[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Yunfeng turned on his computer, stared blankly at the blue sky and white clouds desktop for a while, and found that he really entered the state of "I don't know what to do when I turn on the computer".

He stood up from his soft seat, stretched and yawned, and walked towards the refrigerator, preparing to make himself a breakfast.

Xiao Hei has been aloofly standing still on his computer desk, expressing his deep contempt for Doubi's master with actions.When Yunfeng put the lukewarm milk beside it, Xiaohei held back for about a minute, and when he realized that Yunfeng didn't care about it, Xiaohe finally started to drink the milk with his head down.

Yunfeng also drank a glass of milk, then sat down on the sofa with a sigh: "...so boring."

This sentence is sincere.He doesn't have to work on weekends, and his laziness and home sickness are deeply rooted in his bones. Going out is really a waste of time.Yunfeng turned on the phone and found that it was full of casual acquaintances.

The comfortable and leisurely feeling when he just woke up in the morning has faded a bit, and Yunfeng felt that he was a little impatient instead - but he had finished his work tasks and the house seemed to be in order and there was nothing to take care of... Why did he still feel a little uneasy?

Yunfeng frowned unconsciously, he unexpectedly wanted to go out for a walk, but he felt a bit of timidity unconsciously in his heart - as if something would be destroyed if he walked out of here.

"Strange..." He stood up and sat back in the chair, and walked around his small house several times. The room was clean and tidy. "What's wrong?"

He asked himself this question, and then fumbled in his pocket reflexively—and found nothing but a pile of change notes.But he instinctively thought he should have someone who could answer his questions.

--What are you looking for?

A voice in his heart asked him, Yunfeng opened his mouth subconsciously, but the name on his mouth just now turned into some fragmented words... He seemed to say some name in the haze, but he didn't think about it at all. Can't get up.

"...Xiao Hei?" Yunfeng called his cat's name, Xiao Hei focused on licking the milk in front of him, not even a bird.

——What else are you dissatisfied with?

——Isn’t this the life you want?

The voice in his heart continued, Yunfeng thought for a while and found that his irritability was indeed for no reason—so he forced himself to suppress the anxiety in his heart, and began to be in a daze seriously.

However, plans are always slower than changes, and the next second his cell phone rang.

"Yunfeng? Are you free today?"

Yunfeng picked up the phone, the other party's voice made him feel a little strange, but for some reason he called "Hoss" naturally, the other party responded, and then asked again: "Are you free today? "

"Yes, yes, yes..."

"Come out - I'll take you to meet my cousin today, don't you lick your screen every day looking at her photos?"

"...I didn't have it, okay! I'm like a pervert =皮="

After talking to Hoss for a few words, Yunfeng hung up the phone and began to recall Hoss's so-called sister - I don't have much memory...

But in my mind, I vaguely expressed that it was indeed the same thing.

Forget it... never mind.

……

"How long does the treatment take?"

The next day, Shenwei knocked on the door of Howth's clinic with his injuries all over his body, but was stopped by the assistant of Howth, saying that he must not disturb during the treatment, otherwise it would affect the treatment effect.

Shenwei glanced at the closed door and asked, "Isn't he eating?"

"We'll bring food in." The assistant was obviously familiar with Hoth's treatment method, and treated Shenwei with a strange look, "Before, Dr. Hoth treated people for three days... Be patient. "

Shenwei blinked and asked, "Can I go in and have a look?"

The assistant is also very hard-probably because Shenwei didn't open the fine pores, and looks harmless to humans and animals: "Go and go-can you visit the consultation room casually?"

Kamui: "..."

It's the first time I've been despised by an ordinary person, it's such a delicate feeling...

Shenwei smiled even more happily: "Your doctor is not good at medicine, is he?"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." The assistant glared at him. "Dr. Hoth's reputation is very famous. I heard that he gave the treatment for free this time... I don't feel grateful at all."

"I'm sorry, sorry, I'm worried." Shenwei waved his hand, and continued to laugh harmlessly.

"Actually, he's a pervert." Yi Ermi, who drifted past Shenwei, said so lightly.

"..." Shenwei looked back at the child with a smile, "Really?"

"Really," Yi Ermi nodded, "When I killed someone for the first time, he insisted on giving me psychological treatment...the way he looked at me at the end made me think he was a pedophile."

The boss' son's accusation against the employee immediately made the assistant not know what expression to put on - is it really okay to slander your own employees like this? !And what is the sense of pride that is unconsciously revealed in your words, eldest son!

"Then let me go in and take a look?" Shenwei asked again, this time what he said was very categorical, and the words of refusal that the assistant wanted to say were a little hard to say-but Hoss did order him to treat him. Disturbance is prohibited.

The atmosphere froze for a moment, until the door behind the assistant opened with a "squeak" and Hoss walked out of the room with a calm face.

"...It's really lively here today," Hoss laughed slowly, looking at Yi Ermi's gaze made the other party stunned, "Is the eldest son interested in coming to my place for treatment?"

...the eyes have changed?

Ilmi stared at Hoth with his inorganic eyes... Although his gentle and harmless eyes failed to disguise as always, what happened to the satisfied eyes hidden under the disguise?

What he said earlier, "I think Hoss is a pedophile" was a temporary slur, but he really didn't like the way Hoss looked at him—the kind of eyes full of peeping and fanaticism hidden under the gentle surface It's really uncomfortable.

Looking weird today?

Yi Ermi tilted his head, and before he understood what happened, Kamui asked, "Has the treatment been completed?"

Hoss smiled, raised his watch and looked at the time, a little red from excitement appeared on his pale face: "It's basically finished...he will wake up in about a few hours .”

"What did you do?" Ilmi asked, having not been healed by Hoss much.

"...Using the power of thought to create an illusion for him," Hoss smiled. "An illusion that he has been dreaming of can definitely reach the point of being fake."

"When he can break through such an illusion, his knot will be untied."

Hoss said this at last, laughing contentedly.

"I'm sure it won't take too long."

"Are you feeling weird today?"

The friend on the opposite side asked this question, which made Yunfeng wake up from his daze: "Ah... it's a little bit—maybe I didn't sleep well..."

"Playing games again?" Hoss lowered his head and took a sip of the drink of unknown composition, then whispered to Yunfeng, "My cousin is more beautiful than in the photo."

"..." Yunfeng wanted to ask who your cousin is, labor and capital have no impression!But he felt that this was really impolite...so he could only nod indiscriminately, "...Oh."

"Don't! You can't find a girlfriend because you are so homeless, right?"

"It's as if I can place an order if I don't stay at home ==" Yunfeng couldn't help complaining, and the next second Huos stood up and waved towards the door of the store, "Here!"

Yun Feng immediately turned his head over - and saw a human with long hair fluttering, eyes, big thighs, long white skin...a flat-chested human with an unknown gender.

This human walked towards Yunfeng expressionlessly, and was introduced by Hoss: "My cousin, her name is Xiaomi."

——What the hell is Xiao Mi!It feels like the name of the pornographic female anchor who lures others to click on the webpage! !

Yunfeng seriously looked at "Little Mi" from the beginning to the end... Because the other party is so flat-chested, Yunfeng couldn't help but doubt his gender: "Uh... hello, I'm Yunfeng."

...Strange, why does he just think this should be a man...and would he really lick his screen at his picture? Hey!I always think he would like the tsundere type instead of the mouthless type! !

Xiao Mi opened her cat eyes and sat down without even looking at him.

With a series of "..." on his head, Yunfeng already wanted to rush out the door.But Hoss beckoned him to sit down: "Little Mi, he is more reserved with strangers—"

"It's just because you are perverted." Xiao Mi replied flatly.

"Xiao Mi is really... Do you want to see a mental illness?"

"no thank you."

Yunfeng: "..."

You're the one licking the screen, right?Definitely you, right?Oops, I feel like I'm actually a light bulb. Is this really okay? Should I just disappear? ! !

Yunfeng suddenly felt embarrassed, and could only drink the coffee in the cup with his head down—while Xiao Mi raised his head, glanced at Yunfeng, and said a word.

"You don't fit in well with your surroundings."

You don't fit in well with your surroundings.

This sentence was like a switch, making Yunfeng's eyes widen instantly as if he had caught some fragment.Then the little fan started asking again: "Do you have a sense of belonging?"

Is this not what you want?Do you have a sense of belonging?

bored?Why do you feel like this is not your life?

Suddenly, all kinds of complicated things came one after another, and Yunfeng felt as if he had lost contact with the outside world for a moment—everything around him became a blurred silhouette, and the only clear thing was his own breathing.

He wanted to grab something, but Hoss woke him up again in the next second: "You really slept too much, didn't you? You look dumb all day long."

Xiaomi stared at Yunfeng with huge cat eyes, and finally blinked: "What did you find?"

"No... nothing."

Yunfeng rubbed his temples, at this moment he saw a figure passing by outside the glass window - he was wearing a black robe, walking very fast, before Yunfeng saw his appearance clearly, he had already gone away.

Yunfeng chased after him before he could react.

Strange...why should I chase them out?

He asked himself this while running, but his body reacted faster than his brain, and he had already completed such a series of movements in a trance, standing up with a "swish", pulling out his chair and rushing out the door—when he felt tired By the time, he had already run several streets.

weird... so weird...

At the back, Yunfeng was so panting that he couldn't run at all, but his will was still able to support him to walk forward when his body was in extreme pain.The front of the line of sight has begun to blur, and the stomach has begun to churn...

Then for some reason, he suddenly felt like crying.

Not because of fatigue, but because of a feeling.

It's like running thousands of meters but not winning the championship, like trying hard to take an exam but still failing, just like he did before, experiencing everything repeatedly...

He desperately wants to make himself a member of normal and real life, but as Xiaomi said——

He has no way to abandon his past, he has no way to integrate into such a life.

Because there are too many things that cannot be let go.

Even if he can go back to the past, he has no way to adapt to everything here.

What he pursues has been abandoned by himself when he pursues it.

Yunfeng supported his knees with his hands and gasped for breath, while a drop of liquid, whether it was sweat or tears, ran across his cheeks, and finally fell to the ground.

"Want to go back?"

A voice asked him, Tom's voice: "Want to go back to that cruel, cold, endless nightmare?"

Why is he not the same as himself?

Yunfeng took a deep breath, and found that his voice was clear without any trembling.

"No—not going back."

He calmed down his breathing, covered his eyes with his hands, and spoke softly.

"I'm already here."

He lowered his hands from his eyes.

When he sat up, he met Hoth's soft eyes.

Then, he heard Kamui's voice.

"Yeah, Lord Yunfeng—welcome back?"

The author has something to say: 1. END, the agreed HE, if you insist on finishing it and delay it, it will rot even though it was already rotten [Hey]

2. Ah... Although I wrote the closing speech before, I really need to write it again!

Not much nonsense, in short, this article is just for entertainment, and the author didn't pay attention to the outline. Although I have tasted the bitter fruit of various deviations without an outline in the later stage, this article is still on the wrong side... It was agreed at the beginning of the article MC wants to run through the whole text?Does the promised funny ratio run through the whole text?What about prostitute Vigo?What about double opening?

Self-examination first, lie on the ground and self-flagellate for 10 minutes! !

And then... what else can I say?Sure enough, I still want to thank all the readers www. I can’t write that sentence without you. Although in the later stage, I only regard the data as a collection in Fuyun, but everyone’s comments really motivate me. Reply==

In this way, about 300 people read my article, and there are more than 10 comments in each chapter, which is great! ! !

There are too many people to thank so I won’t list them one by one, I believe I’m all familiar with you!

Then... about the extra episodes... I plan to re-open a place, and I will write some strange extra episodes, such as Yunfeng and Tom returning to the serious HP to face Lao Fu (the person who clicked on this extra episode is really a zombie ==).

Next, I’m going to fill in the pit of Ghost Lamp [Come slowly www], due to Jinjiang’s regulations, my future writing should not be of the type that can enter V, and I should be able to write CP articles in the future, such as Zhenyao [this must have ], L Yue【This...it seems that Jinjiang can't write it】, Guibai【Hurry up and fill in the hole ==】

In short, thank you for your company for the past 5 months! ! !If you have time, come to the column to collect me!No matter how cheap we are destined! ! !

6 sons 2014.9.23