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Liu Yushan swears that although he is a number [-], he is really not a girl, let alone in high school. At that time, he was just a little enlightened, and he didn't even have the awareness of distinguishing straight from curved. The boys all played together.

Although I have that kind of awareness now, it’s really not a mother. If I don’t usually say it, my colleagues and friends around me can’t see it.

Unless, this is a kind of radar among the same kind, Jiang Nan is also gay.

"Hurry up and change clothes, don't dawdle the eldest lady." Jiang Nan patted Liu Yushan's shoulder and walked home by himself, sat down on the sofa and turned on the TV to watch.

Liu Yushan was very upset when she was called Miss.

"You are very familiar with yourself."

Jiang Nan: "Hey, we are all from our own family, go ahead, I'll wait for you."

Liu Yushan gritted her back molars, "Okay, wait a minute, I'll wash my hair and put on makeup, after all, Missy can't go out without makeup."

I thought it would choke Jiang Nan, but he smiled and said, "Of course, I understand."

Liu Yushan couldn't say no to him, so he could only go into the bathroom to take a shower.

If you want to dress up, you really need to dress up. The big suitcase that Liu Yushan brought back was full of clothes. He grabbed his hair and found a loose shirt that looked ordinary but was well cut and put it on. There is also a brooch, which looks like a model in a fashion magazine.

When he stood in front of Jiang Nan, it was not difficult to see that Jiang Nan's eyes were a little straight.

"Are you getting married or Zhang Dapao?" Jiang Nan laughed.

Of course Liu Yushan didn't have any makeup on, but he was dressed coquettishly. He smiled and gave Jiang Nan a wink, "I'm probably working outside for a long time and finally come home for the New Year. Nice mix out, wind."

Jiang Nan: "Then how are you doing?"

The smile on the corner of Liu Yushan's mouth froze for two seconds, then returned to normal, "What do you think? My brooch is only 5000 yuan, okay?"

Both of them were handsomely dressed, Liu Yushan felt that such an outfit should match a famous car, but Jiang Nan still appeared in front of him on a small electric donkey.

"Is there any mistake?" Liu Yushan took out his sunglasses from his bag and put them on, speechless.

"It's not far, it's at the restaurant next to the park in the middle of the street." Jiang Nan said.

The distance to Jiexin Park is neither long nor short. Riding an electric bike is indeed the most convenient.

Liu Yushan stepped into the car, and Jiang Nan twisted the accelerator before his buttocks sat still.

"Ah——" Liu Yushan held on to Jiang Nan's clothes so he didn't fall backwards, and punched him on the back in anger, "There's something wrong with you!"

Jiang Nan also put on the sunglasses at some point, and laughed happily: "Hahahahaha, miss, sit still!"

The summer in Changbei City is very long and hot, and everywhere is lush green. Along the Panshan Highway, there is a commercial district, and you can drive straight ahead from the right side of the shopping mall to the street park.

I haven't been back for ten years. This city seems to have changed a lot, but it seems to be the same.

I haven't been out much since I came back, and now I'm sitting in Jiang Nan's back seat looking at the surrounding environment, and I can't help but look up at the trees covering the sky above the boulevard.

"What's the melancholy?" Jiang Nan asked suddenly.

Liu Yushan looked forward and found that Jiang Nan could see himself in the rearview mirror. He was a little embarrassed, so he didn't answer him, and secretly looked at Jiang Nan from the rearview mirror.

To be honest, Jiang Nan is handsome, at least in terms of Liu Yushan's aesthetics. This kind of decadent muscular man is really liked by their little [-].

However, is Jiang Nan gay?

Liu Yushan thought about it all the way, until the motorcycle stopped at the entrance of the hotel next to the park in the middle of the street, and saw Zhang Dapao and Xiaohua.

"Congratulations, a man and a woman are a match made in heaven." Jiang Nan went up to shake hands with Zhang Dapao, then laughed and hugged the bride.

Liu Yushan: ...Glib and old-fashioned, I feel ashamed just now that Jiang Nan looks very good to my appetite, it is better for the rabbit not to eat the grass beside the nest.

For Zhang Dapao, Liu Yushan was really unfamiliar. He believed the person in front of him when he said that he was invited to perform today.

"I haven't seen you for many years, Xiaoyu, he's getting more and more handsome."

Liu Yushan stepped forward to give him a shallow hug, showing a perfect smirk and said, "It's so-so, congratulations Da Pao, the bride is so beautiful."

Instead of hugging the bride, he just smiled politely.

After giving the gift money, I went in with Jiang Nan to find a place to eat. It stands to reason that this kind of wedding should be a table for old classmates, but after Jiang Nan went in, he found an empty seat and sat down, surrounded by aunts he didn't know.

"Can you sit?"

"It's okay, I can sit casually today." The auntie was very enthusiastic, seeing two young people in their prime sitting beside her, their eyes were so busy that they couldn't stop.

"Young man, are you friends of the bridegroom or the bride?"

"The groom's." Jiang Nan replied.

The aunt looked at him, then turned to Liu Yushan and asked, "What's your name? How old are you? Are you married? Where do you work?"

Liu Yushan smiled, he could see clearly that Auntie was so small, Jiang Nan's attire was indeed something that many older generations couldn't appreciate, and Liu Yushan was a standard pretty boy, so he immediately attacked him.

"My name is Liu Yushan. She's 29 years old. She's not married and doesn't have a job." Liu Yushan still smirked.

Auntie: "Oh, you're not too young, so good-looking, don't you want to have a girlfriend?"

Liu Yushan: "Well, I like men, can someone introduce me, auntie?"

Aunt:"……"

Jiang Nan, who was eating snacks beside him, shook his shoulders with a smile.

Auntie stopped talking to him. Just now, she thought he was a handsome guy wearing a famous brand, but now he has become a slut who likes to dress up.

Liu Yushan smiled and kicked Jiang Nan by the way.

Just as Jiang Nan was about to turn around and fight back, a man with a cropped head came over: "Captain, you are here too."

"Well, just you?" Jiang Nan raised his chin carelessly.

The man came over and stood beside Jiang Nan, looking at Liu Yushan and Jiang Nan: "This is?"

Liu Yushan put on a smile: "Hi handsome guy, I'm his neighbor, Liu Yushan."

The other party hesitated for a moment before replying to Liu Yushan and saying hello, then immediately turned to talk to Jiang Nan: "Captain, I happened to have an order for you today, and I thought I'd come over and tell you."

As he spoke, he climbed onto Jiang Nan's shoulder and gently massaged him.

Liu Yushan understood right away, so he spent all his time watching the show.

Jiang Nan brushed his hand away rudely and said, "Again, the report warned you of sexual harassment."

"Pfft..." Liu Yushan couldn't hold back for a while, but afterwards he could only cough twice in embarrassment, pretending that his throat was uncomfortable, and raised his hand and said, "It's okay, let's talk."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and ate melon seeds while playing.

"What list?" Jiang Nan asked.

"A girl committed suicide in a rental house, and the landlord asked us to make an order for you to clean it up."

Jiang Nan: "Just call and talk to Ah Mu."

"I thought I'd see you today, so I'll come over and talk to you, and this is a very dirty room, I'll show you the photos."

When Liu Yushan heard that he wanted to see the photo, he came over curiously and put his face on the man's arm.

"Fuck..."

The photo on the phone screen said that it was a garbage dump, and everyone believed it. The house was full of household garbage, and the take-out packaging piled up like a mountain. It looked like I had never dumped garbage in my life.

Jiang Nan didn't overreact, but frowned slightly, "Understood, remember to send me the address and contact number."

The man wanted to say something more, but someone called him at the door, so he bid farewell to Jiang Nan and left.

Liu Yushan leaned over and touched Jiang Nan's arm with his shoulder, "Hey, who is this?"

Jiang Nan: "Fang Shiyuan."

It's not about the name...

There is no problem with this answer, but Jiang Nan is obviously sneaking Liu Yushan on purpose, and he is not annoyed, the power of gossip is so powerful, he leans closer and asks: "What is your relationship with him? Why did he call you the captain?" ? Why did he ask you to clean up this garbage dump?"

"He and I are former colleagues. He called me the captain because I used to be the deputy team of the Changbei City Criminal Investigation Brigade. He asked me to clean up that house because that's what I'm doing now."

Jiang Nan stared at Liu Yushan playfully when he finished speaking in one breath.

Liu Yushan was a little uncomfortable, and stepped back a little, but felt that he was overwhelmed by him if he didn't speak, so he continued to ask: "Then why don't you continue to be a criminal police officer?"

Jiang Nan's eyes dimmed instantly, and he said after a while: "Then why did your mother leave you suddenly?"

Two [-]-year-old men, dressed in fancy dress, sit at the wedding of old playmates and expose each other's scars. Although one is unintentional and the other is intentional, it does not prevent the smell of gunpowder from spreading at that time.

Liu Yushan knew that he might have said the wrong thing. He felt sad and a little funny about Jiang Nan intentionally exposing his scars. Looking at Jiang Nan who was pretending to be deep, he was actually just an old boy who would burn at a single point. .

"What are you in a hurry for?" Liu Yushan asked with a smile, but after he finished speaking, he avoided Jiang Nan's gaze and turned to look at the wedding stage that hadn't started yet.

This is the tacit understanding of adults, if I don't say it, you will let me go.

The process of the wedding is similar. The goddess in everyone's hearts in the student days is together with the boy who has been chasing him for more than ten years. Those with bad thoughts will say that the goddess found an honest man to marry after getting tired of playing, idealized To put it bluntly, this is the result of cultivation.

And Liu Yushan said that the world is unpredictable.

"Why do you say that?" Jiang Nan asked him with a smile, not asking questions, but simply curious.

Liu Yushan was in a relaxed mood, turned to look at Jiang Nan, put a piece of cold vegetable into the bowl and said, "I wouldn't have married Zhang Dapao."

Jiang Nan: "Why?"

Liu Yushan couldn't explain why, so he could only smile, "Because I like handsome guys."

On the way back, no one said a word, each wearing sunglasses, sitting on the electric car and shuttled home under the street lights.

Liu Yushan's tens of thousands of shirts were all wrinkled, and when he got off the car, he subconsciously pulled the wrinkled places.

Jiang Nan teased him, "I'm sorry, I made the eldest miss feel wronged."

"It's okay, I'm used to delicacies from mountains and seas, and it's good to eat wild vegetables once in a while." Liu Yushan pretended to put one hand on the seat of the electric car and winked at Jiang Nan.

"You can really act." Jiang Nan pressed the lock on the car key and walked towards the unit building.

After the half-day wedding, in addition to dealing with those old classmates whom I haven't seen for many years, I also had to bicker with Jiang Nan. Liu Yushan stretched his waist and rolled up his shirt sleeves to his elbows.

"Hello."

Liu Yushan stopped and looked at the man at the door of the apartment building. He had very short hair and was wearing a white T-shirt.

The other party looked at Liu Yushan's face carefully again by the streetlight, as if confirming something, and smiled at him, "You are Liu Yushan, right? I'm your mother's former colleague, Zhu Weiwei."

Liu Yushan felt that Jiang Nan turned his head and looked at him, but his eyes were all on Zhu Weiwei. It seemed that Liu Yushan could understand the purpose of this person coming to him without further explanation.

Seeing that Liu Yushan didn't speak, Zhu Weiwei guessed that he was not used to meeting strangers and didn't care too much, so he turned around and took out a paper bag from the flower bed behind him.

"I have some of your mother's things here. I think I should give them to you, and I can have a souvenir."

"Yes, only I have nothing." Liu Yushan thought.

For a while, no one spoke, and the summer night wind blew the leaves and rustled.

Liu Yushan turned to look at Jiang Nan, smiling uglier than crying, and then went to see Zhu Weiwei, he was smiling even though he was well dressed, but he looked a bit embarrassed.

He stepped forward pretending to be relaxed, and looked down at the paper bag in his hand, "Let me see what it is?"

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Beibi, guess what constellation Liu Yushan is?