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"Four? I think you guys are going crazy with alcohol!"

So Liu Yushan and Jiang Nan were taken away with a car. Because they refused to admit to drunk driving and had a tough attitude, the traffic police had to follow the route they said to start checking and monitoring.

It took three and 10 minutes, and finally came to the result. Hell, it was pushed all the way.

I was just a little drunk at first, but I was a little excited after finishing Liu Yushan.

"Well, I just said we didn't drink and drive!"

The traffic policeman was helpless. Seeing them like this, he said, "Okay, it's not safe to push a cart on the street in the middle of the night. I'll take you back."

The relationship was good, there was no need to push the cart uphill, Liu Yushan and Jiang Nan sat in the back seat of the small pickup, and the electric car was tied up in the back compartment.

This night, both of them were tired, and they fell asleep after taking a shower when they got home.It was rare for Liu Yushan to wake up so late, and it was already ten o'clock, which meant it was time to go to work.

Tired all over, Liu Yushan thought for a while, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Jiang Nan: Can I not go to work today?

Jiang Nan: Why?

Liu Yushan: I don't want to see you.

Jiang Nan: Then you go, I won’t go,

Liu Yushan: ...

Liu Yushan didn't know if Jiang Nan went to work, but he probably couldn't, because the cemetery unit called him.

I made an appointment a few days ago, because I couldn’t go there due to temporary business. Today’s sales there just have time, and I can take it to the cemetery to check the location on the spot.

Asking for leave with Jiang Nan, Liu Yushan got up and washed up, ready to pick out the clothes for the door.

Should I dress modestly to the cemetery?

Liu Yushan suddenly remembered that when he was very young, he and his mother went to visit the only relative they had contact with, their little aunt.

At that time, Liu Yushan, who was still in the first grade, pulled her mother's black skirt and asked, "Mom, why are you all dressed like this?"

Looking at the relatives in filial piety and all the visitors in black, the mother said to Xiaoliu Yushan, "Traditionally, it is considered solemn to wear black, and we should respect the dead."

"Oh..." Xiaoliu Yushan was ignorant, and felt that the black everywhere was a bit scary.

Mom squeezed his face, "But mom doesn't like it. If mom is gone in the future, I hope everyone will wear beautiful clothes at the funeral. Just wear what you like. You can wear your favorite four-wheel drive brother jacket."

Xiaoliu Yushan was terrified, how could her mother die!

So he burst into tears.

Thinking of this, Liu Yushan couldn't help grinning.He looked at the group photo on the wall, looked closely at Liu Ruxue and said, "Mom, shouldn't I live a little more chicly like you? Can this make me happier?"

Liu Ruxue didn't answer, Liu Yushan stretched out his hand to pinch her face, "I'll take it as your acquiescence."

He has some clothes with a strong sense of design that he didn’t often wear to work before, such as this lake blue silhouette shirt. There is a big hole in the back of the clothes. Occasionally, the back and waist will be exposed with the pace.

A little coquettish, a little cool.

Liu Yushan also found a big silver chain to match, and carried a small cross-body bag. Even walking in a fashion brand's spring conference with this outfit is no problem.

Wear sunglasses, handsome!

He walked out of the community with his head held high and his chest held high, and stopped a taxi on the side of the road to go to the cemetery sales place.

Because of his excitement, he didn't notice Jiang Nan who was buying bananas next to the fruit stand at the intersection. He looked at Liu Yushan, who was like a flower and a butterfly, and then at himself in a T-shirt and flip flops.

"Could he have lied to me by saying he went to the cemetery?" Jiang Nan couldn't help but think, it looks like going to a nightclub with this body.

The cemetery I contacted is a relatively new cemetery in Changbei City. The location is a bit out of the way, but the scenery with mountains and rivers is good, and Fengshui is good. Although Liu Yushan doesn't understand Fengshui, everyone agrees that it is good.

Liu Ruxue believed in Buddhism a little during her lifetime, and would go to the temple to worship almost every year, so Liu Yushan wanted to choose a good one for her.

I called the salesperson at the gate of the cemetery, and the person came over in a few minutes wearing all black. Although Liu Yushan himself wore a shirt, he always felt that a black shirt always looked hotter than a bright shirt.

"Mr. Liu, right? Hello, hello, I'm Xiao Wang, a cemetery salesman."

Liu Yushan took off his sunglasses and shook hands with him, "Hello, Liu Yushan, I made an appointment with you before."

Xiao Wang: "I know, let's go, I will take you to see those locations first."

Xiao Wang didn't respond to Liu Yushan's flamboyant splendor. Maybe it's because he has seen a lot of strange things in this line of work, and Liu Yushan is just a little guy.

"Actually, we don't have much left in this piece. If it weren't for the stricter purchase conditions, it would have been bought up long ago."

"What rule?" Liu Yushan asked.

Xiao Wang: "You must have a local household registration and have paid social security for more than eight years."

Liu Yushan didn't expect to ask for so much to buy a cemetery. Why do people have to be subject to these rules and requirements after death? Buying a cemetery requires paying social security, which is really ridiculous.

"You are Ms. Liu's son, aren't you married?" Xiao Wang asked suddenly.

The sun is not very strong today, but Liu Yushan is still sweating from the heat of climbing up the hill, "No, to buy a cemetery, you have to care about whether you are married or not?"

Xiao Wang: "Hahahaha no, just chat for a while, because we happen to have a few places where the three are connected together, and it will save trouble if we buy them together, you think so."

Liu Yushan pulled out a smirk, "It's unnecessary, thank you."

"Hey, Mr. Liu, in fact, whether you are married or not, this is just what you need, right? Although it is not very good to say so, but if you miss this kind of thing, it will be gone. The three are connected together."

Liu Yushan stopped panting, rolled up his sleeves in the heat, "I'm gay, I'm not married."

Xiao Wang's eyes lit up instantly, "Is this a coincidence? We have two places connected together here. You said that if you can be buried with your mother in a hundred years, it will be a warm thing."

There are tall trees on both sides of the path in the cemetery, next to rows of tombstones, almost all of which have owners, and there are chirping birds in the woods.

A round drop of sweat slipped from the corner of Liu Yushan's forehead, and there was really nothing to say.

"I don't need it. I didn't even buy a house. Why should I buy a cemetery?"

Xiao Wang was not annoyed at all, probably because he was used to it, smiled and took out a bottle of mineral water from his bag and handed it to Liu Yushan, leaned over to him and said, "Didn't someone say that the car is a consumable, and the house is just a temporary one?" The harbor, the grave is the final destination of a person."

After finishing speaking, he patted Liu Yushan on the shoulder: "Listen to brother, buy the cemetery first."

"Who said that?" Liu Yushan smiled, pulled down his sunglasses slightly, lowered his head and raised his eyes to look at him: "How can you sell a cemetery and make it look like the movie Pain of Youth, return home in Hong Kong, do you still have to buy it after me?" Then draw a black curtain with a line in the middle, wish everyone can have the best grave."

"Hey, Mr. Liu, do you also work in this line of work?"

Xiao Wang saw that Liu Yushan was not a good fool, so he gave up selling cemeteries to him and chatted with him about family affairs.

Liu Yushan: "No, I'm a hacker. You've seen The Matrix. It's similar to that. I can hack into your phone in minutes."

Xiao Wang smiled awkwardly: "It's okay, why hack my phone?"

"Hmm... See if you've used your phone to watch something you shouldn't, have you done something bad, have you been deceived, etc. Maybe it's because you're bored." Liu Yushan suppressed a smile.

The little queen took two steps back, feeling that Liu Yushan was running the train, and feeling that this kind of thing was very possible, he swallowed, "I downloaded the National Anti-Fraud Center, don't blackmail me."

Liu Yushan laughed and walked up the steps first.

After wandering around the cemetery for nearly an hour, Liu Yushan picked a spot, which was the highest point of the entire cemetery, next to an old couple. The photo looked kind and friendly, and he liked this spot very much.

Moreover, he felt that Liu Ruxue would also like it.

He thought of the days with Liu Ruxue.

Liu Yushan is a teacher by profession, a job that seems to be well-regulated. Everyone's impression of this job is that it is serious and simple, with a strict eye and no smile.

But Liu Ruxue is not like this, she is very lively, enthusiastic, likes to wear beautiful skirts, and has many hobbies.

One of her hobbies is hiking. Changbei City is a mountainous terrain. There are many places where you can hike, and most of them are short distances, which can be completed in two days and one night at most.

She has been taking Liu Yushan on hikes since Liu Yushan Elementary School. The half-grown boy carried the small hiking bag that Liu Ruxue bought for him, and carried his own warm jacket and water inside. followed her with difficulty.

"Mr. Liu! Let's go back and go through the formalities." Xiao Wang shouted from below.

Liu Yushan thought for a while, and said to him, "You go first, and I will walk slowly for a while."

Xiao Wang: "Don't, I'll wait for you, I'm afraid you'll get lost."

Liu Yushan smiled and followed him.

When he started to follow Liu Ruxue on foot, he couldn't keep up. He would also tell Liu Ruxue that mother would wait for me. Don't wait.

Liu Ruxue said to him very seriously: "Xiaoyu, did my mother tell you that there must be a rhythm when hiking, how long you walk and how long you rest, everyone's physical fitness and rhythm are different, and you always wait for others to stop. It will disrupt the rhythm, which is not good for physical exercise and not good for mood."

Ten-year-old Liu Yushan pursed her lips and looked at the couple passing by. The boy was holding the hand of the girl who couldn't walk.

"But everyone else will wait."

He forgot what Liu Ruxue's expression was like at that time. He only remembered that it was getting late at that time, and the temperature on the top of the mountain gradually dropped, which was as chilly as Liu Ruxue's tone.

She said, "Why do you always look at other people?"

At that time, Liu Yushan didn't understand. She just remembered that her mother still waited for her old self and helped her carry heavy bags. Her mother loved her so much, and she loved him too.

When Liu Yushan, who was almost 30 years old, recalled this incident again, his taste had changed completely.

He was still not sure if his mother really loved him, after all, she was so different from other people's mothers.

But he remembers, when he was standing on the top of the mountain with his mother, his mother always breathed heavily comfortably, opened her hands and shouted: "It's cool!"

So, she should like this position.

Back at the office, Xiao Wang took out the agreement, "It's actually not convenient to buy a high place. When I go to worship, I have to climb such a high place, and I'm exhausted."

Liu Yushan took off his sunglasses nonchalantly, and signed the agreement: "How many times a year can I go. The scenery above is beautiful, you don't understand."

Xiao Wang smiled, but he still felt that Liu Yushan bought that location because it was cheap.

Liu Yushan paid the money and said goodbye with the agreement. When he returned, he found that there was no one in the studio, and there was no one in Jiang Nan's house.

He called Jiang Nan.

"Hello? Where have you all been? Why are the doors closed?" Liu Yushan asked.

Jiang Nan was rummaging through things in the archives room, talking with his mobile phone between his shoulders: "In the archives market of the hospital, the head nurse asked us to find it by ourselves. Mom has too much information, so hurry up and come together."

Liu Yushan acted coquettishly with her voice between: "I'm tired, dear boss."

Jiang Nan sighed helplessly, and suppressed his voice to make an artificial bubbly sound: "I'm going to die of exhaustion, baby."

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Liu Yushan: (°ー°〃) I can't be more coquettish than coquettish