How to properly play the spare tire character

Xie Ci was obviously in high spirits tonight, and at first he could sip a few more reserved wines in front of Shen Yushu, but he obviously forgot that celebrity wine itself is rather strong, and he himself has a very poor capacity for alcohol, so after a while, he still can't drink. After two sips, he was completely drunk.

The drunken dandy blinked his eyes laboriously, the mist seemed to condense into water waves in a trance.

There was a flush of red from his neck upwards, and the ruby ​​red wide-sleeved robe was hung loosely on his shoulders. There was a charcoal fire in the room, and he drank hot wine. It was probably extremely hot. Let the smooth and fair skin tremble and be exposed.

His hair on the temples was stained with thin sweat, and he was bewitched everywhere, so he didn't know it.

Shen Yushu's eyes darkened slightly, and he moved his eyes away, his frosty eyes scanned the shadowy corners of the large painting boat, and his cold voice was rarely tinged with hoarseness, as if he was warning the eunuch beside him: "Close your eyes."

The eunuch's head was almost buried in his chest, and his back was soaked in cold sweat.

He knew that what the master said was not just for him.

But the more he thought about it, the more confused he became, and he really couldn't figure out what attitude the master had towards this dude.

The master couldn't bear to be touched by others since he was a child, and the idiot had no intention of touching the master before, he was so frightened that he acted as before and poisoned the fool.

Unexpectedly, it was the first time that the master took the initiative to touch other people and relieved the toxin from that dude's body.

It is also the same now, the shadow guard has been with the master for so many years, this is the first time that the master asked everyone to close their eyes and not to look too much.

The eunuch was terrified, his legs were fighting, and for a moment he wished that he was deaf in both ears.

Young Master Xie didn't know anything. After being drunk, it could be said that he had regained his lustful nature. Holding the flagon in one hand, he staggered up, leaning his waist on the table. It landed on Shen Yushu erratically.

Laughing quite coquettishly.

Shen Yushu didn't say a word, and the boat was extremely quiet, even as if the man deliberately indulged him.

Xie Ci was fighting with his left and right feet, but he insisted on walking to Shen Yushu's side. He tried his best to open his eyes wide, his cheeks were as red as a ripe peach, and the tiny fluff looked itchy, and he wished he could hold it in his mouth and take a bite.

He fell in front of Shen Yushu, his head was covered with stars, and he whispered with tears in his eyes: "Shen Yushu, I hurt."

Shen Yushu held the wine glass in his hand, still looking indifferent and indifferent.

But it was just barely, the wine glass at his fingertips began to spread a layer of fine cracks, and when he let go, it turned into a puddle of powder.

Without squinting, he only answered: "Why does it hurt?" His red tongue couldn't help licking his slightly dry lips: "Young master is usually so delicate?"

Xie Ci didn't speak, maybe he didn't hear clearly, after all he was so drunk at the moment that no one could recognize him clearly, he just fell on the ground and panted lightly, with an appearance of letting others do things to him.

Shen Yushu straightened his cuffs lightly, looked down at the felled dandy, and said in a low voice, "Cheng Hede, if the young master has something to say, he will stand up and talk to Yushu."

The man's throat moved slightly, and it was clear that the muddy fire was being suppressed in his eyes, but his face still had a frosty and dignified look.

Even at this moment, he still does not lose the title of noble son.

Xie Ci heard a few words in a daze, his whole body went limp, he felt extremely uncomfortable, and wanted to act like a baby.

But his subconscious mind told him that it was useless to act like a baby with Shen Yushu, so he gritted his teeth and couldn't help the tears from falling down.

It's not a grievance, it's just a physiological phenomenon.

Xie Ci finally stood up staggeringly, his pupils were filled with water, and his voice was drunk: "You, you are so fierce."

Shen Yushu's eyes also eased, and he took a sip of wine: "Is Yushu very fierce in the eyes of the young master?"

Xie Ci nodded, nodding vigorously.

In a daze, a gust of cold wind blew in from the unclosed window on the right side of the painting boat, and Xie Ci shivered from the cold. In a daze, he seemed to see an extremely familiar face on the boat opposite the window.

Elegant and elegant, a modest scholar, very similar to Shen Tangzhi.

But it's not very similar, Xie Ci thought, this person's face is gloomy, and he looks like the kind of roadside cannibal ghost in the story book.

Isn't it a ghost?He and Yushu are warming up now, that evil ghost peeping at him through the window like this, shameless!Do not keep male virtues!

But Xie Ci would be too tired, he couldn't speak a complete sentence, and his body was about to fall down.

This time, he really fell on Shen Yushu's body, strictly.And probably because the other party didn't react, Xie Ci half-pressed Shen Yushu under him, and the cold Shen Langjun didn't know what to think but didn't resist.

At first glance, it seems that this flirtatious dandy is going to touch and force the noble and innocent Shen Langjun.

"Xie Ci, are you crazy!"

A cold voice resounded in his ears, Xie Ci was alert for a moment, and looked down in a panic.

Good guy, a cold beauty was pressed under him, her face was flushed, she seemed to have the intention of forbearance.

Looking again, Xie Chi was walking towards him step by step, he was even scarier than the evil ghost in the script.

Xie Chi was really anxious, he saw that it was too late, and knew that Xie Ci had come to Huafang again, so he looked for him with some worries.

Unexpectedly, the moment he opened the door, he received a critical blow.

Xie Chi really didn't hold back this time, grabbing Xie Ci's ear, with a face full of hatred and jealousy, to be honest, if he wasn't Xie Ci's younger brother, others would be suspicious This is a jealous woman who caught her husband and cheated on her.

Xie Ci regained consciousness a lot, but he panicked, this scene was so familiar to him that he subconsciously thought that he went to the brothel again and got caught by his younger brother.

Xie Chi only used three-thirds of his strength, but Xie Ci is usually spoiled, even this little strength can't stand it, he looked at Xie Ci sadly and said: "Good brother, let go, brother's ear will be pulled off by you I won't dare to look for a girl again next time, never again..."

Xie Ci thought it would be okay to say this, but Xie Chi was even more angry, but he was not willing to use any more force, he just let go, managed to regain some composure, and said coldly to Xie Ci: "Girl? Are you still in the red building? Why don't you wipe away your tears and take a closer look at who is being bullied by you?"

Xie Ci was frightened by him, so he turned his head and looked.

Shen Yushu was straightening his messy sleeves, his long eyelashes were drooping, and the air-conditioning all over his body seemed to be able to freeze to death.

Xie Ci: "!!!"

Can't, can't! !

Xie Ci couldn't help rubbing his hands together: "Brother Chi, Yu Shu, this, this is a misunderstanding! What a big misunderstanding! I definitely don't want to offend like that!"

Xie Chili ignored him, but bowed his back a little bit like green bamboo, and apologized to Shen Yushu: "Mr. Shen, I offended my elder brother today. Please forgive me, Mr. Shen, don't..."

Shen Yushu waved his hand: "It's nothing, actually it's not what Master Xie thinks, it's just that I tripped over drunk."

How could Xie Chi believe it, he gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you Mr. Shen for your generosity, Xie Chi will definitely repay this kindness in the future!"

Shen Yushu narrowed his eyes slightly, and his cold face softened a bit: "It's nothing, brother Ling is straightforward, and I appreciate it very much."

Xie Ci is a good-for-nothing, he couldn't understand what Shen Yushu and Xie Chi said, and he could only think about Shen Yushu's "appreciation".

Drunkness quickly surged, and Xie Ci soon became confused again.

In the end, he saw the window on the boat opposite the painting boat, tightly closed, as if it was his illusion that he was peeped before.

Xie Ci was carried away by Xie Chi in the end, Shen Yushu looked at the uncontrollable appearance of Master Xie who was extremely calm in the temple, and touched the Buddhist beads on the side of his wrist thoughtfully.

He patted the unnecessary dust on his body, took a sip of his tea casually, and said slowly: "Yu Nu, tell me, do younger brothers of ordinary people treat their elder brothers like this?"

Only then did the white-clothed eunuch dare to speak. He carefully wiped the sweat from his forehead, and replied in a low voice: "Yu Nu doesn't know, but I have seen other brothers get along with each other. By comparison, I can see that Mr. Xie is really close to Young Master Xie."

Shen Yushu tapped the chopping board with his knuckles, and the corners of his lips showed a slight curvature: "Indeed, after all, this young master Xie is a good hand at causing trouble."

The eunuch cautiously flattered him and said: "Master really used a good strategy to kill two birds with one stone today, I admire you very much."

Shen Yushu looked sideways: "How do you say that?"

Yu Nu said: "Great kindness. You purposely let this little marquis fall on you so that Master Xie can see it. Firstly, it will force Master Xie and even Xie Hou's mansion to join our camp, and secondly, it will scare the little Marquis Xie who is delusional about you." , from now on, the Xie Hou Mansion will not let that little Xie Hou Lord come to bother you again."

Shen Yushu slowly put down the jade porcelain cup in his hand, his frosty eyes glanced casually at the eunuch, and said in a calm voice, "Yu Nu, how long have you been with me?"

The eunuch in white couldn't see through Shen Yushu's mind, so he lowered his head and said ambiguously: "It's been more than ten years since I returned to my master."

Shen Yushu: "I've stayed long enough."

With a panicked expression on his face, Yu Nu suddenly knelt at Shen Yushu's feet and kowtowed, the floor was knocked and made a muffled sound: "I beg the master to spare Yu Nu this time, Yu Nu shouldn't speculate on the master's mind at will, Yu slave deserves to die."

Shen Yushu looked at him with dark eyes, took a step back, and there seemed to be a faint coldness in his eyes.

"Shadow Guard, it's settled."

Yu Nu's entire face was unbelievably pale, he knew he couldn't survive, Shen Yushu had a lot of eccentricities, and he knew it very well after staying with him for more than ten years, in Shen Yushu's mind, there were only two types of people.

One is available people and the other is garbage.

He insists that he is the servant who has stayed with Shen Yushu the longest and is the most pleasing, and the master's previous lenient treatment of him also made him think that he is an indispensable sharp edge for the other party.

In the end, he also became trash in the eyes of the other party.

Yu Nu's complexion was distorted, he took a deep breath, and said hoarsely: "Master, I beg you to spare this slave's life, I am willing to be made into a medicine puppet, and feed your serious illness at the end of the month with blood."

The medicine man's puppet, all blood in his body is a treasure, and he needs to be voluntarily turned into a puppet.He became a puppet, from now on he could not speak, his eyes could not see, and he became a living human medicine.

Only when the blood all over his body is drained will he have a chance to regain his vitality.

Sure enough, Shen Yushu turned to look at him again, the corners of his lips curved a little, as elegant as before, his black eyes seemed to show some compassion and gentleness to the eunuch kneeling and trembling at his feet: "Very good."

Of course it's good, the last medicine man puppet was used up last month.

**

Shen Tangzhi knelt in the cabin, looking at the picture scroll on the table with a pale face.

The person in the painting is half-clothed, and the round and white ankles are stained with alcohol, which is extremely ambiguous.

It was the appearance of that dandy who was drunk and giggling.

His throat moved slightly, his eyes were full of fascination, and he curled his fingers to bring his face closer to the scroll.

Salivating suddenly, he really wanted to stick out his tongue and lick the ankle of the person in the painting.

The gentleman's ethics since childhood constrained his reason, and Shen Tang's forehead showed some veins, and his teeth were clenched.

"A gentleman is like an orchid, avoid anger and ignorance...resist anger and ignorance..."

"Abstinence from lust...all things are inferior..."

"Snapped--"

An extremely heavy slap was made on the side of Bai Yusiwen's face, and Shen Tangzhi slapped twice, five ugly fingerprints appeared on his face.

"Dirty."

"To spy on others is obscene; to be unruly is shameless."

The expression on his face was extremely ugly, and he murmured in a low voice: "It's no wonder he never sees me. Such a villainous behavior, such a villainous behavior, should be cast aside."

Shen Tangzhi's eyes were scarlet, and the veins on the back of his hands swelled up a bit. He stood up abruptly, took a black pen and ink, and smeared like crazy on the face of the person in the painting with a lotus and spring color.

When he was confused, he didn't know whether the thought in his heart was to completely cover up his shameless thoughts, or to stain the person in the painting.