[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Yunfeng searched for a long time in that dark warehouse before he found some food that can be called "meat". In addition, he carried stones on his body that could be synthesized into a furnace → baked and eaten.

Finally, he saved his life.

He thought so sadly, and felt uncomfortable looking at his dusty body, but although he could use his digging ability to dig out again——he might be caught outside again, and here But the spaceship!If you dig to the end, the universe will be swollen! ! !

He walked around the warehouse several times like a trapped animal, and finally couldn't bear to sort out all the messy things here-to be honest, it's really messy here, everything is piled up together, Clothes, food and weapons are all placed in a random place, and Yunfeng also found a dead rabbit in a small corner ==

"No suspicious person was found."

The subordinate answered Kamui with his head down, and looked up to see the subtle look on his face.

"How would you describe your current expression? It seems to be a mixture of 'That's true' and 'Ah, so annoying' ==" Fortunately, Afutu helped him complain, but he didn't show much disappointment, " It seems that the criminal is hiding somewhere in this planet, right?"

There was a call record half an hour before their attack, and then they disappeared while the cell was completely closed—although it sounds unbelievable, but there are all kinds of wonders in the universe, maybe it is the secret skill of the baaa star, such as invisibility or something?

But the only certainty is that the object they are looking for must be on this planet.They had closed the teleportation channel five hours before the attack, and the planet was in such a remote place - there was absolutely no way he would leave here.

"Do you want to continue searching?" The subordinate asked, "Do you want to check this prison again?"

"Of course we have to keep looking," Afutu said, and looked at Shenwei's face again, "This is the biggest task of our trip, and if we can't complete it, we will have to deduct our wages."

"Yes! I understand!!"

After watching that subordinate walk away, Shenwei let out a sigh of resentment: "Do you really want to continue searching here?"

"There is no way, although we can probably only stop here until tomorrow morning, but the target is gone =="

Afutu spread his hands helplessly, and sighed: "Idiot--if the admiral told you that you must find him, if we can't even complete this task, the Senate will re-investigate the head of the Seventh Regiment." Candidates to make adjustments."

"How cunning."

Kamui said this with a smile, no threat or uneasiness could be seen from his face: "Being the leader has always been my ultimate dream~"

"Even though yesterday I was saying 'my biggest dream is to eat rice every meal' =="

As always, Afutu made undisguised complaints about Kamui, but Kamui also waved his hand with a smile as if he didn't notice: "Ah, ah, people's desires will change with time~"

——You changed the direction of your life in just one day, what a casual man you are==

"Then I won't accompany you to find someone~"

As Shenwei said so, he turned his head to Afutu and sold a cuteness: "This task is left to you, Afutu~"

Shenwei who said these words looked innocent and innocent, his eyes were crooked and his smile was shallow, which made Afutu's already depressed sadness burst out immediately.

"You're already 18, why are you so cute!"

Shenwei just smiled: "Come on, Afutu~"

To him, past emotions were nothing to be ashamed of—certainly not something to brag about.

The rain four years ago had already dried up in his heart without leaving a trace.

Nostalgia for the past is an act of the weak.

"Wow...! What did you do!!"

The No. 3 battleship of the Seventh Regiment of Spring Rain, as an ordinary pirate, Chu Chen was frightened when he pushed his room away——for some reason, a large area of ​​the room was so crowded that it was vacant. Everything on the ground disappeared, and everything was shining—Chu Chen thought he had walked into the wrong room.

Yun Feng rolled his sleeves, looked at him with indifferent eyes, and then silently wiped the black spot on the table.

"What are you doing?!"

Chu Chen continued to shout in a very fierce tone, although his face looked ordinary, but once he became fierce, it would definitely be extremely lethal: "Move my things casually - be careful, I will kill you, you little weakling!" chicken!!"

Yunfeng raised his head and looked at him with lifeless and deep eyes that could make people's backs tingle.

"What are you doing?!" Probably a little frightened by Yunfeng's eyes, Chu Chen yelled back with a louder voice.

"..." Yunfeng maintained this kind of eyes - if we want to use a technical term, this should be called dead fish eyes.

……very scary!Although this race seems to be weak, what is this feeling of chilling in the back!

Chu Chen hastily supported the door frame and took a step back: "I am the Yetu, the strongest fighting race in the universe! And I am also a member of the Seventh Spring Rain Regiment!"

Yun Feng stared at him with the eyes of a dead man.

"You you you you you - what are you doing!!" It's obviously just a weak race, why does he think it's so scary! !It's terrible! !

Yun Feng took a step forward, and finally spoke under Chu Chen's pretendingly calm eyes.

"Your house is such a mess—I thought it was a warehouse at first."

"Close Guan Guanguan—it's none of your business!" Chu Chen felt even more frightened for some reason, and subconsciously grabbed his umbrella in his hand, "Besides, I didn't let you talk—it's so annoying It's obviously just a weak humanoid chicken that I caught!"

"It's a mess, it's a mess . . . it's unbearable."

As Yunfeng said this, his brows were frowned, and he was obviously a little irritable, and then this irritable mood reached its peak when he spoke: "You look like you are at least 20 years old, right? It's a miracle that you can survive in such a sloppy life— —It’s the first time in my life that I met a guy who stuffed socks into instant noodles, and there is a water glass with half a glass of Coke on your bed, all the comic books are not arranged in sequence, and "JUMP" is still there There are only 138 issues missing, and there is only one pair of sneakers, even a boy can’t be so messed up, it’s like a doghouse——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

Yunfeng said a lot of things like this, the more he said, the more crosses on his face jumped, and in the end he threw the rag in his hand on the ground: "Let's not talk about the inexplicable color of the wallpaper in this house! On the ceiling What does it mean to have a skull poster on it?! The style is a mess! There is no sense of beauty or layering!! It’s just nonsense!!”

"I'm sorry..."

"Change that piece of wallpaper for me right now!"

"sorry!!"

"And why do your socks have different patterns on the left and right!"

"QAQ I'm sorry!!! I'll change it right away!"

Finally finished complaining about what he wanted to complain about, Yunfeng let out a sigh of relief, and then looked up to see that the symbol on the head of the night rabbit changed to 【Scared Night Rabbit】==

Yunfeng: "..."

It is entirely understandable that Chu Chen was frightened—his mother lost her temper almost exactly like Yunfeng’s, and he was originally opposed by his parents when he joined Chunyu and became a pirate, so he was scolded by Yunfeng for everything. Forget that only the instinctive fear in the body is left ==

"Hmm... so you are a brat who sneaked out behind your parents' backs to engage in illegal activities, right?"

After Chu Chen changed his socks in fear, the two talked face to face for a while.This guy Chu Chen is very suitable for the setting of Contrast Meng. He was aggressive on the battlefield but after he got off he was a timid kid who was afraid of his mother. After being scolded by Yunfeng, he completely lost his momentum.

"Chun Yu is great!" But he still couldn't help but retort, "The welfare is high, the treatment is good, and you can kill people at will! I don't want to inherit my dad's umbrella shop at all!!"

"You don't need to give me Amway, I know what Chunyu is... Sure enough, we have different worldviews and cannot communicate," Yunfeng raised his forehead sadly, then raised his head and said, "What are you doing here this time? Are you robbing a prison?"

"I don't know—we just listen to the leader's words and act."

When Chu Chen mentioned the word "Team Leader", he had a look of natural pride, and Yunfeng recalled Shenwei's previous description of Chun Yu's team leader—that is, his master.

"He's a very powerful man...but probably because he's too old, he always seems to be indulging in sensuality," Shenwei said of his master without any respect in it, "likes wine and women, it can be regarded as Strong—but it always feels like that’s all there is to it.”

——Sure enough, you can’t believe what that kid said!

Yunfeng nodded, and continued to ask his next question: "Then do you know a guy named Shenwei? He should also be a member of Chunyu, right?"

Chu Chen: "..."

"Ok?"

"No no no—by the way, our leader's name is Kamui hahaha what a coincidence hahaha..."

"..."

"Hahaha, if that's the case, shouldn't he be very famous, but I haven't heard of it—what's wrong with you?"

Chu Chen suddenly found that Yunfeng's entire face was distorted.

"——No, I just felt a little surprised," Yunfeng straightened his expression, and muttered in a pretentious tone, "Destiny really is an aunt who likes to watch the eight o'clock shift."

"Oh, oh..." Chu Chen nodded in confusion, then Yun Feng said after thinking for a while, "I'm a human being—that's right, the worthless human being you mentioned, so I can Are you leaving like this?"

Chu Chen opened his mouth, and then he stammered: "Humans, human beings—is that the kind of creature on earth?"

"That's right! By the way, what is your bad habit of arresting people casually! Personal freedom!!"

"Yes... I'm sorry! But recently I'm really short of money and I want to buy a PSP!" Chu Chen was taken aback by Yunfeng's suddenly raised voice, and immediately had a sense of being reprimanded by his mother, " Because humanoid species are really rare... If you sell them on the black market, they will be very valuable——!"

Yunfeng thrust the diamond sword in his hand onto the table in front of him with a "swish": "You child is still unrepentant!"

"QAQ Yes, I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was wrong!!"

Yunfeng looked at this guy with 1200 blood bars in front of him like a little daughter-in-law with his head lowered into his crotch in fright, and couldn't help but sigh that the setting of Yetu, a race with strong fighting power, is really weird—either he is a second-year-old When it comes to breaking through the sky, it's either so stupid that people can't look directly at it, and what does that [night rabbit that seems to be scared by my mother] on your head mean! !Am I really that wordy? !

"But, but..." Chu Chen said weakly after self-flagellation, "Chun Yu closed the transmission channel, if you want to leave this planet, you have to wait until Chun Yu opens the channel..."

Yun Feng silently corrected his sitting posture and looked at Chu Chen: "Is that so? By the way... Is your team leader very violent? The kind who kills people casually?"

"...The leader is not a lunatic." Chu Chen replied quickly, "He just likes challenges, and he won't do anything to people who are weaker than him."

Yunfeng thought about it in his heart for a long time, from the time when he and Shenwei met for the first time and then the farewell that ended without a cause - his attitude towards Shenwei should be regarded as the right type, according to that kid's usual virtue Let's talk about maybe forget him or not... ORZ

But it seems that this time it's really easy to meet that guy Kamui... If you don't say hello, it's really hard to justify.

Probably from the moment he saw the world clearly, he couldn’t treat everything here as a game—it’s still different from the virtual world that’s just for upgrading and equipment. this feeling.

In the last world, when he said the word "goodbye", he had already regarded it as real.

"Where is your head now?" Yunfeng finally made a decision.

"Hey... Really? Do you really know him?"

"Do you adore me?"

"...No, you are too weak."

"A guy who can't even tidy up his house has any right to say such things!!"

"Is there someone who wants to see me by name?"

On the No. 1 battleship of the Spring Rain Seventh Regiment, Shenwei had just killed a wave of zombies with a tablet, but a subordinate knocked on the door and said that an ordinary member of the No. 3 ship wanted to see him.

Afutu kept his feet on the ground, Shenwei was bored, and had no objection to the unreasonable demands of his subordinates who were obviously leapfrogging: "Do you want me to fight with you?"

"No, it seems that your relatives from the countryside came to look for you ==" the subordinate who sent him the message said something that seemed very serious with a blank expression.

With a shake of his hand, Shenwei misplaced the pea: "...Nonsense, right?"

But he is a good leader who is tolerant and generous and doesn't care about mistakes, so Kamui nodded: "Oh, let him in~"

There were two people who came in, the one in the lead was an ordinary Yotusa, if Kamui remembered correctly, he seemed to be on the No. 3 ship, and the one who came in behind——

Kamui silently stared at this guy in a black coat, with black hair and dark eyes, who was not as tall as him, and his eyes were particularly deep.

Yunfeng silently looked at this guy in black Chinese attire, with orange-red fur and blue eyes, and a bunch of stupid hair sticking out of his head.

The air seemed to be frozen, and after a while, a "GAME OVER" notification sounded from the tablet in Shenwei's hand.

After this death-like silence, Yunfeng stiffly spoke to Shenwei the first words after their reunion.

"...Handsome guy, who are you?"