I want to kill her!

When Jin Yousheng led the ox back home, the smoke in his hand had almost burned his yellow and rough fingers.

Frowning, he drove the three cows into the cowshed one by one, and Jin Yousheng finally threw the smoke with only a drop of blood on the ground.He stomped hard twice with his foot, looked again with cloudy eyes at the calf who obviously didn't know the calamity was coming and was still screaming stupidly, the frowning man finally gritted his teeth and closed the door, with his hands behind his back, sighing all the way Went to the main house next door.

The light in the old house is not much brighter than the daytime. The big light bulb was still quite bright many years ago. At least the two little bastards in his family did a lot of homework by this light. When the light was still bright, the little one Wang Bazi once got a little red flower from the teacher. It was the first time he and his wife saw this thing in their life, and they happily looked at the little red flower for a long time. Out of joy, they rewarded little Wang Bazi two yuan. , who knows... Damn it, Jin Yousheng pinched his big red nose fiercely, and walked towards the back room step by step: "Fang Hua, I'm back."

Fang Hua's eyelids moved, and she continued to lie on the big hard bed and eat melon seeds. Today was no different from usual. She had already fed the chicken and cooked the meal, and returned it to Er Niu's house in the next village. The young seedlings have been watered, and I think there will be nothing to do today, and it's time to crack the sunflower seeds once a day.

As she chatted, the old [-]-inch TV had begun to flicker and flicker. Fang Hua had gotten used to it after watching it for so many years. She opened her eyes wide and stared at the announcer in a suit and tie. , the announcer had a sad expression, as if another child had been abducted. She touched the small transparent belt where the melon seeds were placed, and immediately thought of the two bastards she gave birth to. She moved her mouth, wanting Jin Yousheng to The two children were on the phone, but thinking of the old man's unromantic "Fang Hua" just now, she opened her mouth, and finally rolled her eyes and continued to eat melon seeds.

Hey, it's disgusting to think about it. Uncle Li and Sister-in-law Li next door are usually as close as they are, one husband and one daughter-in-law, and look at her house. I haven't heard him call me "myself" for so many years. The nickname is "Hua'er", let alone calling him... I don't know why I fell in love with him blindly at the beginning. Look, the baby is born now. Although the two bastards are not lovable, they are adults anyway. Occasionally, I know to buy her skin care products and ask her to make her face. She says she doesn't like it, but she is still happy... Now that I have nothing to do, who is the least pleasing to the eye?Of course it was the old man in front of him...

But Jin Yousheng seems a little strange today. He hasn't said a word since he entered the door. Now that the news broadcast is over, it is usually when the couple are having dinner. He looked up and Jin Yousheng stared at the concrete floor for a long time. After two seconds, his hand began to touch the shirt pocket again. Well, the action of taking out the cigarette was still so serious and deep. This old man... Fang Hua couldn't hold back and opened his mouth: "What's the matter, Jin Yousheng? It's time to eat soon What do you still smoke? By the way, have you put away the cowboy? Is the door closed?"

Could it be that the old man lost a cowboy with this expression?This is not necessary!Seeing that Jin Yousheng kept silent while puffing out smoke rings, Fang Hua was really anxious: "Jin Yousheng, speak up quickly! Tell me, is the little cowboy lost by you? I'll just say that you treat him badly like you usually do. Why do you touch his butt all the time, beat him after touching him, and you still don't listen to me, could it be... Maverick sneaked away when you weren't paying attention?"

Thinking of this, Fang Hua stopped eating melon seeds. Thinking of her lost cow, she couldn't help but her eyes turned red. The suppressed sobbing sound was particularly deep in this old house, and Jin Yousheng raised his head. , Throwing away the cigarette helplessly, stomping on it habitually, walked to my wife and sat down: "Why are you crying, crying, isn't your little cowboy okay? I bought a big lock yesterday. If a cowboy wants to jump out, it depends on whether he can hit him."

"........."

At any rate, the little cowboy still misses her as his master. At this point, Fang Hua breathed a sigh of relief, wiped away his tears, opened the small transparent bag containing melon seeds, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and stuffed them into Jin Yousheng's hands, and asked strangely while nibbling. : "Then what are you worrying about?"

Speaking of this sad matter, Jin Yousheng couldn't help but sighed and complained to his old daughter-in-law: "It wasn't because you gave birth to that little bastard, I knew that I shouldn't listen to her nonsense at that time, saying that she studied too much. I'm not tall, I just grow tall without thinking, and I'm prone to malnutrition if I read too much... I'm really a sinner, you say I—”

"Jin Yousheng, get to the point!"

Fang Hua gave Jin Yousheng a hard look, and took back the sunflower seeds that she handed to Jin Yousheng just now. No matter how bad Fang Jintian was, she was still her daughter, with big eyes and a small nose, so much like her!Why did Jin Yousheng speak of Fang Jintian in the same tone as he spoke of the disappointing Xiao Huang next door?She is not happy!

Being yelled at by his old daughter-in-law, Jin Yousheng's speech speed increased a lot: "Well, you don't know, you little bastard... Your girl came to me today and told me that she was going to the city to do business. Tell me, her six times seven equals, equals..." After silently calculating in his heart, Jin Yousheng's voice became louder again: "Her virtues that are unknown to her six times seven get 42, really give her money for business Do you have to lose dozens of chickens?"

Dozens of chickens are sold in the city. If you are lucky, you can sell them for hundreds of dollars. Dozens of chickens can cost three to five thousand at least. This is half a year's income for his family!Although his family is a big chicken farmer, but the money is not so expensive. The little bastard also asked her to sell a cow to give her some pocket money. Jin Yousheng picked up the whip to herd the cow and couldn't help it. She, seeing her aggrieved face, Jin Yousheng didn't know what to do and agreed to this matter again... When he came back to his senses, where was Fang Jintian's bastard left?There was no room for repentance, and Jin Yousheng's brows were almost tangled into instant noodles.

Fang Hua's speed of eating melon seeds slowed down, and while listening to Jin Yousheng's nagging, she calculated in her heart: "My daughter finally has an ideal, not bad! But... if she really wants to do business, she has to find someone who will keep her accounts. This person had better be a trustworthy person. You have to find a daughter to manage the accounts. The daughters are careful and careful, but all the more reliable daughters in this village are married, and they are either at home with a baby or at home. Farmer, who will go to the county with you to do business?" Fang Hua thought for a while but didn't think of a suitable candidate, and as she listened, her brows gradually began to wrinkle, worried, really worried.

The two old couples are obviously very worried, but it seems that the tacit understanding is not so high, and the places of worry are not the same. Of course, their worries will be the same soon. When Jin Yousheng said that his throat hurt and his heart was blocked, he finally spoke Turning around, he talked about the second thing that made him depressed today: "Today, Lao Zhuang from the next village came to invite me to smoke. I am not a fool. Why do people who don't move around usually give you cigarettes? If you ask carefully, this is really something."

Speaking of this, Jin Yousheng paused on purpose, wanting to enjoy the wonderful feeling of the old daughter-in-law grabbing his arm and chasing after him to ask, but it's just that Fang Hua didn't seem to cooperate very much, and stared at her with wide eyes, which also implied that It's quite obvious——Jin Yousheng, if you don't say it, believe it or not, I will kick you hard!

The old man's boyish heart was shattered, Jin Yousheng blinked and continued: "Look at Lao Zhuang, he is about the same age as the two of us, and his two sons were married a few years ago. It stands to reason that we should treat our two children There is nothing to hope for, who knows that Lao Zhuang suddenly came to me today and told me that he has a nephew who is 26 years old and just came back from the county yesterday, saying that he wants to find a wife in our village..."

Speaking of this, the eyes of the old couple are very bright: "Who in the whole village is unmarried? There is only one person." Jin Yousheng beat his chest: "Isn't that our daughter? I'm so happy, Hurry up to answer him, who knew that your daughter just came over, I knew it was not a big deal when I saw her hippie smile, sure enough, do you know what she said?"

"What did my daughter say?"

"Uncle Zhuang, I don't like your nephew. I still like a handsome old man like you."

Even the tone of voice imitated was exactly the same, it was really embarrassing for Jin Yousheng, Fang Hua couldn't help laughing out loud, the sad mood was diluted a lot: "My daughter really has... really..." Thinking about the words from TV , Fang Hua laughed quite loudly: "My daughter really has a personality!"

"........."

"but……"

Fang Hua's expression became serious again, "You said that our girl is almost 27 and hasn't found her husband's family, let alone her husband's family, she has never even seen the shadow of her husband's family, but she hasn't grown up with those hairs all day long. stay with the man you love, do you think our daughter...has any special hobbies?"

Like pedophiles?

"What special hobbies can I have?"

The hearty voice like a gust of wind rang out in the courtyard, and Fang Jintian's voice was loud enough, not afraid to break the ears of her old parents: "I have been educated by an excellent mother for so many years, my most special hobby." , I just think my mother is the most beautiful woman in this village, if I want to find someone as good-looking as my mother, at most..."

Fang Jintian's body has already stepped into the back room, her expression seems to be really thinking, in short, she is very serious: "At most, she is a little worse than my mother, otherwise I will kill you and not marry me!"

Jin Yousheng frowned, and just about to scold the bastard for a few words, he saw his old daughter-in-law jump up and circle the little bastard several times, with a happy face for no reason: "It's still our family Daughter is sensible, let's go, mother has warmed up your meal, and you are exhausted after running outside all day, mother has specially stewed old duck soup for you, let's go, mother will take you to taste it."

Jin Yousheng watched the little bastard being led out by his old daughter-in-law, and stood up resignedly, feeling sad that he was abandoned by his own daughter-in-law... the moment he stomped off the cigarette butt and raised his head , Fang Jintian suddenly turned to face him, and blinked at him where Fang Hua couldn't see.

The complacent look on his face...Kill!This is Wang Bazi, whose mother's surname is not Lao Tzu's surname!

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