24 hour grocery store

Xia Yan has been making bags all winter, and when the next spring comes, Xia Yan doesn't want to do it anymore.

He was hooked on another game.

The game of cats making bags was completely abandoned by him.

Wang Xiaocui, Ou Chunhua and Wen Kong watched helplessly as their boss fell into the arms of the TV series again.

The reason for their helplessness is entirely because their boss's understanding of the drama is very biased, and they have to be pulled over by the boss to ask them when they are doing their work:

"Why can men in this drama marry concubines, but men in that drama can't marry concubines?"

"Because it's a costume drama and a modern drama!"

"But this man's other costume drama has only one wife."

"...Because costume dramas are different from costume dramas."

"Ah? Is that so?"

……

As for some very basic common sense questions, Xia Yan often had to ask them to understand.He even started the philosophical question of humanity—

"Is it better for a man to have one wife, or several wives?"

Wang Xiaocui: "One."

Ou Chunhua: "One."

Wen Kong: "One."

Xia Yan asked Wen Kong: "Why do you say yes to a man?"

Wen Kong smiled and said: "Monogamy is to protect men, you have to know."

Xia Yan: "Is there such a thing?"

Wen Kong, Wang Xiaocui, and Ou Chunhua nodded at the same time, and said that those who have watched Gongdouju and Zhaidouju know how terrible it is for a man and N women to live together.

Then Wen Kong said to Xia Yan: "Boss, to tell you the truth, these days there are all kinds of pollution, all kinds of diseases, all kinds of natural disasters and man-made disasters, the total number of human beings is constantly increasing, and the resources are being used less and less. In addition, the price of goods is rising, so wages do not rise, ordinary people in the world account for 90.00%, and they must do their best to live, how can people with normal moral character have so much energy, time and money to entertain people outside the family?"

Xia Yan exhaled a breath, it turned out to be the case.

"It's tiring to live."

Then I thought about myself, and added: "Monsters are tired even if they are alive."

Finally, I looked at Wang Xiaocui and Ou Chunhua who had to work for 360 five days a year and 360 six days in leap years, and said, "Ghosts are also very tired."

Everyone in the 24-hour grocery store laughed.

Although life is tiring, it will be wonderful.When you die, you have nothing.

While everyone was chatting and laughing, at 12:24 midnight, the door of the [-]-hour grocery store opened automatically without wind, and a ghost came in, "Boss, do you have food here?"

Xia Yan: "..."

Look down on who? !

Xia Yan said: "There are many cigarettes and candles, and there are also any vegetables you want to eat on the shelf in the freezer. You can make them now." As long as you have enough Yinde money, you can do anything!

Then at this moment, the ghost turned its head away, and shouted into the deep mist of the night: "This shop is a ghost business, come quickly!"

With just one swipe, there are hundreds of ghosts in Xia Yan's store.

Xia Yan: "..."

Wang Xiaocui was too busy, Ou Chunhua was dispatched.There are so many ghosts who are embarrassed to continue writing Buddhist scriptures, mainly because they are afraid of being stared at by these customers.Alas, the wife and the child went back to the North Pole to see the child and grandma, leaving him alone in the city, and had to work overtime in the store at night.

The leading ghost ate a bowl of instant noodles and chattered to Xia Yan: "Boss, your instant noodles taste really good."

Xia Yan: "It's delicious and I come here often."

The leading ghost sighed and said, "Oh, I want to come here often, but I'm afraid I won't be able to. There are very few shops in the human world that do business with ghosts. I have passed by here many times, and found that there are ghost employees in your shop, boss. That’s why I came here boldly.”

Xia Yan: "Why don't you come here often? Are you going on a long trip?"

There are several types of ghosts that stay in the human world.

Some are fierce ghosts, the resentment can't be dispelled, the underworld will not accept them, and Huangquan will not come to guide them.

Some would rather endure the sunshine and wind than stay in the colorful world.

There is also a kind of temporary recruitment badge that has been obtained from the underworld, which is equivalent to the temporary workers under the black and white impermanence of the bull head and horse face, and can come to the world.

These ghosts are temporary workers.

The leading ghost said: "I don't know why, the demon clan is in turmoil recently, and the ghosts of people are used as demon banners. I don't know what they want to do. But the most urgent thing is to get this thing done. You can't let the demon clan do anything. If they put All the ghosts have been captured and refined to make demon banners, isn't the underworld going to mess up?"

Xia Yan: "So you plan to go to the battlefield after eating and drinking enough?"

The leading ghost: "Hey, who's to say it's not? You may not be able to come back yet, so come here for a full meal. Brothers, eat more too. I don't know if I will come back. If you can’t cast it, it’s useless to keep Yinde banknotes on your body.”

Xia Yan nodded, agreeing very much, and said: "Money is something outside of the body. If Yinde notes can't be used for reincarnation, it's better to spend them." To take care of my business, it's great!

The leading ghost said to Xia Yan: "If I can come back, I will definitely come to buy an urn from you, boss."

Xia Yan asked: "Have your ashes not been stored yet?"

The leading ghost sighed: "There was a flood a few years ago, and I couldn't hold back when I saw the people on the front line fighting the flood. Six of my buddies and I were discharged from the army for less than half a year, and went to serve as volunteers again. As a result, the flood Ruthless, we..."

"Hey! My body was just pressed by a stone and I couldn't float up. It's still at the bottom of the river now. I have to fish myself up, otherwise my mother always thinks that I don't have bones to bury, and my next life will be incomplete. Haha Ha ha!"

The buddies of the leading ghost were pulling instant noodles, and when they heard him say that his bones were still under the river, they laughed, and all laughed at him as an unlucky ghost.

Xia Yan, Wang Xiaocui, Ou Chunhua and Wen Kong couldn't laugh.

It turns out that if you are alive, you will be on the front line, and if you are dead, you will still be on the front line.

After sending these people away, Ou Chunhua and the others started cleaning.Soon the store was spotless and clean again, and all the "cold" meals were packed and put into the incinerator, where they were directly gasified.

Wang Xiaocui said to Xia Yan: "Boss, do you know what happened? Last time a monster broke into our store!"

Xia Yan shook his head: "I don't know. Maybe the human world is going to be chaotic."

Ou Chunhua and Wen Kong were a little worried.

Wenkong spoke at this time: "Boss, is it true that the demon race in this world is unwilling to stay in the corner and plans to fight with the human world? Just like my world, the struggle between the demon dynasty and the human dynasty!"

Xia Yan smiled and said: "You think too much. There are only a handful of monsters in this world, but there are so many people. There is no monster to destroy human beings. Moreover, human beings are blessed by nature and protected by the rules of heaven and earth. You can do it if you want to." Yes. If it’s so easy to get rid of humans, it’s the demon’s turn?”

Ou Chunhua and Wang Xiaocui shivered, embraced each other, and looked at Xia Yan.

Boss, your thinking is very dangerous!

How can you think so?

Can we still build harmony?

Xia Yan looked at Ou Chunhua and Wang Xiaocui, couldn't help being happy, and said: "I was right, if it's so easy to do, what is the monster race? The monsters in the underworld have already come out to occupy the world. "

Wen Kong asked Xia Yan: "Boss, are there many powerful monsters like you in Huangquan?"

Xia Yan was speechless, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "You think too much."

Wen Kong thought that Xia Yan didn't say much, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but Xia Yan said to Wen Kong at this moment: "I'm still a baby, and I haven't reached adulthood yet. What am I good at? I'm good too ? You think too much."

But the monsters in the underworld can't come out.

He came out by relying on the trading system of the heavens.

Wen Kong's Ou Chunhua and Wang Xiaocui were both dumbfounded.

According to Xia Yan's words, among the monsters in the underworld, he is just a little guy?

very scary!

Xia Yan opened the freezer and took out an ice cream, licked it, and said, "Although I am still a baby, I will definitely become one of the overlords in the depths of the underworld in the future. This is my lifelong dream."

Everyone thinks the boss's idea is good.

The stronger the boss, the safer they are.

Just when everyone was speculating about what was going to happen to the Yaozu, the door of the 24-hour grocery store opened again, and this time a wandering ghost came in, crying so hard that he seemed to be the most pitiful in the world Same.

hiss~

Everyone thought: They are ghosts in the 24-hour grocery store, so more and more ghost customers are attracted.

The ghost floated in, looked at Xia Yan sadly, and said, "Boss, I heard that you can use Yinde banknotes to pay for things here."

Xia Yan: "Ang. What do you want?"

This ghost: "Give me a box of wine, I want to get myself drunk, woo woo woo..."

Everyone looked at their boss Xia Yan's eyes suddenly lit up, only to see that Xia Yan personally moved a box of Erguotou and put it on the table.He said to the ghost: "Come on, come on, drink enough. Tell me if you are unhappy."

Everyone added the last sentence to Xia Yan in their hearts: Saying it makes me happy.

The ghost sat down, picked up the Erguotou weeping, and choked on mouthfuls.

Xia Yan gave Ou Chunhua a wink, and Ou Chunhua rolled her eyes and brought Xia Yan a few melons. Although she couldn't understand her boss Xia Yan's style of work, it didn't delay her quick movements. After all, she I also want to be a melon eater.

The ghost drank two bottles of Erguotou, and then wept sadly in a low voice: "Now the times are really different. Monogamy is no longer just about protecting women."

Xia Yan Wenkong Ou Chunhua Wang Xiaocui: "..." Brother, you must have misunderstood something.

Monogamy is for the protection of men.

Polygamy can easily harm men.

But just kidding, Xia Yan thinks that monogamy protects the interests of both parties.

The ghost went on to say: "I'm broken in love. I really didn't expect that she didn't want to marry me because she wanted to be a free sea king! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomore

Xia Yan raised his ears, and he said to the ghost: "Isn't it because you are not the only one in her heart? You are dead and you still don't let go?"

The ghost looked at Xia Yan with scarlet eyes, and said to him: "How do you let me let go? I love her so much, I will give her a bride price if I borrow *, and marry her. In the end, she still has so many good things." Brother. How can I be reconciled? I am not reconciled!"

Xia Yan: "It's as if you don't need to give the bride price if you don't borrow it."

Everyone: "..."

Xia Yan: "Hahahaha, I'm just kidding, you continue to say. Even if you meet someone unkind, you shouldn't die. Look at you, you are young, and now you have become a ghost. What will your parents do?" ?”

"I'm an orphan."

Xia Yan: "What about your friends and brothers? You can't just live for yourself for a while. Besides, it's really not worth committing suicide for a sea king."

This ghost: "I have three good buddies, two colleagues who are good at playing, they are all her servants, and they are all fish in her pond. They all know that I am an idiot, and they still don't tell me, woo woo Huh, they still look at me as a joke..."

Xia Yan: "That, that, then think about your savings. The most painful thing in the world is that people have left and haven't spent all the money. It's not worth it. It's all earned by yourself."

This ghost: "Aww - my deposit is -45678."

The person in the 24-hour grocery store: "..."

Or you'd still be dead.It's hard to live.

Xia Yan shut his mouth, he felt that he was not suitable for comforting people, comforting people should be something that Wenkong is good at.

However, he has a burning heart to eat melons.

He said to the drunken ghost, "How do you know she belongs to Sea King?"

Xia Yan asked this ghost, and immediately started howling, very miserable.