[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 44 44Q
One of the characteristics of the Chinese people is that peace is the most important thing.
Try not to cause trouble if you can, and don't cause conflict if you can't afford it, but if you switch to the illusory world, many people from the Celestial Dynasty will become completely different from their usual existence.
Yunfeng is an ordinary office worker in the real world, but he can become a highly skilled player on the Internet, and he probably complains behind his back when the boss deducts his salary from him in the real world A few words, but if someone robbed him in the game, he might chase and kill him all the way regardless.
What I want to explain above is that if it weren't for the fact that he was about to travel through the next week, Yunfeng would not have punched Akashi so unscrupulously.
But all the things before and after were added together, and he was about to leave soon, Yunfeng completely gave up the so-called "peace is the most important" and "don't die" warnings in his nature, and used his full strength to fight! !
Akashi was probably stunned by the menacing violence of the other party. Nosebleeds came out after Yunfeng's first punch - the whole nasal cavity was full of the sticky smell of blood, Akashi Almost dizzy, he punched Yunfeng's right cheek with his right hand by feeling!
"Well--!"
Although Akashi is not tall, but his strength is definitely not small. Yunfeng was hit over the head by this punch, and there was a burning pain on his right cheek, and the bloody smell filled his mouth in an instant - he covered his face and avoided Akashi. After the next attack, he rolled on the ground in embarrassment and stood up after punching him.
Akashi was also in a state of distress, the blood on his nose flowed down his face and onto his jersey, Yunfeng saw him staggering to stand up, and spat out the blood in his mouth with a bah sound: "Should I still fight? It's not enough."
Heizi was completely taken aback by the unfolding of the gods in front of him. Fortunately, their location is very remote now - almost no crowd leaving the venue passed by here.
"Are you crazy?"
Akashi covered his nose, almost unable to maintain his image and shouted: "Do you think you won't be fired for fighting in public?"
Yunfeng covered his face and took a few hissing breaths, looked at Akashifu and raised his fist.
"I admit it! Today I'm going to beat you to the ground!!"
Akashi took a deep breath, but the smell of rust in his nose and mouth made him choke.
He knew that what he should do now was to stay away from this madman-but as the heir of a rich man, this feeling of being insulted in public made him almost lose control: "You really think I won't kill you- "
Yunfeng didn't care what he said, went up and grabbed Akashi's clothes, aimed at his stomach and punched him again!
"Mr. Yunfeng!"
Heizi finally came to his senses, stood up and called Yunfeng's name loudly: "Please don't hit me again...you will be punished!"
However, his words had no effect - the two people who were usually super calm had already wrestled. If there was any skill at the beginning, it turned into a child's wrestling without skill and logic later on.Akashi was obviously irritated to the extreme by Yunfeng, and completely lost his usual calmness, while Yunfeng was still cursing some inarticulately, "Fuck, labor and management hate you the most, you are a second-year student who ruins other people's sincerity! " and the like—
Simply a mess.
Heizi couldn't think of any solution for a while, and at this moment Momoi called him.
"Zhejun? Zhejun, you finally answered the phone!" Momoi's voice was full of tears, "Zhejun... I really have nothing to do with Ah Da, he's... all about basketball..."
"...Momoi-san," Kuroko immediately calmed down because the other party was probably more at a loss than him, "Yunfeng-kun and Akashi-kun are fighting, hurry up and bring someone who can persuade the fight, I am in the corridor on the right right now, I'll try to see if I can separate them."
"what?"
Heizi hung up the phone decisively.
"Please stop hitting!"
No one cares about him.
Heizi took a deep breath: "Please stop hitting me."
Still no one cares about him.
Heizi picked up the basketball placed in the corner, and without aiming at anything, he threw the basketball at these two people!
"Enough is enough!"
With a "boom", I don't know who the basketball hit, anyway, Yunfeng and Akashi finally separated.Both of them were panting, Yunfeng was okay, Akashi's face was covered with blood like a flower, and his clothes were stained red and white - he leaned against the wall panting, looking Yun Feng, who was also panting tiredly, had no image at all: "Crazy... you really are a lunatic..."
"Come on..." Yunfeng covered the part where he was beaten, his face was deformed by the pain, "It's as if you are not crazy."
Heizi was about to say something when a voice came from behind him: "What are you doing?"
It was Aomine Daiki's voice.
Heizi slowly turned his head, he didn't know what expression he should put on—at this moment, he was very grateful for his facial expression necrosis: "Mr. Qingfeng."
It took Aomine Daiki a long time to recognize the guy in front of him whose face was smeared with blood, Akashi. He was obviously frightened: "...what's wrong?"
Heizi looked at Qingfeng, and the complicated emotions in his heart were hard to express for a moment, but at this moment Yunfeng seemed to feel that the pain was not so much at last, he raised his head and looked at Qingfeng with a smile: "Yo, hello, classmate Qingfeng."
Heizi slowly clenched his fingers tightly.
"...Why are you wriggling your fingers while saying that?" Aomine subconsciously took a step back—the way Yunfeng grinned always made him feel uneasy, and almost at the same time—Momoi hurried away with the rest of the people Come over: "What happened?! Zhejun, are you okay?"
At this time, Akashi wished to kill all the guys who saw him in such a mess, his face turned pale, but before he could speak, Kuroko walked up to Aomine.
Then he raised his hand and slapped Qingfeng across the face.
The sound of "pop" was extremely loud, and the entire corridor suddenly fell silent.
"This slap is for Ogiwara-kun."
After Heizi finished speaking calmly, he raised his hand before Qingfeng could react, but was immediately grabbed by Qingfeng: "Tetsuya, what are you doing?!"
Aomine's expression was very ugly, but Heizi still had a calm look, as if it didn't matter if he couldn't reach Aomine: "I'm just saying goodbye to Aomine-kun—to all of you."
Yunfeng couldn't help but glanced at Qingfeng's expression, and found that his face changed immediately.
If I had to describe it in one word, it would be "unbelievable".
Midorima and Murasakihara remained silent, but Kise yelled as if he had just realized the current atmosphere: "What's the matter? Little Kuroko and little Akashi—"
"Kise-kun, please shut up," Kuroko interrupted Kise with a steady voice, his blue eyes couldn't see the emotion clearly, "When I see the final result, I really want to be like Yun Fengjun like that - beat you hard in the face, but I've calmed down now - it's all useless."
It's useless, they are the same as themselves, they stubbornly refuse to listen to other people's words, and are only willing to move forward according to their own wishes - until they are defeated.
Until they are defeated, any other way is self-humiliation.
"I bid farewell to everyone formally."
As Heizi said this, Qingfeng involuntarily let go of his hand, and Heizi took a step back, staring at all the people present who were his teammates:
"Next time I'll beat you guys on the basketball court — straight up."
After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and bowed to everyone: "I have been with you for the past two years, thanks for taking care of me."
Yunfeng smiled, but when he grinned, his whole face hurt terribly—he glanced at Akashi who had been pretending to be disconnected in the corner, and wanted to continue to sneer, but in the end he simply said: "Well "That's it, my anger is almost gone."
"Xiao Yunzai and Xiao Chizai fought." Ziyuan said suddenly.
"Ah...that's right," Yunfeng raised his fist and waved it, "Actually, I really want to beat you up too...but since Heizi has said so—as expected, let's forget it."
"Please don't blame me. I thought Mr. Yunfeng was already on the train or plane."
"...Well, it's my own fault."
Yunfeng said something so vague, then glanced at Akashi and added: "Actually, it's all your fault."
But now that he calmed down, he wanted to laugh when he thought of Akashi, a proud guy, being beaten up with blood all over his face.
"It's also my parting gift—a formal farewell."
"So--we have agreed to part ways, why do you want to follow here =="
On the way home, Yunfeng looked at Atsushi Ziyuan who was following behind him with a dark face—he was eating the potato chips in his hand with a simple expression, and followed Yunfeng like a big dog: "You guys Don't the team have to go to the celebration banquet? Don't you need to worry about Akashi-kun who is covered in blood? When Kuroko left, Aomine-san chased him out? Don't you want to watch the fun ==”
"No need," Ziyuan said so casually, reaching out to press Yunfeng's already black and blue cheek, "Little Chizai hits hard~~"
"Hiss—don't touch it, it hurts!" Yunfeng almost didn't jump, his wound healing ability gradually decreased with the upgrade of the system, or it gradually became real, just like an ordinary person.
"Oh~~" Ziyuan was not obedient, and pressed Yunfeng's face hard, and withdrew his hand a moment before Yunfeng was about to go crazy, "Xiao Yunzi's face is not very good all the time, why? ?”
"...Isn't it because of your infuriating basketball game—" Yunfeng held his forehead helplessly, and then changed into a resentful tone, "It's really too much! Now thinking about it, I want to punch you !"
"Really? It hurts to beat someone..."
"...Don't put your hands on your stomach! I'm not going to beat you!!"
Ziyuan followed Yunfeng all the way to his house.Although Yunfeng was puzzled by Ziyuan's behavior, he didn't say anything. It might be better to say that his physical strength could not keep up and he didn't have the energy to fight with Ziyuan anymore.
"Xiao Yunzi doesn't need to take medicine?"
"No, I'll be fine! And don't walk around in my house casually! I'm too big and bumps everywhere! Don't touch my glass bottle—!"
"Eh~~ It's broken."
"... Hurry up and go home!"
Ziyuan just felt that he would never see Yunfeng again, and wanted to express his intimacy with him.
It seems to be like this when the students in the class want to transfer to another school. Everyone has a meal, sings and sings, chats with each other and then cries. Although Murasakihara didn’t realize the feeling of reluctance at the time, but now he feels that he can do well. Feel the mood of the students.
Reluctant.
For the first time, I felt reluctant.
Thinking of this, Ziyuan felt a sore and indescribable feeling in his heart: "Little Yunzi, are you really leaving?"
"Well, it's absolutely true ==" Yunfeng arranged Ziyuan's messy things, and wanted to laugh for some reason, "Are you really reluctant?"
"...Well, I can't bear it."
"But there is no way."
"That's right... there is no other way, after all, Xiao Yunzai beat up Xiao Chizai like that, and there is no way to survive in Diguang."
"...That's why I have to run away =="
The two talked about a bunch of messy things, Yunfeng made a dinner that was particularly in line with Murasakihara's preferences in a relative sense, then he didn't say anything about basketball as if it was tacit understanding, and talked about a bunch of strange topics .
... Atsushi Murasakihara is surprisingly frank.
Yunfeng knew from the very beginning that if he likes it, he likes it or hates it or he hates it. Since he said he was reluctant, he must be reluctant. Now nesting in his own house and not leaving is also a way of expressing his reluctance?
"Because I was too busy playing basketball before, I always felt annoyed—now I understand, the so-called 'annoyance' is that I didn't say goodbye to Xiao Yunzai."
Ziyuan said in a low voice, looking at Yunfeng with light purple eyes: "But now I still feel that I am not happy even if I say goodbye to Xiao Yunzi."
"Farewell is just like that, farewell," Yunfeng pretended to be inscrutable and smiled at Ziyuan, "No matter what it is, farewell is a word full of sadness."
Say goodbye to friends and the past, and start the next trip.
So where is the end?How far is this trip?Where is the companion?
Yunfeng thought sadly, then raised the juice in his hand.
"Goodbye, Murasakihara."
Volume [-], Chapter [-]: An Inhuman Role-Playing Game
Try not to cause trouble if you can, and don't cause conflict if you can't afford it, but if you switch to the illusory world, many people from the Celestial Dynasty will become completely different from their usual existence.
Yunfeng is an ordinary office worker in the real world, but he can become a highly skilled player on the Internet, and he probably complains behind his back when the boss deducts his salary from him in the real world A few words, but if someone robbed him in the game, he might chase and kill him all the way regardless.
What I want to explain above is that if it weren't for the fact that he was about to travel through the next week, Yunfeng would not have punched Akashi so unscrupulously.
But all the things before and after were added together, and he was about to leave soon, Yunfeng completely gave up the so-called "peace is the most important" and "don't die" warnings in his nature, and used his full strength to fight! !
Akashi was probably stunned by the menacing violence of the other party. Nosebleeds came out after Yunfeng's first punch - the whole nasal cavity was full of the sticky smell of blood, Akashi Almost dizzy, he punched Yunfeng's right cheek with his right hand by feeling!
"Well--!"
Although Akashi is not tall, but his strength is definitely not small. Yunfeng was hit over the head by this punch, and there was a burning pain on his right cheek, and the bloody smell filled his mouth in an instant - he covered his face and avoided Akashi. After the next attack, he rolled on the ground in embarrassment and stood up after punching him.
Akashi was also in a state of distress, the blood on his nose flowed down his face and onto his jersey, Yunfeng saw him staggering to stand up, and spat out the blood in his mouth with a bah sound: "Should I still fight? It's not enough."
Heizi was completely taken aback by the unfolding of the gods in front of him. Fortunately, their location is very remote now - almost no crowd leaving the venue passed by here.
"Are you crazy?"
Akashi covered his nose, almost unable to maintain his image and shouted: "Do you think you won't be fired for fighting in public?"
Yunfeng covered his face and took a few hissing breaths, looked at Akashifu and raised his fist.
"I admit it! Today I'm going to beat you to the ground!!"
Akashi took a deep breath, but the smell of rust in his nose and mouth made him choke.
He knew that what he should do now was to stay away from this madman-but as the heir of a rich man, this feeling of being insulted in public made him almost lose control: "You really think I won't kill you- "
Yunfeng didn't care what he said, went up and grabbed Akashi's clothes, aimed at his stomach and punched him again!
"Mr. Yunfeng!"
Heizi finally came to his senses, stood up and called Yunfeng's name loudly: "Please don't hit me again...you will be punished!"
However, his words had no effect - the two people who were usually super calm had already wrestled. If there was any skill at the beginning, it turned into a child's wrestling without skill and logic later on.Akashi was obviously irritated to the extreme by Yunfeng, and completely lost his usual calmness, while Yunfeng was still cursing some inarticulately, "Fuck, labor and management hate you the most, you are a second-year student who ruins other people's sincerity! " and the like—
Simply a mess.
Heizi couldn't think of any solution for a while, and at this moment Momoi called him.
"Zhejun? Zhejun, you finally answered the phone!" Momoi's voice was full of tears, "Zhejun... I really have nothing to do with Ah Da, he's... all about basketball..."
"...Momoi-san," Kuroko immediately calmed down because the other party was probably more at a loss than him, "Yunfeng-kun and Akashi-kun are fighting, hurry up and bring someone who can persuade the fight, I am in the corridor on the right right now, I'll try to see if I can separate them."
"what?"
Heizi hung up the phone decisively.
"Please stop hitting!"
No one cares about him.
Heizi took a deep breath: "Please stop hitting me."
Still no one cares about him.
Heizi picked up the basketball placed in the corner, and without aiming at anything, he threw the basketball at these two people!
"Enough is enough!"
With a "boom", I don't know who the basketball hit, anyway, Yunfeng and Akashi finally separated.Both of them were panting, Yunfeng was okay, Akashi's face was covered with blood like a flower, and his clothes were stained red and white - he leaned against the wall panting, looking Yun Feng, who was also panting tiredly, had no image at all: "Crazy... you really are a lunatic..."
"Come on..." Yunfeng covered the part where he was beaten, his face was deformed by the pain, "It's as if you are not crazy."
Heizi was about to say something when a voice came from behind him: "What are you doing?"
It was Aomine Daiki's voice.
Heizi slowly turned his head, he didn't know what expression he should put on—at this moment, he was very grateful for his facial expression necrosis: "Mr. Qingfeng."
It took Aomine Daiki a long time to recognize the guy in front of him whose face was smeared with blood, Akashi. He was obviously frightened: "...what's wrong?"
Heizi looked at Qingfeng, and the complicated emotions in his heart were hard to express for a moment, but at this moment Yunfeng seemed to feel that the pain was not so much at last, he raised his head and looked at Qingfeng with a smile: "Yo, hello, classmate Qingfeng."
Heizi slowly clenched his fingers tightly.
"...Why are you wriggling your fingers while saying that?" Aomine subconsciously took a step back—the way Yunfeng grinned always made him feel uneasy, and almost at the same time—Momoi hurried away with the rest of the people Come over: "What happened?! Zhejun, are you okay?"
At this time, Akashi wished to kill all the guys who saw him in such a mess, his face turned pale, but before he could speak, Kuroko walked up to Aomine.
Then he raised his hand and slapped Qingfeng across the face.
The sound of "pop" was extremely loud, and the entire corridor suddenly fell silent.
"This slap is for Ogiwara-kun."
After Heizi finished speaking calmly, he raised his hand before Qingfeng could react, but was immediately grabbed by Qingfeng: "Tetsuya, what are you doing?!"
Aomine's expression was very ugly, but Heizi still had a calm look, as if it didn't matter if he couldn't reach Aomine: "I'm just saying goodbye to Aomine-kun—to all of you."
Yunfeng couldn't help but glanced at Qingfeng's expression, and found that his face changed immediately.
If I had to describe it in one word, it would be "unbelievable".
Midorima and Murasakihara remained silent, but Kise yelled as if he had just realized the current atmosphere: "What's the matter? Little Kuroko and little Akashi—"
"Kise-kun, please shut up," Kuroko interrupted Kise with a steady voice, his blue eyes couldn't see the emotion clearly, "When I see the final result, I really want to be like Yun Fengjun like that - beat you hard in the face, but I've calmed down now - it's all useless."
It's useless, they are the same as themselves, they stubbornly refuse to listen to other people's words, and are only willing to move forward according to their own wishes - until they are defeated.
Until they are defeated, any other way is self-humiliation.
"I bid farewell to everyone formally."
As Heizi said this, Qingfeng involuntarily let go of his hand, and Heizi took a step back, staring at all the people present who were his teammates:
"Next time I'll beat you guys on the basketball court — straight up."
After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and bowed to everyone: "I have been with you for the past two years, thanks for taking care of me."
Yunfeng smiled, but when he grinned, his whole face hurt terribly—he glanced at Akashi who had been pretending to be disconnected in the corner, and wanted to continue to sneer, but in the end he simply said: "Well "That's it, my anger is almost gone."
"Xiao Yunzai and Xiao Chizai fought." Ziyuan said suddenly.
"Ah...that's right," Yunfeng raised his fist and waved it, "Actually, I really want to beat you up too...but since Heizi has said so—as expected, let's forget it."
"Please don't blame me. I thought Mr. Yunfeng was already on the train or plane."
"...Well, it's my own fault."
Yunfeng said something so vague, then glanced at Akashi and added: "Actually, it's all your fault."
But now that he calmed down, he wanted to laugh when he thought of Akashi, a proud guy, being beaten up with blood all over his face.
"It's also my parting gift—a formal farewell."
"So--we have agreed to part ways, why do you want to follow here =="
On the way home, Yunfeng looked at Atsushi Ziyuan who was following behind him with a dark face—he was eating the potato chips in his hand with a simple expression, and followed Yunfeng like a big dog: "You guys Don't the team have to go to the celebration banquet? Don't you need to worry about Akashi-kun who is covered in blood? When Kuroko left, Aomine-san chased him out? Don't you want to watch the fun ==”
"No need," Ziyuan said so casually, reaching out to press Yunfeng's already black and blue cheek, "Little Chizai hits hard~~"
"Hiss—don't touch it, it hurts!" Yunfeng almost didn't jump, his wound healing ability gradually decreased with the upgrade of the system, or it gradually became real, just like an ordinary person.
"Oh~~" Ziyuan was not obedient, and pressed Yunfeng's face hard, and withdrew his hand a moment before Yunfeng was about to go crazy, "Xiao Yunzi's face is not very good all the time, why? ?”
"...Isn't it because of your infuriating basketball game—" Yunfeng held his forehead helplessly, and then changed into a resentful tone, "It's really too much! Now thinking about it, I want to punch you !"
"Really? It hurts to beat someone..."
"...Don't put your hands on your stomach! I'm not going to beat you!!"
Ziyuan followed Yunfeng all the way to his house.Although Yunfeng was puzzled by Ziyuan's behavior, he didn't say anything. It might be better to say that his physical strength could not keep up and he didn't have the energy to fight with Ziyuan anymore.
"Xiao Yunzi doesn't need to take medicine?"
"No, I'll be fine! And don't walk around in my house casually! I'm too big and bumps everywhere! Don't touch my glass bottle—!"
"Eh~~ It's broken."
"... Hurry up and go home!"
Ziyuan just felt that he would never see Yunfeng again, and wanted to express his intimacy with him.
It seems to be like this when the students in the class want to transfer to another school. Everyone has a meal, sings and sings, chats with each other and then cries. Although Murasakihara didn’t realize the feeling of reluctance at the time, but now he feels that he can do well. Feel the mood of the students.
Reluctant.
For the first time, I felt reluctant.
Thinking of this, Ziyuan felt a sore and indescribable feeling in his heart: "Little Yunzi, are you really leaving?"
"Well, it's absolutely true ==" Yunfeng arranged Ziyuan's messy things, and wanted to laugh for some reason, "Are you really reluctant?"
"...Well, I can't bear it."
"But there is no way."
"That's right... there is no other way, after all, Xiao Yunzai beat up Xiao Chizai like that, and there is no way to survive in Diguang."
"...That's why I have to run away =="
The two talked about a bunch of messy things, Yunfeng made a dinner that was particularly in line with Murasakihara's preferences in a relative sense, then he didn't say anything about basketball as if it was tacit understanding, and talked about a bunch of strange topics .
... Atsushi Murasakihara is surprisingly frank.
Yunfeng knew from the very beginning that if he likes it, he likes it or hates it or he hates it. Since he said he was reluctant, he must be reluctant. Now nesting in his own house and not leaving is also a way of expressing his reluctance?
"Because I was too busy playing basketball before, I always felt annoyed—now I understand, the so-called 'annoyance' is that I didn't say goodbye to Xiao Yunzai."
Ziyuan said in a low voice, looking at Yunfeng with light purple eyes: "But now I still feel that I am not happy even if I say goodbye to Xiao Yunzi."
"Farewell is just like that, farewell," Yunfeng pretended to be inscrutable and smiled at Ziyuan, "No matter what it is, farewell is a word full of sadness."
Say goodbye to friends and the past, and start the next trip.
So where is the end?How far is this trip?Where is the companion?
Yunfeng thought sadly, then raised the juice in his hand.
"Goodbye, Murasakihara."
Volume [-], Chapter [-]: An Inhuman Role-Playing Game
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