[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

If you want to describe Shenwei’s 14 years of life in one sentence, you should say this:

"My mother died when I was 14 years old, I was very upset with my father's appearance and then I cut off his hand and ran away~"

Yunfeng: "..."

Is it really a man to say something that sounds mysterious so carelessly? Boss, I met you by chance and you just told me that your life is to let me finally understand and die?

After Shenwei finished speaking, he looked at Yunfeng's face, and found that he still had the same unfathomable look as at the beginning, and he couldn't see any emotions in his pitch-black eyes.Kamui raised his eyebrows, then smiled amusedly.

"To put it simply, I am currently homeless and my destination is unknown. Although I know that Yetuxing will not be able to stay any longer, where are I going and how will I live in the future? Apart from wanting to be stronger and stronger Other than that...the rest is completely unknown."

Yunfeng didn't know why the BOSS would tell him all these things in this dead room, the strings in his heart were tense, it was all because of the setting of "one year per death"... Fuck, is this also an interesting setting in the legend? ! !

"I'm sorry, because I just chopped off my dad's hand yesterday, so I still haven't calmed down." Shenwei dangled on the chair with a pair of short legs, turned his head and smiled at Yunfeng, "I don't treat the weak I'm interested, killing you won't make me happy, so don't worry... Well, I'm not a guy who kills innocent people indiscriminately."

——How can you rest assured? Your umbrella is still stained with my blood. Could you please wipe it clean before you act cute to me? ! !

Yunfeng complained frantically in his heart, but his face was still calm: "In this case, I don't need to pursue what you did to me just now, and I will choose to forget about you."

As soon as the words came out of the mouth, the wind wanted to hit the wall again——Help this kind of high-cold tone is completely unsuitable for talking to the BOSS! !This is exactly the rhythm of Hongguoguo's FLAG + bento!Can this pretentious habit be changed? Help! ! !

Kamui didn't seem angry, just looked at him with a smile.Finally he said: "But brother, you seem to be very suitable for carrying things, and you are also very good at cooking."

His umbrella is very heavy, and according to Shenwei's observations, this person is absolutely unable to lift it, but he can take his own umbrella.And the wood, coal, and books that were just scattered all over the ground... Visual inspection shows that this person has no pockets that can hold these items.

This made Shenwei think a little more.

In a foreign land, it is very dangerous for a 14-year-old child to be a lone ranger.Kamui has never been the type who claims to be invincible.On the contrary, he knew that after he chose to do something to his father, it must be a difficult road in the future.

Not only the enemy's attack, sometimes the lack of supplies and food can easily make the strong die.

And this person seems to be able to carry a lot of things... And to be honest, the taste of that roast chicken is really very good. [Furnace: Blame me ==]

Before Yunfeng could figure out what Shenwei's words meant, Shenwei spoke again: "Yunfeng, right? I'll protect you from being killed. As compensation, how about you help me carry my luggage?"

Kamui smiled kindly and cutely, as if this was a very good deal.

Cost-effective only you one person! ! !Don't think I can't see what you mean! ! !

Yun Feng: "...can you allow me to seriously refuse?"

Kamui smiled at him.

"Okay... I'll do what I can... let's make a deal with you."

Yunfeng understands the meaning of BOSS, BOSS, the brat who is homeless and ready to wander around, suddenly meets a guy who is basically invincible + moves a big backpack + knows how to cook + is very weak, the brat thinks what I need A big backpack, so I bought the backpack.

...Damn it, have you considered how the backpack feels? !The backpack cried and fainted in the toilet! !

But to be honest, Yunfeng doesn't think he is weak.Although I am a slag with only 5 combat power, in minecraft, your attack will not be improved with the increase of level, but you have to rely on various equipment and assistance to improve your strength.

Yunfeng thinks that his positioning is not bad, and after entering the game in person, it must be much better than using the mouse and keyboard.What he lacks now is experience.

After treating everyone who got rid of me as a monster, there is no pressure to slaughter ==

Yunfeng was still thinking about when he would be able to push down the boss, but Shenwei suddenly stood up from the chair in the room, looking outside with a pair of blue eyes: "It seems that something is coming."

Yunfeng was stunned for a moment, followed Shenwei's gaze to look over, but turned his head and saw a guy in blue clothes and a green boxy head wandering around the house through the glass: "..."

Kamui raised his eyebrows with interest, and walked over to the window to observe their movements: "Is it some other race? Something I've never seen before... Judging from the breath, it doesn't smell like a living thing."

Yunfeng was completely Spartan in his heart.

Zombies! ! ! OMG why the zombies in minecraft come here! !

Zombies are relatively low-level monsters in the MC world, with both hands stretched forward straight forward, a square of blood will drop when scratched, Yunfeng can be sure that this is a zombie when he looks at its cute and stupid cliff face! ! !

Shenwei was still watching it from the window, Yunfeng had already drawn out his long sword, opened the door before Shenwei could react, and ran out directly.

Kamui tilted his head: "...Huh?"

Yunfeng is really a conditioned reflex, at the door of his house [? 】The dangling zombie king is absolutely unbearable!Monsters who dare to invade my territory will be chopped down immediately!

He was really good at dealing with the monsters he knew. With a stone sword, he hit and retreated, and basically eliminated the zombies with three or four swords without any pressure.While Yunfeng was fighting monsters, he saw two green heads lurking in the darkness in the distance, Yunfeng raised his knife and chased after them without hesitation.

Sure enough, MC is the most fun to fight monsters!My broadsword is starving!

Yunfeng felt much happier after turning over the two zombies. He picked up the carrion that the zombies threw on the ground after they died, even though it was useless—as expected, massacring is the best way to relieve bad mood when he is in a bad mood. weapon...

Yunfeng was feeling refreshed when suddenly his back stiffened.

——Oops, oops, I completely forgot about the BOSS behind me! !

"What kind of creature is this?" Shenwei stood behind him at some point, smiling harmlessly with an umbrella in his hand.

"Zombie," Yunfeng straightened his waist, and took a slight step to the left - Oye got the experience ball, "it is a monster that will threaten people - no, living creatures."

Successfully upgraded to the first level of QAQ

Shenwei looked around, and then smiled at Yunfeng: "I feel that Yunfeng is quite powerful^^"

Just now, the way he picked up the sword and killed in the rainy night was unexpectedly cruel, which changed Shenwei's attitude towards Yunfeng.

I thought he was a guy who wouldn't even kill chickens, but he didn't hesitate at all in his attack just now, just like a veteran who is used to killing.

...Yes, a little too excited to play off!

Yunfeng usually looks serious [? ], but in the game, he is a killer who can slaughter people in a radius of ten miles—of course, the premise is that he has enough strength and equipment.When Yunfeng plays games with others, he will always seriously say such horrible words as "destroy their family" or "kill them all if you dare to resist" ==

So other friends who play games always ask him to open up wasteland and kill monsters, and then call him "the man who doesn't grow any grass after passing by" _(:з)∠)_

Yun Feng quickly put back the stone sword in his hand, and waved his hand seriously: "Sorry, I didn't leave one for you."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he regretted again—what kind of tone is this! ! !It feels like showing off your superiority in front of the protagonist! ! !

"There was no such thing on the Yetu star before." Shenwei was not angry, but just stated the facts objectively, "Maybe some other alien species came to the Yetu star... It is a dead end."

Yunfeng looked at his 6000 health bar, and silently lit a candle for countless monsters in his heart.

Kamui didn't ask many things, but simply twirled his umbrella in his hand.

The raindrops spun around in the air and fell to the ground. Although there was a smile in Kamui's voice, there was no emotion left.

"Let's go to the robbery and have a look. You need to get a ticket for the spaceship first."

Yun Feng silently wiped the rainwater that was thrown onto his face from behind him: "..."

If you hit me with an umbrella that big, you will die, you brat! ! !

The word robbery is written as robbery in Shenwei's dictionary and read as killing.

Coincidentally, this is also written in Yunfeng's dictionary ==

Until now, Yunfeng has no real sense of reality, so he simply hypnotizes himself that this is a game, and all monster-killing actions are acceptable.This is equivalent to that he has accepted Shenwei's behavior.

In the world, the strong are respected, and this rule applies no matter where it is.Yunfeng is an orphan, and he knows how to adapt to the environment, so he was only briefly disgusted, and quickly adjusted his mentality.

…Anyway, it’s useless for me to object anyway, QAQ

Yunfeng thinks that such a world where he can kill at will has inspired his nature that only exploded in the game. He wants to surpass more strong men and become a stronger person. This is probably hidden in the blood of all men. Instinct.

Now he has no time to think about whether this is right or wrong.

Yunfeng looked at the disorganized item column, and silently said "one-click tidying up" in his heart, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the neatly arranged items, which made him, who is slightly obsessive-compulsive, feel better.

It was night, it was still raining, and it was dark all around.Yunfeng looked at the still warm body of Cheng Datu on the ground, and was once again shocked by the strength of the kid beside him.

One blow directly pierced the heart, and this Yetu with 3000 health bars died directly. It is simply a mobile killer! ! !

"Is the money enough?" Shenwei's voice could not be heard clearly in the rainy night, and the blood on the umbrella was still dripping onto the ground.

"Enough." Yunfeng once again looked at [Night Rabbit's Rain*2] in the inventory, and his face was full of tears in his heart-do people on this planet only have money and umbrellas? ! !

What about the promised food! ! !Give me an umbrella and I can't use it! ! !

"Then let's go, go to the universe." Shenwei said so briefly.

Yun Feng always felt that he could actually ride a spaceship in this life, and he couldn't believe it: "...Oh."

The moment Shenwei turned around, a feathered arrow brushed against Shenwei's body and shot straight into the soil!

Yun Feng glanced at the place where the arrow came from: =口=

Fuck! ! !Isn't that the skeleton archer who is hiding behind the building in white? ! !

The author has something to say: 1. Skeleton archer, a white cute skeleton, walking around with arrows ==

Zombie, a guy who can scratch people, but I always think his movements are cute and soft~

2. MC's character inventory is like 32 grids, one grid can hold a set of [64] things, basically it is a mobile backpack ==