Chi You, your panda is hanging on the tree again!

"Get ready for a helicopter!"

When Fourth Master You rushed back all the way in a private plane, the crows that were strenuously plucking their hairs scattered away.One even hit the transparent glass directly.

Fourth Master You looked at the sleeping panda with its butt pouted softly, and slapped it up.

"Sleeping after all the hair has been plucked!"

The little boy woke up in a daze, scratched his butt, his hair fell out, and the two black beans suddenly widened, and they went straight to Fourth Master You's arms.

"Whoa-"

Fourth Master You looked at the crow outside the window, and then at the panda in his arms.

Now is the season for crows to build their nests, and it is probably because of this that they have their eyes on his cubs.

"Your hair is already in the nest of an adult's house, do you know that!"

The panda's eyes were red, but his face was blank.

Turning into a naked brat, he got up, and the brat covered his ass, the burning pain made his eyes instantly moist.

Not far from the big courtyard, on the branches of the poplar forest that has been growing for decades, a large number of crows are noisy.

Once again, Fourth Master You gave the boy medicine, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, looked at his aggrieved little face, and smiled unkindly.

"Okay, I will remember to close the windows tightly in the future..." Fourth Master You pinched his nose, "Huh?"

The little boy opened his hand, sucked his red nose, hiccupped while crying, and clutched his butt.

"All... hiccup... the buttocks are bald... woo woo woo..."

Fourth Master You put his hands to his nose, trying not to let himself laugh, and took the little boy into his arms and began to comfort him.

"It will grow out in a few days."

After comforting for a long time, the little boy stopped crying with a red nose.It's just that from time to time, I still touch my buttocks, and after touching it, I feel sad for a while, and when I feel too sad, I will cry twice.

The next day, Fourth Master You checked again and again that the windows were closed tightly before going out.And told Aunt Shen to prevent crows from flying in through the gate.

Aunt Shen agreed.

"It's true this year too. I don't know what's wrong with the crow. It keeps flying into the yard with something in its mouth."

Fourth Master You glanced upstairs, then went out.

At noon, Fourth Master You still turned on the camera surveillance.Then through the computer screen, I saw the little boy crawling around under the bed to find a comfortable sleeping position.

Lie on the ground and changed a dozen postures, but the boy was still dissatisfied.

Sitting kneeling in front of the window, several crows stared at him blankly, and the little boy also stared at the crows.Then, the cub rolled and turned into a panda, and began to call "viciously" at the crow through the window.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!!"

While yelling, he showed his butt in a demonstrative manner, making accusations.

The "quack" sound of the crows came through the sound-proof windows, with a slight taste of disdain. All the crows stood patiently on the branches, as if they were waiting for something.

The little boy may not dare to sleep anymore, but he seems to be overwhelmed with anger, and he doesn't know what to do. While humming angrily, tears start to seep from his eyes, and he has a tendency to cry stupidly by himself.

The crow was still screaming, shamelessly and arrogantly.

Fourth Master You was thinking about whether to go back and have someone cut down that piece of poplar forest for these crows.

The panda wiped the corners of its eyes, but the ups and downs of its stomach gradually calmed down.Then, the little boy lowered his head and blinked his eyes a few times, then scratched the hair on his buttocks, and finally opened the window a crack.

Climbing to the floor again, the panda was paralyzed and crawled to the ground.Then his eyeballs moved, and he covered his eyes with two paws.

Fourth Master You vaguely guessed what his son was going to do...

However, is it covering its eyes with its paws to pretend to be asleep...

Fortunately, however, crows are not birds with many brains.

The three crows came in, still jumping behind the panda's buttocks, after a few vigilant glances, they began to pluck the fur.

On the other side, Fourth Master You just paused with his finger on the mouse, and stared at the computer screen with his narrow eyes.With a hush, even Fourth Master You was startled by the kid's quick movements.

When I looked again, the two crows fled in all directions, in a panic.But the third one was already caught in the panda's hand, its wings were flapping vigorously, but it couldn't break free at all.

The panda grabbed one of its wings and wanted to put it in its mouth and bite.But the mouth just touched the black fur of the crow.But as if smelling something disgusting, he tilted his head and stuck out his tongue several times in disgust before turning his head around again, looking angrily at the crow in his hand.

Fourth Master You rubbed his chin, the corners of his lips curled up indulgently and a little... weird.

The panda freed a hand to touch its own buttocks, looked at the crow in its hand, and began to pluck the crow's feathers, and all the black feathers flew around.

Ten minutes later, the panda finally calmed down seeing the crow's bald buttocks, and let go of the crow.But the battered crow fell to the ground and twitched. Even the ear-piercing "quack" sound seemed desolate and weak. Its wings fluttered a few times, but it could no longer fly.

The panda snorted and fell asleep with its furry buttocks pouted.

Fourth Master You on the other side collapsed on the chair with a laugh, wanton and hearty.

Fourth Master You, who went back, looked at the floor covered with fluttering hairs, then at the little boy who was moving his feet and happily watching cartoons, and the crow lying on the ground with his bald buttocks, loveless, There was another muffled snort with laughter.

Seeing Fourth Master You, the little boy pointed to the crow on the ground with a proud face.

"I caught it!"

Fourth Master You rubbed the boy's head, "Well, that's amazing!"

Aunt Shen was called to clean the room. Aunt Shen looked at the feathers all over the floor and the crows with bald buttocks on the ground, and asked, "What... what's going on?"

But Fourth Master You didn't mean to explain, and Aunt Shen didn't ask any more questions, she cleaned up the feathers on the ground, and was about to go out with the crow's leg.

Seeing that Aunt Shen was going to carry the crow away, the little boy knelt and sat up on the bed, but couldn't say what he wanted to do for a while.

Aunt Shen joked, "This can cook a pot of broth."

Little brat: "No, don't eat."

Seeing that the boy was serious, Aunt Shen was about to explain, but Fourth Master You spoke.

"Let it go when it has the strength."

After hearing this, the little boy sat back on his buttocks, moved his feet and continued to watch cartoons, and when Aunt Shen came to the door with the crow, he bared his teeth fiercely at the crow.

Finally, the crow fell into Tailor Liu's hands.When Tailor Liu was free, he would break off a dry steamed bun and knead it into dregs and feed it a couple of mouthfuls. After feeding it for two days, it could be regarded as sending away the crow that was dark and bald.But before leaving, the crow shit on Tailor Liu.

"What the hell!"

There are fewer crows in the courtyard, and it is surprisingly clean.

After breakfast that day, Fourth Master You sat on the sofa and kissed the little boy again, the eyelashes of the little boy were all wet.

You Chaozhong, who was not far away, kept winking at the little boy.

The boy looked at him, and suddenly remembered what You Chaozhong had said to him.

Seeing that Fourth Master You was about to suck his lips, the little brat raised his head, and then there was a "pop".

A solid slap hit Fourth Master You's face.

It's a slap, not a fist.

The little boy realized that he seemed to have made a mistake.

Fourth Master You who was slapped for no reason: "..."

Before being slapped by a brat on the chin, he could still convince himself that it was just a joke.But now, he was indeed slapped on the face.

The living room was completely quiet after that sound, and You Chaozhong was angry, anxious and distressed.But seeing his grandson's dark face, he didn't dare to say anything.

but……

The little boy looked at You Chaozhong with big eyes and a little questioning.

"Hi, wrong type..." He clenched his hands into fists and waved towards Fourth Master You's gloomy face, "Is that so, grandpa?"

You Chaozhong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and moved his body away guiltily, "You bastard, why are you asking me?"

The little boy pouted, then shrank his head and tried to slip away from Fourth Master You.But how could Fourth Master You, who was slapped for no reason, let him go.

"Do you want to leave after hitting someone?" The voice was a bit... ambiguous, and it sounded like being loved.

You Chaozhong mechanically turned his face away, and then stared at his grandson while biting the little boy's ear while looking at him.

"Next time you dare to listen to what the old man says, I'll fuck you!"

This sentence was basically a warning to You Chaozhong.

You Chaozhong turned his face away, the sad tears in his eyes had nowhere to flow.

The boy doesn't understand what "up" means, but from the bottom of his heart, he doesn't want anyone else to ride on him except Chi You.

Fourth Master You let go of the little boy's earlobes, and let the boy look at his face.

Little boy: "... hurts?"

Fourth Master You: "Kissing doesn't hurt anymore."

You Chaozhong squinted and felt that if he didn't leave now, he might have a myocardial infarction later.

Which man can survive a slap in the face?Unless that person is a coward at all, but now, You Chaozhong watched helplessly as his own grandson begged with his slapped face... that's all.

After all, the little boy was a little guilty, so he kissed him as he said.

"Does it still hurt?"

Fourth Master You was leaning on the sofa with the cub in his arms, and let out a lazy and indifferent "Mmm".

The cub kissed again.

Ni looked at Fourth Master You, and the old man couldn't sit still anymore.

"Kiss again."

Again and again, until You Chaozhong walked away with a cane, Fourth Master You stroked the boy's lips and taught, "Don't listen to that old man."

Little boy: "But I like grandpa."

Fourth Master You: "Why?"

The little boy looked at him, unable to think of a reason, and it took a long time before he gave an unknown reason.

"Except for grandpa, isn't even the general gone?"

Fourth Master You didn't understand what he meant.

In 1965, the Ninth Meeting of the Standing Committee of the Third National People's Congress of the People's Republic of China decided to abolish the military rank system of the Chinese People's Liberation Army.In addition to the honor of the older generation, there are indeed no generals now.

The little boy looked at his face and pouted, "I won't let you ride!"

Fourth Master You: "What?"

Little brat: "You just said you wanted to fuck me!"

Fourth Master You: "..."

Knife could feel that Ruan Jianmin was trying to please him everywhere, but this made him a little upset.

What's more, that kid Huizi really planned to hold a dinner for Ruan Jianmin to celebrate his release from prison, even the brothers greeted him.

Knife only hated himself for not being able to beat Huizi to death with one fist.

"Daozi, you see, the brothers have even pooled their money, so it's okay to have a meal? I'm not worried that Uncle Ruan has something to say to you. Once we have this meal, we will go to dinner again. Drink a few bottles and keep them handy."

Daozi was about to kick Huizi twice, but Ruan Jianmin pushed the door open and came in.

"Yo, Uncle, it's time to get off work!"

Seeing that it was Huizi, Ruan Jianmin didn't hesitate, "Are you looking for a knife?"

play……

When he was eleven or twelve years old?

Huizi's face darkened when he saw the knife, and Ruan Jianmin seemed to realize that he had made a mistake.But he didn't talk much in the first place, and now he's talking even more awkwardly.

Some things in memory have been fixed in prison, and have not been moved for five or six years.

Huizi reacted quickly, grabbed the knife by the neck, and said, "Yes, uncle, I told my brothers to go drink, why don't I bring the knife."

Ruan Jianmin rubbed his chapped hands, and there were gully-like eye lines at the end of his eyes, "Then, then you go, drink less!"

The knife couldn't help but get tired of the discipline words that came out of Ruan Jianmin's mouth, like an arrogant vine, and his whole heart began to feel uncomfortable.

Huizi: "Cheng, Uncle, I'll take care of him for you!"

Ruan Jianmin sensed his son's impatience and dared not say more.

Huizi glanced at Daozi, pretending to have just remembered something, and said to Ruan Jianmin, "Uncle, Daozi told you, he plans to organize a celebration for you when you get out of prison..." Huizi was hit by Daozi Her legs pressed heavily against her stomach, "I rely on..."

With a cold face, the knife kicked Teruko's stomach, who was lying on the ground.Then he grabbed his collar and began to drag him outside the house.

Huizi desperately clawed at the door frame.

"Uncle, remember to go when the time comes!"

After Huizi left with Daozi, Ruan Jianmin found out the crumpled "business card" that Huizi had stuffed into him, took out an elderly phone and carefully stored the phone number.

Thinking of the celebration that Huizi had mentioned, Ruan Jianmin began to panic with embarrassment.But when he thought that his son was going to do it for him, he began to feel happy again.

Knife was still drunk that day, leaning against the door full of alcohol and looking at Ruan Jianmin, Ruan Jianmin wanted to help him, but Knife swung him away and went back to the house and fell on the bed.

Daozi started talking nonsense as soon as he was drunk, saying all kinds of embarrassing things.But today, Knife, who has grown to a height of 1.8 meters, is lying quietly on the bed, crying like a child.

Ruan Jianmin felt uncomfortable and didn't know how to comfort him. He wanted to cry with his son when he cried.

When the knife called "Dad", he cried.

He cried when he heard the knife call "You Qianliang".

He still cried when he heard Dao Zi shouting at the local dog they raised in the village before.

The last words Dao Zi said before falling asleep were "You Qiang's uncle's"!

Ruan Jianmin knew that You Qianliang was the one who met that particularly decent man, his son's boyfriend.

Could it be that the man really broke up with his son?

Ruan Jianmin panicked, walked around the room, and finally remembered the business card Huizi gave him.

When the call came, Ruan Jianmin's heart was beating violently, but fortunately, the phone didn't ring twice, and You Qianxuan answered the call.

"Hello?" Ruan Jianmin was a little nervous, "You, are you Professor You?"

You Qianling's expression paused slightly, and he recognized Ruan Jianmin's voice.

"Uncle Ruan, what's the matter with you?"

Ruan Jianmin couldn't speak for a while, he hesitated for a long time before he said nervously: "My dog ​​really likes you!"

You Qianliang: "..."

As soon as the first sentence was uttered, all of Ruan Jianmin's panic began to pour out.

"Uncle is in jail because he is worthless. It has nothing to do with my dog. You don't even know how miserable my dog ​​is now. He's so drunk that he's drunk.

Professor You, if you really dislike my dog ​​for having a father like me, tomorrow I will change my household registration to my dog's..."

"Uncle Ruan!" You Qianliang interrupted him, "Is the knife at home now?"

Half an hour later, You Qianliang rushed all the way to the rental house that Daozi rented.

Ruan Jianmin opened the door to let him in, and led him to see the drunken knife.

After Ruan Jianmin let You Qianling into Daozi's room, he wanted to go out quietly, but You Qianling stopped him.

"Uncle Ruan..."

Ruan Jianmin held the door and looked at him.

You Qianliang smiled at him, humble and sincere.

"I'm on good terms with Daozi. Also, please take more care of our affairs in the future."

Ruan Jianmin was dumbfounded.He didn't know that he had sent his son to the wolf's mouth.

The door was closed with an old creaking sound.

As if sensing someone approaching, Knife slowly opened his eyes, but he couldn't see who the person in front of him was.

"Who, who... hiccup... who, you..."

You Qianling pressed the two wrists of the knife to the top of his head, leaned over and nodded on his lips, his eyes were full of fascination.

Obviously it wasn't him who drank.

"Do you like me?"

Knife frowned, and said drunkenly: "I like your uncle..."

But You Qianling didn't care, and leaned over again, pried open his teeth and broke into his mouth, licked his gums with his wet and hot tongue, and finally hooked his tongue.

Chase, entangle.

The gasping sound became heavier and heavier, and the knife gradually got lost under the familiar touch.

He can think of who is pressing on his body, but he doesn't want to think about it, as if once this feeling is exposed, he will be stripped of his body, exposing his softness.

Without the sense of security he wanted...

"Do you like me? Huh?" You Qianling asked him over and over again.

Knife still didn't answer, not even once.

"Hmm... ah... hum..."

The two naked bodies are overlapping, needing each other, like fish that have fallen ashore, rolling and struggling, as if once they stop jumping, they will drown in the endless sunlight.

When I woke up the next day, the knife was still lying in You Qianling's arms, it was unreal like a dream, so that even when I realized that the two of them were not even separated by a pair of pants, they didn't realize it immediately. push him away.

You Qianling went to kiss his lips, Daozi's eyes widened, and he didn't dodge.

The lips pressed against the lips, not as soft as expected.

"morning……"

"It's too early for you, uncle!"

The knife kicked You Qianliang under the bed, picked up the pants he put on, and began to put them on his legs.

You Qianling, who fell under the bed, picked up the underwear on the ground and handed it to him, "Put this on first."

The blue veins on Knife's forehead, whose trousers were already pulled up, popped and popped.

"Tell me, what happened yesterday!"

You Qianling got up from the ground generously, picked up his pants and put them on slowly, "Why, you dragged me to bed, and you didn't recognize me the next day?"

Knife knew he was talking nonsense.

"Are you looking for death!"

You Qianliang put the bedside watch on his wrist, "Although you're drunk, you won't really forget what happened yesterday, right? Knife, what you like and what I want. Besides Yes, the two of us have even met our parents, so we are engaged, and it is normal to sleep."

Knife: "Don't fucking talk nonsense!"

You Qianling looked at him sideways: "I've always been serious, don't you plan to pull up your pants and deny it?"

knife:"……"

The buttocks are still hurting so much, the knife is sure that he was crushed.

You Qianling approached, clenched his fist with the knife.

"Sometimes I really don't know what you are guarding against. I am not bad. I have a degree, a good job, a car and a house, and you also mean a little bit to me."

The knife stared at him, but didn't swing his fist.

"Also, wouldn't we have a tacit understanding in bed?"

The knife was about to throw a fist, but before the fist landed on You Qianxuan's face, there was a knock on the door.

"son?"

You Qianliang clenched his fist before the knife dropped, stood up and opened the door, and asked the embarrassed Ruan Jianmin, "Dad, what's the matter?"

knife:"……"

Ruan Jianmin: "..."

Knife: "What the hell are you calling!"

Ruan Jianmin was flattered, "That, that, dumplings, do you want to eat?"

You Qianliang took the coat, "Dad, I have class today, so I won't eat."

Ruan Jianmin didn't dare to keep him for fear of delaying his affairs.

So, Knife just watched You Qianliang walk away under his nose without any hesitation.

Ruan Jianmin, who hadn't noticed the mess in the room until now, realized what happened yesterday belatedly.

"Son, son, dumplings, do you want to eat?"

The knife glared at him: "Yesterday you let him in!"

Ruan Jianmin: "...um."

Knife panted heavily, but in the end it just slammed the bathroom door.