he closed his eyes and moved forward, rubbing his head on William's lap, "I went to discuss business in the middle of the night, what should I do, you won't be by my side when I wake up in the morning."
"Sleep, I will be by your side when you wake up." William lowered his head and gently sucked his lips.
William and Boss met in the black market. William wore a black wig and khaki leather jacket, while Boss wore glasses frames and casual suits that he never challenged.
In the black market, William is a dog merchant, and Boss is his secretary.
William's first words after the meeting were, "It's best to finish the conversation within an hour, and I want to go home before dawn."
"Why?" Boss didn't understand. "How can we rush to talk about business? What if the conversation goes smoothly and the two parties have an appointment for breakfast?"
"It's best not to make an appointment for breakfast." William grabbed his wig, "I promised Duoduo, I will be by his side when he wakes up."
"Do you sleep together?" Boss asked curiously, "The second and third floors are so big, are there no other rooms for people to live in?"
"When I was a dog, I slept in the same bed with Duoduo, and of course it's the same now." William was still as serious as ever, "Duoduo likes to sleep by holding my tail, and he woke up when I came together just now. He must have had trouble sleeping during the hours."
"Sleep holding your tail?" Boss raised his eyebrows, "The front tail or the back?"
"Of course it's the tail at the back." William laughed, "Who's tail is longer than the front?"
"Are you pretending?" Boss raised his glasses and looked closely into William's eyes. William was really so innocent that he didn't realize it?
"Pretend what?" William didn't understand.
Boshi rubbed his forehead, "Then may I ask this simple little wolf dog in front of me, how far have you and Duoduo progressed? Do you know that if you like someone too much, you will mate with him?"
"Yes, we have already handed over."
Poof, Boss almost vomited blood, and glanced at William, "Say you're innocent, and you've done everything."
"Of course I did." William and Boss were not on the same channel at all, and said as it should be, "I will be in heat if I kiss Duoduo, and of course I will do it. You know, once a dog starts, it can't stop , must be done to end.”
"Do you treat Dodo as a dog?"
"No." William replied seriously, "Duo Duo treats me like a human being."
Boss opened his mouth and rolled his eyes, he didn't know how to communicate, "In short, it can be seen that Duoduo likes you, and you like him too, so if he wants to treat you as a human being, you should do it in a human way Fall in love with him."
"Tell me a lot that I don't understand how human beings fall in love, and I'm worried that no one will ask for advice." William thought about the past, and asked Boss humbly, "The last time I asked him to rub Gorella's neck, he got angry. I just realized that human beings don’t want people they like to rub other people’s necks. I don’t want to do things that make Duoduo unhappy, how do you think I should fall in love with human beings?”
"I know about cats. The most common way to fall in love is to lick each other's fur, every corner of the body." Boss thought about Heijia's previous appearance, his cheeks flushed, "Heijia and I are both cats. When he sees me, he licks me. You know cats spit up after licking, and it feels uncomfortable. He loves me, and he licks me all the time. He never dislikes me, whether it is me or not. Be careful if you step on feces or pee, he will patiently help me lick it clean, and the cracks in my paws are so crispy and numb."
"Heijia is really caring." William also thought it was very romantic, but Duoduo was basically innocent, "Then how do humans express their love?"
"Humans, you can ask Henry for details, he watches a lot of movies." Boss rolled his eyes, "By the way, I can be sure of one thing, human beings like to celebrate anniversaries. This is the case with me and Heika's master, They always have endless anniversaries. Valentine's Day, birthdays, and the days when they bond together."
"Only these days can be used as anniversaries?"
"Of course not, as long as any day is endowed with meaning, it can become an anniversary." Boss said with great experience, "Xiao Jing likes to set a date, he has known Kevin for a month and set a 'one-month anniversary' , what else is 99 days to commemorate forever, 1314 days to commemorate a lifetime, what else is there to commemorate 100 days to commemorate, and the homonym of "I love you" on May 5, in short, two people fall in love, and there is no need for legislation, you Say what day to commemorate, just make up a saying."
William really wanted to take a notebook and write it down, "What do you want to do on the anniversary?"
"Prepare for a surprise!" Boss recalled what Wang Xiaojing had done, teaching William like a teacher, "You have to remember the steps of Human Memorial Day: the first step is to wear cool clothes; the second The first step is to prepare a surprise for the other party; the third step is to cook for the other party to eat; the fourth step is to mate."
William suddenly became excited, "Is it true that as long as there is an anniversary, the mating must end at the end?"
"It's basically like this." Boss thought to himself, at least that's what I've seen.
As long as there is an anniversary, you can mate, William understands, that is to say, every day is an anniversary and you can mate every day!
William has already made up his mind that every day will become a memorial day in the future!
"William!" Duoduo shouted in panic, and William ran into the room upon hearing the sound.
At three o'clock in the morning, William was fully dressed, and Duoduo grabbed the hem of William's clothes sleepily.
"Where are you going?"
"Go to the black market. I've made an appointment with the raccoon orc to discuss business." William sat by the bed. "If we negotiate well, we can open a new overseas transportation line."
"Sell positioning boards?"
"There are also anesthesia needles, and a lot of fun things." William counted on his fingers, "Micro trackers, pinhole video recorders, sleepwalking films, oxytocin, and many more."
Dodo doesn't care how many varieties there are, "Will you be in danger?"
"No." William touched his face, "I am a legitimate businessman."
"A legitimate businessman who goes to the black market." Duoduo pouted.
William pinched his face with a smile, "Boss will go with me, don't worry, I have another identity and name in the black market."
He didn't sleep well, Duoduo's eyes were sore, he closed his eyes and moved forward, rubbing his head on William's lap, "I went to discuss business in the middle of the night, what should I do, you won't be by my side when I wake up in the morning."
"Sleep, I will be by your side when you wake up." William lowered his head and gently sucked his lips.
William and Boss met in the black market. William wore a black wig and khaki leather jacket, while Boss wore glasses frames and casual suits that he never challenged.
In the black market, William is a dog merchant, and Boss is his secretary.
William's first words after the meeting were, "It's best to finish the conversation within an hour, and I want to go home before dawn."
"Why?" Boss didn't understand. "How can we rush to talk about business? What if the conversation goes smoothly and the two parties have an appointment for breakfast?"
"It's best not to make an appointment for breakfast." William grabbed his wig, "I promised Duoduo, I will be by his side when he wakes up."
"Do you sleep together?" Boss asked curiously, "The second and third floors are so big, are there no other rooms for people to live in?"
"When I was a dog, I slept in the same bed with Duoduo, and of course it's the same now." William was still as serious as ever, "Duoduo likes to sleep by holding my tail, and he woke up when I came together just now. He must have had trouble sleeping during the hours."
"Sleep holding your tail?" Boss raised his eyebrows, "The front tail or the back?"
"Of course it's the tail at the back." William laughed, "Who's tail is longer than the front?"
"Are you pretending?" Boss raised his glasses and looked closely into William's eyes. William was really so innocent that he didn't realize it?
"Pretend what?" William didn't understand.
Boshi rubbed his forehead, "Then may I ask this simple little wolf dog in front of me, how far have you and Duoduo progressed? Do you know that if you like someone too much, you will mate with him?"
"Yes, we have already handed over."
Poof, Boss almost vomited blood, and glanced at William, "Say you're innocent, and you've done everything."
"Of course I did." William and Boss were not on the same channel at all, and said as it should be, "I will be in heat if I kiss Duoduo, and of course I will do it. You know, once a dog starts, it can't stop , must be done to end.”
"Do you treat Dodo as a dog?"
"No." William replied seriously, "Duo Duo treats me like a human being."
Boss opened his mouth and rolled his eyes, he didn't know how to communicate, "In short, it can be seen that Duoduo likes you, and you like him too, so if he wants to treat you as a human being, you should do it in a human way Fall in love with him."
"Tell me a lot that I don't understand how human beings fall in love, and I'm worried that no one will ask for advice." William thought about the past, and asked Boss humbly, "The last time I asked him to rub Gorella's neck, he got angry. I just realized that human beings don’t want people they like to rub other people’s necks. I don’t want to do things that make Duoduo unhappy, how do you think I should fall in love with human beings?”
"I know about cats. The most common way to fall in love is to lick each other's fur, every corner of the body." Boss thought about Heijia's previous appearance, his cheeks flushed, "Heijia and I are both cats. When he sees me, he licks me. You know cats spit up after licking, and it feels uncomfortable. He loves me, and he licks me all the time. He never dislikes me, whether it is me or not. Be careful if you step on feces or pee, he will patiently help me lick it clean, and the cracks in my paws are so crispy and numb."
"Heijia is really caring." William also thought it was very romantic, but Duoduo was basically innocent, "Then how do humans express their love?"
"Humans, you can ask Henry for details, he watches a lot of movies." Boss rolled his eyes, "By the way, I can be sure of one thing, human beings like to celebrate anniversaries. This is the case with me and Heika's master, They always have endless anniversaries. Valentine's Day, birthdays, and the days when they bond together."
"Only these days can be used as anniversaries?"
"Of course not, as long as any day is endowed with meaning, it can become an anniversary." Boss said with great experience, "Xiao Jing likes to set a date, he has known Kevin for a month and set a 'one-month anniversary' , what else is 99 days to commemorate forever, 1314 days to commemorate a lifetime, what else is there to commemorate 100 days to commemorate, and the homonym of "I love you" on May 5, in short, two people fall in love, and there is no need for legislation, you Say what day to commemorate, just make up a saying."
William really wanted to take a notebook and write it down, "What do you want to do on the anniversary?"
"Prepare for a surprise!" Boss recalled what Wang Xiaojing had done, teaching William like a teacher, "You have to remember the steps of Human Memorial Day: the first step is to wear cool clothes; the second The first step is to prepare a surprise for the other party; the third step is to cook for the other party to eat; the fourth step is to mate."
William suddenly became excited, "Is it true that as long as there is an anniversary, the mating must end at the end?"
"It's basically like this." Boss thought to himself, at least that's what I've seen.
As long as there is an anniversary, you can mate, William understands, that is to say, every day is an anniversary and you can mate every day!
William has already made up his mind that every day will become a memorial day in the future!
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