I want to kill her!

For the high-tech matter of directly evolving from feminine to masculine, Fang Jintian was troubled for the first time why he had to be so beautiful.

The next day she woke up quite late, went to bed at three o'clock, and got up at ten o'clock, and even dreamed at night how she changed from an invincible beautiful girl to a handsome boy. I don't know if this dream enlightened her or Why, Fang Jintian has been very energetic since she woke up the next day. She jumped off the bed and went to her brother's room to mess around. She already knew how to make herself masculine—— Dangdang, let's start with men's clothing.

Fang Jintian is not short. She was 15cm when she was 165 years old. However, she has not grown much since then, and her height has stayed at 167cm. She was depressed about this for several days, and now she is even more depressed. Jin Youtian The shirts are all 180, and the shape of the man determines the shape of the clothes. The 180 can be directly matched with the two of her. Fang Jintian looked in the mirror and saw that the men’s white shirt is not bad. It is worn on her. It's too weird, it's big enough to hold two of her, and the hem of the clothes even reached her buttocks, it's awkward no matter how you look at it, forget it, Fang Jintian gritted his teeth in order to make himself masculine and instantly capture the vixen's heart Enduring it, he tucked the hem of the clothes into his jeans indiscriminately.

The men’s white shirt is not enough, there are also trousers and leather shoes, hehe, after about half an hour of tidying up, Fang Jintian looked at himself in the mirror with satisfaction — hey, so handsome, Especially the pair of Jin Youtian's leather shoes that she secretly put on looked like they were made of real cowhide. Seeing traces of dust on the leather shoes, she couldn't help but wipe them with a towel soaked in water for a long time... But Still not right, when did Jin Youtian's feet become so long?She took it off and looked at it, size 42...Fang Jintian pouted hard twice, and finally decided to give up this pair of stinky leather shoes that made her almost faint, and put on the red sports shoes she just bought two days ago By the way, she stuffed the insoles that Fang Hua embroidered for her into.

Time slipped away easily again for 10 minutes, Fang Jintian looked at the brand new "masculine" self in the mirror, always felt that something was missing, her big eyes looked left and right in Jin Youtian's room, It took almost 2 minutes before I finally found the fetish I wanted - a light brown fisherman's hat. He tossed the hat up as if performing acrobatics. Fang Jintian tied up his hair a little and stuffed it into the hat in satisfaction. Li, ok, done!This, this... Hey, don't be too handsome!

Fang Jintian hid behind the door and waited for a long time, specially chose a customer with the most Jin Youtian and ran out when Jin Youtian was too busy to see her.

Walking all the way, enjoying the amazed gazes of passers-by, Fang Jintian snorted proudly, raised her mouth, raised her head high, and almost broke her neck, hey, hey, don't look at it like this People, it's so annoying!Hee hee, then so and so, if you stare at him again, I will beat you, get out of here!Hey, sister, how can you drooling while looking at people... Until walking to a place only two or three hundred meters away from Zuo Qin's shop, Fang Jintian suddenly realized a very serious problem, no, men are full of smells Damn, it's that, that... that manly smell that smells like sweat and smoke!Wouldn't she be too sweet and unmanly like this?But the smell was so bad, she didn't want to do it... But... the walking speed gradually slowed down, Fang Jintian thought about it for 300 minutes and finally decided to sacrifice herself——she was going to get some manliness right away!

In order to achieve this effect, she had no choice but to run back and forth twice along the way she came here just now. Well, she is finally sweating now, and the smell... should be there, right?Smell, hey, there seems to be a little bit of it. As for the smell of cigarettes, isn’t that better? When she went out, she stole a pack of Zhonghua from Jin Youtian’s drawer and put it in her trouser pocket. , just came in handy!Hey, no, it might not be strong enough to smoke one, so it’s better to have two, forget it, let’s use three for the effect...

People who don't smoke very much force themselves to smoke three cigarettes in a row. When all the masculinity imaginable is available, Fang Jintian once again puffed up his chest and walked towards the "paper barbecue". It is ten o'clock Beijing time 47. It will take 10 minutes to walk to Zuo Qin's place, so it will be almost eleven o'clock when we arrive, and it will be time for dinner after a while, hehe, she can ask Zuo Qin to invite her to dinner, and when she finishes eating, she can Said: You invited me, I am so manly, can you not invite me back?I invite you to dinner tonight!Hehehe, that way she can drink one more meal, why is she getting smarter and smarter!

Ding, all good wishes are the most beautiful only when they stay in your mind.

Fang Jintian arrived and met Zuo Qin as she wished, but... the feedback she got was far from the scene she expected in her mind.

Zuo Qin watched for almost 2 minutes before finally confirming that the person in front of her was indeed the Fang Jintian she knew who wanted someone to stab her to death.

Everything around is so quiet, Fang Jintian didn't notice Zuo Qin's abnormality at first, her brain overflowed with enthusiasm and happiness as soon as she met Zuo Qin, thinking that she dressed up so specially for the person in front of her today She has a masculine look, so she had to show it off, so she "casually" pulled Jin Youtian's precious belt, to be precise, she flicked the buckle in the middle of the belt, and lifted the belt. Dark blue trousers and red sneakers casually kicked the ground twice, hey, Fang Jintian thought she was so handsome, so in order to fully show her masculinity, she did the last rehearsed move ——reached out and turned the fisherman's hat around, and an invincible flower bloomed on her simple and elegant face: "How is it? Zuo Qin, take a look, am I handsome?"

"…………"

"Hey, don't be embarrassed, just say boldly, what's the matter, don't blush, I won't laugh at you!" Fang Jintian put his hands in the wind blowing, looking even bigger On the white shirt, trying to make himself look more "stalwart".

Zuo Qin stared blankly at her for a few seconds, seeing her proud face waiting to be praised, and then at her outfit, white shirt, blue trousers and red sneakers, and the smell of cigarettes in her speech... ...Finally, I couldn't bear it any longer: "I don't entertain customers with bad brains here."

"What do you say?"

"I don't serve androgynous customers here either." After speaking, Zuo Qin turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

"…………"

Out of your mind?Androgynous?It's not that you're handsome, you're so masculine, it's not that you're so charming, do you need a girlfriend, it's that you don't entertain?This, this...Fang Jintian came back to his senses, and shouted loudly at Zuo Qin's back: "How can you not like this?!"

Zuo Qin's back only paused for a moment, but in the next second, he walked faster and faster like hot wheels on his feet.

Fortunately, there are no customers in the barbecue restaurant at the moment, even Xiaoan and the bald chef went to the market to choose vegetables and haven't come back yet, only Zuo Qin was left in the whole restaurant, Fang Jintian ran a few steps quickly, finally Only then did he catch up to hold her hand, and while looking at her bitterly, he yelled aggrievedly: "Don't you think I'm very manly like this?"

Zuo Qin didn't look at her directly, and gently shook off her holding his hand, and answered her indifferently while filling the bucket with water: "I don't think so."

Fang Jintian blushed suddenly: "You are lying!"

"Why should I lie?" Zuo Qin turned his head to look at her while the water was being put away, and was amused by her expression and dress, and couldn't help laughing: "Why do you want to make yourself so beautiful?" Manly?"

Zuo Qin asked the question right away, and the man who was aggressive just now stopped immediately, looked at himself suspiciously, and said in a low voice: "It's said on TV, it's said... only men who are manly are attractive. Girls like it."

I just want you to like me.

Zuo Qin got closer to her, and looked at her strangely: "But you are obviously a girl, how can you look masculine? No matter how you dress like a man, you are not a man. No matter how manly you dress, You are still a girl."

"…………"

Fang Jintian stopped talking, feeling a little sad.

"However," Zuo Qin looked at the face that could be called "sad, hopeless and embarrassing" with great interest, and said in a neither loud nor soft voice, "You just said that men with masculinity are more attractive to girls, So you dress up like this, such a "man"... Fang Jintian, do you mean that you want a girl to like you?"

When he asked this sentence, Zuo Qin himself felt very strange...

When the originally dejected person heard Zuo Qin's question, the sadness in her heart immediately turned into nervousness and shyness. She looked up at Zuo Qin quickly, and found that she was so close to her, and her calm heart immediately thumped. He jumped up and pinched his pants with his right hand, making him even more embarrassed.

Zuo Qin looked at her flushed face and nervous look, and suddenly felt that such a scene was really cute, she was dressed up nondescriptly, but her face was the opposite, the corners of her mouth were raised because Fang Jintian unconsciously raised her A smile.

Time flowed quietly in each other's silence, one was curious about the answer, the other hesitated about the answer, just when Zuo Qin thought he would not be able to wait for Fang Jintian's answer, and was about to go away to do his own business, Fang Jintian grabbed hold of it. Holding her hands and eyes fixed on her, I don't know whether to express the feeling in my heart at this time, after all, it's not romantic at all now... "Why are you so annoying!"

"What?" Zuo Qin was even more confused now.

Fang Jintian snorted, and simply stopped hesitating. He hugged Zuo Qin into his arms without stopping. Although her face was flushed, her voice was absolutely firm: "Don't you know? I The girl I like is you!"

"…………"

Zuo Qin was so surprised that he forgot to struggle.

This person is so close to me, this person is so fragrant, this person is so soft, why do you want to kiss this person so much?Fang Jintian's eyes began to water uncontrollably, and the arms around Zuo Qin began to shrink, getting tighter and closer, and she quickly moved close to Zuo Qin's mouth to kiss, Han Chun's voice was not at all Little: "I want you to be my girlfriend!"

The author has something to say: New skills for picking up girls, please learn it well O(∩_∩)O haha~