Chi You, your panda is hanging on the tree again!
Chapter 86 A Bamboo
"Fourth master, something happened to Professor You!"
Fourth Master You slightly retracted one leg, with a bit of unhappiness in being disturbed in his eyes.
"what happened?"
His voice was slightly hoarse, and his body was not refreshed due to the exhaustion he endured all night, and his throat was a bit astringent.
It's been a long time since I caught a cold.
Coughing in a hoarse voice, Fourth Master You stood up from the chair.
The flustered Aunt Shen didn't pay much attention to Fourth Master You's pale face at the moment, and fiddled with her mobile phone to find out the news that You Qianliang and the knife were taken away by the police, and handed it to him.
"It's because the knife next to you wrote some little yellow text, and a man took the knife to chop him up. It happened that Professor You was with the knife, and the two of them beat the man up. Both of them have now been taken away."
A knife who can't read all the words will be bored enough to write small obscene texts on the Internet?
Fourth Master You walked to the sofa and let himself sink in, rubbing his temples and scrolling down the trending search.
#On the history of the most novel Xiao Huangwen ranking first#
Without the leisure to read the content, Fourth Master You directly clicked on the screenshot of the accompanying post.
"A missing person notice, male, name: Youyou."
Fourth Master You frowned.
Knife actually helped his son find that wild man without telling him...
Looking down, Fourth Master You didn't know what he saw from inside, and he loosened his clenched hands.
"Height: Unknown. Can ride a horse, looks good, can swing a big knife, can fight... He has planted three pillars (bamboo), one was gnawed, one was crushed, and the last one was still Be gnawed.
I like to pinch people's buttocks, there is a scar on the chest next to the left nipple, the bitten one has a scar on the chin, the bitten one has a scar on the shoulder (shoulder), the bitten one..."
One of Fourth Master You's fingers trembled slightly.
three bamboos...
Fourth Master You covered his mouth and coughed several times, but his eyes were fixed on that word.
Of the three bamboos, one was gnawed, one was crushed, and the last one was gnawed...
He stared at the screen of the phone, not knowing whether it was because of the cold or something, the surging blood almost made him unable to breathe.
Aunt Shen looked at him worriedly.
"Fourth Master, are you feeling unwell, why don't you call the doctor..."
"Where's the bastard..." Fourth Master You gripped the phone tightly, took a deep breath and interrupted him.
Aunt Shen: "Didn't you order him to be locked in the yard yesterday and starve him to death?"
Fourth Master You suddenly remembered, stood up from the sofa suddenly, coughed and strode to the yard.
The little boy with frost on his eyelashes puffed out his mouth and scratched the frozen ground. He was not crying, but the tears were still there.
Not far away, the burnt wood was still glowing red.
Fourth Master You walked up to the kid who was in a daze.And the little boy didn't focus his eyes until he saw those feet, and raised his head.
"hungry--"
Fourth Master You looked down at him, his throat rolled for a long time but he couldn't make himself say a word.
He just squatted down, trying to pick up the cub, but he didn't pick him up.
Only then did the little boy remember his butt that had been frozen on the ground all night, and he felt aggrieved.Apart from being hungry, I thought of Fourth Master You as the culprit.
Fourth Master You forcefully pulled the little boy up from the ground, and the little boy lay on his shoulder and began to cry.
"Is it cold?"
The little boy wiped away his tears angrily and ignored him.
Fourth Master You tightened his arms holding him, carried him into the room step by step, took off his pants, looked at his cold butt, and quickly covered him with the quilt.
"hungry!"
The little cub got up from the bed in dissatisfaction, raised his neck and groaned angrily.
"I have something to explain to you first..."
"hungry!"
The fist slammed down hard on the bed, this time the little boy was completely hungry and crying.
Fourth Master You: "..."
The atmosphere is gone...
Then eat first...
Originally, I wanted to make my son his favorite hand-peeled bamboo shoots.But as soon as he took the bamboo shoots out of the refrigerator, the impatience in Fourth Master You's heart made him put the things back in, and went upstairs again with two steamed buns.
Stuffing the steamed buns into the boy's hands, Fourth Master You squatted down in front of him, wanted to speak but found that there was no way to speak.
"You, are you looking for Yoyo?"
The little boy gnawed on the steamed bun and nodded.
Fourth Master You gradually tightened his hands on both sides of his legs.
"I am!"
The little boy was stunned, his movements of biting the steamed buns were small, he lowered his big eyes, listening to his words, he didn't look at the strange face.
Fourth Master You looked at him.
The little boy lowered his head, pinched his fingers into the steamed bun, and couldn't swallow the steamed bun in his mouth.
"You, you never said your name was Yoyo before..."
Fourth Master You: I also didn’t know that my majestic Chi You would be called “You You” by you who would only be used by a three-year-old child, and you have a different pronunciation when you speak...
"I really am!"
Fourth Master You became a little impatient with the explanation.
"Don't you remember that I planted bamboo for you? I remember it was because you gnawed two mouthfuls of bamboo shoots outside and thought it was delicious, so you just stayed in that broken bamboo forest and refused to leave. I asked someone to dig a bamboo shoot to coax you. Bring you a basket of bamboo shoots, and later..."
Before Fourth Master You finished speaking, the little brat raised his tearful eyes trembling.Then he swung the steamed bun in his hand and hit Fourth Master You in the face.
The fourth master You who was smashed into a daze: "..."
The little brat picked up another unfinished steamed bun and threw it at his face again.
Fourth Master You didn't hide, just accepted it obediently.
He didn't know why the kid hit him, all he knew was that his kid was crying again, the kind that didn't make a sound, the kind that was so wronged that he lost his voice...
"What’s wrong with you……"
Fourth Master You didn't know how to make his son understand different bodies.But it is a matter of a soul.Even before, he never thought that his son could understand.That's why he repeatedly gave up trying to let him know that he was Chi You.
What Fourth Master didn't notice was that since he said he was "Youyou", the little brat didn't deny him a single word.
Fourth Master You wanted to wipe away his tears, but the boy turned his head away, lifted the quilt and got in.
Fourth Master You got up and just looked at him through a layer of quilt. After a long time, he put his hands on the quilt, thought a lot, but only asked him in a hoarse voice if he was still hungry.
The little boy didn't answer him.
"Boy, Yoyo is your most important person, right?"
The boy still didn't answer him.
Fourth Master You went downstairs to the kitchen, and the boy only revealed half of his face from under the quilt when he heard the sound of him leaving. He lay there for a while with his eyes open, then got up from the bed, got out of the bed and took the two steamed buns. Picked it up, curled up in the corner and gnawed with tears.
In the police station, the two who were locked together after the interrogation sat and chatted together.
You Qianliang: "Dao Zi, your father told us to have a child."
Knife looked at him like an idiot, "Are you sick?"
You Qianliang knew that he was thinking wrong, put his arms around him and smiled and said, "It's not for you to give birth."
Knife: "Then you gave birth?"
You Qianliang: "I mean find a surrogate, use your sperm."
Knife was very repulsed by this matter, frowned and said: "Then why don't you make one?"
You Qianliang: "It's your father who wants a grandson, not me who wants a son, understand? Besides, I've been sterilized, and I have to unblock it, which is troublesome."
Hearing what he said, Daozi realized that You Qianxuan was actually an eunuch, and then a question came up that he didn't care much about before.
"Why did fourth master eunuch you then?"
You Qianliang: "...that's called ligation."
"Aren't they all the same? Come on, why did you provoke Fourth Master?"
You Qianling really wanted to pinch Daozi's butt twice, but he didn't have the guts yet, but he could try it when the two of them got out of bed.
"At that time, I asked the doctor to check whether his son was a little mentally retarded, and then..."
The knife jumped up suddenly: "You are a fucking retard!"
You Qianling was not angry either, but leaned against the wall with his arms around his head slightly, looked at him with lowered eyelids, and said, "If that kid didn't have such a face, wouldn't the words cute and cute be leftovers?" Is the next guy stunned? If you think about it carefully, he can't even understand a not-so-blunt sentence. Do you really think there is nothing wrong with his IQ? To put it bluntly, that bastard is like a Dogs and cats that are raised by people's feet."
Knife wanted to refute him, but...
You Qianliang propped his hands back on the bed and got up, his waist was not very straight, his eyebrows were drooping, with a sense of vicissitudes.
"But the owl is already in love. If the cub doesn't even understand such things as love and just stays by his side just to beg for food, wouldn't it be too cruel to the owl."
Knife looked at him, speechless for a moment.
You Qianxuan always makes sense in what he says...
"That bastard is not like you. Although you are a stupid dog, I know that you are actually a human being in your bones."
knife:"……"
The knife punched him with a fist.
"Yu Qian stares at me. Fuck you!"
Fourth Master You desperately wanted to let the boy understand that he was Chi You.But the little cub crawled into the blanket as soon as he opened his mouth, and he didn't come out for a whole day.
I didn't ask him if he was lying, nor did I ask him to prove anything.
Fourth Master You really couldn't figure out his thoughts, and he felt a sense of nowhere to rest all day long.
Until the sky gradually darkened, the last ray of light outside was hidden, and the night reached the deepest point.
Fourth Master You opened the door, only to find that the lights in the room were off, and even the heavy curtains had been drawn up, and he couldn't see his fingers.
He was about to fumble to turn on the light, but the brat's trembling voice stopped him.
"Don't turn on the lights!"
Fourth Master You paused.
In the dark surroundings, they couldn't see each other's faces clearly.
"You haven't finished yet..."
"what?"
The little boy sat on the bed, hugged his legs tightly, buried his face between his legs, he couldn't hide the slight tremor in his voice, and couldn't control the tears soaking into his pants.
"Those three bamboos..."
Fourth Master You slightly retracted one leg, with a bit of unhappiness in being disturbed in his eyes.
"what happened?"
His voice was slightly hoarse, and his body was not refreshed due to the exhaustion he endured all night, and his throat was a bit astringent.
It's been a long time since I caught a cold.
Coughing in a hoarse voice, Fourth Master You stood up from the chair.
The flustered Aunt Shen didn't pay much attention to Fourth Master You's pale face at the moment, and fiddled with her mobile phone to find out the news that You Qianliang and the knife were taken away by the police, and handed it to him.
"It's because the knife next to you wrote some little yellow text, and a man took the knife to chop him up. It happened that Professor You was with the knife, and the two of them beat the man up. Both of them have now been taken away."
A knife who can't read all the words will be bored enough to write small obscene texts on the Internet?
Fourth Master You walked to the sofa and let himself sink in, rubbing his temples and scrolling down the trending search.
#On the history of the most novel Xiao Huangwen ranking first#
Without the leisure to read the content, Fourth Master You directly clicked on the screenshot of the accompanying post.
"A missing person notice, male, name: Youyou."
Fourth Master You frowned.
Knife actually helped his son find that wild man without telling him...
Looking down, Fourth Master You didn't know what he saw from inside, and he loosened his clenched hands.
"Height: Unknown. Can ride a horse, looks good, can swing a big knife, can fight... He has planted three pillars (bamboo), one was gnawed, one was crushed, and the last one was still Be gnawed.
I like to pinch people's buttocks, there is a scar on the chest next to the left nipple, the bitten one has a scar on the chin, the bitten one has a scar on the shoulder (shoulder), the bitten one..."
One of Fourth Master You's fingers trembled slightly.
three bamboos...
Fourth Master You covered his mouth and coughed several times, but his eyes were fixed on that word.
Of the three bamboos, one was gnawed, one was crushed, and the last one was gnawed...
He stared at the screen of the phone, not knowing whether it was because of the cold or something, the surging blood almost made him unable to breathe.
Aunt Shen looked at him worriedly.
"Fourth Master, are you feeling unwell, why don't you call the doctor..."
"Where's the bastard..." Fourth Master You gripped the phone tightly, took a deep breath and interrupted him.
Aunt Shen: "Didn't you order him to be locked in the yard yesterday and starve him to death?"
Fourth Master You suddenly remembered, stood up from the sofa suddenly, coughed and strode to the yard.
The little boy with frost on his eyelashes puffed out his mouth and scratched the frozen ground. He was not crying, but the tears were still there.
Not far away, the burnt wood was still glowing red.
Fourth Master You walked up to the kid who was in a daze.And the little boy didn't focus his eyes until he saw those feet, and raised his head.
"hungry--"
Fourth Master You looked down at him, his throat rolled for a long time but he couldn't make himself say a word.
He just squatted down, trying to pick up the cub, but he didn't pick him up.
Only then did the little boy remember his butt that had been frozen on the ground all night, and he felt aggrieved.Apart from being hungry, I thought of Fourth Master You as the culprit.
Fourth Master You forcefully pulled the little boy up from the ground, and the little boy lay on his shoulder and began to cry.
"Is it cold?"
The little boy wiped away his tears angrily and ignored him.
Fourth Master You tightened his arms holding him, carried him into the room step by step, took off his pants, looked at his cold butt, and quickly covered him with the quilt.
"hungry!"
The little cub got up from the bed in dissatisfaction, raised his neck and groaned angrily.
"I have something to explain to you first..."
"hungry!"
The fist slammed down hard on the bed, this time the little boy was completely hungry and crying.
Fourth Master You: "..."
The atmosphere is gone...
Then eat first...
Originally, I wanted to make my son his favorite hand-peeled bamboo shoots.But as soon as he took the bamboo shoots out of the refrigerator, the impatience in Fourth Master You's heart made him put the things back in, and went upstairs again with two steamed buns.
Stuffing the steamed buns into the boy's hands, Fourth Master You squatted down in front of him, wanted to speak but found that there was no way to speak.
"You, are you looking for Yoyo?"
The little boy gnawed on the steamed bun and nodded.
Fourth Master You gradually tightened his hands on both sides of his legs.
"I am!"
The little boy was stunned, his movements of biting the steamed buns were small, he lowered his big eyes, listening to his words, he didn't look at the strange face.
Fourth Master You looked at him.
The little boy lowered his head, pinched his fingers into the steamed bun, and couldn't swallow the steamed bun in his mouth.
"You, you never said your name was Yoyo before..."
Fourth Master You: I also didn’t know that my majestic Chi You would be called “You You” by you who would only be used by a three-year-old child, and you have a different pronunciation when you speak...
"I really am!"
Fourth Master You became a little impatient with the explanation.
"Don't you remember that I planted bamboo for you? I remember it was because you gnawed two mouthfuls of bamboo shoots outside and thought it was delicious, so you just stayed in that broken bamboo forest and refused to leave. I asked someone to dig a bamboo shoot to coax you. Bring you a basket of bamboo shoots, and later..."
Before Fourth Master You finished speaking, the little brat raised his tearful eyes trembling.Then he swung the steamed bun in his hand and hit Fourth Master You in the face.
The fourth master You who was smashed into a daze: "..."
The little brat picked up another unfinished steamed bun and threw it at his face again.
Fourth Master You didn't hide, just accepted it obediently.
He didn't know why the kid hit him, all he knew was that his kid was crying again, the kind that didn't make a sound, the kind that was so wronged that he lost his voice...
"What’s wrong with you……"
Fourth Master You didn't know how to make his son understand different bodies.But it is a matter of a soul.Even before, he never thought that his son could understand.That's why he repeatedly gave up trying to let him know that he was Chi You.
What Fourth Master didn't notice was that since he said he was "Youyou", the little brat didn't deny him a single word.
Fourth Master You wanted to wipe away his tears, but the boy turned his head away, lifted the quilt and got in.
Fourth Master You got up and just looked at him through a layer of quilt. After a long time, he put his hands on the quilt, thought a lot, but only asked him in a hoarse voice if he was still hungry.
The little boy didn't answer him.
"Boy, Yoyo is your most important person, right?"
The boy still didn't answer him.
Fourth Master You went downstairs to the kitchen, and the boy only revealed half of his face from under the quilt when he heard the sound of him leaving. He lay there for a while with his eyes open, then got up from the bed, got out of the bed and took the two steamed buns. Picked it up, curled up in the corner and gnawed with tears.
In the police station, the two who were locked together after the interrogation sat and chatted together.
You Qianliang: "Dao Zi, your father told us to have a child."
Knife looked at him like an idiot, "Are you sick?"
You Qianliang knew that he was thinking wrong, put his arms around him and smiled and said, "It's not for you to give birth."
Knife: "Then you gave birth?"
You Qianliang: "I mean find a surrogate, use your sperm."
Knife was very repulsed by this matter, frowned and said: "Then why don't you make one?"
You Qianliang: "It's your father who wants a grandson, not me who wants a son, understand? Besides, I've been sterilized, and I have to unblock it, which is troublesome."
Hearing what he said, Daozi realized that You Qianxuan was actually an eunuch, and then a question came up that he didn't care much about before.
"Why did fourth master eunuch you then?"
You Qianliang: "...that's called ligation."
"Aren't they all the same? Come on, why did you provoke Fourth Master?"
You Qianling really wanted to pinch Daozi's butt twice, but he didn't have the guts yet, but he could try it when the two of them got out of bed.
"At that time, I asked the doctor to check whether his son was a little mentally retarded, and then..."
The knife jumped up suddenly: "You are a fucking retard!"
You Qianling was not angry either, but leaned against the wall with his arms around his head slightly, looked at him with lowered eyelids, and said, "If that kid didn't have such a face, wouldn't the words cute and cute be leftovers?" Is the next guy stunned? If you think about it carefully, he can't even understand a not-so-blunt sentence. Do you really think there is nothing wrong with his IQ? To put it bluntly, that bastard is like a Dogs and cats that are raised by people's feet."
Knife wanted to refute him, but...
You Qianliang propped his hands back on the bed and got up, his waist was not very straight, his eyebrows were drooping, with a sense of vicissitudes.
"But the owl is already in love. If the cub doesn't even understand such things as love and just stays by his side just to beg for food, wouldn't it be too cruel to the owl."
Knife looked at him, speechless for a moment.
You Qianxuan always makes sense in what he says...
"That bastard is not like you. Although you are a stupid dog, I know that you are actually a human being in your bones."
knife:"……"
The knife punched him with a fist.
"Yu Qian stares at me. Fuck you!"
Fourth Master You desperately wanted to let the boy understand that he was Chi You.But the little cub crawled into the blanket as soon as he opened his mouth, and he didn't come out for a whole day.
I didn't ask him if he was lying, nor did I ask him to prove anything.
Fourth Master You really couldn't figure out his thoughts, and he felt a sense of nowhere to rest all day long.
Until the sky gradually darkened, the last ray of light outside was hidden, and the night reached the deepest point.
Fourth Master You opened the door, only to find that the lights in the room were off, and even the heavy curtains had been drawn up, and he couldn't see his fingers.
He was about to fumble to turn on the light, but the brat's trembling voice stopped him.
"Don't turn on the lights!"
Fourth Master You paused.
In the dark surroundings, they couldn't see each other's faces clearly.
"You haven't finished yet..."
"what?"
The little boy sat on the bed, hugged his legs tightly, buried his face between his legs, he couldn't hide the slight tremor in his voice, and couldn't control the tears soaking into his pants.
"Those three bamboos..."
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