I want to kill her!

花花草草她不爱,猫猫狗狗她想揍，丑的美的人往她身边飘走，她绝对想不到回头,方靳田按照自己的生活方式活了26年，也曾在打架打累了, When you get dizzy from cursing, think about what your future husband will look like, and think about whether that person will ride a donkey and step on big leather shoes from one village to another. Run to her and meet her.But this night, someone came to tell her that she didn't have to think about it anymore, Fang Jintian probably didn't have a husband in her life, and what she liked... was a woman.

The person who came to tell her the news was herself.

Xiaoling just told her what liking is, why her heart is moved, and why her heart beats whenever she thinks about it. She spontaneously thought of another person in Xiaoling's quiet narrative. In fact, no one came to tell her that she Who does she like, and what standard should she follow to choose the person she likes? It's just the end of all the strong feelings, and the other end of the picture is all that woman.This matter is very strange and wonderful, there is actually a person who fits such a warm and strong feeling completely - that vixen who has no sense of discipline and never gives her a good face.

Xiaoling put one hand into her mouth, biting it from time to time, and looked at Fang Jintian with a blushing face, as if she was saying to her, but also to herself: "As long as it is the person we really like, we will see you." When you see him, you will be very happy. If you can’t see him, you will try your best to see him. When you are with him, you will be happy even sitting in meditation. When he touches you and hugs you, you will endure your heartbeat and even want to give yourself completely. Give it to him, you will be unhappy when you see him with other girls, and you will want to drive that girl away, so that he only sees you." Xiaoling continued to bite her fingers, thinking back while combining her feelings Thinking of the romance novels he had read, he tried to answer Fang Jintian's big question: "If he doesn't like your figure, you can't help but want to lose weight. If he says your eyes are too small, you will be watching him Always keep your eyes open, because you like him, so you want to please him, ask yourself according to his favorite way, you want to marry him and have children, and you want the baby you give birth to be like you and him."

"...I can't tell, Xiaoling, you are so perverted..."

The only question is: how can she have a child with Zuo Qin?

Fang Jintian didn't let her continue talking, the more Xiao Ling talked, the more turbulent she became, and the more she said, the more outrageous she became, she was simply a nympho!She and Zuo Qin couldn't have a baby at all... I hate it!What's more, how could Zuo Qin dislike her figure and dislike her small eyes?Look down at yourself, even in the dark night, you can see your white flesh and enviable big legs, not to mention her cute big eyes, long eyelashes and black pupils, if you pay more attention Once you see it, you will definitely fall in love with it!Fang Jintian understood that if she was too shiny and lovable, and she was too beautiful, her worries would gradually increase. She was worried that Zuo Qin would feel inferior because she was too beautiful.

She thought a lot that night, and when it was past four o'clock in the morning, she finally figured out what she wanted: no matter if Zuo Qin was a man, a woman or a shemale, she just liked Zuo Qin, very much, very much, so much that if Zuo Qin If you slap her, she will only scold her at most and won't hit her back. Thinking that she, a person who always pays every vengeance, can treat a person like this, this is her limit, and this is what she likes. Way.If you want to ask her when she fell in love with Zuo Qin, why she fell in love with Zuo Qin, and how long she wants to like Zuo Qin, she is ignorant and makes herself worried. Perhaps, the only question she can answer is the last one: I want to like you until I like you. Until the day the sky started to rain blue.

Fang Jintian, who was sleeping, raised the corners of his mouth and smiled inexplicably: She knows no matter how educated she is, there is no blue rain in this world.

So do you understand, I will love you for a long, long time!

A few days ago, the matter of whether she liked Zuo Qin or not had become so difficult in her mind that multiplication and division were over [-]. When she got up early the next morning, Fang Jintian, who felt that she had mastered the wonders of the world, immediately felt refreshed. Feeling refreshed, she didn't tell anyone about her little entanglements these days. Now that the entanglements are gone, she has to think about how to chase Zuo Qin, chase people... She hasn't tried it, and there are no ready-made successful examples around her. Ask her mother?Her mother has always been chased, ask Xiao Ling?No, that person looks like a little daughter-in-law. It's strange if she has experience. Ask her brother?Hey, she has never seen her brother in a relationship. Since she was a child, she only liked to run with her family. When she saw a handsome guy, she blushed and had a thick neck. Thinking of this, Fang Jintian sighed, forget it, don't ask, new As soon as her world view was opened, she felt that her brother probably liked a man...

Brother doesn't teach, sister's fault, sorrow, sorrow, but...you can do whatever you want.

In the end, she came to Jin Yousheng, intending to humbly seek experience from the only person with successful experience.

Fang Jintian felt that her father had done two most successful things in his life. The first in order of success was: giving birth to a daughter like her, and the second: marrying Fang Hua.But the second thing happened before the first thing, and there is an indelible causal relationship, so Fang Jintian could only sigh reluctantly, thinking that the most successful thing in her father's life was to marry Her mother.Logically speaking, father should be very good at chasing people. Her father is the only one who can catch up with her mother in this world!Thinking of this, Fang Jintian temporarily let go of his prejudice against Jin Yousheng, and specially took Xiaoling and Jin Youtian out for shopping in the spare time when Fang Hua took Xiaoling and Jin Youtian out for shopping, and tore off a small package of trial products from a large box of beauty and beauty oral liquid that he planned to give to Fang Hua Stuffing it into her father's hand, the smile on her face was the smile a daughter should have when she sees her own father: "Hehe, dad, you are really handsome recently!"

"........."

Jin Yousheng didn't say a word, but he was quite pleased with it. He took the small packet of oral liquid that Fang Jintian handed over, and while listening to Fang Jintian boasting about the palm-sized thing, he listened to her expressing her miss and admiration for him. After about 5 minutes, Jin Yousheng's dark brown beard turned up, like a smile but not like a smile, "Come on, little bastard, your father is so old, why are you jumping around? It's not cheap at first glance, so don't buy it next time." After speaking, he carefully wiped the outer packaging of the oral liquid, and quickly put it into the big pocket of his blue clothes.

Fang Jintian chuckled a few times, poured white wine for her father and brought a handful of peanuts, intending to make an exception to drink with her father at noon, she is not very good at drinking white wine, and has always disliked it The smell of baijiu is pungent, but for her "wife-chasing cheats", she can only drink baijiu as plain water.

The father and daughter enjoyed themselves for more than ten minutes. Fang Jintian looked at her father's blushing face and asked inadvertently, "By the way, Dad, how did you catch up with my mother?"

"What, what are you talking about? Hiccup—"

Fang Jintian covered his mouth and turned his head in disgust, pinched his nose and continued to ask: "...Is he asking what kind of clever method did daddy take to bring a beauty like my mother back home?"

"Hehe, why hug a beauty, she hugged me, hiccup—"

"Hehe, Daddy really knows how to joke. You are so fit and strong. You are a model among men. Mom can hug you? I don't believe it!" Bah!Old shameless! "Tell me dad, how did you catch up with my mother, tell me quickly, your daughter really wants to hear it!"

"Hehe... you want to know, little bastard? Hiccup—"

"........."

Fang Jintian really wanted to sew her father's stinky mouth shut. He really didn't have any alcohol, and he hiccupped and hiccupped after two sips. Hey, she said it a long time ago, Daddy is really perverted!

Jin Yousheng is not drunk, but his head is a little dizzy. Although he likes to drink, he still doesn't know how to drink like Fang Jintian. After being drunk by Fang Jintian for a few cups, he starts to get excited. Now he is asked by Fang Jintian However, he remembered some things about his youth. Looking at the little bastard in front of him who looked very similar to that old wife, he seemed to have returned to the past in a flash, and then he opened his words: "Back then, your father, He can be regarded as a famous handsome guy in Northwest Village. Back then, several girls fell in love with your father and me at the same time. Your grandma thought that I hooked up with those girls while she was not paying attention. She scolded me several times and told me not to mess around. Haha, I don't blame your grandma, whoever told you that your father was so handsome back then."

Fang Jintian frowned, feeling like she wanted to slap her father unconscious with a slap. She endured it for 2 minutes and endured his father's immersion in his tall and handsome back then. Finally, she couldn't hold back before shaking Shaking Jin Yousheng's arm, he shouted in dissatisfaction: "Okay, dad, now that I know all of this, tell me how you managed to catch up with my mother? What tricks did you use?" Trouble dad this time You get to the point!

Jin Yousheng thought of Fang Hua, with pride and liking on his face: "Your mother was also a beautiful daughter in Northwest Village back then. Many men asked their mother to propose marriage, but your mother has a good eye. The last one she fell in love with was I, little bastard, let me tell you, your father was a handsome guy in Northwest Village back then, back then..."

The topic was brought back again, and Jin Yousheng began to talk about his great achievements again. After all, he still didn't talk about how he married Fang Hua back then. "Young boy's heart" interrupted him cruelly, and he could only force himself to wait a little longer. Seeing her shrugging her small face and looking listless, Jin Yousheng thought carefully about what the girl was asking, and coughed and coughed before going along. She finally got to the point: "Actually, you have to ask your father how he managed to marry your mother. This... In fact, the main reason is this." After finishing speaking, Jin Yousheng pointed to the almost empty wine bottle in front of him.

"What? Peanuts? Pork? Or...wine?"

"Silly girl, it's wine." Jin Yousheng's expression seemed to return to that night: "That was the first month and three days when your mother and I knew each other. I clearly remember that night your mother wore red The big underpants look good on people, your grandma and your grandma were not there that night, your mother said she was going to fight me, we all drank some wine, too much wine... and then..."

Fang Jintian blinked his eyes, his expression was rather shocked: "Then... Daddy, you won't..."

"This... It's the first time that daddy doesn't know how to do it, and your mother doesn't know how to do it either. Soon after, your mother became pregnant with your brother... um..."

"...Daddy, you...Daddy, you are so perverted!"

"Oh, that's not right, how can you say that about your father? I didn't force your mother, really! It's just, just..." Later Fang Hua also admitted that she was also blind at the time and thought that Jin Yousheng could be her husband.

"........."

When she got here, Fang Jintian didn't want to hear any more, she just wanted to say that her father was really disgusting and perverted!Bah, she thought there was some wonderful trick in it, but who knew it could be summed up in four words - sex after drinking!

But that's it... Father also married mother!What to do, what to do, do you want to follow suit?But, she seldom gets drunk at all!

Then can she...

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Zuo Qin: Why did your mother always stare at my stomach at work two days ago?

Fang Jintian (blushing nervously): What did she say?

Zuo Qin (slanting eyes and serious face): Am I asking you a question or are you asking me?

Fang Jintian (wronged): Then why don't you ask the motherfucker yourself and me?Look how bullying I am!

Zuo Qin: ...

Fang Jintian: Alright, don't ignore me, let me tell you!That's... that's... I have analyzed it for my mother, and I think you are probably pregnant with my child!

Zuo Qin: ...

Fang Jintian: Mother said she watched the sky at night, and our Fang family will have a baby soon!Don't worry, vixen, if it hurts, you can bite me!

The next day, Xiaoling, who was 10 months pregnant, finally gave birth.

Zuo Qin: Hehe......

Fang Jintian (chasing and beating Jin Youtian): Return my child!woo woo...

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The author has something to say: the purpose of this chapter; how to dedicate yourself gracefully?Please help everyone to pay attention, O(∩_∩)O haha~