Love sparked by catching a thief
Chapter 4
"Hey buddy, that friend of yours..." Xu Yu'an spoke after thinking about it
"Duan Chenghua"
"Oh, huh?..."
The buddy raised his head slowly, "I said, my name is Duan Chenghua."
"Oh, buddy, no duan, Duan Chenghua, why isn't your friend here yet?"
"do not know"
"Then give him a call and ask."
"No cell phone"
Xu Yu'an: "...Then, how about you use my mobile phone to call him."
Duan Chenghua finally looked up at Xu Yu'an, and said indifferently, "I can't remember the number."
"..." Xu Yu'an was completely speechless,
Duan Chenghua said again: "Lend me your mobile phone. I'll call home and ask my family to bring it to me."
"Oh, okay." Xu Yuan hurriedly took out his phone, unlocked it, and handed it to him. He dialed a number and gave a few instructions, then hung up the phone and handed the phone to Xu Yuan. He raised his head and said to him, "My family wants one." I will arrive in an hour, where is your room, I will go to sleep for a while, and you will call me when someone comes."
His uncle-like tone made Xu Yu'an feel a little bit annoyed, and wanted to slap him to death on the spot, but in line with the rivers and lakes emergency people's urgent need, the great man is the country, the people and other positive energy (?), and thought of others The tall and burly man would take up space even if he sat here, so he took a deep breath and led him upstairs...
Xu Yu'an's room was very tidy, unlike ordinary boys who littered things around, there were no yellow books littering the floor and there was no peculiar smell in the air, Duan Chenghua was very satisfied.
Xu Yu'an shook the blanket away for him, and before Duan Chenghua lay down, he asked, "When did the sheets get changed?"
The one who answered him was a pillow that Xu Yu'an patted towards him, Duan Chenghua chuckled lightly, and lay down for a light sleep.
Seeing him lying down, Xu Yuan gently closed the door.
There weren't many customers downstairs, and there was nothing to do for the time being. Xu Yu'an chatted with some regular college students and two buddies.
Facts have proved that Duan Chenghua's family is quite efficient. The clothes were brought over in less than 10 minutes, packed in paper bags, and a middle-aged man in his 40s brought them over. I don't know who Duan Chenghua belonged to. First, he politely asked if Duan Chenghua was here, and after getting an affirmative answer, he politely asked Xu Yu'an to send the clothes up, and asked him to tell Duan Chenghua that the car was waiting for him below.
Xu Yu'an carried his clothes upstairs, and couldn't help guessing about Duan Chenghua's background. Seeing that this servant looked so arrogant, he knew that he was probably a young master, or a rich young master, but why did he go to a public house like his own? In the bathhouse, you don’t bring your own change of clothes. Is this a new hobby of rich people, to experience life?Go to the bathhouse to investigate people's sentiments?
Thinking of the two vicious men just now, why did Xu Yu'an get so confused, could it be that he came here to find a target? !Rich people have some unique hobbies. Picking up soap is not out of the question. Many young male students of T University like to take a bath in their home bathhouse. Could it be that Duan Chenghua...
Xu Yu'an frantically thought about it, and he was disgusted by himself.
=口= The world of rich people is really difficult to understand.
When the door was pushed open, Duan Chenghua hadn't woken up yet, his face was buried in the pillow and he was sound asleep, the blankets were thrown aside, it might be too hot.
Xu Yu'an pushed him twice, and called him gently: "Hey, hey, wake up!"
Duan Chenghua groaned, turned over and continued to sleep, rubbing his head on the pillow, Xu Yuan slapped him hard on the back, "Get up quickly, your family is waiting for you outside, get up quickly Change clothes!"
Duan Chenghua was awakened by his slap, he reluctantly agreed, rubbed his eyes, took the clothes Xu Yuan handed over, and sat up on the bed, Xu Yuan saw him get up, and told him to go out and go downstairs quickly up.
Duan Chenghua yawned, then fell back on the bed and rubbed it twice. For some reason, he felt that the smell on Xu Yuan's bed was particularly good. It was eight o'clock, so I had to get up and put on my clothes, wiped my face indiscriminately, grabbed two handfuls of hair, and opened the door to go out.
The upper floor of Xu Yu'an's house is quite spacious. There are several rooms that are probably used as bedrooms, and there is a large yard downstairs at the back, with a good environment.
When I went downstairs, I saw Xu Yu'an talking to a group of people, as if he was talking about something happy, Xu Yu'an squinted his eyes and smiled, Duan Chenghua saw his smiling face, his steps down the stairs suddenly slowed down, and finally stopped .
Xu Yu'an turned around when he heard the voice, and seeing Duan Chenghua standing on the stairs, he tilted his head and asked him with some doubts: "Why did you come down? Your family is still waiting outside! It's been a long time! "
Seeing that he restrained his smile, Duan Chenghua felt a little regretful in his heart.
He coughed twice in embarrassment, and walked up the next stairs in a few steps, "I folded your clothes on the bed for you, so, so, so bad, cough, I threw it away..."
Xu Yu'an waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, you can go now!"
Thinking about it, I felt a little impolite, as if I was eager for him to leave quickly, and quickly changed my words: "Uh, what I mean is, I have been waiting for you for a long time, so don't make me wait for a long time."
Duan Chenghua didn't seem to notice the flaw in his words. He stood and looked at him for a long time, moved his mouth, and finally didn't say anything, just nodded to him, turned around and left.
Xu Yu'an was a little baffled, the man looked at him with a blank face for a long time, and left when he wanted to ask if there was anything else, and then turned his head and continued bragging to them when he disappeared after he went out.
Duan Chenghua pinched his thigh in the car, he was really useless, he couldn't even ask his name, but thinking about hearing someone call him An An just now, could it be that his name is An An, how could he be called such a motherly name, but He really looks good when he smiles, why didn't he notice it when we met for the first time, Duan Chenghua plucked his hair a little annoyed...
In the bathhouse of Xu's family, Xiao Lizi raised his hand and arched Xu Yu'an, with a gossip expression on his face, "Hey, brother An, who was that guy just now? Waiting for his car to rush outside, brother An How do you know each other?"
Xu Yu'an shrugged, "I know the thieves, and I met him twice today, so I'm not familiar."
Da Bin next to him interrupted: "Look at your superficial knowledge! You can get rich by driving a big Benz. You haven't seen those who drive Ferraris and Porsches in our school, that's really rich!"
"Come on, rich people keep a low profile now, real people don't show their faces! Do you understand, you see that there is no old man Liu from our college, and people go to and from work by bicycle, but his son runs a company abroad and earns hundreds of millions a year. Do not reveal your wealth, do you understand!" Xiao Lizi retorted, and he whispered to the others with a mysterious face: "I just saw through this rule, I respect all the uncles who come to our place to take a bath, you know," he said. With a yearning face, "If someday some rich man in a good mood rewards me with 200 million as a tip, then I will be content in this life." He cupped his face with both hands, his face full of intoxication.
Everyone despised it one after another.
Someone made a fuss, "What's the matter, little Lizi, this is the heart of spring, and I've come up with the idea of the uncles, it's summer, come and let the brothers love you, although the brothers have no money, but the brothers are young, It will definitely satisfy your small body, come on! Hehehe..."
The rest of the people responded one after another. Seeing this, Xiao Lizi wanted to run away, but was held back by a few quick-handed boys, "Come on, brothers, let Xiao Lizi see the glory of his brothers!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the voices were endless, Xiao Lizi was so pressed that he was out of breath
This group of usually gentle college students now turned into beasts in clothes, "Come on, my brothers took off his pants and sent them in to be favored by the uncles!".
Several tall and burly boys immediately stepped forward to take off Xiao Lizi's pants.
Xu Yu'an laughed so hard that he couldn't help but Xiao Lizi shouted, "Brother An, save me!"
Xu Yu'an waved his hand, "Isn't uncle your target, or do you prefer brothers?"
The beasts laughed even more when they heard the words, "No one will come to save you when you yell at your throat now! Obediently obey the brothers, so that you can serve the uncle!"
Xiao Lizi hurriedly begged for mercy from the big brother, and was let down by the beasts who promised to buy a big meal after the land was ceded for compensation.
The beasts had enough fun, and they also got a big meal by accident, and the birds and beasts scattered contentedly.
Seeing that it was getting late, Xu Yu'an asked Xiao Lizi and Dabin to go back from get off work. Dabin responded and left. Xiao Lizi hadn't recovered from the situation of being cheated, and drifted away with his bag on his back. .
Xu Yu'an shook his head with a smile on this group of live treasures, sorted out the day's accounts, and when the last uncle in the bathhouse came out, he closed the front door.
The next day was Xu Yu'an's birthday. Old Xu woke up early on purpose, bought a lot of fresh vegetables, and showed off his skills in the kitchen, waiting for Xu Yu'an to come back from school.
When Xu Yu'an came back, it was almost one o'clock, and there were some things in school that delayed him. When he returned home, he saw the old Xu Xiaoli, Dabin, Uncle Wu and others waiting for him around the table. Little Lizi was so hungry that his eyes were almost green.
"Why don't you eat first? After waiting for so long, the food will be cold." Xu Yu'an felt a little sorry.
Xiao Lizi hugged his stomach and wailed: "Brother An, if you come back later, I will die here! Your birthday will be my death day next year!"
Old Xu tapped him on the head with his chopsticks, "Can you talk, you, do you talk like that? Today is your Brother An's birthday, hurry up and apologize to him!"
Xiao Lizi had a bitter face, dared not speak out, "Brother An, I'm sorry, Tong Yan Wuji, you just treat me like me..."
Da Bin patted him, "Think of him as a fart! How shameless you are, you are still talking like a child! I think you deserve a beating, Brother An, ignore him!" He picked up a glass of beer, stood up and respected Xu Yu'an, " Today is Brother An's birthday, and I, Dabin, wish you live a younger life!"
Xu Yu'an couldn't help laughing, the longer he lived, the younger he got, no matter how old I am, this Da Bin's mouth is not much better!Xu Yu'an drank the beer in the glass in one gulp, almost choked on it, coughed twice, and hurriedly grabbed the chopsticks to eat the vegetables.
Old Xu made a table of good dishes, such as braised pork, stewed pork ribs, chicken diced with mushrooms and so on. Xu’s family was originally from the south. Xu Yu’an moved to the north when he was five years old. After more than ten years, Lao Xu’s taste has not changed. Change, as always love southern cuisine.
Xu Yu'an picked up a piece of diced chicken and tasted it. It was spicy and refreshing, and he gave Lao Xu a thumbs up, "You can do it, Lao Xu! The craftsmanship remains the same as before!"
Dad Xu was very happy to be flattered, but still laughed and scolded: "Stinky boy! Do you think your dad can only rub his back!"
"No, no, no, I've never thought about it that way." Xu Yu'an laughed and flattered his father.
Xiao Lizi interrupted with a greasy face, "Yes, yes, Xu Bo is a decathlon, and he can show his skills in everything!"
Old Xu scolded: "You're a dog who lifted the curtain and showed your hand! Eat yours!"
Facing Xu Yu'an, "The soup is still stewed in the kitchen. It will taste better after a long time. It's almost ready now. You can bring it here." Xu Yu'an went to the kitchen and opened the casserole to take a look. Good guy, stewed loofah with lean meat is a must-have in summer , clearing the fire and relieving the heat, the fragrance is so tangy, it makes people move their index fingers, and takes a sip with a small spoon. Xu Yuan grinned straight when it was hot, wiped his hands and found a piece of cloth to wrap it up and carried it out. After eating a bowl of soup, Xu Yu'an picked up the bowl and started to eat. Xiao Lizi's stomach seemed to have a bottomless hole, half of the kung fu dishes were missing for a while, and he was really hungry.
The Xu family is not used to eating cakes for birthdays. They couldn’t afford them when they were young. When they got older, Xu said that buying such a small cake for tens of dollars is meaningless and a waste. It’s better to use the money to buy some delicious food. Xu Yu’an doesn’t care. Anyway, I don’t like sweets, so on the day of everyone’s birthday, Lao Xu cooks the dishes himself, and the whole family gathers for a meal, which is considered a celebration.
This year my sister went on a trip and was not there, but with the participation of a few guys, this birthday party is no different from previous years, just as lively.
The meal was hearty, and considering that the door was still open in the afternoon, everyone didn't drink much, and they were sent by Lao Xu to wash the dishes, and after they were cleaned up, everyone went to the front yard, where there were only a few lonely tables The bench, and the leaves swaying in the wind, Xu Yu'an looked at these and stood for a while, then turned around and went upstairs to go back to the room to surf the Internet. When he came out again, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was slanting to the west, and the yard was very cool. Old Xu was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen downstairs. He greeted Old Xu from the balcony. Old Xu pushed open the small window in the kitchen and asked him what he was doing. Hurry up, Lao Xu raised the spatula at him, ignored him and turned around to continue working.
Xu Yuan went downstairs to the front yard and walked around twice. The two clerks bowed their heads and worked very seriously. Xiao Lizi was gesticulating to Dabin. Having had so much fun playing with the iPad, Xu Yu'an couldn't bring it up...
Xiao Lizi raised his head and saw him, and hurriedly called out, "Brother An is here." Seeing that Dabin didn't respond, he hurriedly kicked him under the table. Dabin, who was busy pushing boxes, raised his head and bumped into Xu Yuan's slightly narrowed eyes. With closed eyes, he hurriedly called Brother An, and seeing Xu Yuan staring at the iPad in his hand, he hurriedly hid it behind him, his eyes erratic.
Xu Yu'an looked at the two of them unfathomably for a long time, and suddenly laughed. He was born very well, usually with a cold face or no expression. The warmth of spring was as pleasant as the flowers blooming, but Da Bin felt the cold sweat running down his back. In the past, Xu Yu'an's smile like this meant he was planning some bad idea.
Sure enough, Xu Yu'an said with a smile, "The weather is so hot, you two are justified for being lazy, and besides, today is my birthday, so whatever you do can be forgiven."
Dabin's little Lizi's eyes lit up, "So you won't tell Uncle Xu, right? Brother An, I know you have a lot of adults!"
"Yes!" Xiao Lizi nodded in agreement.
"but…….."
Knowing that it would not be so easy to let us go, Dabin and Xiaoli burst into tears in his heart.
Seeing the two people's reaction like this, Xu Yu'an smiled even deeper, "But today is my birthday, and you two didn't say anything. Is it unreasonable, or are you ready to surprise me?" He looked at the big Bin glanced at the iPad hidden behind his back, clapped his hands as if suddenly enlightened, and pointed at the iPad, "So this is for me?!"
Da Bin couldn't react, he took out his ipad along his fingers, and looked at Xu Yu'an inexplicably.
Xu Yu'an took the ipad in his hand and looked at Dabin with a smile, "So you were helping me test the performance just now? He really thanked you, but I already have one..."
Da Bin opened his eyes wide, so you should keep this for yourself!
"But I will still accept your heart!"
Dabin was dizzy, why was the line different from what he imagined.
Xiao Lizi patted Dabin on the shoulder sympathetically, good brother, I have wronged you!
"And little Lizi..." Xu Yu'an turned around with a half-smile
Xiao Lizi's legs were trembling, how could he think that he would let him go TAT
"Little Li, after thinking about it, I don't need anything, so,"
Xiao Lizi automatically completed the second half of the sentence, so you don't need to give me anything.
"So you just give me your monthly salary as a gift!" Xiao Lizi's heart was broken...
Xu Yu'an succeeded in cheating people, and left contentedly with his iPad
The guests who came in had to pay, but seeing that the two waiters didn't respond, Da Bin stood with his head bowed like a lost soul, while Xiao Lizi stood beside him motionless.
The guest yelled twice, "Little Li, Little Li! Little Li!! What's wrong with you, take money!"
Little plum, petrified...
Xu Yu'an's teachers of various majors have assigned a lot of homework recently. Many people in the class are crying for their parents. The teacher still assigns so many homework. There are only 5000 papers of 4 words. Xu Yu'an complains in his heart, but for credits, He had to rush hard, so Xu Yu'an carried the computer from home and stayed in the dormitory.
Many college students write papers in the old way, copying and pasting. Xu Yuan has done it before, but the professional teacher is too cruel. He can find it every time he copies from the Internet. After Xu Yuan was caught a few times, he never dared to copy again. , I have to write it out even if I am suffocating myself.
It is really difficult to write a paper on Chinese language and literature. For example, if you take ancient literature, you have to quote classics, have novel ideas, make sense, and write fluently. The writing is fluent, reasonable and understandable, but it is really difficult to do something novel. To ah ah!
There is only so much knowledge about ancient literature. To put it bluntly, it is what the teacher said. There is only so much content in writing. Where can I come up with any novel viewpoints? Xu Yuan felt that he would never write essays again after he finished writing Chinese essays for the college entrance examination. Shame on language majors!Xu Yuan sighed.
Sure enough, I couldn’t write any more just after I edited the beginning. Looking at the word count, it was only more than 300 words. I couldn’t hold back, so I turned off Word and opened Baofengyingyin to watch movies. Most of the movies in the playlist were Lin Run. It was recommended to him. Xu Yu’an just clicked on one and started watching it. After watching it for the first 10 minutes, he couldn’t take it anymore. He decided to switch to another one. After watching it for a while, he switched to another one... Finally, he found an American disaster movie and watched it. Halfway through, Xu Yuan tilted his body and fell on the bed and fell asleep...
The author has something to say:
"Duan Chenghua"
"Oh, huh?..."
The buddy raised his head slowly, "I said, my name is Duan Chenghua."
"Oh, buddy, no duan, Duan Chenghua, why isn't your friend here yet?"
"do not know"
"Then give him a call and ask."
"No cell phone"
Xu Yu'an: "...Then, how about you use my mobile phone to call him."
Duan Chenghua finally looked up at Xu Yu'an, and said indifferently, "I can't remember the number."
"..." Xu Yu'an was completely speechless,
Duan Chenghua said again: "Lend me your mobile phone. I'll call home and ask my family to bring it to me."
"Oh, okay." Xu Yuan hurriedly took out his phone, unlocked it, and handed it to him. He dialed a number and gave a few instructions, then hung up the phone and handed the phone to Xu Yuan. He raised his head and said to him, "My family wants one." I will arrive in an hour, where is your room, I will go to sleep for a while, and you will call me when someone comes."
His uncle-like tone made Xu Yu'an feel a little bit annoyed, and wanted to slap him to death on the spot, but in line with the rivers and lakes emergency people's urgent need, the great man is the country, the people and other positive energy (?), and thought of others The tall and burly man would take up space even if he sat here, so he took a deep breath and led him upstairs...
Xu Yu'an's room was very tidy, unlike ordinary boys who littered things around, there were no yellow books littering the floor and there was no peculiar smell in the air, Duan Chenghua was very satisfied.
Xu Yu'an shook the blanket away for him, and before Duan Chenghua lay down, he asked, "When did the sheets get changed?"
The one who answered him was a pillow that Xu Yu'an patted towards him, Duan Chenghua chuckled lightly, and lay down for a light sleep.
Seeing him lying down, Xu Yuan gently closed the door.
There weren't many customers downstairs, and there was nothing to do for the time being. Xu Yu'an chatted with some regular college students and two buddies.
Facts have proved that Duan Chenghua's family is quite efficient. The clothes were brought over in less than 10 minutes, packed in paper bags, and a middle-aged man in his 40s brought them over. I don't know who Duan Chenghua belonged to. First, he politely asked if Duan Chenghua was here, and after getting an affirmative answer, he politely asked Xu Yu'an to send the clothes up, and asked him to tell Duan Chenghua that the car was waiting for him below.
Xu Yu'an carried his clothes upstairs, and couldn't help guessing about Duan Chenghua's background. Seeing that this servant looked so arrogant, he knew that he was probably a young master, or a rich young master, but why did he go to a public house like his own? In the bathhouse, you don’t bring your own change of clothes. Is this a new hobby of rich people, to experience life?Go to the bathhouse to investigate people's sentiments?
Thinking of the two vicious men just now, why did Xu Yu'an get so confused, could it be that he came here to find a target? !Rich people have some unique hobbies. Picking up soap is not out of the question. Many young male students of T University like to take a bath in their home bathhouse. Could it be that Duan Chenghua...
Xu Yu'an frantically thought about it, and he was disgusted by himself.
=口= The world of rich people is really difficult to understand.
When the door was pushed open, Duan Chenghua hadn't woken up yet, his face was buried in the pillow and he was sound asleep, the blankets were thrown aside, it might be too hot.
Xu Yu'an pushed him twice, and called him gently: "Hey, hey, wake up!"
Duan Chenghua groaned, turned over and continued to sleep, rubbing his head on the pillow, Xu Yuan slapped him hard on the back, "Get up quickly, your family is waiting for you outside, get up quickly Change clothes!"
Duan Chenghua was awakened by his slap, he reluctantly agreed, rubbed his eyes, took the clothes Xu Yuan handed over, and sat up on the bed, Xu Yuan saw him get up, and told him to go out and go downstairs quickly up.
Duan Chenghua yawned, then fell back on the bed and rubbed it twice. For some reason, he felt that the smell on Xu Yuan's bed was particularly good. It was eight o'clock, so I had to get up and put on my clothes, wiped my face indiscriminately, grabbed two handfuls of hair, and opened the door to go out.
The upper floor of Xu Yu'an's house is quite spacious. There are several rooms that are probably used as bedrooms, and there is a large yard downstairs at the back, with a good environment.
When I went downstairs, I saw Xu Yu'an talking to a group of people, as if he was talking about something happy, Xu Yu'an squinted his eyes and smiled, Duan Chenghua saw his smiling face, his steps down the stairs suddenly slowed down, and finally stopped .
Xu Yu'an turned around when he heard the voice, and seeing Duan Chenghua standing on the stairs, he tilted his head and asked him with some doubts: "Why did you come down? Your family is still waiting outside! It's been a long time! "
Seeing that he restrained his smile, Duan Chenghua felt a little regretful in his heart.
He coughed twice in embarrassment, and walked up the next stairs in a few steps, "I folded your clothes on the bed for you, so, so, so bad, cough, I threw it away..."
Xu Yu'an waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, you can go now!"
Thinking about it, I felt a little impolite, as if I was eager for him to leave quickly, and quickly changed my words: "Uh, what I mean is, I have been waiting for you for a long time, so don't make me wait for a long time."
Duan Chenghua didn't seem to notice the flaw in his words. He stood and looked at him for a long time, moved his mouth, and finally didn't say anything, just nodded to him, turned around and left.
Xu Yu'an was a little baffled, the man looked at him with a blank face for a long time, and left when he wanted to ask if there was anything else, and then turned his head and continued bragging to them when he disappeared after he went out.
Duan Chenghua pinched his thigh in the car, he was really useless, he couldn't even ask his name, but thinking about hearing someone call him An An just now, could it be that his name is An An, how could he be called such a motherly name, but He really looks good when he smiles, why didn't he notice it when we met for the first time, Duan Chenghua plucked his hair a little annoyed...
In the bathhouse of Xu's family, Xiao Lizi raised his hand and arched Xu Yu'an, with a gossip expression on his face, "Hey, brother An, who was that guy just now? Waiting for his car to rush outside, brother An How do you know each other?"
Xu Yu'an shrugged, "I know the thieves, and I met him twice today, so I'm not familiar."
Da Bin next to him interrupted: "Look at your superficial knowledge! You can get rich by driving a big Benz. You haven't seen those who drive Ferraris and Porsches in our school, that's really rich!"
"Come on, rich people keep a low profile now, real people don't show their faces! Do you understand, you see that there is no old man Liu from our college, and people go to and from work by bicycle, but his son runs a company abroad and earns hundreds of millions a year. Do not reveal your wealth, do you understand!" Xiao Lizi retorted, and he whispered to the others with a mysterious face: "I just saw through this rule, I respect all the uncles who come to our place to take a bath, you know," he said. With a yearning face, "If someday some rich man in a good mood rewards me with 200 million as a tip, then I will be content in this life." He cupped his face with both hands, his face full of intoxication.
Everyone despised it one after another.
Someone made a fuss, "What's the matter, little Lizi, this is the heart of spring, and I've come up with the idea of the uncles, it's summer, come and let the brothers love you, although the brothers have no money, but the brothers are young, It will definitely satisfy your small body, come on! Hehehe..."
The rest of the people responded one after another. Seeing this, Xiao Lizi wanted to run away, but was held back by a few quick-handed boys, "Come on, brothers, let Xiao Lizi see the glory of his brothers!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the voices were endless, Xiao Lizi was so pressed that he was out of breath
This group of usually gentle college students now turned into beasts in clothes, "Come on, my brothers took off his pants and sent them in to be favored by the uncles!".
Several tall and burly boys immediately stepped forward to take off Xiao Lizi's pants.
Xu Yu'an laughed so hard that he couldn't help but Xiao Lizi shouted, "Brother An, save me!"
Xu Yu'an waved his hand, "Isn't uncle your target, or do you prefer brothers?"
The beasts laughed even more when they heard the words, "No one will come to save you when you yell at your throat now! Obediently obey the brothers, so that you can serve the uncle!"
Xiao Lizi hurriedly begged for mercy from the big brother, and was let down by the beasts who promised to buy a big meal after the land was ceded for compensation.
The beasts had enough fun, and they also got a big meal by accident, and the birds and beasts scattered contentedly.
Seeing that it was getting late, Xu Yu'an asked Xiao Lizi and Dabin to go back from get off work. Dabin responded and left. Xiao Lizi hadn't recovered from the situation of being cheated, and drifted away with his bag on his back. .
Xu Yu'an shook his head with a smile on this group of live treasures, sorted out the day's accounts, and when the last uncle in the bathhouse came out, he closed the front door.
The next day was Xu Yu'an's birthday. Old Xu woke up early on purpose, bought a lot of fresh vegetables, and showed off his skills in the kitchen, waiting for Xu Yu'an to come back from school.
When Xu Yu'an came back, it was almost one o'clock, and there were some things in school that delayed him. When he returned home, he saw the old Xu Xiaoli, Dabin, Uncle Wu and others waiting for him around the table. Little Lizi was so hungry that his eyes were almost green.
"Why don't you eat first? After waiting for so long, the food will be cold." Xu Yu'an felt a little sorry.
Xiao Lizi hugged his stomach and wailed: "Brother An, if you come back later, I will die here! Your birthday will be my death day next year!"
Old Xu tapped him on the head with his chopsticks, "Can you talk, you, do you talk like that? Today is your Brother An's birthday, hurry up and apologize to him!"
Xiao Lizi had a bitter face, dared not speak out, "Brother An, I'm sorry, Tong Yan Wuji, you just treat me like me..."
Da Bin patted him, "Think of him as a fart! How shameless you are, you are still talking like a child! I think you deserve a beating, Brother An, ignore him!" He picked up a glass of beer, stood up and respected Xu Yu'an, " Today is Brother An's birthday, and I, Dabin, wish you live a younger life!"
Xu Yu'an couldn't help laughing, the longer he lived, the younger he got, no matter how old I am, this Da Bin's mouth is not much better!Xu Yu'an drank the beer in the glass in one gulp, almost choked on it, coughed twice, and hurriedly grabbed the chopsticks to eat the vegetables.
Old Xu made a table of good dishes, such as braised pork, stewed pork ribs, chicken diced with mushrooms and so on. Xu’s family was originally from the south. Xu Yu’an moved to the north when he was five years old. After more than ten years, Lao Xu’s taste has not changed. Change, as always love southern cuisine.
Xu Yu'an picked up a piece of diced chicken and tasted it. It was spicy and refreshing, and he gave Lao Xu a thumbs up, "You can do it, Lao Xu! The craftsmanship remains the same as before!"
Dad Xu was very happy to be flattered, but still laughed and scolded: "Stinky boy! Do you think your dad can only rub his back!"
"No, no, no, I've never thought about it that way." Xu Yu'an laughed and flattered his father.
Xiao Lizi interrupted with a greasy face, "Yes, yes, Xu Bo is a decathlon, and he can show his skills in everything!"
Old Xu scolded: "You're a dog who lifted the curtain and showed your hand! Eat yours!"
Facing Xu Yu'an, "The soup is still stewed in the kitchen. It will taste better after a long time. It's almost ready now. You can bring it here." Xu Yu'an went to the kitchen and opened the casserole to take a look. Good guy, stewed loofah with lean meat is a must-have in summer , clearing the fire and relieving the heat, the fragrance is so tangy, it makes people move their index fingers, and takes a sip with a small spoon. Xu Yuan grinned straight when it was hot, wiped his hands and found a piece of cloth to wrap it up and carried it out. After eating a bowl of soup, Xu Yu'an picked up the bowl and started to eat. Xiao Lizi's stomach seemed to have a bottomless hole, half of the kung fu dishes were missing for a while, and he was really hungry.
The Xu family is not used to eating cakes for birthdays. They couldn’t afford them when they were young. When they got older, Xu said that buying such a small cake for tens of dollars is meaningless and a waste. It’s better to use the money to buy some delicious food. Xu Yu’an doesn’t care. Anyway, I don’t like sweets, so on the day of everyone’s birthday, Lao Xu cooks the dishes himself, and the whole family gathers for a meal, which is considered a celebration.
This year my sister went on a trip and was not there, but with the participation of a few guys, this birthday party is no different from previous years, just as lively.
The meal was hearty, and considering that the door was still open in the afternoon, everyone didn't drink much, and they were sent by Lao Xu to wash the dishes, and after they were cleaned up, everyone went to the front yard, where there were only a few lonely tables The bench, and the leaves swaying in the wind, Xu Yu'an looked at these and stood for a while, then turned around and went upstairs to go back to the room to surf the Internet. When he came out again, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was slanting to the west, and the yard was very cool. Old Xu was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen downstairs. He greeted Old Xu from the balcony. Old Xu pushed open the small window in the kitchen and asked him what he was doing. Hurry up, Lao Xu raised the spatula at him, ignored him and turned around to continue working.
Xu Yuan went downstairs to the front yard and walked around twice. The two clerks bowed their heads and worked very seriously. Xiao Lizi was gesticulating to Dabin. Having had so much fun playing with the iPad, Xu Yu'an couldn't bring it up...
Xiao Lizi raised his head and saw him, and hurriedly called out, "Brother An is here." Seeing that Dabin didn't respond, he hurriedly kicked him under the table. Dabin, who was busy pushing boxes, raised his head and bumped into Xu Yuan's slightly narrowed eyes. With closed eyes, he hurriedly called Brother An, and seeing Xu Yuan staring at the iPad in his hand, he hurriedly hid it behind him, his eyes erratic.
Xu Yu'an looked at the two of them unfathomably for a long time, and suddenly laughed. He was born very well, usually with a cold face or no expression. The warmth of spring was as pleasant as the flowers blooming, but Da Bin felt the cold sweat running down his back. In the past, Xu Yu'an's smile like this meant he was planning some bad idea.
Sure enough, Xu Yu'an said with a smile, "The weather is so hot, you two are justified for being lazy, and besides, today is my birthday, so whatever you do can be forgiven."
Dabin's little Lizi's eyes lit up, "So you won't tell Uncle Xu, right? Brother An, I know you have a lot of adults!"
"Yes!" Xiao Lizi nodded in agreement.
"but…….."
Knowing that it would not be so easy to let us go, Dabin and Xiaoli burst into tears in his heart.
Seeing the two people's reaction like this, Xu Yu'an smiled even deeper, "But today is my birthday, and you two didn't say anything. Is it unreasonable, or are you ready to surprise me?" He looked at the big Bin glanced at the iPad hidden behind his back, clapped his hands as if suddenly enlightened, and pointed at the iPad, "So this is for me?!"
Da Bin couldn't react, he took out his ipad along his fingers, and looked at Xu Yu'an inexplicably.
Xu Yu'an took the ipad in his hand and looked at Dabin with a smile, "So you were helping me test the performance just now? He really thanked you, but I already have one..."
Da Bin opened his eyes wide, so you should keep this for yourself!
"But I will still accept your heart!"
Dabin was dizzy, why was the line different from what he imagined.
Xiao Lizi patted Dabin on the shoulder sympathetically, good brother, I have wronged you!
"And little Lizi..." Xu Yu'an turned around with a half-smile
Xiao Lizi's legs were trembling, how could he think that he would let him go TAT
"Little Li, after thinking about it, I don't need anything, so,"
Xiao Lizi automatically completed the second half of the sentence, so you don't need to give me anything.
"So you just give me your monthly salary as a gift!" Xiao Lizi's heart was broken...
Xu Yu'an succeeded in cheating people, and left contentedly with his iPad
The guests who came in had to pay, but seeing that the two waiters didn't respond, Da Bin stood with his head bowed like a lost soul, while Xiao Lizi stood beside him motionless.
The guest yelled twice, "Little Li, Little Li! Little Li!! What's wrong with you, take money!"
Little plum, petrified...
Xu Yu'an's teachers of various majors have assigned a lot of homework recently. Many people in the class are crying for their parents. The teacher still assigns so many homework. There are only 5000 papers of 4 words. Xu Yu'an complains in his heart, but for credits, He had to rush hard, so Xu Yu'an carried the computer from home and stayed in the dormitory.
Many college students write papers in the old way, copying and pasting. Xu Yuan has done it before, but the professional teacher is too cruel. He can find it every time he copies from the Internet. After Xu Yuan was caught a few times, he never dared to copy again. , I have to write it out even if I am suffocating myself.
It is really difficult to write a paper on Chinese language and literature. For example, if you take ancient literature, you have to quote classics, have novel ideas, make sense, and write fluently. The writing is fluent, reasonable and understandable, but it is really difficult to do something novel. To ah ah!
There is only so much knowledge about ancient literature. To put it bluntly, it is what the teacher said. There is only so much content in writing. Where can I come up with any novel viewpoints? Xu Yuan felt that he would never write essays again after he finished writing Chinese essays for the college entrance examination. Shame on language majors!Xu Yuan sighed.
Sure enough, I couldn’t write any more just after I edited the beginning. Looking at the word count, it was only more than 300 words. I couldn’t hold back, so I turned off Word and opened Baofengyingyin to watch movies. Most of the movies in the playlist were Lin Run. It was recommended to him. Xu Yu’an just clicked on one and started watching it. After watching it for the first 10 minutes, he couldn’t take it anymore. He decided to switch to another one. After watching it for a while, he switched to another one... Finally, he found an American disaster movie and watched it. Halfway through, Xu Yuan tilted his body and fell on the bed and fell asleep...
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