[Genshin] When Crumb Nut Leaves Tivat

"Leaving the family... is the beginning of entering the spiritual world... You will no longer have marriage in your mind, and then you will not have the most painful childbirth for a woman. From now on, you will no longer work, no longer work, and completely immerse yourself in my spiritual world. In the embrace of love..." Hu Tao's voice was clear and sweet, and when she read the book seriously, she felt a bit mysterious, which made the women stunned.

The big leader in the corner moved his eyes slightly, and when Hu Tao put down the book, a bit of pity flashed in his eyes.

Hu Tao casually flipped through a few pages and stopped reading, thinking to himself, "What kind of broken scriptures, weird, this kind of writing down and recording into a book?"

She glanced sideways, and once again sized up the only believers in front of her. These people are quite honest by looks, why do they regard these evil books as the truth? ?

The person who was looked at by Hu Tao with strange eyes gradually showed some anxiety, and several people made eye contact with each other, but none of them understood what happened.

"You." Hu Tao held his chin in one hand, pointed at the believers in front of him with the other, and finally pointed at the proprietress.

The proprietress felt bitter, didn't she just sell her two bowls of noodles, why was she thinking about it all the time.

"Don't be nervous. I'm hungry." Walnut thought he made it very clear.

"Miss Hu! Let me go." As a result, she became more nervous, clasped her hands together, and begged her for mercy, "I'm old, I just passed through menopause last month, and my endocrine system is at its most unstable, and my skin is rough and I don't have much flesh , you don’t want to eat me, find some with thin skin and tender meat!”

"...?" Hu Tao really listened patiently for a long time.

"Hahahaha!" Yang Lin just regained some strength, and lost his strength with such a smile, "Help, hahaha, what kind of devil are you!"

Hu Taoxin was tired, and felt that it was difficult for these people to communicate, "Go and make me some bowls of noodles, hurry up."

Walnut didn't want to interrogate the fortune-teller on a hungry stomach, in fact she was already dizzy from hunger.

"Oh. How many bowls should you make?"

"I can make as many bowls as I can. Anyway, I can't get enough to eat, so I ate you." Walnut smashed the jar, "Hurry up!"

The proprietress staggered.

Yang Lin held back his smile, took out a few biscuits from his stomach at noon, and shared them with Walnut.

The two gnawed on the biscuits as if no one else was there, and pointed at the fortune teller.

The fortune teller was gagged, tied tightly, and thrown to the ground to reflect.

"Do you know, what did you do wrong?" Hu Tao imitated the tone of the leader before, muttering.

The fortune teller let out a sarcasm, and just turned his head to express his disdain, before he was kicked hard.

He stared at a pair of reddish eyes, and the narrow eyes were full of hatred. If another person was stared at by the vice stare, his scalp would probably be numb, but Hu Tao has dealt with all kinds of evil spirits. Speaking of it, it's like scratching an itch, it's not worth mentioning.

"You like to stare at people, don't you?" Hu Tao grinned, "Believe it or not, I used glue to glue your eyelids together so that you can no longer stare at people?"

As the saying goes, either don't offend the villain, or use thunder to defeat the villain.

Walnut vividly described the details of gluing and cutting, which made the believers tremble, and the fortune-teller kicked the iron plate, and finally restrained himself.

Hu Tao blinked at Yang Lin, and inadvertently noticed that the leader's expression was mesmerized.

"..." Hu Tao's heart sank.

"Since he can't tell what crime he has committed, then you can tell him for him." Walnut curled his mouth, but there was no smile in his eyes.

The leader didn't expect this, and didn't understand Hu Tao's purpose, so he could only vaguely say, "He shouldn't have offended you."

"Oh? How did he offend me?" Hu Tao just wanted to know how much the big leader participated in the fortune teller's tricks.

"He shouldn't have framed you as a devil out of personal grievances, and he shouldn't take advantage of Tiangong's affairs to take revenge on you who stand in the way of my teaching and preaching." , Without his boss nodding, how could this fortune teller, who was easily tied up by believers, dare to do anything.

"Just believe what he says?" Hu Tao played with the phone.

"He is our missionary, God's eyes and ears, and we believe what he says."

Hearing the word "missionary", combined with his honest anger when he first met the leader, Hu Tao figured it out. She was indeed a stumbling block on their way of preaching. The portraits are plastered all over the streets and alleys of Yangjia Town. Anyone who sees him will be shocked, let alone listen to him preaching scriptures.

Hu Tao felt happy, and grabbed the group of people to ask more details.It turned out that they had been operating in this town for a long time, the scale had reached a certain level, and they were about to expand, so they sent a fortune teller to Yangjia Town to look for opportunities.It took the fortune teller more than two months to find out the background and important relationships of Yangjia Town, and was about to claim credit and apply to become the leader of Yangjia Town, but Hu Tao hindered him, and all his efforts came to naught.

Since then, the fortune teller has hated her and has been secretly watching the two of them.

They want to open a shop?He encouraged their colleagues to watch the jokes; if they wanted to participate in the competition, they would find an opportunity to play tricks on him. At that time, the god statue was made of paper, and he was the one who walked away; unfortunately, the small trouble did not damage the walnut business. Instead, let her do better and better, and even before he knew it, Jiaoli placed an order with her for Tiangong.

One can imagine how bad the fortune teller was.

Fortunately, with God's blessing, he finally seized an excellent opportunity, an opportunity to defeat Hutao and resume preaching in Yangjia Town.

From spreading rumors to finding someone to splash red paint on, from placing an order to tie a computer with paper to sending it to Yang Naimin, he did everything possible, thinking he was safe, but he didn't expect that the Folk Customs Office would speak for them.

"You are lucky, but I don't believe that you will always have such good luck." The fortune teller smiled sinisterly. The leader and the believers around him were completely indifferent. " people seem to be used to the madness of their companions.

Hu Tao suddenly wanted to know the power of their god.

"Leader, evaluate his behavior." Hu Tao once again covered the fortune teller's mouth with a dirty cloth.

It just so happened that her noodles came, and she could listen while eating and rest for a while.

Asking questions is also a labor-intensive job. Whether it is mental or physical strength, Hu Taobu doesn't bother to blow, and just gobbles it up.

Yang Lin felt a little hungry smelling the aroma of instant noodles. He picked out a bowl, and by the time he ate half of it, three bowls of walnuts had already been dried.

Yang Lin didn't ask Hu Tao about her experiences this afternoon, but judging by her appetite, she knew that she had spent a lot of energy in the afternoon.

After eating five bowls of noodles, Hu Tao was still less than five minutes full. She burped a little and asked the proprietress to cook a few more bowls, and then began to fight the sixth bowl.

Everyone present, except Yang Lin, stretched their necks, looking at Hu Tao's appetite in disbelief.

They couldn't believe that such a small person like Walnut could eat so much. What's more, they glanced at the belly of Walnut, but her abdomen was flat, as if there was a bottomless pit inside, no matter how much food was stuffed, it would still be gone. It won't affect her.

Those believers became even more afraid for a while.

The proprietress still stood still, until the leader nodded to her and made a gesture with her eyes, and then she left tremblingly.

"Why don't you talk?" Hu Tao quickly finished the sixth bowl, rested for a while, waited for a few minutes without waiting for new noodles, and urged them to talk.

It's getting late, and if I don't go back, I'm afraid I won't have a car.

The leader had long forgotten about Hu Tao’s problem, and after careful consideration, he said, “His behavior is not acceptable, but his original intention is good. God sees everything, and she has always been clear about rewards and punishments. Do it impartially."

In fact, the big leader didn’t know that the source was that the fortune teller cheated two children out of 1600 yuan, and it was just that they had conflicts and retaliated against each other, so although he picked himself clean in terms of speech skills, his heart was still with the old man. side.Besides, he didn't want a non-religious person to punish the fortune-teller in front of everyone, so that his majesty and the majesty of God would be demolished.

Hu Tao took the hot noodles brought by the proprietress, and yelled while eating, "Your gods are so powerful? Can you see everything? Can you ask her to show her spirit and let me take a look."

Walnut can basically determine that this god is an evil god.She also has a way of dealing with people who pretend to be gods and ghosts. As long as the so-called miracles are unraveled in public, the believers will basically be disillusioned.

Hu Tao wants to show off her skills, but the big leader doesn't give her a chance.

"Our gods do not heal diseases, cast out demons, or perform miracles. These tasks have already been done by the previous generation of gods, and she does not do repetitive tasks."

"?" Hu Tao was dumbfounded, is this all right?

Without miracles, you can basically make yourself invincible. After all, you can't face a person who never pretends to be aggressive.

"Neither do this nor do that, so what exactly is she doing?" Hu Tao looked sincere, and she was really curious.

The kindness in the eyes of the leader rekindled, "If you are willing to join us, I am willing to give you everything."

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