[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Steve is a human trafficker.

What he did was not what his ancestors did - transporting slaves to America to exploit them. He was just an ordinary human trafficker, selling children to places where they were needed.

As for what the other party wants to do with these children, it is not a question that Steve wants to care about.

This time his boss told him that he wanted an oriental child, and Steve was really in trouble for a while-there are many foreigners in London, but there are very few Asians, and they are oriental-looking-basically like It's like finding a needle in a haystack.

When he was about to give up this lucrative list, he heard that there was a child from Eastern China in the Wall Orphanage.

Steve hurried to check it out—and was absolutely sure that this person was definitely Chinese. The rare black hair and delicate eyebrows and eyes were enough to prove his blood relationship.And just as he expected, Mrs. Cole told him that Yunfeng was indeed a guy from China.

Steve was dazed by this pie that fell from the sky-you must know that many children would be taken away by abduction, drugging, but this one was actually from an orphanage!

Even if he just disappeared, no one would report him to the police!

Steve couldn't wait to contact Mrs. Cole to express his intention to adopt the child. After hesitating for a while, Mrs. Cole nodded and agreed.

And today, he was going to meet this oriental kid.

Steve adjusted his tie in front of the mirror, looked at himself in front of the mirror again, and finally showed a kind smile in the mirror.

He is best at this expression, basically anyone who smiles amiably and children will like it.Steve put the box of candies he had just bought into his pocket again, and came to the Wall Orphanage in a refreshed suit.

"Mr. John... welcome."

Cole looked at his suit and expressed his liking: "You are really energetic today."

Steve used the name John very naturally and fluently. Mrs. Cole had no doubt about him, and took him to the room where the orphanage received guests—in fact, her own room.The child was already sitting there obediently waiting for him, and when he saw him, he raised his head and gave him a slightly uneasy smile.

"Well... Yunfeng, this is Mr. John, the one who wants to adopt you," Mrs. Cole said, and then said to Stephen, "he is a very quiet child-and he never complains, works And one of the most diligent."

People here are eager to leave the orphanage, and these guardians are eager to send the children away.Stephen felt that his plan had been mostly successful.He bent down and touched Yunfeng's head, and said in a soft voice: "Okay, I'm very satisfied - can I talk to him alone for a while?"

Cole agreed, and Yunfeng knocked off his hand immediately after Mrs. Cole went out, and took a step back.

Stephen: "..."

As a child, you should be a little uneasy about strangers.

"Yunfeng, right? I—"

"I don't need a guardian."

Yunfeng grabbed the conversation before he could speak, with a mature expression that did not belong to a child of this age: "I can completely support myself, so please go back to Mr. John."

Stephen has seen this kind of child with eight hundred if not one thousand, so he didn't panic: "Don't be so excited, to be honest-I don't understand why you are so guarded against me."

Yunfeng raised his dark eyes to look at Stephen, and Stephen looked at his unfathomable eyes and suddenly had the illusion that "he is definitely much more mature than 11 years old".And Yunfeng looked at Stephen from the beginning to the end slowly, and finally said:

"Oh."

"...Then, Yunfeng, tell me, why don't you want to be adopted by me?"

"……Oh."

……

There was a long silence.

talk! !You said it! ! !

Stephen felt that a mouthful of blood was choked in his throat and almost spewed out of his throat—he was obviously a human trafficker who had seen thousands of sails, but at this moment, for some reason, he felt a severe blow to his heart: "Yunfeng, right... I I just want to chat with you, don't be so defensive."

Yunfeng took the candy from Stephen, tore off the wrapping paper and put it in his mouth, then looked at Stephen vaguely with hesitant eyes: "Actually..."

"Huh?" Stephen couldn't help taking a step forward.

……

Another period of silence.

God please! !Tear up the mouth of this bastard! ! !

This brat did it on purpose!Definitely on purpose!

Stephen immediately increased the combat index, and he became more kind: "Yunfeng, we really don't have to be so tense—how about we talk about some interesting things?"

Quiet for a while.

When Stephen was about to rush forward to die with this bastard, Yunfeng raised his head and glanced at him.

That glance was full of indescribable deep meaning, and Stephen felt that the other party seemed to see through everything about him.

And Yunfeng's subsequent words made him run away even more.

"Mr. John—no, Mr. Stephen Zeny," Yunfeng said in a very slow tone, "and no matter what your purpose is—do you really think that the child will follow you after eating a piece of candy?"

He paused and added another sentence.

"At least one family bucket!"

>>>

"How do you know his real name?"

Tom was silent for a while after listening to Yunfeng's description, and finally asked.

"...Secret." Yunfeng didn't expect Tom to ask out his system ORZ with such a sharp sentence.

"Okay—the second one, what is a family bucket?"

"..." Yunfeng's expression became richer, probably mixed with the expression of "how to explain it" and "why Tom keeps asking some strange questions" in it, and finally answered in a low voice, "although it's the whole family, in fact It’s a deep-fried item that one person can eat.”

Tom nodded and asked one last question.

"Where did you get the bag on your head?"

"..."

"……Um?"

"...was hit by the children headed by Tony," Yunfeng didn't seem to care much, "when I came out of the room, he picked up a stone and threw it at me—to be honest, it really hurts QAQ "

"Huh—you got your head broken by a group of Muggles?!"

Tom sneered, but immediately lifted Yunfeng's bangs and looked at his bloody forehead: "I knew they were so boring!"

Being too close to Mr. Tom, Yunfeng said that there was a pile of mosaics in front of him == He stepped back a few steps and touched his nose, comforting him: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I have already kicked each of them into the mailbox at the door Yeah."

"...Sure enough, I shouldn't worry about you."

Tom immediately wiped the blood on Yunfeng's clothes in disgust: "It's so dirty."

Yunfeng: "...hey, is it really good to be arrogant for a second!!"

"The opportunity that many people rush to is not worth mentioning in your eyes," Tom changed the subject, "You will become the second most hated object after me, and there will never be one. "

Every time someone comes to the orphanage for adoption, the children will become the best-behaved angels. As long as they are selected, it means a good life and full love. The adopters are often couples with no children and good financial strength , it is better to follow them than to be in an orphanage.

Tom is no exception.He always treats people politely and politely when people come to the orphanage, but after the first time he lost control of his magic and scared the guests away, Mrs. Cole will not allow him to appear in the future.

"...I understand. After all, I also grew up in an orphanage."

Yun Feng said so, but immediately added: "But this Stephen is asking for a child of oriental descent...I should——I won't be beaten down seriously?"

Tom looked at Yunfeng inscrutablely: "Nomination? That group of guys whose heads are stuffed with pumpkin pie don't know at all. All they know is that you took away their chance."

"Uh... can I explain to them?"

"If they will listen."

After Tom finished speaking, he added: "This holiday is not long, just don't meet those brainless Muggles."

Yunfeng was wiping his broken forehead with alcohol, after a long while, he said "Oh", and then he said to himself: "It's strange, why it hasn't healed after so long =="

According to his ability to heal after being poked with an umbrella by Shenwei at that time, it shouldn't be. Could it be that because the head is more precious, it takes more time to recover?

Yunfeng struggled for a while, then treated the wound hastily and didn't take it to heart.

And after three days, he thoroughly realized the power of "the most hated object".

The power of this orphanage can be divided into two groups, one is a bunch of children who are liked by Mrs. Cole, and the other is those who fight fiercely like snakes.Tom and Yunfeng can be regarded as off-site personnel, Tom still has a "demon" aura shrouded in his head, and Yunfeng is a complete non-staff personnel.

The point is that he doesn't have any friends besides Tom.

So after Yunfeng helped Mrs. Cole deal with the matter, he found that there was no one in the kitchen, and when the door was locked, the thought that flashed through his mind was that this is indeed the case ==

As expected...the prank tricks of children.

Yunfeng lamented that children from ancient times to the present are really nothing new. While taking out his pickaxe from the item bar, he took out his own cookie and gnawed on it ==

You are so cute!How can this kind of pediatric prank make me give a good review!Anyway, pour me a pot of hot dog blood or cut up my clothes and put dead rats in it【Wait】!

Yunfeng finished eating three cookies with a huff, and looked at the sky and found that it was already dusk.

I don't know why, but the sky outside is very dark today, so Yunfeng, a guy with little literary skills, suddenly thought of the phrase "the moment of encountering the devil" which sounds ridiculous.

The door still didn't open.Yunfeng wiped the debris from the corner of his mouth and stood up.

However, after he took a step forward, he immediately heard a very familiar roar that seemed to come from his throat.

He was stunned for an instant, and he who was always proud of his ability to move actually forgot all his actions at that moment.

As if to verify his conjecture, after a slight silence, the scalp-numbing roar sounded again.

Yunfeng is not well.

Zombies!

Fuck why zombies come at this time!

As you said, "There are very few monsters in this world"! ! !

And he reacted immediately after a moment of sluggishness, and immediately ran to the door and knocked on the door: "Is anyone outside?!"

No one answered him, but the roars seemed to have increased.Yunfeng suddenly felt that the whole person was even worse - if they were really zombies, so many children here would simply be the best hunting ground for zombies! !

Yunfeng pushed the door vigorously, and then found that the iron door could not be pushed open without exception.Under the fear of "someone will be hurt by zombies at any time", Yunfeng decisively used the pickaxe in his hand to start digging blocks from the door!

As a result, when the stone near the door had just been dug, all eyes turned blood red.

Yunfeng: =mouth=

Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! ! ! !

The result seemed to be to test his ominous premonition.

An option box quickly appeared in front of the bloody face.

[The birth point is destroyed, and it is forced to be sent to the next week's world, are you sure? 】

Yunfeng: "..."

Damn, it was me who just destroyed the square on the ground, right!I dug out my birth point myself, right!

Fuck, the reason for this kind of time travel is simply too stupid, will you really not be beaten by gangs? !

Yunfeng tried his best to call the name of the system in his heart, but nothing responded to him without exception.It's as if the system really only executes its own inherent program-any other requests it just ignores.

Fuck even if I want to wear it, let me kill the zombies at the door first, okay? !I haven't said goodbye to Tom yet Is this really okay system system! !

Yunfeng didn't know whether his consciousness was screaming or he was really screaming—but the blood-red interface in front of him didn't change at all.

The world around him stopped at this moment, and he couldn't move or do anything except click the two buttons in front of him.

Calm down... Calm down now! ! !

Yunfeng took a deep breath, and then decisively pressed [No].

[invalid choice]

【no】

[invalid choice]

【no】

[invalid choice]

……

As if wanting to fight him, Yunfeng frantically pressed the "No" button over and over again, and finally couldn't help but curse loudly:

"It's only 3 minutes! 3 minutes is enough, can't you fucking give it to me!! Wait a moment for me to say goodbye, you bastard!!"