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"It's here, it's here." Before opening the door, Dai Zhiyi enthusiastically turned and said to Pei Ling and Qi Youning who were behind him, "Treat this place as if it were your own home."

It's as if this is already his home.But when he opened the door, the chicken that flew out suddenly did not recognize Dai Zhiyi.

Dai Zhiyi was thrown in the face by a chicken, and raised his hand to dodge, but it was Pei Ling who came up and grabbed the chicken's wings to save Dai Zhiyi from disaster.The chicken was still thumping in Pei Ling's hands, but when it saw Qi Youning, it suddenly wilted.

"Bah, bah, bah, bah." Dai Zhiyi spat out the chicken feathers in his mouth and waved his hands, and when the chicken feathers were cleaned up, he was dumbfounded when he saw the scene in the courtyard.There are still a few chickens walking around in the courtyard with high strides, and there are chicken droppings everywhere. In many places, the grass is almost waist-high because of the moisture of the chicken droppings.

Qi Youning looked a little disgusted, covered his nose and asked, "Shall we rest here tonight?"

Dai Zhiyi was afraid that Qi Youning would leave, so he hurriedly said, "Clean it up, just tidy it up a little bit, how original it is."

When talking about cleaning up, Qi Youning became even more unhappy, "Do I have to do it too?"

"No, there's no need, you rest, it's good that Brother Pei and I come."

Qi Youning glanced at Pei Ling who was holding a chicken, and Pei Ling also replied, "Well, you just need to rest."

The three of them entered the yard, Dai Zhiyi closed the gate tightly, Pei Ling ordered Dai Zhiyi to catch the other chickens in the yard, and Pei Ling went to repair the chicken coops.Qi Youning found a low stool and sat down, resting his chin to watch Dai Zhiyi chasing chickens all over the courtyard.

"Stop!" Dai Zhiyi chased the chicken and shouted, Qi Youning wanted to laugh when he saw this scene, does it mean that you can stop if you stop?

"If you don't stop for me, I'll kill you and make soup tonight!"

With Dai Yiyi's threat, not only did the chicken not stand still, but was frightened by his intimidation and ran away, causing Dai Yiyi who was chasing him to step on chicken feces.Qi Youning couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud, not only laughing out loud, but also covering his belly and kicking his legs, because Dai Zhiyi's distressed appearance was so amused.

Dai Yiyi didn't catch a chicken, and stepped on a foot of shit. The chicken was also frightened by him, and its potential was stimulated, and it flew up to the roof with two wings.

"Ah." Dai Zhiyi looked blankly at the chicken flying to the roof, "What should I do?"

Qi Youning, who covered her belly and laughed for a while, also felt strange seeing this scene, so she stopped sitting, ran to the yard and stood with Dai Zhiyi and looked up at the chicken on the roof.

Dai Zhiyi gritted his teeth viciously and said, "I will kill you tonight!" He bent down and picked up a stone and threw it on the roof, trying to knock the chicken down, and he did not forget to grab Qi Youning, "You It’s not a good idea, help me beat this chicken.”

But Qi Youning's aim depends on the target. It's easy to hit a fixed object. Occasionally, when you encounter one or two living creatures, such as Dai Zhiyi, who is not very sensitive, you can also hit one. It is more flexible than Daizhiyi.Qi Youning threw two stones in a row and didn't hit chickens, just tiles.And the chickens were besieged by them below, and the ones that were taken away by flapping their wings even went to the roof.

Qi Youning and Dai Zhiyi kept throwing stones, the chicken missed, and many roof tiles were knocked over.

Pei Ling, who had just screwed up the barbed wire and locked up the other chickens, heard movement behind her. Looking back, Qi Youning and Dai Zhiyi pretended nothing had happened, and kept hiding their hands behind their backs.

"what happened?"

Pei Ling walked towards them with a puzzled expression on his face. Before he could get to them, he heard a "clack" from the roof.

Pei Ling looked at the field where he was standing just now and smashed down a puddle of chicken feces, and couldn't help but feel lucky that he was able to hide quickly.Then his face became serious, and he was not hit by chicken feces, but he almost missed it, so he still needs to be blamed.

Qi Youning raised her hands, "It's none of my business."

After hearing this, Dai Zhiyi thought to himself, even if it's none of your business, you won't be scolded.

"On behalf of Yi!"

Dai Zhiyi, who was called by the name in a deep voice, thumped in his heart, bowed his head and admitted his mistake, "I'm the only one chasing the chicken, who knew it flew up to the roof." After admitting his mistake, he finally had to ask Pei Ling for help, "Brother Pei, what's going on? Do it?"

Pei Ling glanced at the chicken on the roof, and said, "Leave it alone, just go inside."

"Ah? Don't care?" Dai Zhiyi was still thinking about stewing it tonight, and this chicken thief is wicked and always attacks with excrement. Dai Zhiyi couldn't swallow this breath. As for Pei Ling, Pei Ling came out again at this time, so he chased after Pei Ling and said, "Brother Pei, you were almost hit by chicken shit just now, although a man has to be magnanimous, but shit like shit on someone's head It can't be tolerated."

"You said you almost missed it, but it didn't hit it. If you are angry with the chicken shit you stepped on, well," Pei Ling stuffed a handful of rice bran into Dai Zhiyi's hand, "Let it come down." Said to Qi Youning, "Go and rest."

Qi Youning didn't help but he didn't want to sit under the eaves either. He followed behind Pei Ling, watching Pei Ling squatting down and twisting the barbed wire with pliers. Pei Ling never thought that chickens could fly, just now I saw it, but I can't fix the barbed wire more firmly.Qi Youning had nothing to do, so she squatted beside Pei Ling and watched. As soon as he squatted down, the chickens in the coop jumped up and down in fright when they saw him.

Qi Youning was a little strange, "These chickens seem to be afraid of me."

Pei Ling remembered that Sai Tianxian was looking for stones around the chicken pen to beat the chickens. How could the chickens not be afraid of him?Even chickens think Qi Youning is a Sai Tianxian.

"What are you thinking?"

When Qi Youning asked him, Pei Ling realized that he had lost his mind, laughed at himself and shook his head, and stuffed a handful of rice bran into Qi Youning's hand, "Feed them something to eat."

Qi Youning looked at the rice bran in his hand and asked, "Give them something to eat, won't they be afraid of me?"

"No. It's just that the rice bran is sprinkled and they bow their heads to peck the rice, so they won't look at you, and if they don't look at your face, they won't be so noisy."

What he said made Qi Youning touch his face with some self-doubt, "Do I look terrible?"

Pei Ling, who continued to twist the wire, replied casually, "No."

His casual tone naturally couldn't dispel Qi Youning's deep self-doubt, Qi Youning pouted and sprinkled a handful of rice bran, "You are perfunctory and say no, you must feel it in your heart, yes, a talent like Dai Zhiyi cute."

Pei Ling was reinforcing the iron net, and the veins on his forehead were all stretched out. He didn't hear the sourness in Qi Youning's tone. He just thought he was chatting with him in a normal way, and he still replied casually, "Dai Zhiyi is young and jumpy, don't go too far." It's pretty cute when it's happening."

After hearing this, Qi Youning threw a handful of rice bran on the chicken coop, and the chickens in the chicken pen were smashed all over by innocent people and jumped up and down again.This commotion covered up the movement of Dai Zhiyi fighting with the chicken behind him. The chicken on the roof was finally lured down to peck the rice. Dai Yi looked at the right time and jumped up to fight it desperately. Pei Ling felt the ground tremble slightly. He stopped for a while, and then saw the chicken in the cage jumping up and down, so he continued to twist the wire without paying attention.

Dai Zhiyi fought with the chicken behind them, and the two of them still squatted peacefully in front of the chicken coop.

"But he can only be cute, not as good as you."

Just as Qi Youning was about to throw rice bran into the chicken coop, she stopped, restraining the corners of her mouth.

"You look like a fairy."

The corners of his mouth that were about to rise lowered, Qi Youning's expression was a bit obscure, this time he didn't even have the mood to vent his anger on a chicken.Pei Ling, who was twisting the iron wire, said casually without any other meaning. In fact, he really praised him for looking like a fairy, but what he didn't know was that when he mistakenly called Qi Youning "Xian'er" earlier, Qi Youning remembered it, so The Xian'er in Pei Ling's sentence just now, Qi Youning thought it was another person.

Pei Ling, who had re-strengthened the chicken coop, let out a breath and raised his hand to wipe the sweat off his forehead. Before he turned his face to see the frustrated look on Qi Youning's face, Yiyi yelled, "I got it, I caught it! Brother Pei, I caught it!"

Hearing the sound, Pei Ling turned her head and saw Dai Zhiyi grabbing the chicken's foot and struggling with it.Even though it was pinned down, the chicken didn't intend to surrender. It still flapped its wings in an attempt to escape. If this continues, the chicken might try its tricks again and fly up to the roof.Pei Ling hurriedly got up to help.

Qi Youning also got up slowly, but he looked a little sluggish, Pei Ling only thought that he was tired, and still told him to go to rest.However, Qi Youning couldn't listen to what Pei Ling said at the moment, he couldn't hear anything at the moment, and he didn't even raise his head to take a look at the earth-shattering sound Dai Zhiyi was fighting with the chicken.He was just thinking, who is that fairy?

Pei Ling rushed over to take Dai Zhiyi's hand, the chicken seemed to know that something was coming that he couldn't handle, and it thumped even harder, making Pei Ling unable to get close, and the chicken sprayed shit from time to time, making Pei Ling go There is a flash next to it.

Dai Zhiyi found out that the chicken was thrashing to death relying on his chicken wings, so he simply grabbed the chicken wings, but his hand is disabled, and the chicken wings are very strong, Dai Zhiyi still couldn't stand it. The chicken escaped by flying up to the roof, but now it is stuck by the throat of fate, and it is desperately jumping upwards, and then it has diarrhea, and Pei Ling, who slipped to the side, twitched and looked at it with half of his face. It feels like Dai Zhiyi took a weapon and sprayed chickens.

Normal people have to dodge as far as possible when they see it, but Qi Youning stepped forward without fear. In fact, he is not fearless at all, but rather unconscious, and has no idea what is happening at this moment.

Pei Ling himself had just asked Qi Youning to rest in the room, how could he have known that he would step forward fearlessly at this moment.

"Get out of the way!"

Dai Zhiyi yelled, Qi Youning, who was about to walk up to him, finally came to his senses, raised his head in response, and then got hit and was sprayed all over his body.

"Huh~" Seeing this tragic scene, Dai Yiyi couldn't help but let out a voice of disgust, "I made you get out of the way."

Qi Youning was "glorious", Pei Ling hurriedly stepped forward and asked him, "Are you all right?"

Qi Youning still couldn't recover, and shook his head in a bad mood.Pei Ling glared at Dai Zhiyi and the chicken, and each of them suddenly fell silent.

Pei Lingxu supported Qi Youning, "Go and wash it."

Dai Zhiyi wanted to follow them with the chicken, but Pei Ling refused with his eyes, "Aren't you going to eat chicken tonight?"

"But I can't cook."

"Slaughter the chicken and wait for me."

"But I can't kill."

"Then wait for me to kill the chicken!"

Hearing what Pei Ling said, Yijue felt a little sympathetic to the chicken instead, and said a word of Buddha, "Amitabha."

The chicken in his hand drooped.

Instead, after finishing the recitation, the Buddha rolled his eyes and thought, "Huh, I seem to be a Taoist?"

Qi Youning stood in the bathroom, looked down at the clothes on her body and sighed, the bathroom door was knocked.

"Come in, I haven't started washing yet."

Pei Ling came in with the clothes and asked him, "Why haven't you started washing for so long?"

"Just..." Qi Youning didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately, Pei Ling just asked and didn't really want to find out an answer. He put down his clothes and said to Qi Youning, "These are all my clothes. You used to... anyway, you wear them first."

Qi Youning took a look, "Are the underwear yours too?"

"Well, if you don't like it," Pei Ling picked up the underwear and flipped through it, "turn it over like this."

Seeing his action, Qi Youning frowned slightly, and was afraid that Pei Ling would think that he really disliked him, so he didn't have time to think about the strange feeling just now, so he hurriedly said, "How could I dislike you." She lowered her head and looked at herself again Covered in chicken feces, "It's a good thing you don't dislike me."

"Where is it."

While speaking, Qi Youning pulled the corner of his clothes and took off his shirt with his backhand, Pei Ling quickly turned his face to avoid it.

Qi Youning conveniently put the clothes inside the sink, "What about the dirty clothes?"

"I'll take it out and wash it." Pei Ling turned her face to the sink and stretched out her hands to fumble.

"Here it is."

Qi Youning saw Pei Ling groping around the outside of the sink, and originally wanted to reach out and give him the clothes that were conveniently placed on the inside.As soon as Pei Ling heard "here", she didn't touch the outside of the sink, but naturally went inside again. It happened that Qi Youning reached out to hand him the clothes at this time.

This time, she didn't touch the clothes, but touched Qi Youning's hand.Touching something unexpected, Pei Ling turned her head in panic, and met Qi Youning's eyes, but moved her eyes slightly, and saw his shirtless arms.Pei Ling moved her face away uncomfortably, and wanted to take the clothes and leave, but Qi Youning's hand pressed his hand.

"Well, you hurry up and don't catch a cold. I have to go out and help you wash this clothes and hang them up."

"Oh." Qi Youning withdrew his hand, Pei Ling took the clothes and left, but was stopped by Qi Youning again, "I also got some stains on my trousers, why don't you take them out to wash together with the top?"

Pei Ling turned her back to Qi Youning and said, "Ang, then quickly take it off for me."

Looking at Pei Ling's back, Qi Youning felt bored, lowered her head and unbuttoned her trousers and asked, "Then I also took off my underwear at this moment, so I can take it out with you?"

"How about you wash it first, and then give me the dirty clothes after washing."

After saying that Pei Ling was about to leave, Qi Youning just teased him temporarily, and immediately took off his pants when he saw that he was about to leave, "I'm just kidding you, I'll take it off right away."

Because he was too anxious, he wanted to step on the pants when they hit the ground, but instead he got caught by the legs of the pants and fell forward.

Hearing the movement behind him, Pei Ling turned around to look, and when he turned around, Qi Youning, who tripped over his trousers and rushed towards him, pushed him down against the door.Looking from the side, it looks like Qi Youning "wall-dong" Pei Ling.