[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

[Mission 25 of the third week - complete the achievement "Gourmet".Reward: Eye of Ender. 】

[Task tips: ① There is a special storage room ② At least 30 categories of food, classified storage and at least one group for each category] [1]

After finishing mission 24, Yunfeng saw the last mission of the third week.

He silently looked at the requirements in the list, then went to his storage room to look, and found that except for the small amount of food, the other conditions were basically met.

He made a list of everything he needed and taped that list on the wall.

"Well, if you really count carefully, it has been nearly a year since the third week."

He was talking to himself so calmly, and was silent for a while, and then the mobile phone on the table rang suddenly.

"Is it Lord Yunfeng?"

The moment Yunfeng picked it up, he knew who the other party was—Heizi Tetsuya's tone was very calm, and with a firm determination: "Can I talk to you?"

Before Yunfeng could answer, Heizi snapped another sentence: "I'm very sorry——because I don't know who to talk to about this matter, I'm really at a loss right now."

"……Um."

Yunfeng also answered Heizi's words very briefly, and at the same time he heard the sound of a basketball hitting the ground from the opposite side: "Are you on the basketball court?"

"Yes, on the tri-service basketball court."

Heizi raised his head to look at the dazzling lights of the basketball court, and said in a very calm tone, "This is where I first met Akashi-kun and Aomine-kun."

Yunfeng sat down on his chair and looked at the dark night outside the window: "How was the chat with Akashi-san?"

"..."

Heizi was silent for a while, then looked at the shadow of the basketball under the light: "I think I might be wrong."

"I thought that everyone likes basketball, and they play basketball because they like basketball—but now I realize that it doesn't seem to be the case. I just use my own thoughts to speculate on their thoughts, so I don't think it's right. ..."

Since it is playing basketball, of course you have to do your best.

No matter what your opponent is, you must show respect. This is the basic etiquette on the court.

Nothing can give up, nothing can end.

Can't stop running until the final whistle blows.

"When I think about it now, where do my ideas come from? It seems that no one told me so swearingly, but I think so-work hard, work harder; become stronger, become stronger."

Yunfeng listened quietly.

Heizi's thoughts were a little confused, he looked at the basketball with light blue eyes, and said a lot of things about himself from the first grade to the present, and finally his tone was so soft that it would disappear if he blew on it: "And then——if I Becoming as strong as Aomine-kun, if I become as strong as Akashi-kun, then Murasakihara-kun can score 100 points by himself—don’t I need to be bound by these thoughts?”

They were running so fast that they could not catch up.And when he reacted, there were only faces that made him so unfamiliar that he was afraid.

Who is wrong?Is it himself or them?

"But I can't agree."

Heizi's voice was still faint, but Yunfeng could still hear the deep choking hidden in his tone.

"Playing basketball with that attitude, playing basketball just to win -- how can I agree."

"So, what are you going to do?"

Yunfeng already had a vague idea in his heart when he said this, and Heizi was silent for a while after staring at the basketball, then said:

"I don't know—maybe I'll quit."

"Don't you want to play basketball?"

"It's not that I don't want to, it's just that I don't know how to continue playing—Mr. Qingfeng said that he has forgotten how to catch my pass." Heizi tried to keep his tone calm, "How can a shadow exist without light? Just leave, right?"

He has tried his best, exhausted all the strength of his body - but Aomine just left his back indifferently, not even looking at him.

What's the point of staying?

"Ah."

Yunfeng suddenly agreed so calmly, and then asked: "Heizi, have you thought of another—another solution?"

A few years later, when Heizi told Shiro Rin's companions about this past, everyone felt that Heizi had really had a hard time during that time.As for Vulcan, I just continued to stuff a hamburger into my mouth after hearing this part.

"I thought you were going to tell a scary story, Kuroko—is that all?"

Heizi looked up at his partner, and then nodded expressionlessly: "I'm sorry for my poor storytelling skills. At that time, I really felt that the sky was about to fall."

"Huh? So serious?"

This carefree returnee raised his eyebrows suspiciously, and then said very naturally: "It's fine to beat them up!"

"...It really is the decision that Lord Vulcan will make."

After being silent for a while, Heizi showed a very relieved expression.

"...I think you are silently despising me =="

"No, Lord Vulcan thinks too much."

Vulcan made a "cut", obviously not believing Heizi's words: "Then what then? What is the solution given by Yunfeng?"

Heizi raised the corner of his mouth.

"To some extent, Lord Vulcan and Lord Yunfeng must have a common language."

"...I still don't think it's a compliment!"

The solution given by Yunfeng is very different - beat them up.

When Yunfeng said these words through the phone, the emotions that had been gathered in Heizi's heart suddenly fell apart—he even had a feeling of "Is Mr. Yunfeng here to tease him?" illusion.

"Yunfeng Jun..." He suddenly ran out of words, and then Yunfeng started to bombard him like a string of cannonballs as if he had something to say.

"What did you say 'Only I can beat myself' - it's totally unworthy of a beating! It's just a junior high school student who is dragging and pulling - just find a high school student and you can get rid of that black skin in seconds! There is also a limit to pride and complacency!"

"There is also Akashi-san—not Akashi Seijuro! From your description, I can tell that he is a chuuni! Has he ever asked how the chess pieces feel when he treats everyone as a chess piece! Obviously there is such a big problem in the team The thing is only thinking about ONEONONE! Can ONEONONE solve the problem!! Aomine is a team member and still let him go on like this-I think he is the one who should be beaten the most!"

"The rest of the group are not much better - in short, they deserve a beating!"

After Yunfeng finished speaking, he pushed open the door in front of him.

Heizi stared in a daze as the person who was talking to him just now came in front of him in an instant.And Yunfeng was still panting, his dark eyes were extraordinarily bright under the snow-white light.He obviously ran all the way here, seeing Heizi sitting on the ground, he pulled him up!

I'm so aggrieved!

The people who are obviously wrong are those guys from the beginning to the end, why do they hide their thoughts so condescendingly, and pretend that nothing happened with a smile!

"Since language can no longer save this group of middle school students—then just beat them up!"

It was a dark night outside, and only the faint chirping of cicadas remained in the school.Heizi quietly looked into Yunfeng's eyes, and finally answered blankly as if he had finally come to his senses.

"It feels really different from Yun Feng-jun's general appearance, so bluntly saying 'beat them up'."

"The truth is for those who can understand. If those teenagers are non-violent and non-cooperative, then I can only do what they want." Yunfeng was obviously still a little angry, "It doesn't matter if you do it or not—anyway, I will do it first." Beat up that fellow Aomine!"

Heizi was still a little dazed: "...But, it's already night."

Judging by his appearance, it seems that he is about to rush to Qingfeng's house and start a fight.

It's so simple and rude.

Let him not know what expression to put on.

Heizi thought about it blankly, and then he didn't know why the thick knot in his heart that couldn't be resolved just now suddenly dissipated a little—even wanted to laugh.

"Thank you."

"...No, don't send me inexplicable thank you letters at this time."

Yunfeng has been in a state of irritability after Ziyuan complained that "it has nothing to do with Xiao Yunzi", and the feeling in it is probably "I treat you as a friend and you still say such things are simply heartless" "It really is a bear The child deserves to be beaten in various senses", "but it's too anxious to leave it alone, shit!" and so on.After receiving Heizi's call, he immediately ran all the way over. Seeing Heizi alone under the light, he immediately felt angry after seeing his daughter being bullied by a bad boy [etc.]—and immediately upgraded to MAX.

"No, I really want to thank Mr. Yunfeng."

Heizi said so softly, and actually smiled at Yunfeng: "I feel that it's really not a big deal for Mr. Yunfeng to say that."

It's just that what you have always believed in has been overturned.

It was very disturbing and painful, and I even thought about giving up at one point—if I continue like this, I don’t know if I will hate basketball.

"Mr. Yunfeng is right - they are obviously wrong, but I want to back down. It really doesn't look like a man's behavior."

Heizi said in such a low voice, when he looked up at Yunfeng again, he had become the usual calm and calm Heizi Tetsuya.

It will be a setback, if it continues like this.

Just thinking about it like this, I felt that my heart was blocked by something, but there was no way to relieve it.

"If there is no way to help them as a side-by-side companion, then I will become an opponent to defeat them."

Heizi looked at the still basketball, calmly as if he wasn't the one who gave up everything just now: "Instead of making basketball become something I hate, I would rather choose to turn the current Aomine-kun into something I hate." people."

The surroundings are quiet, but Yunfeng seems to have seen that Heizi Tetsuya who was on the basketball court a few months ago—like a sharp sword drawn from its sheath, the cold light is extremely cold and sharp.

"...Sure enough, this is the Heizi Tetsuya I know." Yunfeng laughed, and then said with a sigh, "From the time you told me how you felt when you picked up the basketball, I felt that you must be a will A firm man."

"Thank you for the compliment," Heizi nodded calmly, and then asked, "Mr. Yunfeng was so angry that he was about to beat up Mr. Qingfeng just now, can you slow down for a while?"

Yunfeng==: "...Let me just say, it's already 9 o'clock in the evening, okay?"

Impulse is the devil's saying is totally right, Yunfeng felt much more comfortable after scolding that bunch of middle schoolers and didn't want to PVP with Qingfeng anymore.But Heizi's next sentence made him lose his composure completely.

"Then Yunfeng-jun, please help me think about how to write the application for resignation from the ministry—I haven't written it before, so I don't know how to write it."

There was a long silence.

"……What?"

Yunfeng looked at Heizi in disbelief as he walked to the side and picked up the basketball. He didn't know why Heizi's mental journey went through a cycle from "retire → hit someone → figured out I can't give up → withdraw"! !

So you are like "I can't figure it out, it's painful to quit" → "Oh, I figured it out, so happy to quit" Is that so! !What's the point! !

"Literally." Heizi picked up the basketball, and tilted his head at Yunfeng in a natural and cute way.

"I want to retire...and if Yunfeng-kun...well, you have picked a day to beat Aomine-kun, please take me with you."