5t5 please be a person!

If I hadn't read the setting collection, I would really doubt that Gojo Satoru would be able to read minds!

With inexplicable guilt, I nodded and agreed.

It's nothing more than frying an egg roll.

"But where can I make it for you? There is no kitchen in the dormitory, right?"

Gojo Satoru pulled me into the room, and opened the cabinet door as if he wanted to show me a big baby, "Qing, qiang—"

There is a brand new stove set in the cabinets, from the stove to the kitchen utensils.

"No, why is there such a thing in your room?"

I don't think Gojo Satoru is the type to go back to the dormitory and still be in the mood to cook by himself.

"Because I want to see Yayoi cooking for me as soon as I wake up—"

I:"?"

It is better not to explain than to explain, which makes people even more confused.

Gojo Wujo paused for a moment before adding, "That's why they were sent over overnight."

I:"……"

It's quite reasonable. Of course, what the young master of the Wutiao family wants can be sent over, but there are really many pitfalls.

I firmly resisted the urge to complain, "Sweet egg rolls, right?"

Gojo Satoru sat aside expectantly, "Yeah!"

It's really well prepared.

I studied the various seasonings that were neatly placed together, picked up the sake and broth and mixed them evenly into the egg liquid with excess sugar.

pour oil……

down the pot...

Just add a little salt... Before I started, I suddenly thought of the performance my brother had done, and I had an idea.

"Wu, watch it!"

I turned the firepower to the maximum, raised my hand to turn on the lights in the room, and instantly found out the flashlight function of the phone, shining a strong beam of light on the egg rolls from above.

The violent high temperature quickly melted the falling salt, and the dull surface became shiny, refracting crystal light in mid-air.

Cheats - Sprinkle salt!

The salt falling onto the egg roll just formed a heart!

I originally wanted to write his name, but it was too complicated and I gave up halfway.

But as long as I don't say it, no one will know it.So I confidently brought the freshly baked egg roll to Gojo Satoru, "Taste how it tastes! It contains my love for you!"

Gojo Satoru couldn't wait to take a bite, his expression wrinkled uncontrollably.

Me: "Toxic?"

Gojo Satoru maintained the posture of the egg roll entrance, tears slowly welled up in his eyes, and told me inarticulately, "Salty..."

Ah, I can see that it is indeed very salty.

But I didn't put much salt, did I?

I recalled my operation just now and found the problem...

At the beginning, I didn’t plan to sprinkle much salt, but I temporarily increased the amount for the visual effect on the way, and the salt that can completely draw a level of love is not salty!

"Salty, spit it out quickly!" I quickly got up and poured water for Wujo Wu.

"I don't!" Gojo Satoru looked at me with tears in his eyes, "This is the first time you make breakfast for me—"

Even knowing that he was actually being cried, I still couldn't help feeling short of breath, "Don't eat, I'll make you another one!"

"The first time is special!"

"Wu, spit it out obediently, you can only hold it in your mouth."

"I do not!"

"Then you should swallow it and don't cry..."

As soon as Xia Youjie pushed the door open, he quickly stopped and closed the door slowly, "I'm sorry to bother you."

"Xia You came just in time, go and persuade me." When I encountered this situation early in the morning, the headache feeling that I had just relieved came back again, faintly showing a sense of existence, "Mingming Tun If you don't go down, you have to hold on!"

"Uh... I can't persuade you about this kind of thing." Xia Youjie tried to evade outside the door.

what?

I was confused by Xia Youjie's answer. What's wrong with that? Is it because I woke up in the wrong way today? Why do I find it difficult to communicate with anyone?

"What's wrong, aren't you his best friend?" I tried to snatch the egg roll from Gojo Satoru.

It's a pity that the plate seemed to be welded to his hand, no matter how hard I tried, it wouldn't move at all, "Wu, spit it out of your mouth!"

"That..." Xia Youjie outside the door was quiet for two seconds, and lowered his voice to remind, "Don't forget to meet Nu Liang and Oi Chuan later, don't make it too much."

"Xia You! What are you dawdling about, come in and help!"

Gojo Satoru had already eaten half of the egg roll crying (not) and I was worried that he would have to go directly to the hospital for gastric lavage if he ate the whole thing later.

After cooling, you can clearly see that the salt on the egg rolls has formed a thick layer, which is really a lethal dose!

Xia Youjie was still looking for a reason at the door, "If Wu wants to...cough, if Wu wants to eat, you can let him eat it. If he doesn't want to, no one can force him."

"What nonsense are you talking about! Come in and help! If you eat any more, I'm afraid he will go to the hospital!"

"Are you playing so big?"

Gojo Satoru swallowed the bitterly salty egg roll in pain, and finally had time to speak, "Jie, don't worry about it, and Yayoi, people won't go to the hospital if they eat salt."

"Eh?" Hearing this answer, Xia Youjie pushed the door open instead.

He looked at us in surprise, and finally landed on the egg roll, "So you are... having breakfast?"

Gojo Satoru and I turned our heads together, "Otherwise?"

Xia Youjie pretended to be calm and shook his head, and laughed dryly, "No, it's good to have breakfast, haha, it's good."

Gojo Satoru and I were stunned for a moment and then came to our senses.

"Huh—" Gojo Satoru dragged his voice out, "Jie, your thoughts are so dirty!"

I sighed, "What's going on in the minds of male high school students?"

Xia Youjie: "Hearing that kind of conversation, how could you possibly guess that you are having breakfast!"

"Whoever hears it will misunderstand!"

"Eat an egg roll and still have to hold it, Wu, have you become a toothless old man?"

"Eating egg rolls until I cried, there must be a limit to acting!"

As soon as Xia Youjie exploded, Wujo Gou and I were as quiet as chickens.

"Jie, have you had breakfast?" Gojo Wu raised the egg roll in his hand and pushed it towards Xia Youjie as if to apologize.

Didn't I say just now that the first time is special, and I made a fuss that I must finish eating? I glanced at Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru winked at me.

Xia Youjie took the plate unprepared and took a bite, "It's so salty!"

"Don't vomit! This is a love breakfast specially made by my girlfriend for me, because Jiecai specially gave you a taste!"

"Yes..." I chimed in, "We'll be sad if you spit it out, you'd better swallow it, summer oil."

Xia Youjie's Adam's apple twitched, and he swallowed the contents of his mouth with difficulty. He snatched the water glass from Wutiao Wu's hand and poured it into his mouth, "It's so sweet!"

Gojo Satoru innocently put down the sugar bowl in his hand, "I'm going to drink it myself."

Xia Youjie clutched his throat, looking as if he had been given poison, "Water..."

I didn't go too far enough to leave him alone, I immediately poured a glass of water and handed it to him, Xia Youjie suspected that he was suffering from a seizure, but he refused to take it, and he performed alone and couldn't survive or die.

As soon as Jia Ru Nitzi entered the door, he was stunned by the seemingly murderous scene, "Xia You's complaints are not serious enough to make people want to poison him to death."

I quickly clarified, "What are you talking about, Nitzi? He accidentally ate Wu's breakfast and accidentally drank Wu's water."

Home into the glass: "..."

Jia Ruozi: "It's a bit powerful, Wutiao."

Jiarui Nizi looked at Gojo Wu with admiration, she kindly took the water from my hand, and directly poured it into Xia Youjie's mouth.

After diluting the bitter taste in his mouth, Xia Youjie finally calmed down, took the water glass and continued to drink, glanced at the water in his hand while drinking, Nitro immediately explained thoughtfully, "You don't need to thank me, thank you Misheng, I took this glass of water from Yayoi."

"puff--"

The water from Xia Youjie's mouth sprayed out directly, splashing Jiarui's face.

We were all stunned by the sudden situation, Jiarui raised his hand and wiped his face, and said word by word, "You, yes, no, yes, find, die."

"Cough cough cough..." Xia Youjie covered his mouth and coughed frantically, "Wait, cough cough... listen to my explanation... cough..."

"Ah... ran away..." I watched Xia Youjie run out in embarrassment being chased by Nitro, "Do you think the two of them can still meet on time?"

Gojo Satoru shrugged and spread his hands, not caring much, "It's not me who is late anyway."

By the agreed time, everyone showed up on time.

Jia Ruozi also took a shower and changed her clothes again. Her eyes were burning with anger towards Xia Youjie, "This is the first time I have met a monster. You must not use such a disrespectful image to pass by!"

Xia Youjie couldn't express his suffering, so he could only smile bitterly.

This time there was a special car pick-up, and Wujo Satoru sent each of us a beautifully crafted ticket when we boarded the car.

"Exclusive Exhibition—Take You to Experience the Unknown Secrets of Conjurers-"

"Is there such an exhibition?" I sensed something was wrong.

Jia Ruozi frowned slightly, shaking the ticket in his hand, "The higher authorities will never allow this kind of thing to appear."

"Wu..." Xia Youjie also looked serious, "How did you know about this exhibition?"

"Don't be so serious, you don't have to be so close to the enemy..." Gojo Satoru pushed down his sunglasses with a smile, "I'm the one who organized this exhibition."

I:"?"

Home into the glass: "?"

Xia Youjie: "?"

"You did it?" I repeated dumbfounded. Thinking of yesterday's experience, I suddenly realized something, "It's not because they took you to see the secrets of monsters yesterday, but today you are going to show them the secrets of magicians in return. Bar!"

"Bingo! Hey, Jie, you don't want that expression. I know the content of the exhibition. It's about the same level as yesterday. Ah, you better worry about it."

Xia Youjie: "What the hell did you do!"

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